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simonclaret

I had a Bene yesterday, water was hot, tick. Unfortunately the volume of water was way too much.

The poor chap behind me in the queue asked for one and was asked single or double! Eh? Bene n hot!

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Poor management from Heckingbottom. As soon as he'd got away with a yellow for the first assault his manager should have replaced him. It was blatantly obvious that he was a red waiting to happen. With that indecision the game was lost. If they'd got it back to 2-1 it would have been a nervy second ...

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I think Rowls is right.

As for it being ********, I find it interesting to understand the overall balance of a game and the quality of chances created.

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Did anyone else spot our XG? Less than two goals. Which of our three were we not meant to score? Brownhill’s was a difficult chance but the rest seemed fairly straightforward. That's how xG works - I would guess that our second goal was the highest xG, but we've all seen plenty of similar chances m...

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ChatGPT is on top form this eve.

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Looks like Pope has a shoulder injury, hobbling off.

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Not sure there was anything bizarre about that except the ludicrous decision of Beyer's to boot the ball high into the Bob Lord when the whistle had evidently gone. Mandatory yellow. It was an odd thing to do. I initially thought he was kicking it well out to allow us to get another ball from the l...

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I don't see any reason why the defender should have got a second yellow for the push. When did a simple push become a booking offence? There is no reason to give a booking for every foul, and as fouls go, it was a pretty trivial one. It's where it was on the pitch, stopped the attacker getting a sh...

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FCBurnley wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:51 pm
I wonder what Evertons punishment will be for giving fans cards saying that PL is corrupt ? The League will have to defend that accusation. If they don’t one can assume they are corrupt!

You think the club have handed out the cards?

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Cullen looks poor against premier league opposition.

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claretandy wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 01, 2023 8:31 pm
If you haven't realised yet how crucial the keeper is to how we play, then you haven't been watching us for the last year.

Which is what makes it so confusing why we’ve not seen Muric with the shirt to lose.

simonclaret

Couple of half chances in last few mins, we’re not out of it yet.

Terrible atmosphere though.

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Berge playing well

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Zero attempts second half

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Good save Traff

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 23, 2023 11:59 am
Thanks to all for the updates here. You wouldn't know there was a war on Ukraine, otherwise.

Extensive reporting here too in its own section: https://www.theguardian.com/uk

Understandably, events elsewhere are taking the headlines.

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Nonayforever wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 02, 2023 9:52 am
That's the BBC for you now.
A fishing programme presented by someone who is opposed to fishing.

Don't know if you've ever seen it but it's not a 'fishing programme'.

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It Is What It Is wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 30, 2023 9:41 pm
We have to beat Luton by 4 goals to move out of bottom 3. I will take any sort of win tho...3 points is paramount.

Might want to check the maths on that.

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Tarks playing CF for Everton!

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Safron wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:44 pm
Obviously you don't pxxk

Punk?

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Foshiznik wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:40 pm
He’s been ripped apart literally every game thread. The hypocrisy is these same people ignore the same mistakes by everyone else and can’t find it in themselves to admit Trafford has done well.

Trafford a positive today.

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AAD heads a corner, tipped over

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Newcastleclaret93 wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:36 pm
Didn’t even touch the ball pal

Aye first angle looked like he’d got something on it. Derservedly getting 0 pts here.

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Penalty for winning the ball?

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Good burst into the box by Wilson

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If we get anything from this it will be daylight robbery

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Beyer booked for shirt pull on Isak, fails to give advantage

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Their pressing is outstanding

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Great save Traff

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Zeki in the book

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Tripps way too good for Ramsey

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Isak misses open goal

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:41 pm
Just switched over to Radio5SX and they sound very disappointed we are winning ... get tge impression they expected a slightly different scoreline A**eholes

Harsh, they've both been very complimentary about us all evening. Players knowing their roles, not looking like we've made 11 changes.

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:02 pm
Our game on R5 Sports Extra now. Switched to Man U on R5 live..

They're doubting there's a shock on the cards.

simonclaret

This is what a strong squad is all about, others pressing for starts.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:13 pm
Zaroury assist again

Hat-trick

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3-0 O'Shea

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Goals being shown on SSN

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2-0 Bruun Larson

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Simple header from a corner, Berge.

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Can’t help thinking it would have been given if it was 0-0, which stinks.

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I find it quite odd that they don't put the teams up during the game at all. I saw the teams on there once near the end of the game. I thought it was poor that we didn’t announce their line up directly before kick off either. Had to take a picture of their 15 and zoom in to recall it was that odiou...

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Pie supplier changed in Bob Lord stand last night, Hollands gone! Had the rarely spotted butter pie, quite tasty and well prepared.

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More importantly why did the font and layout on the big screen change part way through the match, half time maybe?

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:38 am
I wonder if there would have been 12+ minutes if Spurs were winning 1-0 after 90.

Depends if Spurs timewasted like SU?

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Wood scores 2-1

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Any impartial observer would not have assessed our performance as "woefuly out of our depth".

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Murger wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 12, 2023 4:54 pm
Dirty Leeds go behind in the 90th minute

1 point from 2 games, marching on etc,

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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 12, 2023 4:54 pm
I've been watching Brighton v Luton, it's 4-1, could have been double that. Luton are just a set-piece team at this level

I've seen a lot of that game and I just can't see them picking up many points at all.

simonclaret

Lukey Juke as well

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