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by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Nicholas Bendtner jailed ....
Replies: 14
Views: 2956

Re: Nicholas Bendtner jailed ....

Did he say to the judge "don't you know who I am?
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Watch the film the Israel lobby didn’t want you to see
Replies: 5
Views: 692

Re: Watch the film the Israel lobby didn’t want you to see

Jewish power as I define it is the power to silence criticism of Jewish Power. This power has been dwindling…"

Yeah
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

Yes, Oxford 5 - 0 Burnley. ****ing hell what a **** day. Oxford came through to gain promotion from what is effectively Div3 and we finished 17th.
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

quoonbeatz wrote:paul moody?
Correct quoonbeatz and well done :D
by paulus the woodgnome
Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

aclaretinstevenage wrote:Local team is Stevenage surprisingly! Much better than Fareham town .

Earl Jean scored 3 for Rotherham against us in 1996/97. ?
Nope, sorry aclaretinstevenage.
by paulus the woodgnome
Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

Carnsmerry12 wrote:That would be Steve Claridge?
I see your thinking but no not SC.
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

paulus the woodgnome wrote:QUIZ QUESTION - which ex-Fareham Town striker came off the bench to score a hattrick against The Clarets.
CLUE - 95/96 season I think. Took my son to the game for a belated 11 birthday "treat". Matt Elliott played for the victors.
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Oct 27, 2018 10:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

TheFamilyCat wrote:Sorry, I did go back to your op and checked but still wrote Wareham. In my defence I'd had a couple of beers after spending 6 hours in A&E.
I hope you're feeling better TFC.

QUIZ QUESTION - which ex-Fareham Town striker came off the bench to score a hattrick against The Clarets.
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

FAREHAM not Wareham. Thanks for your contributions guys and gals.
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

jdrobbo wrote:Guiseley
Better than Fareham Town jdrobbo?
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

Perhaps I should have said "in the English football league system" whatever that means. Anyway, bring on Chelsea. And I'm not talking Clinton.
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

Perhaps I should have said, no pub teams :)
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Re: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

cricketfieldclarets wrote:The Miners
You are supposed to answer the question cricketfields, are they better, or worse than Fareham Town?
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)
Replies: 74
Views: 6475

Who Is Your Local Team? (If it isn't Burnley)

I was reading an article about Dulwich Hamlet and how, after 111 years, they finally reached the 6th tier of English football. This, in a season when the almost lost their home, and indeed their name. It got me thinking about my local team, Fareham Town. I looked up their last 3 home league gates. T...
by paulus the woodgnome
Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34401
Views: 2077087

Re: adeola friday

Lines
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mancy City versus Mighty Clarets
Replies: 261
Views: 15636

Re: Mancy City versus Mighty Clarets

We'll pinch it 2-1. A late Defour freekick and an even later penalty!
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paul Fletcher / Billy Hamilton / Gareth Taylor / Sam Vokes
Replies: 56
Views: 5299

Re: Billy Hamilton / Gareth Taylor / Sam Vokes

Chester Perry wrote:Unless you are playing Spain in the World Cup finals
At a higher level for Burnley I meant. Mind you, Sam's header against Belgium in the Euros was a beaut.
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:19 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paul Fletcher / Billy Hamilton / Gareth Taylor / Sam Vokes
Replies: 56
Views: 5299

Re: Billy Hamilton / Gareth Taylor / Sam Vokes

They are both (Billy & Sam) 1 in 4 merchants, but Sam has done it at a higher level. So, Sam gets my vote.
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Goal Difference
Replies: 13
Views: 1473

Goal Difference

Man Utd -1
Clarets -2
Fulham -12
Udders -13
Cardiff -13

Are Fulham, Udders and Cardiff going down?
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Oct 06, 2018 2:51 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Replies: 355
Views: 19082

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled

Good afternoon from a wet Stubbington. Here's hoping for 3 points and a clean sheet!
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Big Kev
Replies: 30
Views: 5355

Re: Big Kev

Make that 63 points - I still want him back : o )
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Big Kev
Replies: 30
Views: 5355

Re: Big Kev

That is interesting. Looked up Defour - 45 appearances and 73 points gained from those games. God we need him back.
by paulus the woodgnome
Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are we down?
Replies: 299
Views: 33600

Re: Are we down?

I thought at the start of last season that 38 points would be enough to stay up. So 10 wins, 8 draws and 20 defeats. A win against Huddersfield (not a given I admit) would be 3 wins in less than a quarter of the season.
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wildly obscure fact
Replies: 4
Views: 878

Re: Wildly obscure fact

What about players born in Bath?
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How long can we survive at this level ? What is our level ?
Replies: 109
Views: 9872

Re: How long can we survive at this level ? What is our level ?

Burnley, Luton and Carlisle in the division above Manure. Wow.
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How long can we survive at this level ? What is our level ?
Replies: 109
Views: 9872

Re: How long can we survive at this level ? What is our level ?

cricketfieldclarets wrote:2 points for a win?
Yes, i didn't think it would take long.
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Oct 01, 2018 11:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How long can we survive at this level ? What is our level ?
Replies: 109
Views: 9872

Re: How long can we survive at this level ? What is our level ?

http://www.footballstatisticsresults.co ... tball.htmlIt looks like the rich clubs will continue to dominate. It wasn't always thus. If this link works, here is the 74/75 Div 1 table. Who can tell me what is unusual about it?
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dobson or Defour ?
Replies: 49
Views: 3919

Re: Dobson or Defour ?

Spike wrote:Dobson was the most expensive player in the world for a short while.
Really? Don't forget I'm nearly 21,000 days old.
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How old are you
Replies: 51
Views: 4236

Re: How old are you

20,684 days
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Shegu Bobb distracted by a parked truck
Replies: 7
Views: 1323

Re: Shegu Bobb distracted by a parked truck

Meanwhile, the amalgamated Shegu Bobb 'distraction' homogenizes to a yellow snowball rolled by a dung beetle in robes where it will come in useful under the platform of the Pyramidal stone transportation, facilitating the luvvi huskies' task, as they exercise their rigorous health. You've hit the n...
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are we down?
Replies: 299
Views: 33600

Re: Are we down?

IAmAClaret wrote:Teams rarely finish more than +-1 from where they were after 10 games. If we are bottom then.... then probably.
I'd be surprised if that was true.
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are we down?
Replies: 299
Views: 33600

Re: Are we down?

Hibsclaret wrote:Given there was 13 teams worse than us earlier this year you must be Sherlock Holmes to believe there are 3 worse.
WTF does this mean?
by paulus the woodgnome
Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are we down?
Replies: 299
Views: 33600

Re: Are we down?

jlup1980 wrote:I wouldn't hold out much hope next weekend. Bournemouth have way too much pace than we can cope with. Playing like we did yesterday I can see us getting beat by 3 or 4.
C'mon Burnley
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joshua v povetkin
Replies: 58
Views: 5050

Re: Joshua v povetkin

Right_winger wrote:Sorry but disagree, Michael Grant is probably the most likening to Joshua on that list and he got found out.
That's why Joshua, at 3, would be above him in the list. Grant - 1 title fight and utterly blitzed by Lennox. Joshua a superior fighter.
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Bornmuff
Replies: 311
Views: 15453

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Bornmuff

And relax
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joshua v povetkin
Replies: 58
Views: 5050

Re: Joshua v povetkin

....take these guys back 20 years and they would struggle to be in the top 10. I do not agree with that. Here are the Ring Magazine top 10 heavies from 1998: 1. Evander Holyfield 2. Lennox Lewis 3. Michael Grant 4. Michael Moorer 5. Shannon Briggs 6. Chris Byrd 7. Ike Ibeabuchi 8. David Tua 9. Andr...
by paulus the woodgnome
Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Our Great Club.
Replies: 8
Views: 1150

Re: Our Great Club.

Jeez. Look at Palace without Zaha. We have a small squad that is currently without Defour and Brady. When those two, or at least Stefan is back and the promising Vydra is fully match fit, then we should be fine. If Zaha had been fit at the start of last season, de Boer would still be in a job. Somet...
by paulus the woodgnome
Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34401
Views: 2077087

Re: adeola friday

For Cod's sake
by paulus the woodgnome
Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I HATE arsenal
Replies: 9
Views: 1405

Re: I HATE arsenal

Wile has probably passed out by now
by paulus the woodgnome
Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Streaming Dongle
Replies: 17
Views: 2857

Re: Streaming Dongle

Streaming dongle?
"I’m still just rocking my fire stick "?

This is what's going wrong with the world :)
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Terminal Island 1973
Replies: 6
Views: 975

Re: Terminal Island 1973

Buxtonclaret wrote:Westworld. (The proper one)

Have root out my kipper tie, sit down, and watch it again.


https://youtu.be/EjyOfTEeNHA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
The original Westworld with Yul Brynner was a decent film.
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Terminal Island 1973
Replies: 6
Views: 975

Re: Terminal Island 1973

karatekid wrote:Just in case you need some good old fashioned, non PC, golden age of movie making indulgence.

here's the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv1EB1R3olI
23% on Rotten Tomatoes. Impressive.
by paulus the woodgnome
Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What's on your desktop?
Replies: 29
Views: 3893

Re: What's on your desktop?

https://imgur.com/a/LEvNbVg

My favourite Jimmy Mac picture.
by paulus the woodgnome
Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A sad week for the Town
Replies: 12
Views: 2624

Re: A sad week for the Town

joey13 wrote:With the passing of Jimmy Mac, the sad death of the couple in Egypt and supporters injured in Greece its been a very sad week for the town , hopefully the team can bring a little bit of cheer back with 3pts on Sunday .
And not forgetting Lenny Johnrose and his MND diagnosis.
by paulus the woodgnome
Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Worst song ever
Replies: 55
Views: 4641

Re: Worst song ever

"The lion sleeps tonight" - Tight Fit version. I'd rather put a red hot needle up my urethra than listen to that utter sh1te.
by paulus the woodgnome
Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34401
Views: 2077087

Re: adeola friday

Story
by paulus the woodgnome
Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: For anybody disappointed about tonight's result.
Replies: 51
Views: 5960

Re: For anybody disappointed about tonight's result.

Blackrod wrote:I enjoyed some of the games in the original post in 88 and 89. Think you need to go back a couple of seasons to highlight your point.
Agreed. Burnley 0 - 6 Hereford Utd for example.
by paulus the woodgnome
Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A Glorious Chapter of Burnley's visit to Mauritius
Replies: 16
Views: 3368

Re: A Glorious Chapter of Burnley's visit to Mauritius

Royboyclaret wrote:I believe he wrote a personal letter at the time to Bhurdwaz Mungur thanking him for the hospitality to himself and all the players and staff.

Perhaps davemanu can confirm that letter remains one of his most treasured possessions.
That's a bit naughty Royboy
by paulus the woodgnome
Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tarks in cm
Replies: 41
Views: 4605

Re: Tarks in cm

HiroshimaClaret wrote:I reckon 188.
I'm going 186