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by HatfieldClaret
Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Who is America
Replies: 13
Views: 2080

Re: Who is America

cutsy123 wrote:Wheb the police arrive he has a fake vagina under his skirt. Weird as ****
That's his name badge. ;)

See ya next Tuesday......
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: HELP NEEDED FOR SITE FEATURE: 50 Things Every Claret Should Know!
Replies: 44
Views: 4338

Re: HELP NEEDED FOR SITE FEATURE: 50 Things Every Claret Should Know!

The transfer targets that very nearly materialised would be excellent.
by HatfieldClaret
Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Brexit Food Shortages
Replies: 473
Views: 24858

Re: Brexit Food Shortages

Where will I buy my foie gras from ? :?

Probably the only thing I can't by from outside the EU.

OMG, forgot about the Benedictine !! Oh well, their sales will just have to suffer. :(
by HatfieldClaret
Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Possible General Election who would you vote for
Replies: 114
Views: 7079

Re: Possible General Election who would you vote for

I could never vote for them because in the 64 years that I have been alive they have never put forward any policy that benefited the working classes more that they benefited the classes that they feel they more naturally represent, and I don't believe that they ever will. Is that clear enough for y...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34365
Views: 2049827

Re: adeola friday

Matter
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump n Kim..
Replies: 60
Views: 5704

Re: Trump n Kim..

Bordeauxclaret wrote:How many people have you found that would prefer a nuclear war?
Kenny Everett, he wanted to bomb Russia and that's a fact.
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Europa referees
Replies: 5
Views: 889

Re: Europa referees

Don't worry, if the players shout at the ref slowly, he'll understand ok.
:shock:
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87052

Re: Tommy Robinson

We haven't had a Roman Catholic, and it's not entirely clear for all sorts of constitutional reasons whether we can have one, because the monarch can't be advised by an RC. That's why Blair waited to convert until after his resignation so that the matter wouldn't arise. He was a Catholic waiting fo...
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87052

Re: Tommy Robinson

Dazzler wrote:Disraeli converted to the Anglican Church when he was 12
That's where he went wrong.
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: four candles/fork handles
Replies: 9
Views: 1586

Re: four candles/fork handles

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Well more than half the world. Every time I play that sketch an American falls over laughing. It's amazing how big the world is. They haven't heard of Cliff Richard here either.

They are the lucky ones. Wish i'd never heard of him !!
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87052

Re: Tommy Robinson

BOYSIE31 wrote:We will have a muslim PM in the next 10 years and no i am not racist.
If a Muslim PM makes a good job of it then it ain't a problem.

We've had Catholic, C of E and Jewish PMs so far. They didn't all do a good job.
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:10 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Italy and the EU
Replies: 73
Views: 5545

Re: Italy and the EU

ND - you make it sound as non-EU airlines can't fly across Europe.

More than 50% of all scientific patents in the EU are British.

The EU stopping cooperating with the EU regarding research etc would just be threats and dummy spitting.
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87052

Re: Tommy Robinson

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/12/09/uk-cop-there-are-areas-we-have-to-ask-muslim-leaders-permission-to-patrol/amp/ What rubbish. I had heard of Breitbart before but never looked them up, but if people rely on this as a news source then they will only learn crap. The photo was from years ago ...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 31, 2018 7:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Italy and the EU
Replies: 73
Views: 5545

Re: Italy and the EU

Imagine wanting to leave the EU. Whatever next ?
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 31, 2018 6:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sorrento
Replies: 47
Views: 6240

Re: Sorrento

After a week in Sorrento I never wanted to see another lemon again, they even put it on pizzas.

Took some while to get over lemons, :(
by HatfieldClaret
Wed May 30, 2018 7:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87052

Re: Tommy Robinson

Dazzler wrote:Hysteria was created with his arrest :lol:
I'm struggling with the fact that some people on here are trying to justify and excuse Yaxley-Lennon.

He is what he is and he knows what he is. Trash.
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 29, 2018 4:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cider?
Replies: 55
Views: 6845

Re: Cider?

Did a 5 litre keg of Thatchers Gold yesterday with a pal. Medium Dry.

Bought from Tescos, on offer with a couple of quid off.

Felt ok this morning.... :(
by HatfieldClaret
Mon May 28, 2018 10:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The barbarians...
Replies: 6
Views: 950

Re: The barbarians...

Last time I saw the Barbarians was a largely South African side against Fiji with a French. Bought one of them hearing aids to listen to the ref etc to keep up with the decision making. Between all their accents I didn't have a bleeding clue what was going on ! And the ale of course. Can often get c...
by HatfieldClaret
Mon May 28, 2018 10:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87052

Re: Tommy Robinson

OK, lets be racist.....

Yaxley-Lennon, aka Tommy Robinson, is trailer park white trash wannabe gangster from Luton.

How's that.
by HatfieldClaret
Mon May 28, 2018 9:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The barbarians...
Replies: 6
Views: 950

Re: The barbarians...

Is it still the tradition that one Barbarians player must be uncapped at international level ?
by HatfieldClaret
Sat May 26, 2018 9:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ireland to vote on abortions
Replies: 90
Views: 6361

Re: Ireland to vote on abortions

12 weeks is quite early in comparison to the UK. As I understand it, most tests to see if an unborn child may have Downs Syndrome are carried out after 12 weeks and a significant number do opt for a termination when a positive result is found. The same debate but a very different angle on things. S...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 24, 2018 12:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: First they came for the Windrush generation; now they're after the Danes
Replies: 28
Views: 2495

Re: First they came for the Windrush generation; now they're after the Danes

Lancasterclaret wrote:You've got to be pretty ****** up to think that someone who has lived here for forty years doesn't deserve to be a British citizen.
On that basis alone, if Peter Sutcliffe was Danish then he'd be entitled to a UK passport. :idea:
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 24, 2018 6:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: First they came for the Windrush generation; now they're after the Danes
Replies: 28
Views: 2495

Re: First they came for the Windrush generation; now they're after the Danes

More than likely because she's one of them Lib Dems, or Fib Dems as the other local parties around here call them.....
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 22, 2018 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley In Europe - Musical Theme
Replies: 4
Views: 690

Re: Burnley In Europe - Musical Theme

IanMcL wrote:Didn't we have a lovely day, the day we went to Bangor.
There's a few footballers sang that on the way home, and ended up in trouble for it !
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 22, 2018 7:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sad, So Sad
Replies: 16
Views: 4060

Re: Sad, So Sad

ontario claret wrote:And how do you spend the long, cold winters without you TV tuned in to HNIC? (OK, so maybe you don't like Don Cherry. I can understand that part.)
You could always watch recordings of the Royal wedding on a loop. You'd like that. :D
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 22, 2018 7:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34365
Views: 2049827

Re: adeola friday

Sloe Gin
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 22, 2018 2:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ken Livingstone has resigned
Replies: 28
Views: 2265

Re: Ken Livingstone has resigned

Welsh devolution referendum, 1997 50.3 beat 49.7! The result stood. There was no screaming for a 2nd vote. And the losing side didn't try to thwart the result by carrying on the argument. They accepted defeat with dignity instead. Sound unfamiliar? Democracy - means sometimes you lose...... And tha...
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 22, 2018 6:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Karren Brady recommends Sean Dyche
Replies: 27
Views: 5419

Re: Karren Brady recommends Sean Dyche

cutsy123 wrote:shes a dog

I'd rather share a nightcap with her than you.

No offence like.
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 22, 2018 6:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ken Livingstone has resigned
Replies: 28
Views: 2265

Re: Ken Livingstone has resigned

[quote="bluelabrador16"]Ken Livingstone has said he is resigning from the Labour Party.



Interesting how the words were "...Ken Livingstone maintained....." but you only highlighted in red "....were historically accurate."

I don't suppose you have an agenda by any chance ? :o
by HatfieldClaret
Sat May 19, 2018 7:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Songs that won't be sung at Windsor tomorrow.
Replies: 35
Views: 3190

Re: Songs that won't be sung at Windsor tomorrow.

Judging by the tone of the suggestions so far..... :mrgreen:

I'm just a jealous guy (Lennon or Roxy Music)
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 17, 2018 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: No singing in Russia...it's jail!
Replies: 13
Views: 2101

Re: No singing in Russia...it's jail!

Burnley fans sing so quick that the song will have finished before the Russian police have time to do anything about it.
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 17, 2018 12:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are the Windsor’s having second thoughts?
Replies: 30
Views: 4776

Re: Are the Windsor’s having second thoughts?

Grumps wrote:Windsor is not covered by the met police
Windsor Castle is.
by HatfieldClaret
Wed May 16, 2018 6:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34365
Views: 2049827

Re: adeola friday

Whodunnit
by HatfieldClaret
Wed May 16, 2018 6:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Dyche Interview
Replies: 12
Views: 2592

Re: Sir Dyche Interview

I made him a Baron.

Does that make him one of the Baron Knights ?
by HatfieldClaret
Wed May 16, 2018 6:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Erdogan and Genocide
Replies: 42
Views: 3137

Re: Erdogan and Genocide

If you were to replace the word 'Israel' in the above Amnesty piece with 'Nazi Germany', it would look awfully familiar to WW2 students. Israel's treatment of innocent Palestinians is identical to Hitler's treatment of Jews in the 1930s Yeah, I remember those Rabbis stating that they wanted to kill...
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 15, 2018 11:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34365
Views: 2049827

Re: adeola friday

Wogan, Daniels, Forsyth

Why
by HatfieldClaret
Mon May 14, 2018 4:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34365
Views: 2049827

Re: adeola friday

Right on

man
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 10, 2018 10:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley on TV.
Replies: 30
Views: 4305

Re: Burnley on TV.

We did get a mention tonight on Who Wants to be a Millionaire... :o

Weren't the correct answer though. :roll:
by HatfieldClaret
Sun May 06, 2018 2:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Roll Call For The Emirates
Replies: 59
Views: 5006

Re: Roll Call For The Emirates

Every claret from Hatfield is here.


Me

UTC :D
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 03, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron Lennon song
Replies: 7
Views: 1323

Re: Aaron Lennon song

Joe Hart was standing in your goal
He used to be rather brilliant
But now he's on the dole
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 03, 2018 9:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Aaron Lennon song
Replies: 7
Views: 1323

Re: Aaron Lennon song

Can't get this tune out of my head now. Aaaggghhh.
by HatfieldClaret
Thu May 03, 2018 9:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Local Elections on Thursday
Replies: 113
Views: 6357

Re: Local Elections on Thursday

ZizkovClaret wrote:I vote locally here, and nationally in the UK, as they are what affect me, and i can therefore justify it morally. I wont be voting tomorrow
So in the general election which constituency gets your vote? If you still have an address in the UK then straightforward but what if you've sold up?
by HatfieldClaret
Tue May 01, 2018 8:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Amber Rudd...
Replies: 52
Views: 3347

Re: Amber Rudd...

- perhaps these posters are dead worried about something.


Yep. $hyte scared of them getting into power. Hands up to that one mate.
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Has LBC James O'Brien lost the plot..?
Replies: 65
Views: 5216

Re: Has LBC James O'Brien lost the plot..?

O'Brien just whines about anything, distorts facts and his 'phone in' show is just him.

Just as well he doesn't work for the Samaritans.......

Makes you want to turn over to TalkSport.......
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ruth Davidson
Replies: 70
Views: 7656

Re: Ruth Davidson

IanMcL wrote:Do you get a choice of sperm? :o
Or a taster ;)
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:45 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: kim jong un
Replies: 35
Views: 3130

Re: kim jong un

Not too different to Stalin really.

Replace the god like worship with the Uncle Joseph, murdered millions at a whim.

And Stalin is revered still to this day by some......
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump On His Way Here
Replies: 125
Views: 5960

Re: Trump On His Way Here

Imploding Turtle wrote:Now explain how the SWP is representative of the left wing. Start with their vote share in the last few elections.
Because they're now in Momentum and voting for nice Jeremy. :shock:
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Apr 26, 2018 8:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ruth Davidson
Replies: 70
Views: 7656

Re: Ruth Davidson

My youngest was IVF.

I can honestly say that I was asleep when she was conceived !! :D
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Daily Mail
Replies: 136
Views: 10448

Re: The Daily Mail

The first 17 pages devoted to the Royal Baby. Sick to the back teeth of hearing about the Royals and this wedding in particular. I want to read about real issues such as crime, immigration, social and judicial injustice. All the reasons not to by the DM. Guardian or Daily Telegraph. Not too difficu...
by HatfieldClaret
Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley General Hospital - Pharmacy
Replies: 21
Views: 2918

Re: Burnley General Hospital - Pharmacy

Loyalclaret wrote:Thatcher’s Britain
:lol: :lol: :lol: WTF !!