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Just been on the Everton forum and read one that made me chuckle. Apparently Dwight has shin splints, but they haven't been able to scan his right leg because they couldn't find it.

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CaptainKirk wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 26, 2023 6:29 pm
Just logged back in:
This forum is the font of all human knowledge
Let's hope I got that right.

Why thank you, Captain.

The point is you ended up bl**d* typing it anyhow.

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2 Bee Holed wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:48 pm
The first instance the font of all holiday knowledge?

But that would read better with an ASK in it after instance
TFIATFOAHK

Crikey this is insanity, I'm quoting myself. Nurse!

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HitchinClaret wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:41 pm
TFITFOAHK - my brain is hurting trying to work out what this means, something about the font of all knowledge?

The first instance the font of all holiday knowledge?

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HitchinClaret wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:41 pm
TFITFOAHK - my brain is hurting trying to work out what this means, something about the font of all knowledge?

I'm sure between us we can

Of all holiday knowledge?

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pushpinpussy wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:43 pm
Regarding all these theories on parachute payments. I believe you are all jumping to conclusions.

Surely we could just pull a few strings?

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TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 26, 2023 11:42 am
History should tell you that this isn't the best forum for this discussion.

Indeed, people need to grow a pair.

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Was that the actual turning point?

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Way over my head!

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bpgburn wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 24, 2023 8:37 am

HistoricalClaret wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:22 pm
seems our friend Amir has vacated his house in Turkey and is flying the UK...

If he is flying the UK, I wonder where Captain Amir is taking us to?

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Shaggy wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:43 am
Looking like Lampard could be gone today, there’s been boardroom talks about his position this morning- sky sports

Yep, he well and truly deserves to be bagged.

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karatekid wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:23 am
Surely all one needs is a mat and a compass

Wow!

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Shaggy wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 22, 2023 9:47 am
Bagged is slang for sacked…

Is it though?

I/he bagged that. Meaning he got it/ bought it.

I have never heard it used to mean sacked.

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Loyal Supporter wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 6:50 am
This would get you sacked at work. Why do the mods not act on things like this.
It would be interesting for JJ to post a photograph of himself so we can all see how attractive to the opposite sex he is.

Or she is or even they is (apparently).
I am not sure how they identify.

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kentonclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:09 am
Hopefully Michelle Mone won’t be making an appearance on the after show on BBC2 as in previous series of The Apprentice.

Perhaps not. However, she did appear 5 mins. into this week's live Match of the Day.

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Took 3 defenders with a run to the near post to make space for Fernandes to score Exactly this. He made that just as much as Erikson. His run and taking the defenders with him left Fernandez on his own. Several classy touches and lay offs. He's playing well. Yes we know he can't head, but the posit...

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Now we will be able to hear them say,
"I haven't got a clue".

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What is Caressa Dick up to these days?

https://youtu.be/9tsVJjE0qAw

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I guess had it gone wrong that would have been the end of Bank of Dave and probably all his businesses. A man's word etc. Meanwhile locally 4% interest available if tied up for a year, could be worth a shot. Pretty sure you can get 4% with one of the big building societies, Nationwide if tied up fo...

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jdrobbo wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:38 pm
The oldies are the best

Indeed.

Have you heard about the latest Japanese motorbike?

The Itchyfanny.

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If Rashford is not interfering with play, then the law needs changing urgently.

He has clearly affected how the City defenders deal with the situation. It is making defending impossible.

The offside rules need simplifying and the handball rules also need urgent attention.

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Well that's another
string to his elbow.

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AmbleClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 14, 2023 2:28 pm
And then kick the horse.

First two letters are wrong.

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Vote seems to close at noon.

He is being caught up now. Lead down to 15%.

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equinox wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 12, 2023 4:22 pm
See, gathering evidence, you are going down for a long, long time if you've burnt that decking.

Chances are he will have damaged his flue liner too, let alone the environment.

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I have a multi stove, but mainly burn wood. One of my neighbours had removed their decking and loaded it onto a Skip, ready to go to the tip. They gave me permission to take it all (a lot). I’ve got 3 months of free heat. I’ve saved more room on a landfill site and the neighbour saved £150 on hirin...

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123EasyasBFC wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 12, 2023 1:15 pm
Turned out to be correct

What, correct both times?

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basil6345789 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 11, 2023 11:41 pm
Illegal

Are you sure?

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bodge wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:51 pm
Whereabouts in Yorkshire is Eyupspor ?

It's just outside watchthisen isn't it?

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claret2018 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 11, 2023 12:20 pm
Out for a few months. Been confirmed by “someone who works in Manchester”

I live and work in Manchester too, just to confirm I've no b###dy idea how long he'll be out for.

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Winstonswhite wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:29 am
Why a new thread?

Because, if you think about it, it's a completely different topic to the 'Weghorst to Man Utd' thread.

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Waldron 1976 apparently, but I don't recall it.

Morgan 1968.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64205889

Perhaps the F.A./EFL should insist that the leppings lane end should be shut until investigations are complete.

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alf_resco wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:41 pm
I.
AM.
SICK.
OF.
HEARING.
ABOUT.
PRINCE HAROLD.
AND.
SEAN DYCHE.

Do you mean Prince Henry?

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Personally I think a period of abstinence is useful, just to check if there are any signs of addiction.
This can apply to alcohol, gambling, drugs and tobacco. Etc.

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I’m going to sound ignorant here but this thread indicates a lot of people watching today. How? Dodgy streams all the way? Being shown abroad? I’ve been stuck with Radio Lancs! Could it be that people in England had their TVs tuned into American TV? Then all you have to do is find ESPN+, who were b...

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Carolean it is.

Will the next one be the Willy era?

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Online Stupidity- Beware.

I thought it was compulsory.

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AfloatinClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:11 pm
provided that your hotel's in Indonesia

Now that has lost me.

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Championship refs are useless. Clueless. It’s like they just get dragged in off the street just prior to kick off. What would you suggest ? Have you witnessed the abuse they get at grassroots? Even when I witness my 7-year old nephew playing and he is being refereed by 13/14 year olds, the referee ...

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I have never owned a football club. I suppose, like all good businesses, you do have to have a short, medium and long-term plans. These plans I assume include, finances, type of football, ethos of the club, management staff, playing staff, infrastructure, recruitment etc. I doubt very much you can p...

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Dear OP,

Do you struggle to find things to worry about?
Perhaps you could worry about things that may or may not happen in 3 years time.

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Stacky_claret wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 28, 2022 10:39 am
Stand to be corrected but from my side the Bob lord side missed 2 clear offside IMO

What the ones from
A/. The throw in?
B/. The flick on from his own team mate?

Your not the guy the OP is talking about are you?

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MACCA wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:49 pm
99% of Footballers have no loyalty or morals when it comes to who they plsy for, it generally comes purely down to cash

Unlike most other working people.

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Yep - all of our parachute money went to pay off the loan. All of our top players left and we brought in much cheaper replacements as you say. We bought extremely well, but you won't hear from many opposition fans giving us credit for that. Didn't the parachute payments go to paying off some of the...

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Arrogance is our biggest danger. I hope the whingers can see that ball retention knackers the opposition. Bringing players on with pace kills a tiring defence. The face on the defender at 93 mins last night trying to keep up with Tella was hilarious. I love this league. I know we need the money, but...

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 27, 2022 5:23 pm
Scott Parker and Delia could be an interesting combo.

What, the alcoholic and the serial killer?

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Lowbankclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 24, 2022 9:52 pm
Cannot say where the info comes from as he/she/it would be sacked.

How do you sack an 'it' ?

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evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:29 am
I'm not all that keen on avocado tbh.

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I would imagine the country would be run by a bunch of crooks, robbing the poor to increase their own personal wealth and the population kept in control by the use of thugs and henchmen, dishing out summary street justice with the aid of various tolls or weapons........ ;) The Tory party? :lol:

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