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fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:31 pm
Many are fluent in that on here!

*Effluent

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Are we supposed to vote for the best goal or Anass?

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Copying you science-y people in so hopefully you can answer my question. :) If that be the case then I guess dipping my wood in raw crude oil prior to chucking into my wood burner is the way to go - those primeval rainforests must have done enough carbon eating in the dinasaury days to justify util...

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Surely burning wood can only release a maximum of carbon that the wood has absorbed? Maybe I'm stupid but Shirley the piece of wood we burn has absorbed CO2 over many many years and converted lots of it over many many years into that breathey stuff we use in our inflatey lung things and the CO2 rel...

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Very Happy Birthday Tony

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RIP Jeff

His great friend Johnny Depp will be utterly devastated, thoughts go to him and Jeff's family.

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Alcohol is 1 of the most dangerous and harmful drugs on earth. I think there is a reasonable argument that it could be the most harmful and dangerous for some people. If it was discovered today it would be a Class A drug without a shadow of a doubt. It affects every major organ in the body and that...

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Proper little football club and great fans (mostly) - a bit like us.

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Pretty sure it's his tentacles swaying in the breeze coming from his shorts, shirley?

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Spiral wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 04, 2023 8:44 pm
...And Nathan if you're reading this I'll name my firstborn after you if you sign for us permanently.

If it's a girl Natella Spiral?

Nice, but sounds like a chocolate nutty ice lolly!

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I'm not normally a fan, especially on busy match days, but I don't mind queueing for a pee tonight!

C'mon you Super Hoops!

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65% possession

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Many people on here were being called boo boys for asking for a change from Dyche, bet there not being labelled boo boys anymore. Funny old world! We were certainly often derided and ridiculed - and maybe on occasions our desire for a regime change manifested itself in a bit of booing. Under Dychee...

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AGENT_CLARET wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 5:07 pm
This was actually uploaded onto thier website and they didn't notice it for a while

Can't really see what's funny about that, good tackle

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In Aldi Burnley today (Friday) just to make a few purchases (about £18). A man at the till paid my bill having paid the bill (about £44) of the family in front of me. It seemed that he paid the bills for everyone at the 6 tills, not sure for how long. I think I know who is having made some enquirie...

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Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 23, 2022 2:40 pm
3 girls stranded at Limerick Junction this week had missed their connection to the last train of the night to Killarney. A young Irish Rail employee drove them there himself. 150 mile,4 hour round trip.

I don't get it.

It doesn't even rhymn!

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Socrates wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:15 pm
You’ve not thought that through, have you?

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I would imagine he'll be wanting to spend his christmas with his family and friends!
I bet Conner Roberts is ****** off that the crossbar scuppered his own plans!

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1882Clarets1882 wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 11:58 am
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A Troll free messageboard

Facist!

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Was just scrolling down to suggest Local Hero - I always had a thing for the western Highlands, astronomy and good music so it ticked all my boxes.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 11, 2022 1:52 pm
Its no wonder we are selling out games with this kind of Football on display ... My late Bro would've loved this

Ditto! (even though he was a dirty Leeds fan)

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After 8 years of falling out of love with the game, it getting old and ugly, stale and more boring by the week - me and football are back on! And she's beautiful again!!

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???? A volley is no bounce - eg Robbie Blake v MU. Volleyball - essential ball does not touch ground, on your side, hence all that diving, to keep it off the ground. Half volley, also as stated previously. Ball and foot or racket meet just as ball hits ground. Actually, I think a volley might be wh...

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If they've opened the exits and you can get in for free, I would beheading there at half time.

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"You are offside if the ball is kicked prior to the attacking player running from behind the left shoulder of the defender third closest to the goal unless the player kicking the ball has received the ball from the head of an opposition player but not if is a glancing or a backward header in which c...

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5. You then have no need to make any more pathetic excuses on why you were leaving early whilst we were getting beat. Totally agree with everything you say but I have to add that I saw someone leave once after 89 mins (2001 I think it was) when we were winning 3-0, I booted him up the arse on the w...

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I saw a guy on crutches struggling down the stairs leaving today in the 88th minute. Shameful, absolute disgrace, he should be ashamed of himself!

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The contract on my season ticket clearly stipulates that I am paying to watch 90 mins of football per game - no more, no less (unless someone can show me a clause that states otherwise, I already know there is no Sanity Claus). Therefore I am at the vomitory ready for departure at 89 mins 59 secs. I...

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Haven't been in a library in a while, and after today I've decided I don't like Reading.

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Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 29, 2022 6:07 pm
Keepers are allowed to handle the ball in either penalty area

I was having this discussion with my girlfriend, she thought they weren't allowed to, thank you for the clarification, I will show her this!

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I beg to differ but we'll agree to disagree https://scontent.fltn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311840963_5632698610129972_7941225723509364717_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=UOQEZf5Gx0cAX-pu4Zm&_nc_ht=scontent.fltn2-1.fna&oh=00_AT_lFJ9NKnXwGWRUEJy-0h8z7hx6XNLNVuwhtnb_mWr1Rg&oe=63...

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Didn't think i would actually cry when the time came but...

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aggi wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 06, 2022 10:59 am
This is just a weird stance after a Premier League club paid £20m for him a month ago and he is currently playing in the Premier League.

To be fair, as soon as the rigid Dyche shackles were finally removed the boy started to shine again like in his early days.

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fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:19 am
Neither is McNeil. He hasn't played well for about 2 years.

He's not unproven at Prem level, he's proved he's not good enough.

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Sorry, but please, thank you

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nighty wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 12, 2022 5:34 pm
same coming the other way , wife left bournemouth at 9.45 this morning and despite using the toll rd she has just gone past haddock 7.5 hours later !!

Oh, here we go, good cast. Managed to catch a few have'nt you!

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Snap, I'm so proud of my daughter (My daughter ask me to cover her identity up) the unpaid placements that student nurses have to are a bit of a killer but it will be worth it in the end. Screenshot_20220806-074225_Gallery.jpg The placements are hard work for our girls. Hannah knew what she was get...

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Did you ever meet him? I worked in Todmorden for some years and I recall his brother Leo being a magistrate and Town Councillor. He once gave an interview where he said the Cockroft and Rutherford opened a "Pandora's Box" when they split the atom. Not arf! There was and probably still is a picture ...

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ClaretAndLube wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:25 pm
Genghis Khan probably

Sames - there should be a very small thread titled "people not related to Genghis Khan"

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burnleybonzo wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:48 am
My grandad was George Formby's window cleaner.

I thought he cleaned his own? Clearly not very well though!

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When I was a child my grandma used to tell us wonderful stories some were far fetched some were true, she told me a relative of our family was one of the four knights that killed Thomas Becket the Archbishop of Canterbury, it's wasn't until a few years ago and quite a bit of time researching the fa...

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Cubanforever wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:13 am
My late brother was an extra in Local Hero......RIP Peach

I love that film, great soundtrack too. RIP your bro.

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Herts Clarets wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 05, 2022 10:39 pm
Beeky would have been most insulted to be called a plumber.....

I’m not too bothered because Beeky used to call Irish Eamon ‘Bog trotter’ when we dropped him off, all in good taste of course.

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Does in-laws count? … If so Richard Schiff - The Good Doctor/Jurassic Park/Man of Steel Yeah I guess so.. I've decided I'm related to Johnny Depp - I'll tell you how we are related. It's quite complicated, bear with me..My daughter's grandad's sister's grandaughter DIDN'T get pushed down the stairs...

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:30 pm
My granddad was James Hargreaves

I'm in need of a good plumber now Beeky has gone.

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Continuing on the subject of proud heritage (following on from my pride in my youngest daughter post), here's a pic of my Great Great Grandfather 's cousin , anyone else related to an electrician or other from history? https://scontent.fltn2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/296178043_5420916457974856_7...

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On finishing with firsts. Unfortunately she can't afford to come on the Turf these days, all her time is spent with a second job along with the unpaid placements that student nurses have to undertake to pay the ridiculous rents demanded by landlords in university areas. Hannah is expected to fork ou...

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It'll look a lot worse when that hosepipe ban comes into operation.

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agreenwood wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:18 am
Not having VAR is brilliant.

Not wondering if you should celebrate a goal or not and nowt like a good moan about the ref mistakes.

VAR is great...

..when you get to celebrate the same goal twice!

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