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Burnley 2 Sheff Utd 1 Brownhill 24

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Back in the day anytime any tragedy happened there was a plethora of jokes. I can remember a few from the Heysal tragedy and from Michael Watson's devastating life changing injury. And of course Everton fans still mock Hillsborough and given half a chance a good proportion of Turf Moor would be hap...

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Burnley 1 W Ham 3
Bowen 18

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Man-City 2 Liverpool 1
Burnley 1 West Ham 4 NAP BOWEN
Luton 1 Crystal Palace 1
Newcastle 1 Chelsea 1
Nottingham Forest 2 Brighton 1
Sheffield United 2 Bournemouth 1
Brentford 1 Arsenal 2
Spurs 2 Aston Villa 2
Everton 2 Man Utd 1
Fulham 1 Wolves 1
GOALS 30

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Let's not kid ourselves.
We will probably lose by 5 or 6 goals.
If we do win, however, I will run naked round my garden (at night).

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Arsenal 7 Burnley 1 Nketiah 5
NL

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Week 12 Fixtures.
Wolves 1 Spurs 2
Arsenal 7 Burnley 1 NKITIAH 5
Palace 1 Everton 2 NAP
Man-Utd 2 Luton 1
Bournemouth 1 Newcastle 3
Villa 2 Fulham 0
Brighton 2 Sheffield United 0
Liverpool 2 Brentford 2
West Ham 2 Forest 1
Chelsea 1 Man-City 2
35 GOALS

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I just spat my tea out. We are a poor team, playing poorly and being poorly managed. Everton will batter us by at least 3 clear goals. A blind man on a galloping horse could see that coming. Getting depressing now. One comfort is that last season was great, so we can always look forward to doing th...

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I just spat my tea out.
We are a poor team, playing poorly and being poorly managed.
Everton will batter us by at least 3 clear goals.

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Fulham 1 Man Utd 1 NAP
Brentford 2 West Ham 1
Burnley 2 Crystal Palace 2 BROWNHILL 33
Everton 2 Brighton 1
Man-City 4 Bournemouth 1
Sheffield Utd 1 Wolves 1
Newcastle 1 Arsenal 2
Forest 1 Villa 2
Luton 1 Liverpool 3
Spurs 3 Chelsea 0
GOALS 32

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Everton 4 Burnley 1
Brownhill 22

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HahaYeah wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 29, 2023 7:24 pm
I was one point out, I badly underestimated Aston Villa.

Palace 1
Arsenal 0
West Ham 0
Sheff Utd 3
Wolves 1
Brighton 0
Everton 0
Fulham 0
Liverpool 0
Villa 0

Not quite, I'm afraid - you had us down for a point each from Brentford and Bournemouth!

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Well, doesn't time fly when you are having fun. Leaving out the Luton game, which was not included at the time of posting - the results are in! Not even the most pessimistic amongst us thought we would have the grand total of 1 point from those games. If I have checked correctly, we have a 3 way win...

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Hearing that he has died. Real shame if true.
Great in Friends.

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Big call for Band of Brothers for those that haven’t seen it . Right up there with the “ best of the best “ over the yrs like your Wire,Sopranos,Breaking Bads etc . Find it amazing that some people haven't seen Band Of Brothers yet. Then I got to thinking that I have never seen a complete episode o...

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Bournemouth 1 Burnley 2
Foster 22
NL

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Crystal Palace 1 Spurs 2
Chelsea 3 Brentford 1
Arsenal 4 Sheffield United 0
Bournemouth 1 Burnley 2 NAP FOSTER 22
Wolves 1 Newcastle 3
West Ham 2 Everton 1
Aston Villa 3 Luton 1
Brighton 2 Fulham 0
Liverpool 4 Forest 1
Man-Utd 1 Man-City 2
GOALS 35

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Off to London this weekend with the family, taking in the Brentford game and general site seeing . Any tips and general advice / suggestions for the tubes? I've not been on the tube for about 20 years. Is it best getting a family travelcard for our 3 nights and days in London? we have two boys ages...

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I can question it. True, he's scored an extra 70 or so goals but he had an extra 300 or so games to do it. He scored 123 goals in 200 internationals compared with Pele 77 in 92. Pele has a better goals per game record, but some distance. There are far more penalties now than then, which Ronaldo has...

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TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 13, 2023 1:16 pm
I doubt they have a Where's Wally or Mario Brothers though.

How rude!

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Thought I would tap into the knowledge on here - any recommendations for decent fancy dress hire shops in the Burnley/Pendle area?
Cheers in advance.

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Brentford 1 Burnley 2
Foster 15
NL

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Don't think I have ever done this? Not even famous wins over the years.
Life's too short.

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Week 9
Liverpool 3 Everton 1 nap
Bournemouth 1 Wolves 1
Brentford 2 Burnley 2 Foster 22
Man-City 2 Brighton 1
Newcastle 4 Crystal Palace 1
Nottingham Forest 2 Luton 1
Chelsea 1 Arsenal 1
Sheffield United 1 Man Utd 2
Aston Villa 3 West Ham 1
Spurs 3 Fulham 0
Goals = 33

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Luton 1 Spurs 1
Fulham 1 Sheffield United 1
Burnley 2 Chelsea 2 Amdouni 22 NAP
Man Utd 2 Brentford 1
Everton 2 Bournemouth 1
Crystal Palace 1 Nottingham Forest 1
Brighton 3 Liverpool 1
West Ham 1 Newcastle 2
Wolves 1 Aston Villa 2
Arsenal 2 Man-City 2
Goals = 30

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Could have sworn I had done this match but cannot see it anywhere so:

Luton 2 Burnley 2 Amdouni 22

NL1

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Aston Villa 2 Brighton 2 NAP Bournemouth 0 Arsenal 3 Everton 2 Luton 1 Man-Utd 2 Crystal Palace 1 Newcastle 4 Burnley 1 WILSON 10 West Ham 3 Sheffield United 1 Wolves 0 Man-City 3 Spurs 2 Liverpool 2 Sunday 1st October Forest 2 Brentford 1 Monday 2nd October Fulham 1 Chelsea 1 Tuesday 3rd of October...

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SALFORD 1 BURNLEY 3
AMDOUNI 26
NL1

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Burnley 2 Man Utd 1 Amdouni 22
NL1

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Week 6
Crystal Palace 2 Fulham 1 NAP
Luton 1 Wolves 1
Man-City 4 Forest 1
Brentford 2 Everton 1
Burnley 2 Man-Utd 1 Amdouni 18
Arsenal 2 Spurs 2
Brighton 3 Bournemouth 0
Chelsea 1 Villa 2
Liverpool 2 West Ham 2
Sheffield Utd 2 Newcastle 1
33 goals

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Forest 2 Burnley 2
Foster 18
NL1

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Week 5 fixtures Saturday 16th September Wolves 0 Liverpool 4 NAP Aston Villa 2 Crystal Palace 1 Fulham 1 Luton 1 Man-Utd 1 Brighton 3 Spurs 4 Sheffield United 0 West Ham 1 Man-City 3 Newcastle 2 Brentford 1 Sunday 17th of September Bournemouth 1 Chelsea 1 Everton 1 Arsenal 2 Monday 18th of September...

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I think we are struggling to find an identity at the moment. I am not sure what the game plan is. Our slick possession based passing style seems to have gone out of the window. Spurs pressed up when our GK had the ball and put pressure on our defenders and they were panicky and wasteful in possessi...

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Bring them on the pitch at every half time and hang them upside down in a bucket of urine.
Then have a penalty shoot out through their legs.
Winner gets a pie and a twix.

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You lot no work to do?

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N Forest 1 Burnley 3
Amdouni 18
NL1

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Week 4 fixtures starting 1st Sept. 1st September Luton 1 West Ham 4 2nd September Sheffield United 2 Everton 1 NAP Brentford 2 Bournemouth 1 Burnley 1 Spurs 3 Foster 18 Chelsea 2 Forest 2 Man - City 4 Fulham 0 Brighton 2 Newcastle 2 3rd September Crystal Palace 2 Wolves 1 Liverpool 2 Aston Villa 3 A...

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The number of football "experts" on here is staggering at times. How do you know the strengths and weaknesses of obscure Belgian second division players? When did you all become experts in deciding who is a good No 10, 6, 8 or 4 whatever that means. What is a "pivot"? What does "inverted" mean? How ...

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Time to put the bottle down and go to bed.

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A bit daft???
It's a bit of fun.

What would you call 254 pages and nearly 13,000 posts of people arguing with each other over possible incomings and outgoings and getting every single one wrong!

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Says he plays for Padiham now.

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My Card not arrived yet. Should I start worrying now!

Ordered a replacement as it is clearly not coming. Instantly dealt with by the Ticket Office. (As long as the new one arrives, that is).

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Looking for one adult ticket in BL for the Villa game. Nothing worth having on the website.
Anyone out there who can't go want to get some cash back?
Apologies if I am not allowed to ask on here!

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Just looking at our next 8 games, ending with Bournemouth on 28th October. With almost a new team (which isn't even finalised yet) and the time taken to gel against some tough teams I think the table could look pretty grim by then. I could see us with 9 points, which seemed poor at first, but would ...

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Surprised at you!
Just tell the Mrs to get a tape and saw out - sorted.

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123EasyasBFC wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 22, 2023 4:02 pm
Beyer can’t of done his ACL against Dundee because he would of actually had to of played

You have to laugh!

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WEEK 3 FIXTURES 1 NAP 15 POINTS SCORER OF 1ST GOAL IN OUR GAME WITH VILLA 15 POINTS MINUTE OF 1ST GOAL IN OUR GAME VILLA 15 POINTS TOTAL GOALS IN THIS SET OF FIXTURES 15 POINTS HIGHEST SCORER IN THIS SET OF FIXTURES 25 POINTS GOOD LUCK. Updated table to follow MNF. Friday 25th August Chelsea 3 Luton...

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Heard we were doing ok so thought I would watch this one.
Ultimately, just as frustrating as watching the men, with the same ending.

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Flat track bully.
Not a patch on Ronaldo.

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Burnley 2 Aston Villa1
Foster 24 minutes
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