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by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 29, 2023 6:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FOOD COUNT v Aston Villa, (a) 30 Dec
Replies: 25
Views: 784

Re: FOOD COUNT v Aston Villa, (a) 30 Dec

122 unyuns

130 Jews

Ta for the count!
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 26278

Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread

Back to trafford, invite pressure, miskick it out for an oppo throw

Glad to see we've learned a lot this year
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 26278

Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread

Not sure what was just blown for - maybe a foul of Beyer but we got off with that one
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2893

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Lol this ref is an absolute clown
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2893

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Relegation form from sheff u

Unfortunately we could do with it from both
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2893

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Ho!

2-3
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2893

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Bizarre call for a corner though...
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2893

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Gwaaan

What an easy goal

I can't believe we're down at the bottom with these two teMs
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2893

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Oh dear oh dear
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 3:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 26278

Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread

It's in the stars for us to win

Us sending ole faketeeth baby back off home with tears in his eyes is my Xmas gift!

Let's go 2-0
by tarkys_ears
Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 72
Views: 4061

Re: Merry Christmas

warksclaret wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:56 pm
Merry Christmas-lets hope we can all enjoy a fine claret this Christmas
Mine's a Vile supporter but I'll try...
by tarkys_ears
Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Manchester United Latest
Replies: 2
Views: 910

Re: Manchester United Latest

Gotta get off that 1* hygiene rating first!
by tarkys_ears
Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FOOD COUNT Mighty Clarets v Liverpool BOXING DAY
Replies: 33
Views: 1121

Re: FOOD COUNT Mighty Clarets v Liverpool BOXING DAY

43 cherries

102ml Jews


Ta for the count!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 10:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonight’s boxing
Replies: 14
Views: 1621

Re: Tonight’s boxing

There's just no atmosphere when everyones not coked up, ****** up and trying to fight each other!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We couldn't... Could we?
Replies: 29
Views: 2575

Re: We couldn't... Could we?

Halfway to go, if we've turned a corner we could end up mid table or better.

If its business as usual, we'll end the season on 22 points...

Who knows which is gonna happen but I suspect it will be extreme one way or another...
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are some footballers thick as mince...
Replies: 9
Views: 1566

Re: Are some footballers thick as mince...

Connor roberts was quite funny earlier with his "leg injury"
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We couldn't... Could we?
Replies: 29
Views: 2575

Re: We couldn't... Could we?

jedi_master wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:09 pm
Next two are free hits, expect nothing and be happy with anything.

What's a free hit and why are the next 2, please?
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 4:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley
Replies: 549
Views: 23754

Re: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley

Well, well, well. Wudjabelieeeveit!

Can't comment on the performance though as I've only watched the last 20 mins or so due to ongoing Turkey gathering issues encountered earlier today but great 3 points for the lads!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 4:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley
Replies: 549
Views: 23754

Re: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley

"perfectly legal"

any other team and "you can't get away with that these days"

Who's the prick talking is it Sherwood?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7201

Re: VILLA

9 mins...

From where?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7201

Re: VILLA

Oh my god...

******* idiotic var but hahahaha **** the vile
!!!!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7201

Re: VILLA

Red card incoming!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7201

Re: VILLA

Mcnobhead coming on

Hope he gets sent off again the dirty so and so!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7201

Re: VILLA

That was a defo handball. They got off with one there

Sheff U have all the moment now though
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7201

Re: VILLA

The play was a result of the foul

Doesn't matter how long went on after, it wouldn't have happened like that otherwise.

..or do we now constantly foul keepers in the hope the ball stays in olay for another 5 seconds and you score a goal?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 8:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7201

Re: VILLA

**** the vile!

Hope they lose this one, even at our cost!
by tarkys_ears
Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Food Count Fulham Away 23rd Dec ... We need Heroes
Replies: 58
Views: 2318

Re: Food Count Fulham Away 23rd Dec ... We need Heroes

Creme Egg Twisted 6
Whispa 5
Crunchie Bits 7
Dairy Milk 6
Dairy Milk Caramel 5
Twirl 7
Double Decker 6
Fudge Finger 7
Chocolate Eclair 8

Total Heroes 57

Nice count boss!
by tarkys_ears
Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tinned Food Count Everton 16th December
Replies: 33
Views: 2435

Re: Tinned Food Count Everton 16th December

478 beeeeeeeeens

116 joose

Ta for the count!
by tarkys_ears
Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What striker is a feasible buy in January?
Replies: 65
Views: 10526

Re: What striker is a feasible buy in January?

What's Danny ings upto these days?
by tarkys_ears
Sun Dec 10, 2023 5:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Does Pace regret ?
Replies: 120
Views: 20690

Re: Does Pace regret ?

Dyche had about £1bn in total spend in order to end up relegated with a worthless, knackered, old squad.

Buying and selling isn't his forte unfortunately.
by tarkys_ears
Thu Dec 07, 2023 6:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FAO Foodcounters
Replies: 132
Views: 6698

Re: FAO Foodcounters

I can't do Spurs but I'll do Man City on 31/1
by tarkys_ears
Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Could Villa do a Leicester ??
Replies: 43
Views: 5293

Re: Could Villa do a Leicester ??

Yeah but bet they lose to Brentford...
by tarkys_ears
Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PL / FL / Scottish grounds visible by rail
Replies: 48
Views: 3210

Re: PL / FL / Scottish grounds visible by rail

Elland Road, St Andrews, Wembley
by tarkys_ears
Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FAO Foodcounters
Replies: 132
Views: 6698

Re: FAO Foodcounters

I think we need what_no_pies to do one every week
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Criminal
Replies: 132
Views: 16298

Re: Criminal

MT03ALG wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:34 pm
Play like the old Colne Dynamoes. Keeper gets the ball, everyone hits the half way line. Not pretty but you apply the golden rule of football i.e. never to lose the ball in your own half 8-) 8-)
In your own goal area would be a start
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley
Replies: 605
Views: 58868

Re: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley

I thought we outplayed the “established” Premier League team in large parts of this game. We came undone with an error again, which without it would have been a good away point at Wolves. If we wouldn't have ****** up when we did, we certainly would have done later on ...and this is stemming from w...
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley
Replies: 605
Views: 58868

Re: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley

Luton will ******* win now...
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:04 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley
Replies: 605
Views: 58868

Re: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley

Why are we desperately hanging on to a 1-0 defeat?

We look **** poor and shaken now

Weak, slow, talentless

Can someone explain the point of Brun Larsen to me?
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley
Replies: 605
Views: 58868

Re: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley

This ref needs to be ******* sacked
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 8:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley
Replies: 605
Views: 58868

Re: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley

Back to business as usual

******* around at the back

...and here we are again
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley
Replies: 605
Views: 58868

Re: Match Thread - Wolves v Burnley

2 identical fouls. One given a yellow.

Can't wait for rate the ref later
by tarkys_ears
Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Food count - Wolves 05/12
Replies: 34
Views: 1896

Re: Food count - Wolves 05/12

Kidney - 86
Black eye - 201
Gungo- 235
Water - 125
Cost - 49p

Interesting count!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Michael Palin on the Turf
Replies: 34
Views: 5225

Re: Sir Michael Palin on the Turf

Having watched his travel docs... I'm sure he's had worse days!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 02, 2023 7:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2 questions from today
Replies: 33
Views: 4100

Re: 2 questions from today

Someones just pointed out on the Daily Mail that the 4 assists were all seperate players too.

9 contributions from one team in a game!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:33 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their
Replies: 60
Views: 5487

Re: Public Information Broadcast - They're There Their

Rick_Muller wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:53 am
theyre there their.png

That is all
Who is?
by tarkys_ears
Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TV Gameshows
Replies: 50
Views: 4772

Re: TV Gameshows

I remember a bloke from Burnley making a **** joke about Marjoram on Come Dine - is that the one?
by tarkys_ears
Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TV Gameshows
Replies: 50
Views: 4772

Re: TV Gameshows

Biggest game me and the missus play with Bullseye is trying to guess what year it was filmed by the length of the bloke's moustaches (and sometimes the womens)
by tarkys_ears
Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kingfisher Oriental Bamboo Shoots In Water, 225g
Replies: 33
Views: 1498

Re: Kingfisher Oriental Bamboo Shoots In Water, 225g

152 shoots

38ml shoot juice

Ta for the count
by tarkys_ears
Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: News from the IFAB Annual Business Meeting
Replies: 20
Views: 1676

Re: News from the IFAB Annual Business Meeting

Well... the players behaviour is far from the worst thing I see on the pitch these days.

When are they gonna ref properly? Absolute smoke and mirrors job going on. There is nothing not in a refs arsenal to cut down on this if they wanted to already.