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- Wed Mar 01, 2023 12:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Mormons are coming
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5882
- Wed Mar 01, 2023 12:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Mormons are coming
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5882
Re: The Mormons are coming
*mormon
- Wed Mar 01, 2023 12:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Mormons are coming
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5882
Re: The Mormons are coming
Are you a moron by chance?
- Tue Feb 28, 2023 11:35 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Mormons are coming
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5882
Re: The Mormons are coming
Creative interpretation of the word "bought" there.
- Tue Feb 28, 2023 11:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tik Tok
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1213
Re: Tik Tok
TikTok is Chinese owned, and China's state-capitalism system means that large companies are under a significant degree of control and influence from the government. Large companies are required by a complicated combination of actual laws and unwritten regulations to have within their organisational ...
- Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Films which disappointed you
- Replies: 138
- Views: 5365
Re: Films which disappointed you
Lord of the rings. Was great to watch for first two hours but as the movie progressed and it got to thick end of 3 hours I thought how the hell are they going to end this. When it finished I left muttering that it was three hours of my life I wouldn’t get back. My son then told me it was a trilogy!...
- Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dress Code In Longside Hospitality
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4587
Re: Dress Code In Longside Hospitality
Cogito, ergo sum.
- Thu Feb 23, 2023 11:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gary Lineker
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2335
Re: Gary Lineker
Move aside, Homer. Who even needs Tolstoy? Hemmingway? Bah, overrated anyway.
- Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dress Code In Longside Hospitality
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4587
Re: Dress Code In Longside Hospitality
Caligae sandals and a toga allowed? Who defines smart casual?
- Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dress Code In Longside Hospitality
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4587
Re: Dress Code In Longside Hospitality
WTF is wrong with white trainers? I can understand they don't want folk turning up looking like roadmen but I wear white trainers all the time and I look smart as fk. I'm presuming you can turn up in white boat shoes, right? because middle class people wear those so they're fine. But then the distin...
- Wed Feb 22, 2023 11:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Piano - C4
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1146
Re: The Piano - C4
Did the piano explode?HunterST_BFC wrote: ↑Wed Feb 22, 2023 11:35 pm
Jusy a wild stab in the dark... but... I guess you have not watched tonights have you?
- Wed Feb 22, 2023 11:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Piano - C4
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1146
Re: The Piano - C4
This concept of randoms being filmed walking up to and playing pianos in train stations and shopping centres and wherever has been around on YouTube/TikTok for yonks, Channel 4 have just welded it to the soppy, mopey, not-reality reality shite of the Britain's Got Talent variant. It's just totally d...
- Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Films which disappointed you
- Replies: 138
- Views: 5365
Re: Films which disappointed you
Netflix's approach is deliberately scatter gun. Most producers and developers have an idea of what they want to make, then they go and make it. Netflix green-light's almost anything, lets the market decide what's a hit, then milk it for a few years until the next hit comes along. Like, in no 'normal...
- Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Films which disappointed you
- Replies: 138
- Views: 5365
Re: Films which disappointed you
I think with Baz Luhrmann the style is the substance. And credit to him, his films definitely feel like you're on a substance.
- Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Films which disappointed you
- Replies: 138
- Views: 5365
Re: Films which disappointed you
Some amazing films mentioned on this thread. WTF is wrong with you all? Prometheus is the best Alien film after the original Alien. Amazing film. (Alien is better than Aliens). Covenant was rubbish though. Love Christopher Nolan, so expected a lot of Tenet. Was absolute bobbins. Watched it twice bec...
- Sun Feb 19, 2023 10:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Player of the Season - so far?
- Replies: 52
- Views: 2810
Re: Player of the Season - so far?
In terms of outright class it's Beyer for me. Cork and Cullen have been so important, but since Beyer came into the side as a starter we've been ruthless. Seems really harsh on Charlie Taylor to say that because he's been almost perfect when he's been asked to play CB, looks every bit the centre hal...
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 8:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer
- Replies: 81
- Views: 8027
Re: Beyer
Perspective: Leon Cort at about age 30 cost us £1.5m THIRTEEN YEARS AGO!!! In today's money that's like handing over £10m for a washed up donkey people only remember for being rubbish. Beyer has full Germany international mainstay potential.
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer
- Replies: 81
- Views: 8027
Re: Beyer
He'll be worth £50m in two-years time.
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beyer
- Replies: 81
- Views: 8027
Re: Beyer
I'm erect.
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
I think perhaps missing the 1st choice centre half's limits the ability to play out from the.back more than any other reason That's a valid point, and I reckon Beyer is the best CB in the division, but it must be said we have played out from the back other times this season when it suited us with T...
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 116 points
- Replies: 62
- Views: 8774
Re: 116 points
Ha, look at you assuming I've got £100 to gamble away! I turn my TV up and down by literally walking up to it and pressing the buttons on it like it's 1992 because my remote is fkd.Burnley1989 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:16 pmExactly that, who are you going to put your £100 bet on next season?
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 116 points
- Replies: 62
- Views: 8774
Re: 116 points
That makes sense, cheers.Big Vinny K wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:10 pmB365 pay out on season bets if a team takes a 10 point lead.
In this case it’s nothing to do with PR - its part of the bet offer. Similar to the 2 goal lead payout they offer on matches. An incentive for people to use b365 rather than other firms.
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
After the Blackpool game early in the season Kompany went back to basics to protect Muric after some obvious errors, and it settled him down a lot. There was a slight shift in tactics to get through the following game/games to allow Muric to find the confidence that comes with a few quiet games as a...
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 116 points
- Replies: 62
- Views: 8774
Re: 116 points
What does the betting firm stand to gain from doing it? Is it just PR, keeping the customers sweet and the like?quoonbeatz wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:30 pmThey do an early payout if you're far enough ahead. Can obviously backfire but it's highly unlikely.
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 116 points
- Replies: 62
- Views: 8774
Re: 116 points
As someone who doesn't gamble could you explain like I'm an idiot why they do that? Is it so other people don't pile even more money on or something?
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 6:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 116 points
- Replies: 62
- Views: 8774
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 5:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Our “tough run”
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Our “tough run”
We aren't going for respectability, we're going for audacity!!!Mrpotatohead wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 5:52 pmI said before this run of games that 12 points would've been a very respectable return.
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 5:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 116 points
- Replies: 62
- Views: 8774
Re: 114 points (updated)
As of today, 72pts on the board, 35 needed to beat the record, 42 available. Those two dropped against Watford mean we're down to 7 points we can afford to drop. So fourteen games left where we can lose one, draw two, win the rest. Eleven wins, two draws, one defeat. This is doable. Even if we mess ...
- Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lee Mason gone
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5639
Re: Lee Mason gone
VAR itself is fine the problem with it is how it is implemented we have to be prepared to use if for JUST clear and obvious errors and I’m not sure a toe nail offside is clear and obvious. The other issue is the people running it and how it is still prone to human error because of them people. Now ...
- Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lee Mason gone
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5639
Re: Lee Mason gone
I do honestly believe that things might improve under Webb He can only affect VAR at the level of protocol, where there's only limited scope for improvement, though perhaps he might foster a greater sense of responsibility and accountability as opposed to the circling of the wagons we're used to se...
- Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lee Mason gone
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5639
Re: Lee Mason gone
Microchip onside, foot offside = the player is offside. Unless you've got military technology which might not even exist, or a 3D laser imaging of the game (the investment required to do this would be just ridiculous, assuming it's even feasible), more technology achieves nothing.
- Fri Feb 17, 2023 9:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lee Mason gone
- Replies: 81
- Views: 5639
Re: Lee Mason gone
VAR is a farce, the game needs rid of it altogether. "Clear and obvious" is a matter of interpretation. There's no definable point at which a clear error becomes an unclear error. In fact, even to determine whether a refereeing error was a clear one or not would require a deferral to VAR, at which p...
- Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
You're familiar with the concept of metaphor, I presume?
- Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:30 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
Whole first half was poor, not just Muric. Sloppy as we've been all season.
- Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:23 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
No idea why anyone sane would come to that conclusion and it’s not because of a bad game IN MY OPINION it’s because he’s too kamikaze for my liking. People probably come to conclusions like that when you say things like you'll take "any day" a keeper (Bachmann) whose goals conceded/game ratio is sl...
- Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:04 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
I'll take your word for it, I'm going off second hand info.JarrowClaret wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:03 amHis words on BBC were something like “he was ill nothing I could do tactically with it so he was I’ll”
- Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:04 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
- Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
Apparently on Sky Kompany said the sub was due to "tactical details". So, so far we've got ill, injured and tactical, three different explanations for the sub, two of which are straight from Kompany's mouth, which basically points to Kompany doing a nudge and a wink, not wanting to insult anyone's i...
- Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
He honestly didn't look injured. There were no collisions or exertions that looked to cause injury. He just looked like his head wasn't in the right place from kickoff. He'll move on from it like he did after Blackpool and Sheffield where he was poor.
- Tue Feb 14, 2023 11:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
Lunatic. I love it, but he's a lunatic. It's hilarious. It's also a problem, but it's hilarious, and he's a lunatic, and I still love it. Everyone else can think what they want, obviously, but I'm just going to accept that he'll take off his football boots and put his clown shoes on whenever he feel...
- Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Media team at it again
- Replies: 35
- Views: 4397
Re: Media team at it again
Rugby tackles streaker, does the worm. Football has never since reached such a height. All downhill from there.
- Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
https://twitter.com/kosovarfootball/status/1624794225781968896?s=46&t=J-R7Y9PaVtNqV2pXAeQXsA Highlights reel of Muric from yesterday It's a pisstake when you see it compiled like this. Not an exaggeration to say that for a GK he's one of the best distributors on the planet. Genuinely, show me bette...
- Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: With Vincent Kompany at the helm, a cold night in Burnley is an entirely different prospect
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2008
Re: With Vincent Kompany at the helm, a cold night in Burnley is an entirely different prospect
That's a brilliantly written, balanced and well researched article that could have been written by a Burnley fan. About as fair an assessment of where we are and how we got here as you'll ever read. Well done, mate.
- Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
Like the WBA manager said , it is like playing against 11 outfield players. Totally. Any set-piece frailties we might have need to be viewed as being priced-in to the system to allow us to have the calibre of ball-playing players we have on our budget to be able to play with eleven outfield players...
- Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
I don't know if I'm just imagining or misremembering this, but it feels as though the fullbacks were making tonnes of vertical runs (forward and back) in the first few weeks of the season with not so much horizontal movement, and when you look at the positions Roberts and Maatsen are taking up these...
- Sat Feb 11, 2023 6:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 638
- Views: 36008
Re: Muric
That pass five minutes in, 90 degree pass on the ground, made forward, drilled with power, absolutely inch perfect to Cullen (I think) while there's a PNE forward literally trying to tackle him and he's using his shoulder to block the tackle. Audacity of the man. Anyone else in English football bar ...
- Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bloody hell that was frustrating
- Replies: 101
- Views: 9004
Re: Bloody hell that was frustrating
Can I just take a minute to appreciate the beautiful absurdity of the deletion of a post I made earlier in the thread calling the OP a mug for saying we need a striker then going on to score in every league game since — deleted, I presume, after someone reported the post for being abusive — when it ...
- Wed Feb 08, 2023 11:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bloody hell that was frustrating
- Replies: 101
- Views: 9004
Re: Bloody hell that was frustrating
Interesting also to contrast the pace of play in the Watford/Luton/early season games with the Norwich game the other day, where we played like every player had done a gram a minute before kickoff. It's the aggression we've perfected as much as anything.
- Wed Feb 08, 2023 11:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bloody hell that was frustrating
- Replies: 101
- Views: 9004
Re: Bloody hell that was frustrating
It's notable that we signed Zaroury and Beyer about a fortnight after the game this thread was started about (Watford), and Tella had been signed just the day before, I think. Some managers want the transfer window closed before the season starts, but for me looking at how we were able to test the t...
- Wed Feb 08, 2023 12:17 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ashley Barnes
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4345
Re: Ashley Barnes
Ash at his best is probably one of my all time favourite players to watch. Sure, we've had better 'footballers' than him, even got some in this very team, we've had better goal scorers than him, we've had quicker players, we've had more creative and more technical players, but he literally plays lik...