Phrase: It's crackin' t' flags

Meaning: it's very hot weather

Literal translation for southerners: The paving stones have become so heated by the sun that they have split due to extreme expansion.

I was driving my van past the Princess Royal towards the roundabout when this cyclist swerved in front of me. I sounded my horn to warn him of my presence but he swore at me then jumped off his bike and leaped into my van, assaulting me, choking me and threatening to carry out further injuries. What...

There is a BEER MUSEUM, for goodness sake. That's a BEER MUSEUM!
And free beer is included in the entry fee.

Brussels is great fun: Belgian chocolate, Trappist beers and waffles. The locals don't take themselves too seriously either.

It's the punishments that are key:
For example, "He that fails to wear his flat 'at at a suitably rakish angle on match days shall FEEL T' BACK OF ME 'AND"

when anyone says things like: "...and I'm like 'wow', and he's like 'I know', so I'm like 'that's gross', and he's like 'your so fragile', and I'm like....."
Also the phrases Trump Tower and Trump Pence.

RMutt wrote:This street in Whitby is pretty steep.

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I was thinking of this street as soon as I saw the thread.

It gets my vote for the steepest!

We're all mates here.
Bank a/c No: 3512822
Sort code: 44 45 88
Passport No: 453454217
I'll be out of the house between 3pm and 7pm tomorrow so don't call round, but if you do, my neighbour at No 34 Glossop St M8 4DH knows where the cash and car keys are.

Heaton - 7
Lowton - 8
Keane - 9
Mee - 7
Ward - 9
Boyd - 7
Barton - 8
Westwood - 7
Brady - 6
Gray - 7
Barnes - 9
Arfield - 7

Ozil:
His eyes are offside
His eyes are offside...

When Dyche has a bath he doesn't get wet, the water gets Dyche.