About what we'd get in similar circumstances.

He'd have played James as he was in his first spell with us. Pace and a fierce shot.

I wouldn't say 'comfortable' mid-table.

Modern BMWs and Mercs break down. Get a Japanese car.

There should be a zero limit/tolerance for drink driving everywhere. My sister's daughter was killed at 19 by a drunk driver in 2001.

I'd be delighted if all cars were computer driven as long as motorcycles weren't. I never go in a car. Hate them.

1972-73. A truly classy team. And that away following at PNE on the last day was the biggest Burnley following (Wembley aside) I've witnessed. The whole of their end and most of both sides.

Obviously not.

5 sub appearances is doing well? Or were you being ironic, CT?

Am I right in thinking this run is a divisional record?

It would be nice to go the first half of next season unbeaten.

Isn't it 100 million in debt?

evensteadiereddie, hats off to such long service in the profession. I had you down as being much younger. Twenty-six years was enough for me, but I started late.

My wife is a madame.

Brilliant, BOT!

If you'd punctuate this diatribe, I'd be able to follow it.

So sorry, mate. Best of luck. Chin up.

I like it but prefer Leo. I put ice in all my lager. Here in Portugal, too.

Every time I go travelling, I run into Clarets. I'll have a look on his FB page as we are FB friends.

I am moving to Chiang Rai in June (for 8 months a year). I've met Alan on Facebook.

I can drink quite a lot of Leo and feel okayish in the morning. If I do the same amount of Cristal or whatever in Portugal, I feel rougher. I'm a Chiang Rai regular visitor and will be making it my base from June this year. When I visit BBK we'll have to have a beer.

Chang beer. Vile! Leo for me.

Oldham 74 was the most comprehensive takeover I have ever experienced. And they asked for it by attacking the few Clarets that had bought tickets for their end. What was it called? The Chaddy End?