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by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gay and a claret? me too!
Replies: 297
Views: 33518

Re: Gay and a claret? me too!

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Straight and a claret? Me too!

Not really relevant I know but thought I would put it out there.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gay and a claret? me too!
Replies: 297
Views: 33518

Re: Gay and a claret? me too!

I'd like to wish you well with all of this. However, as leader of the West Yorkshire Clarets, I'd like to put it on record that any person of any gender, religion, colour, special-needs or sexual orientation, would always be made to feel welcome at any of our meetings. We are just people, all shari...
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Even Talksport
Replies: 10
Views: 2730

Re: Even Talksport

They'd just forgotten about us.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Preston v Burnley - Lancs Senior Cup
Replies: 11
Views: 1243

Re: Preston v Burnley - Lancs Senior Cup

They are Superior.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley V crystal palace predictions . 5-0 I think for us.
Replies: 51
Views: 6091

Re: Burnley V crystal palace predictions . 5-0 I think for us.

A tough one nil. It'll be nice to get this damned Home Win Monkey off our backs!
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rules to make sports more interesting
Replies: 22
Views: 3335

Re: Rules to make sports more interesting

In the Stone Ball moving in the World's Strongest Man competition, Ken Dodd lookalikes can cone on and tickle the contestants under the arms with comedy outsized tickle-sticks.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Sodje Family
Replies: 9
Views: 3053

Re: The Sodje Family

Silly Sodjes.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New Building at Mitre Traffic Lights
Replies: 24
Views: 4383

Re: New Building at Mitre Traffic Lights

Funkydrummer wrote:Hope it's better used than that expensive red herring on Trafalgar Street.
Red Herring? Surely you mean White Elephant?
by Lord Beamish
Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: North Korea
Replies: 65
Views: 9035

Re: North Korea

All the Jews are going to be forewarned as to when the Button is to be pressed and will be ready with their Factor 5000000 sun cream.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eckersley goes nuts !
Replies: 57
Views: 8729

Re: Eckersley goes nuts !

Comparing the relative merits of Eckersley and Easton is like comparing a kick in the balls with having your hand slammed in car door.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Craft Beers
Replies: 106
Views: 11550

Re: Craft Beers

I'd suggest hopping on a train to hebden bridge and going to Drink? Plenty to choose from there and you can have a chat with the guy on the counter for some recommendations. https://mobile.twitter.com/Drink_H_Bridge" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Try Calan's, The Night Jar, Vocation...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Craft Beers
Replies: 106
Views: 11550

Re: Craft Beers

Vocation have their own outlet in Hebden in what used to be the Moyles Hotel.
It's well worth a visit.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Craft Beers
Replies: 106
Views: 11550

Re: Craft Beers

Tw@ wrote:You need to try Life and Death from Vocation brewery at Hebden Bridge.
Sold in supermarkets and much more consistent than Brewdogs bottles, I have experienced a few poorer tasting Punk IPA's recently.
Absolutely love Vocation Beers. Life and Death in particular.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Where are you today?
Replies: 54
Views: 5865

Re: Where are you today?

With the in-laws in a sunny Kent.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Craig Bryson
Replies: 23
Views: 4309

Re: Craig Bryson

Quicknick wrote:What's Shackell doing now?
Probably his tasty missus.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley board of directors
Replies: 8
Views: 2559

Re: Burnley board of directors

gandhisflipflop wrote:If you're going to have a go. Get it right. It's football manager now. Amateur.
My bad.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley board of directors
Replies: 8
Views: 2559

Re: Burnley board of directors

There's a lot of people post on here who evidently have bags and bags of experience on Championship Manager.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chris Wood
Replies: 28
Views: 4485

Re: Chris Wood

I'd be concerned if he didn't score against such poor opposition. As it was, he filled his boots. Good for him.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Chris Wood
Replies: 28
Views: 4485

Re: Chris Wood

He's a veritable Goal Machine. We should sign him up, post haste!
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Craig Bryson
Replies: 23
Views: 4309

Re: Craig Bryson

Just goes to highlight the efficacy of our incentive based payment system. Derby were prepared to reward Bryson for merely being there regardless of what he achieved.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dandy Town get money from Wells deal
Replies: 15
Views: 3195

Re: Dandy Town get money from Wells deal

More Cow Pies for Desperate Dan.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FAO CTID
Replies: 10
Views: 1381

Re: FAO CTID

KRBFC wrote:CTID is Craig Levein? or is this a personal joke?
Don't tell him, Pike!
by Lord Beamish
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What will Dyche make of the window?
Replies: 22
Views: 1955

Re: What will Dyche make of the window?

I reckon he'll make something approximating a silk purse.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Craig Bryson
Replies: 23
Views: 4309

Re: Craig Bryson

A five year deal he signed, wasn't it? Every year Derby failed to get promoted after that, that contract would become more and more of a millstone.
Grand stadium, large support, rich owners; yet Derby County FC remain an utter shambles.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No CB?
Replies: 130
Views: 11785

Re: No CB?

I have to agree with Spice. This is nothing short of negligence. If we're very lucky it won't affect us and we'll get someone in in January. If we're unlucky, this could really blow up in our faces.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: Clarets sign Yorkshire Terrier Wells
Replies: 155
Views: 13800

Re: ARTICLE: Clarets sign Yorkshire Terrier Wells

If Sean Dyche is happy with this signing, then so am I.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kamil Grosicki
Replies: 67
Views: 12821

Re: Kamil Grosicki

I think this would be a great late-window acquisition. Sadly I don't think there's owt in it. This boat sailed 12 months ago.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ings on loan
Replies: 140
Views: 23463

Re: Ings on loan

Longsider wrote:Read somewhere that Liverpool are requesting loan players get at least 75% game time over a season. Would he get that? Did Flannigan get that ?
I do wonder if our decision to play ball on the fixture re-arrangement last season spared us that stipulation by Liverpool.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dan Agyei
Replies: 24
Views: 4879

Re: Dan Agyei

I hope he sets League 1 on fire.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nahki Wells - The Right Attitude
Replies: 109
Views: 13304

Re: Nahki Wells - The Right Attitude

Bordeauxclaret wrote:OP sounds familiar somehow.
It's got a sort of Wessex twang, hasn't it?
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Texas Floods and now this
Replies: 26
Views: 3274

Re: Texas Floods and now this

Junior, that reminds me; I must call your mother.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Quick no fuss poll
Replies: 73
Views: 7594

Re: Quick no fuss poll

I'm happy if Sean Dyche is.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: derby ban fan banned for tweets
Replies: 70
Views: 6213

Re: derby ban fan banned for tweets

Strong action by DCFC.
And action they have every right to take.
Good for them, and shame on the young man who tweeted such a pointlessly vicious thing as a way to get back at someone who had the temerity to score a goal against his Team.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Grzegorz Krychowiak to WBA
Replies: 15
Views: 2297

Re: Grzegorz Krychowiak to WBA

If we haven't learned by now to not have any transfer dealings with WBA, then we haven't learned much.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eckersley goes nuts !
Replies: 57
Views: 8729

Re: Eckersley goes nuts !

Robbed a good living?! Harsh. How about, bloke who didn't quite make the grade as a professional footballer so decides to set up his own family business! A four year deal at Burnley where he didn't even start a league game? The guy should have worn a mask! He was a pro-footballer for a decade and b...
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Eckersley goes nuts !
Replies: 57
Views: 8729

Re: Eckersley goes nuts !

A man who robbed a good living by impersonating a footballer is now charging gullible fools over the odds for nuts and oats whilst making them bring their own bags.

Who'd a thunk it?
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Randon fact
Replies: 65
Views: 6613

Re: Randon fact

dsr wrote:But if you add together the constituent letters of Parkinson, you don't get Party ;) !!!

(says the man who never made a typo! :oops:
Bloody predictive text!
by Lord Beamish
Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Randon fact
Replies: 65
Views: 6613

Re: Randon fact

Party did wear the number 2. If you add the constituent numbers of the number 11 together you also get the number 2.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Arfield
Replies: 26
Views: 5228

Re: Arfield

Really like the guy. He's made the place his home. His performance at Ewo*d showed that he really understood the fixture. We could really be getting the peak years of his career in the next season or two. He's well worth hanging onto.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Barnes Value?
Replies: 87
Views: 10747

Re: Barnes Value?

The kind of money Wolves are throwing about? £10m please.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Coyne playing at 44
Replies: 16
Views: 3768

Re: Danny Coyne playing at 44

Murder.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who drops off the bench.
Replies: 26
Views: 3002

Re: Who drops off the bench.

Lanlee in Colne once dropped a bench off for me; in the back of a Transit van.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Danny Coyne playing at 44
Replies: 16
Views: 3768

Re: Danny Coyne playing at 44

Dodgy knees.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Have we bid for the wrong Southampton striker?
Replies: 61
Views: 8711

Re: Have we bid for the wrong Southampton striker?

What an option he would be to come off the bench.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Local dog friendly pubs
Replies: 9
Views: 1974

Re: Local dog friendly pubs

Local to where?
by Lord Beamish
Mon Aug 28, 2017 2:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can we keep Dyche?
Replies: 55
Views: 7659

Re: Can we keep Dyche?

longsidelewis wrote:Wouldn't speak about those two in the same sentence
The comparison Coaching-wise beteeen Dyche and Coyle is akin to that between Viagra and a blue M&M.