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UpTheClaretsFCBK wrote:Juninho scored more free kicks in his career than any other player, 76 in total for Lyon, and others.

That’s 10 more than David Beckham whose second.

You’re absolutely clueless about football clearly.

And you, Saxo, are clueless about the difference between who's and whose.

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I think the picture in post 2 is confusing things. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/salad-cream-sandwich-cream-rename-kraft-heinz-a8385116.html%3famp" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Ah, bugger. You are quite correct. SANDWICH cream! Idiots.

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It's white sauce NOT salad cream! Two completely different things. Darn sarf we put white sauce on gammon for example. Maybe it's different in Lancashire?

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It's white sauce, not salad cream surely.

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DJ Ötzi - Hey Baby

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Cotton Eye Joe is wrist slittingly awful.

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I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. Just appalling.

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Who Let The Dogs Out

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Wile E Coyote wrote:naturally ELO, fleetwood mac, pigswill outpourings from beginning to end .

Shouldn't you start a sentence with a capital?

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Agadoo cannot be beaten for shitness, even by a Slade or Mud "song".

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Peaky Blinders is a good watch.

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Nicholas

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1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

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Knock knock

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500 miles

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starting_11 wrote:Our last 500 games didn't mean anything according to half the posters on here

That's they they were happy losing to Bournemouth etc

Who was happy we lost to Bournemouth etc?

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KRBFC wrote:I think he'll do well in management

I think you will be a great poster

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Messi v Ronaldo on t'history channel at the mo. Looks like Messi is gonna win.

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If I could move jobs for more money, and ended up winning stuff and be better at what I do, I'd prefer not to be criticised for it. And I probably wouldn't be criticised if I was white and born in Scunthorpe.

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duncandisorderly wrote:I just want to know which one post in the history of this messageboard has nottsclaret liked. It's bugged me ages. Who is the one lucky recipient of a nottsclaret like?

I reckon it was accidental

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Shaft

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Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon

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Croydon Claret wrote:The Stirling bomber is remarkably similar to the Lancaster. Maybe that's what you are thinking of?

Nope, under the influence of alcohol, I just got it plain wrong

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I take your point Benny

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de Havilland Mosquito "The Wooden Wonder"

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Funkydrummer wrote:I think that the Hillman Imp could actually be a Simca, on second thoughts.

Remember them ?

Oh no.

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I’m a bit of an airplane buff myself, not on your levels though. We have a Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum not far from me in Hamilton, Ontario. Many planes are complete, some under restoration. There’s a link below. http://www.warplane.com/aircraft/collection.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href...

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Or this?

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uni_queue wrote:Hillman Minx ?

I've changed my mind, I think you could be right. Am going to attempt to post pics of some contenders

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The Imp we're agreed on, but the darker coloured car? I'd say it's too long for a Hillman Minx.

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bob-the-scutter wrote:who remembers this?

Lets have another look at the offending vehicle

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COBBLE wrote:Paulus, you just come out of hibernation?

I was searching for a particular word, COBBLE, and stumbled upon this thread. Then I remembered the unidentified car, which. frankly is bugging me

UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6KG4pfbw60

I haven't seen one this year, yet, so I've just watched the above video to remind myself of these awesome machines. The sound of those Merlins gives me goosebumps!

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clansman wrote:Pretty sure the second car is a Vauxhall Victor.!

Didn't the rear window have more of a slope on the Victor?

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He was a very good player for Stoke. We signed him and he got injured, so now he's a "terrible signing". Like Barnes was, or virtually every player in the team that finished 7th. Pope? Pah! Heaton who is he? Mee from City reserves, really. Westwood from relegated Villa, Jeez. Vokes? Journeyman. Walt...

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Did he say we'd only lose 5 away games and would pick up 28 points on the road?

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13 for me I think.

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Hollyhocks

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UpTheBeehole wrote:Dog owners are d*ckheads, period

What sort of dog do you have?

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Rear wheel blow out on my 400 Four. Just had to "follow" the bike where it wanted to go, which was straight into the oncoming traffic. Fortunately (for me at least!) there wasn't any.

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Perhaps they have done it to curry favour? In the mein, the fans are happy.

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After watching England lose to Germany in 2010 (Lampard disallowed goal game), I was slightly drunk and very hungry. Took Mrs Woodgnome for a curry. Didn’t bother chewing a lump of meat properly and it lodged in my throat. It’s a horrible feeling when you can’t swallow or breathe. A guy on a table n...

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Park Rangers

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Eminem

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Garage

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That's almost as impressive as the old pier at Lee-on-the-Solent.

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Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:C: Notts Forest - 150 million (then pull out last minute with a pic of Vokes hugging Bertie Bee)

EDIT: to give them their correct name

Notts County / Nottm Forest

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