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- Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:24 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: I'm sick and tired .......
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1347
Re: I'm sick and tired .......
Mate listen.. I'd rather listen to the storm blowing outside than hear rumpus huffing and puffing outside my door. He's made a pledge to get revenge on everyone who ever wronged him on afc chat. Typical rumpus.. hahaha.. Think I'll be hiding out here for a couple of days fellas.
- Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:33 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Pie/ early kick off decision
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2653
Re: Pie/ early kick off decision
Lads, most people have a Mcdonalds before the game. The half time pie brigade are neanderthals lost in time. How much is a pie now in the bee hole end these days anyway? A fiver or something? Sickening. Go vegan or die trying fellas.
- Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:37 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A joke for you all
- Replies: 44
- Views: 4573
Re: A joke for you all
Lads.. The all time classic incoming:
Why did Jeremy Beadle lose at poker?
He had a crap hand
Why did Jeremy Beadle lose at poker?
He had a crap hand
- Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:30 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Happy Birthday C.T
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2834
Re: Happy Birthday C.T
All the best from the Aberdeen lads bud.. as Vera Lynn sang, we'll meet again, don't know where don't know when... But it'll be a sunny sunny day
- Sun Jan 05, 2020 5:41 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Today's footie
- Replies: 97
- Views: 5456
Re: Today's footie
Pickford is sneering chav ****. Sneering swaggering arrogant chav ****. Loved the look on his face as he was in mid air and saw it drop into the postage stamp. A vile entity.
- Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:47 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Repair Shop, BBC 1
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2834
Re: The Repair Shop, BBC 1
Mate.. your schmaltzy sentiments were well intended I'm sure but you have to think about it. Sorry to break the news to you bud, the repair shop is faker than an episode of TOWIE. Cmon fellas, let's try and get a bit more switched on.. We're better than this.
- Sun Dec 29, 2019 6:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Today's footie
- Replies: 37
- Views: 2278
Re: Today's footie
Lads listen, this might not go down too well with my fellow dons fans (really hope there are none looking in) but I am GLAD they won today. We've had a little bit of a hoo ha re Cosgrove red card last week. I find Celtic to be as an equally ODIOUS institution as Sevco FC.. today the medicine was dis...
- Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:58 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: FAO Spades - Your festive joke
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2082
Re: FAO Spades - Your festive joke
Who's this spades fella? Don't think I've had the pleasure
- Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:54 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dont **** with Cats
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2938
Re: Dont **** with Cats
Lads, I was one of the ones who got the wheels in motion to nail this scumbag back in the day
- Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good feeling about 2020 lads.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2141
Re: Good feeling about 2020 lads.
Starting penning a new song about two rival fans sitting behind the goals at opposite ends, not watching the game, watching each other. Based on Aclaret and Rumpus.
- Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:54 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good feeling about 2020 lads.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2141
Re: Good feeling about 2020 lads.
just played a little impromptu acoustic set on Union Street underneath the missletoe ;) Felt so good, fed from the positive energy of the crowd. Just a couple of tracks, Bob Dylan / Lewis Capaldi style stuff. One of my own tracks "Mario in the Sky with Emeralds" and a cover of Bing Crosbys seminal "...
- Mon Dec 09, 2019 3:05 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Guy Martin's Great Escape (Channel 4) 9PM
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1318
Re: Guy Martin's Great Escape (Channel 4) 9PM
You could learn a lot from Guy, Tim mate. You're a VERY feminine chap, you strike as Bruce Jenners long lost twin all the best for Xmas bud
- Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:59 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley players on their Xmas do in Dublin
- Replies: 43
- Views: 5873
Re: Burnley players on their Xmas do in Dublin
With all due respect lads, really think the players should have decided to cancel any celebrations after what happened on Saturday. Put the money towards a new central defender.
- Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:24 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good feeling about 2020 lads.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2141
Good feeling about 2020 lads.
Really good feeling about the new year fellas. Think it's gonna be a big year for me with a couple of albums hopefully coming out in January. A big year Mario too as he starts to become a man. Just got such a good feeling, can't really explain it. It's like I've absorbed SO Much ENERGY from the ethe...
- Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:02 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Defending for Son's goal
- Replies: 41
- Views: 4391
Re: Defending for Son's goal
Mate, stick it in the match thread. Starting a new thread for every minor incident is why this place is in such a mess. I despair with some internet warriors sometimes.
- Sun Dec 08, 2019 1:41 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Owen Jones assaulted
- Replies: 299
- Views: 40405
Re: Owen Jones assaulted
Still think Jones may have been the instigator in this with his acid tongue. His anti BBC agenda shows he's always at risk of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
- Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:12 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Death Penalty.
- Replies: 307
- Views: 23022
Re: The Death Penalty.
Joseph Mccann better off dead imo. A piss-ant with no place in society? What does a man like that offer to the world?
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: “Burnley fan” on 606
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4714
Re: “Burnley fan” on 606
Dyche strikes me as uninspirational with his body language and monotone husky voice. I've aimed the same criticism at McInnes over the years (another one who's time is up). These are guys who talk a good game but struggle to motivate players and are, in all honesty, substandard in the modern game. A...
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dry powder room
- Replies: 4
- Views: 735
Re: Dry powder room
A new low.. lads cmon
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jokes wanted....
- Replies: 121
- Views: 11653
Re: Jokes wanted....
Why did Jeremy Beadle lose at poker?
He had a crap hand.
I'm here till 2am lads
He had a crap hand.
I'm here till 2am lads
- Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: FAO Leisure
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3417
Re: FAO Leisure
Macca mate, cool it eh. Dealt with enough snowflakes today after the hibs result, you want me to come down there and wrap you in cotton wool bud? Man up pal or head over to mumsnet.
- Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:22 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Adult Cartoons
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1731
Re: Adult Cartoons
Rumps has been trouble since day one and no mistake!
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:10 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Christmas albums
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1840
Re: Christmas albums
Its a joke that these no-hopers like Kamara and Kemp can get publicity, they can't even sing. Meanwhile I might be stuck on George Square with a little stall selling CD-R's over Christmas if I cant get a distribution deal tied up before 15th December. What a world we live in lads. It's getting more ...
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back.... What's this????
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1081
Re: Good to be back....
Suspect the downtime may have had something to do with our old pal Rumpy, bud
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Adult Cartoons
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1731
Re: Adult Cartoons
Showing your age there Dougall bud
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jack Vettriano siezes his chance
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2625
Re: Jack Vettriano siezes his chance
Pstotto mate.......... This is really poor stuff from you bud. Wasting peoples time. Starts a thread about a painting and doesn't even post a picture. With all due respect you should be ashamed mate. Useless thread.
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Christmas albums
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1840
Re: Christmas albums
Lads I've done a few cover versions of the Bing Crosby classics. Hoping to get something released in the run up to Christmas.
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Adult Cartoons
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1731
Re: Adult Cartoons
Showing your age there Rob mate
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BOTS on the website?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1364
Re: BOTS on the website?
Tim mate, listen. Cool it eh.
- Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:57 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BOTS on the website?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1364
Re: BOTS on the website?
Mate, looks like rumps handywork to me. He tried a similar thing oan afc chat before he was banned. Then he launched a CYBER ATTACK. When this site was down for a few days first thing I thought was that rumps had returned with a vendetta. Stay vigilant lads
- Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:07 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Julian Assange
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1054
Re: Julian Assange
looks like Tim got up on the wrong side of bed this morning. Assange is a forgotten man, bud. Get over it.
- Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:43 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Got the guitar out again lads
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1884
Re: Got the guitar out again lads
Trust Tim to lower the tone.. no fool like an old fool.. and Tim is Burnleys self appointed village jester.. Tim, haha..always piping up after hours after one brandy too many. Lads listen, the team should have him as their mascot if he's got Saturdays off
- Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Got the guitar out again lads
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1884
Re: Got the guitar out again lads
Morag is a very inspirational lady, tup put her through the emotional wringer and she came out stronger. Will write an upbeat song about her to reflect her spirit.
- Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Got the guitar out again lads
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1884
Re: Got the guitar out again lads
Lads listen, started working on a track called Heartbreak Hotel, inspired by the time Rumpus sneaked into a Travelodge room that his wife and her lover had booked and hid under the bed crying while they made love all through the night. The sound I'm getting from the Fender is a REVELATION. The track...
- Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:02 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Got the guitar out again lads
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1884
Re: Got the guitar out again lads
Eh? Working on some new material today, lads. Lewis Fergusons stunning overhead kick at Burnley is the inspiration. Really nice guitar solo 3/4 way through. Still got a hint of Alan Jacksons Don't Rock The Jukebox though. Consciously trying to get away from that sound. Still haven't broke the news t...
- Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Got the guitar out again lads
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1884
Re: Got the guitar out again lads
all good in the hood bud.. just sent my cover version to my mate gerry who used to be Noel in the late 90s Oasis tribute band NoWaySis. To say he's impressed is perhaps the understatement of the century. Lads, he's talking about getting the band back together..... with me as the enigmatic front man....
- Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:45 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Got the guitar out again lads
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1884
Re: Got the guitar out again lads
Fender telecaster mate
Also done a cover of Alan Jacksons seminal Don't Rock the Jukebox. Couldn't help mixing it up a bit and changing the lyrics to make it about Tup playing for the pool team in Wick.
Also done a cover of Alan Jacksons seminal Don't Rock the Jukebox. Couldn't help mixing it up a bit and changing the lyrics to make it about Tup playing for the pool team in Wick.
- Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:30 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Got the guitar out again lads
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1884
Got the guitar out again lads
Working on some new material.. mainly about life since Mario came into the world, evenings drinking with Blutes, and a track that would work well as an album closer, an ode to Aberdeen defender Scott McKenna. All being well hope to get into the studio and record some stuff over Xmas with a view to a...
- Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: War of the Worlds....
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1954
Re: War of the Worlds....
Glad that someone has finally done an adaptation in the right place and period in history. Early 20th century weapons being useless against Martians always seemed more realistic than those from the nuclear age. what you mean "finally"? Speilberg already did a version in the modern era, bud. Can see...
- Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Glasgow
- Replies: 55
- Views: 4693
Re: Glasgow
See you lads tonight before the gig for the guided tour
- Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Glasgow
- Replies: 55
- Views: 4693
Re: Glasgow
Will be at the gig mate... Hope to see you there and give you a proper tour of the city
- Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:25 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Colin has gone
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4187
Re: Colin has gone
To be fair lads he was a HORRENDOUSLY ugly man. Never felt right seeing his face on MOTD. In olden times he'd have been earning his crust on the carnival sideshow circuit with Merrick and the lads. And probably the mutant who's in temporary charge of Hearts just now.
- Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:18 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Child flung from car ......
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2535
Re: Child flung from car ......
Mate if you think that's bad I almost left Mario wedged in the sunroof while putting the shopping in the back. It was only his feet kicking out that prompted my attention as I drove off at speed. Was able to pull him back inside without even having to take the foot off the accelerator 8-) truth is w...
- Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:12 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 4K TV
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2776
Re: 4K TV
Lads, calm down please eh. 4k doesn't even come in 3D. So even if the difference in quality WAS noticeable to the naked eye I couldn't have a 4K TV for that reason. Mate, 3D bluray is the ONLY way to experience movies. Listen....the 4K revolution didn't embrace this.. And for that reason.. with all ...
- Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:08 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Would you rather ... ?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2791
Re: Would you rather ... ?
Absolute no brainer from Bullabill there. Clearly didn't think it through.
- Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:51 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: "The Bruise Brothers"
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1307
Re: "The Bruise Brothers"
No idea who the pair of them are but they look like a young rumpus and bluto
- Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:15 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 4K TV
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2776
Re: 4K TV
One thing I will say about the Sony OLEDs is that they're completely immesrsive. Crouched in front of them watching Ultimate Whitecream it's actually like you're in the scene, even at 1080p. I really should buy one for myself.. I think the guys in Curry's are getting a bit fed up
- Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:47 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 4K TV
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2776
Re: 4K TV
Mueller don't play the snowflake with us son, we know you like your Kodi add ons as much as the rest of us no secrets here bud
- Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 4K TV
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2776
Re: 4K TV
Mate 4k is the biggest scam going. You're eyes won't be able to detect the difference bud. Plus there ain't that much 4k content unless you're willing to splash the big bucks. Listen, The big electronics are cashing in on the general public being gullible and ill informed. Common everyman punters, s...
- Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:07 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Netflix / prime recommendations
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2740
Re: Netflix / prime recommendations
Scarier than the Exorcist trilogy that one bud