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burnmark wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:50 pm
Correct. The amount who use the middle lane as one to turn right to Nelson is ridiculous.

I completely agree, you also get the idiots going from the left hand lane and going round to Nelson and from the right cutting across to go towards Barrowford. Complete numptees.

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The amount of cars that ignore the road signs and use the incorrect lane at The Thatch as you come down from the motorway before turning right to Nelson or straight on to Barrowford is scary. Nearly had three cars ram into me as a result of them being in the wrong lane. The road markings are barely...

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Someone smashed the light on the right hand side of the motorway entrance to Colne from the Barrowford side. It's still there laid on the grass verge. That happened after the lights went off, someone side swiped a car going onto the motorway towards Colne. Looks like they didn't stop coming from Ba...

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Considering that the average 'ball in play' time is around 55 minutes per game it's more important to keep hold of it.

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The Tao of Pooh and the te of Piglet by Benjamin Hoff.
Exploring the teaching of Taoism through the popular characters of A A Milne

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Which Allen key can you use instead of 5/16"

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Absolute classic rock for me, or sometimes 90s.

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Wouldn't it be a fitting tribute to Rocky if we all used this as our war cry at games? Several thousand of us screaming in unison (hopefully at the same speed :lol: ) would spur the team and if it's loud enough scare the sh1t out of the opposition. If Rocky could make so much noise on his own we sho...

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Cornet is staying and Lowton is going to WBA

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RIP Rocky, a character surely infamous at most grounds in the country.
Always passed the time of day with him and managed a pint and a chat preseason at Altringham.
There'll never be another!

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Windermere ceased to have any use when they put a speed limit on it and effectively stopped water skiing!

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RVclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:29 pm
Pickford went for 25m when he was 23 years old. Pope is 30.

So lets reduce 1m for every year difference to give a 7m reduction = 18m.

With Pope being half as good as Pickford, I reckon we can get 9m.

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I'll have a fiver on Barnsley!

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Crikey Custard, don't see you often!

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Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 12, 2022 3:44 pm
Probably time for him to move on, but I wouldn’t mind re-signing him in 2-3 seasons time when he’s winding down his career.

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Thanks for all the advice and discussion for my enquiry.
We got there 3 hours early and sailed through check in and security. It took about 45 minutes so we had a good time in the bar (apart from the prices)

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Says it all really!

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I clicked on this thread expecting to read about Dan Neil.
How foolish!

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I think it's T1 we're using so that doesn't sound promising

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Can anyone please tell me what it's like leaving from here now?
We're going next Saturday afternoon and I'm wondering how soon we need to be there.

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Check The Brondo Architect Hotel.
We stayed there a couple of months ago. It's quirky very friendly and in a good location

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I was in the RN at the time and these events are vivid memories.

"What a waste.......another politician's vanity project"

The consensus at the time was that Argentina was on its arse so Junta invaded the Falklands to deflect attention.

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Mowbray to Burnley?

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Looks like she has shetlands of money, both through divis and salary. Does some good charity work, with her own foundation. As it is her father who is chair of Stoke City and probably her brother, thereafter, maybe she is being invited to invest some personal wealth, rather than company wealth, in ...

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lakesider wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 20, 2022 3:34 pm
Think I would like to start Vydra. He scored a worldie against this lot at the end of last season.

I think that was 2019/20 season, just before Covid kicked in. I remember watching in a pub in Scarborough

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Jay's better than his dad!

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Sleeping Cat wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 20, 2022 10:05 am
Pope
Lowton Collins Tarks Taylor
McNeil Brownhill Cork Cornet
Jay WW

Jay on Pens

Jay will be retired before we get another penalty!

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Very poor taste from a Barsteward.

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Gregorys girl!

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A good friend and sadly missed by many.

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Not saying you're all wrong but, we've just flown from MCR on March 8th and back on the 15th.
Not a problem either times at Manchester.
I've seen the queues on the telly box but perhaps we were just lucky

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Ah well, been in to check and they aren't showing us!
They have opted for the bloody egg chasers.
Didn't realise there were so many people who like watching men groping each other.

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That was pretty unfortunate!
The rain has cleared for now but I'm still going to Lennox bar. Mrs Jel is going shopping. Don't know if that's my best ever idea though.
Sat having coffee and a large brandy to prepare for the afternoon.

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Paul Waine wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 12, 2022 10:08 am
Unfortunately, not my experience. There are some resorts on Majorca which only show Bundesliga games.

There seems to be a lot of Germans here, probably the majority of tourists I think

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I've always watched Burnley games at Lennox sports bar on Av. d'Antoni Maura, 22, 07012 Palma. They have several screens. I've not been to Majorca for last 2 years (no one has been anywhere :( ). I'm booked for 2 weeks in May, so will be watching the last 2 games of this season there, Spurs and New...

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Anybody in Palma or anyone else know if the game is being shown here?
It's chucking it down so I can get away with sitting in a bar today!

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Just seen he has a broken Metatarsal after being stamped on.
Unlucky for Newcastle as he seems their only hope

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Heads up for any Floyd fans. Sky arts are showing the brilliant show from Berlin tonight at 2100.
It was June 6th 1990 and I travelled there on a coach from Rochdale. I think it took 4 days there and back, but they were pretty hazy.

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Spike wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:23 pm
If it doesn’t happen I am going to be worse than dischuffed

Don't worry, it's only Wednesday!

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Lancasterclaret wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:40 pm
Absolutely huge prize for anyone one gets a gag with Tutankhamun in it

Tut Tut

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I'm hoping he's back soon it will Gisa chance

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Just watched this last night.
Amazing story of an ex Gurkha and British special forces soldier, Nim Purja.
His attempt is to summit 14 peaks above 8000 metres, all in a 7 month period.

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That's true, they don't squash very easily

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This afternoon, my works, Accrington brick (now Forterra), are featuring on the Antiques Road Trip. 1630 hrs on BBC 1
It was filmed the back end of last year when Roo Irvine visited us.

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Herts Clarets wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 24, 2021 10:27 am
I shall be adding onions, garlic, paprika, cumin, chilli powder, tomatoes, beef stock, salt and pepper and kidney beans so there will be no shortage of flavour.

Try putting some coffee or dark chocolate in too!
Adds a different level.
We always put soured cream onto it when serving.

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Maybe somebody interested enough should start a UTCW forum and get all this crap off this one.

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I qualify for one but wouldn't be able to use it really. I'm not allowed to tell anyone about my work, even my family.

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I highly recommend Dan Carlin's Hardcore History series 'Supernova in the East' Most people know about feudal Japan, Samurai etc. And also WWII era the Japanese Empire etc, but how did such a small nation go from one to the other; a seemingly medieval, isolationist island to a world superpower in s...

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DCWat wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:14 pm
Stick to 55-65 mph on motorways, where possible.

People like you cause accidents!

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