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Well, well, well. Wudjabelieeeveit!

Can't comment on the performance though as I've only watched the last 20 mins or so due to ongoing Turkey gathering issues encountered earlier today but great 3 points for the lads!

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"perfectly legal"

any other team and "you can't get away with that these days"

Who's the prick talking is it Sherwood?

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9 mins...

From where?

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Oh my god...

******* idiotic var but hahahaha **** the vile
!!!!

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Red card incoming!

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Mcnobhead coming on

Hope he gets sent off again the dirty so and so!

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That was a defo handball. They got off with one there

Sheff U have all the moment now though

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The play was a result of the foul

Doesn't matter how long went on after, it wouldn't have happened like that otherwise.

..or do we now constantly foul keepers in the hope the ball stays in olay for another 5 seconds and you score a goal?

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**** the vile!

Hope they lose this one, even at our cost!

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Oh please God, yes!

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Creme Egg Twisted 6
Whispa 5
Crunchie Bits 7
Dairy Milk 6
Dairy Milk Caramel 5
Twirl 7
Double Decker 6
Fudge Finger 7
Chocolate Eclair 8

Total Heroes 57

Nice count boss!

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478 beeeeeeeeens

116 joose

Ta for the count!

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What's Danny ings upto these days?

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Dyche had about £1bn in total spend in order to end up relegated with a worthless, knackered, old squad.

Buying and selling isn't his forte unfortunately.

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I can't do Spurs but I'll do Man City on 31/1

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Yeah but bet they lose to Brentford...

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Elland Road, St Andrews, Wembley

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I think we need what_no_pies to do one every week

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MT03ALG wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:34 pm
Play like the old Colne Dynamoes. Keeper gets the ball, everyone hits the half way line. Not pretty but you apply the golden rule of football i.e. never to lose the ball in your own half

In your own goal area would be a start

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I thought we outplayed the “established” Premier League team in large parts of this game. We came undone with an error again, which without it would have been a good away point at Wolves. If we wouldn't have ****** up when we did, we certainly would have done later on ...and this is stemming from w...

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Luton will ******* win now...

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Why are we desperately hanging on to a 1-0 defeat?

We look **** poor and shaken now

Weak, slow, talentless

Can someone explain the point of Brun Larsen to me?

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This ref needs to be ******* sacked

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Back to business as usual

******* around at the back

...and here we are again

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2 identical fouls. One given a yellow.

Can't wait for rate the ref later

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Kidney - 86
Black eye - 201
Gungo- 235
Water - 125
Cost - 49p

Interesting count!

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Having watched his travel docs... I'm sure he's had worse days!

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Someones just pointed out on the Daily Mail that the 4 assists were all seperate players too.

9 contributions from one team in a game!

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Rick_Muller wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:53 am
theyre there their.png

That is all

Who is?

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I remember a bloke from Burnley making a **** joke about Marjoram on Come Dine - is that the one?

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Biggest game me and the missus play with Bullseye is trying to guess what year it was filmed by the length of the bloke's moustaches (and sometimes the womens)

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152 shoots

38ml shoot juice

Ta for the count

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Well... the players behaviour is far from the worst thing I see on the pitch these days.

When are they gonna ref properly? Absolute smoke and mirrors job going on. There is nothing not in a refs arsenal to cut down on this if they wanted to already.

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Ah ********. Been busy and missed the count, sorry boss but good job anyway!

I did a quick guess before I read the results and was quite close with the corns but miles out in the liquid and wouldn't have scored anything anyway!

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Bartlett?

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Nothing to do for at least 6 weeks...

I'm at a loss!

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Grain kits from the Malt Miller are great. Get a giant pot. The bigger the better - at least 30L but maybe more. The grain used is huge, prolly 6Kg so it takes a lot of space over the 20 odd litres you're expecting to need. Check ebay - brewsites are expensive etc but you could also check things lik...

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NewClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 13, 2023 6:01 pm
I’ve heard they’re releasing a new module that allows touts to buy away tickets and sell them directly to home fans via the site.

We're using Ticketmaster??? Cool!

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£4k casio

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We've got the footcount, what more could we possibly need?!

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Cheap place - Stella about a 4.80
Normal place - Peroni £5.35
Expensive place - Peroni £6.20 + 10% if you're stupid enough to order your kid some food at the same time then everything has a 10% "tip" on it

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claptrappers_union wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:42 pm
Papiss Cisse, who is currently training with Macclesfield Town, says he is keen to keep on playing for anyone who will take him. He's 38 years old.

...and?

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Why do people keep bringing up Popes lack of "value" in the sale

There was clearly some clause why it went that low. I doubt Pace came into it thinking "oooh yeah thats a great amount of money for him"

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Probably holding centre mid cos of his size / ability to keep the ball.

If we wanna go back to VK's tactic of going straight through the middle as per last season, maybe we should just stick him in the centre with the objective of carrying the ball?

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superdimitri wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 11, 2023 4:55 pm
Premier League in a nutshell there. Gabriel pushes Rodriguez, a clear foul. Then Rodriguez gives as good back and he's rolling over on the ground.

Well I'm seeing a player getting fouled in the box, var looking at it and trying to find him the culprit

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RIght

Thats enough for me.

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Don't wanna get kicked in the head, stop throwing yourself into their boots...

This guy Martinelli is a ******* joke

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VAR...

what the **** are they looking for?

seriously... what was it?

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g'waaan

Brownhill revenge!

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Gabriel claiming a push but manages to launch himself 5 foot into the air. Hate Arteta's diving moaninig ways. Has Arteta spent any time inside his technical area? We all know someone touching you in the back when youre jumping makes your legs buckle like bambi and fall forward whilst holding your ...

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