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'we'll probably get Boro away'

Aaaargh!Nooooo! I'm blaming you if it happens.

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Well, you have to pay for the privilege of attending the 'Theatre of Dreams', surely?

Well done the Reading Board.

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Everyone knows the original - but have you ever heard this masterpiece?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qXxOSYZi7U" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Original by XTC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrX70VzsmN8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Get a few of you round the tv with plenty of ale, it's the best comedy night of the year.

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'NASA or one guy. Hmm'

I'd take a Russian astronomer over NASA.

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I also like inferior design.

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Though to be fair it need Clasie to go down clutching his head. That would have given the ref a decision to make.

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'About 16 years ago we travelled into the USA from Canada overland via Rooseville Montana. My 8 year old daughter had to stand in front of the border agent while she was compared with a picture of Osama Bin Laden, to ensure he was not trying to enter though the largest unguarded border in the world ...

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'Jumpers for goalposts of course!'

You had jumpers? You were lucky.

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He said he'd bought you one.

A pint, not a helicopter.

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..for the weekend game, due to 'minor injury'.

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I hope to see his name darken this board ne'er again.

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Best pies I've bought were in the butchers opposite Skipton Castle, next to the roundabout.

Probably the same as mentioned above.

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As good as his goal at Wembley was that.

Nowhere near as important.

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There are lots of things you can do with chicken, very nice too.

But it should never be in a pie. Just wrong.

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Hope they go down, better for us.

No way they should be where they are with the players they have though.

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Smiths' song?

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Lack of a cash turnstile will probably mean I won't bother. Time is tight and I don't know if I can make it in time.

And yes, Sunderland did provide a cash turnstile.

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I'm with the Mash:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts ... 0111119982" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I doubt that anyone who went down to West Ham's Stadium would see it as being that straightforward, claptrappers.

It certainly made me think.

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Kev the Witch.

Ha ha, forgot about him. Warlock though I believe.

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Without a doubt.

His mum would be more than happy for him to come to the Turf. She told me today.

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'Always looked like one of those pampered academy types who just enjoys the lifestyle'

I know Tom's family well, you couldn't be further from the truth. He's a Yorkshire lad who was 'accidentally' born down south.

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No such thing as a conventional winger now, they play on the opposite side to their natural foot. Stop, cut inside, wait for defence to regroup, cross ball. Repeat. It'll be interesting who the first coach will be to revert to true wingers playing on their correct side though, probably create a load...

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I'm Brian.

And so is my wife.

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Not Blackburn, please. Can't be @rsed with all that sh!te we have to put up with.

Oxford have a new ground, wouldn't mind that.

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Is that the guy who won a speedboat?

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People still wittering on here that we need a winger. When they gonna realise that full backs are the wingers?

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Although relatively expensive at CA$94,204.

Must be nuclear powered.

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I'm not going to 'The Hawthorns' ever again.

So there.

dougcollins

Unlike us, Sunderland had cash turnstiles.

It'll be a last minute decision for me on the Tuesday night, and as we don't have a cash turnstile, chances are I won't bother.

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Tom has more than fulfilled his potential. I suppose not too many of us can say that.

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Vokes is not hacking it though either, his every second touch is a tackle.

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That singing bloke.

Gareth Malone.

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The problem is, if we are worked like that again, in the majority of cases we will lose.

We have to have more about us.

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Aye, I voted Huddersfield.

Exactly the right performance at the right time. Nailed it dead.

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Contempt

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Are you The Walrus, Bint?

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