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I think we should bring Goal Music back. If it's good enough for the Champions of England....

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When asked, I always said I would; but only as an act of Class Warfare.

Sad news for the lass.

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I can't believe that so many on here entertain the idea of engaging with him. It is akin to the playing Chess with a Pigeon metaphor, writ large.

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Leicester,
Palace,
Middlesbrough.

I've never really forgiven Leicester for their financial chicanery not the early Noughties.
I really don't like either Crystal Palace or Sam Allardyce.
As for Middlesbrough, I'd just wet myself reading the FMTTM messageboard all summer, if they went down.

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bobinho wrote:Not wishing to contradict, but have you seen Mesut Ozil?

Nah. His can actually play him offside.

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If they were to be relegated, I feel they'd be wise to stick with Eddie Howe. I'd be confident that he, like Dyche, could get them back up at the first time of asking.

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Good technique. Well done, lad.

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Deeney is the only person alive who's eyes can be in different Postcodes.

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Saxoman wrote:As Robbie says, I love my life. Your responses just make it better and better..

Yes. You evidently really love your life.

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Saxoman wrote:Sorry to disappoint.

You only have to not disappoint me once.

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Has he addressed the fact that he's got Mid-table Championship standard Centre Backs yet?
If he hasn't, it's gonna be hard work staying up. They're conceding for fun and have been all season.

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Stacky_claret wrote:We got mailed by Southampton and Leicester too

First class?

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rejected wrote:WOW - now them African nations have finished we might
Not finish rock bottom!!

Great result for your lot. It's got to give you hope. It's really dragged Palarse back into it too.

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If we can match the away form of two years ago, that will do. I'm sure away wins will come. It's just galling when yet another loss comes from what was distinctly one of our winnable away matches.

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I think all those that were sailing the good ship 'we were safe from being dragged back into the mix' are feeling a little less sure now we've hit this reef.

This is going to be a tough month.

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Why is this Blackburn cretins constant trolling allowed? It spoils what could be a decent forum. Sort it out admin before you lose more participants. I can only assume that those who run the Messagboard are more interested in the extra clicks the Troll brings than how happy you are as a Claret usin...

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The J Geils Band - "My Girlfriend Speaks in Semaphore".

The Stranglers - 'Golden Brown'. "Golden brown, texture like sun. Lays me down, with my Rancheros".

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He talks like someone who has a brain injury. I think it's quite commendably inclusive of Sky Sports.

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Sounds fair enough.

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Wednesday play R*vers soon. I would love to see the reception Rhodes gets should he stick the winner in.

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4000 in the CFS is more than enough. 1000 in the Bob Lord as well? Come on now you can't be serious? I'm sure that's not what Spice is saying. He's saying give them the usual League allocation in the CFS and an extra K in the Lord Bob. That way we get to keep our fans in the CFS. As it happens, is ...

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With due respect Lord Beamish, this topic has been bashed to death on the "ARTICLE - BT to screen Cup Tie" thread. http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=12921" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Sorry. Not read that one, and the thread title is not really that expl...

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Some sources claim that they are asking for 7000 tickets for our upcoming match, which of course they will never get. Should we risk the annoyance of our ST holders in the CFS and give them the whole end? Is that even possible with the new segregation in that end? Would it seem parsimonious to only ...

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ClaretTony wrote:Don't think he even won the Championship manager of the year last season.

No. They gave that to some bloke who's team didn't even make the Play-Off Final.

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Three apiece.

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At school, my English teacher asked me to give an example of a tautology. I replied, "Opinionated Yorkshireman, miss."

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I'm sure that Sean Dyche and his Staff don't think we're safe yet, and I'm even more sure that they will be conveying that to the Team. No complacency for Burnley FC. One game at a time.

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Dazzler wrote:What are the chances of this being reviewed ?
It was clearly an assault..on seeing it I thought defo red

I'm not sure it can be reviewed. Mason saw it and awarded a yellow. Rodwell is a lucky boy.

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Heathclaret wrote:Harsh, m'Lord, harsh. Just as well I had already switched it off.
How did you get your title?

Because I'm a Gentleman, and a true Gentleman in never rude by accident.

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In fairness, Ablue's alter ego, Wile E Coyote, is all sunshine this morning.

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Good luck Michael. I hope you help smash the R*vers.

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Sometimes you're the windscreen; others you're the fly. It's nice being the windscreen.

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MACCA wrote:
** goes to wash mouth out with soap and water **

I recommend minestrone.

Sorry. Thought you said soup.

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It would've been even better had Drinkwater kept it out with his hand, given a pen away(which Vokes would have buried) and been sent off. Leicester would have been apoplectic with rage. They could well have been down to nine men by the end. I really, really hope they go down this year. It'll be the ...

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Boyd, like Arfield and Marney, really understand the system that Dyche uses. This understanding and their application to it more than makes up for any shortcomings in their skill and proficiency.

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TalkSport is Radio for Belmtards, made largely by Belmtards, listened to by Belmtards.

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I can't understand the mentality of anyone that listens to TalkSport, let alone anyone who listens and then complains about the stations lack of impartiality.
It's an absolute nonsense of a Radio Station.

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This is, quite simply, the best Clarets' Team I have ever seen, and last night, with the addition of Westwood Andy Brady, it got even better.

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I would p!ss myself laughing if they got relegated this term. It would completely take the gloss off their freakish Prem Title. They are such a nothing Club.

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That's a decent gate for a Tuesday night..some more good news, sorry if this has been posted already..just seen it on FB.. 'Burnley have extended their 100% record when hosting the Premier League champions! 1-0 vs Man United in 2009, 1-0 vs Man City in 2015 and 1-0 vs Leicester in 2017!' I said thi...

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Sir Joseph of Barton.

If only he could have been here from the start of the season. We'd be in the top six!

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He was absolute dog sh!t tonight.

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We even took 4 points against City last time out.

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In our three spells in the Premier League we have managed to take at least three points from the reigning Champions. That's some going.

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If I was to happen upon Piers Morgan on fire in the street, my only regret would be not having marshmallows to toast on the slimy f*cker's burning body.

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I'm quite sanguine about this. If we get someone in, I'll be happy, but I think we've got enough about us as we are to stay up and I don't want us to get bummed financially in January when better deals could be made in summer.

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Capaldi is an excellent Dr Who, but I can't get Malcolm Tucker out of my mind when watching and am left a little disappointed when he doesn't come out with an expletive drenched tirade.

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Braindead wrote:I agree we need a 4th striker on loan, maybe Dyche sees Agyei as this man - who knows? I suppose we will know one way or the other by 11pm this evening.

I agree. If Agyei is still here tomorrow I guess he'll be starting on the bench the next game.

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