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It's a particle and a wave. God's taking the mick

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Greeks

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boatshed bill wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:07 pm
Actually the oldest person in Britain is still alive.

That's what I always think when I see a headline like that !

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Fit ladyboys, or you know, a bit borderline?

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Beagle

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Too be fair, the op is only trying to get advice on a problem. He got 90% unhelpful bellendery ! (Sorry I mean ribbing )

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Dave from Colne ( Dave B Handyman) is a good bloke. Telephone is 07776 077724. Has a facebook page you can take a look at.

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Before reading this thread I never reliased that Hartlepool were actually once Hartlepools. I thought it was just Brian Clough being Brian Clough

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Looks like he was a typical terrier. Yes I will sit on the settee and yes you will let me ! Try and think of the happy times

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Match fixing!

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Ex-idiot ?

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RIP Mike. A big Burnley fan, who knew his football. I saw him at a lot of Dinners and as many times he'd told the Fruit Cake joke, I couldn't help but laugh like it was the first time I'd heard it. Whenever an auction was held as the last event of a Dinner, some guests had usually had a skinfull an...

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Vanilli

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Inside information

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Top Gun ! ( lowbrow compared to some of the above)

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Is it still true that guinness in Ireland is different from in the UK ? I did the Dublin stag do as a young man and drunk many pints of the stuff the first night but woke up with a clear head. Just a myth ?

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A foal and his money?

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Hi Fenwick It is in the construction industry working on a specialist product that is growing in demand. I have worked with this product for the last 4-5 years and have built up a good clientele We will both be putting up the same amount of money. I was just worried a ' friend ' was offering to spe...

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Doing what is still a good question. Also, are you or the colleague putting up the money ?

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If you took it to school, it ended up like this

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After the Black Death had greatly reduced the population, the king urged the people to boost numbers. Hence fornicating under command of the king. No idea if this is true.

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Good old Appleby fair. Otherwise known as securely lock up every land rover along the length of the M6

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Flygrazing apparently. Saw a couple of horse and traps in Colne yesterday.

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Me in twenty years when I really don't give a **** ?

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This is mine. Old man now and not very well

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Did Jim from Neighbours turn up as CIA boss in the X Files ?

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 18, 2020 5:34 pm
Miriam Margolyes was the voice of the sexy rabbit in the Cadbury's Caramel adverts

https://entertainment.ie/tv/tv-news/wat ... od-210068/

Well that's ruined it. Cheers!

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Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 16, 2020 5:44 pm
He’s hardly going to say ‘it’s because I’m crap’ is he.

No, he (or she) isn't going to say that. But the fact that they are sat there waiting for the phone to ring to know where they are working the week after next does.

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I know this isn't a helpful reply but most decorators are booked up until at least November. If the op gets one who is available in 2 weeks then you should be asking why?

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When the seagulls follow the trawler

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Ok. I'll just say it. Got to be James May's The Re-assembler

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Clingfilm. Just cannot work it. Baffles me

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What flowers ?

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FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 24, 2020 2:29 pm
Does your shop sell brain cells for him?

I think it was a case of being too arrogant/special to do what the plebs were doing

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I work in a shop and would say 95% of people have worn them. Of those who didn't, all bar one idiot got one out of their pocket or car when reminded. (There is a big sign on the door and I think the mask thing has been mentioned on the news). The idiot was given a mask which he proceeded to wear on ...

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Caretaker

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Could be worse. Could be bottom

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Mine eats nettles. Loves them, the crazy little *******.

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claretblue wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:18 pm
don’t know Andys problem but I doubt he’d had 6 pre-match pints like my mate!

I actually meant both Burnley goals v Stockport. But how did your mate manage 6 pints pre match? I was drinking at The Torch and it was 10 deep at the bar !

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claretblue wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:56 pm
my friend did the same at Wembley against Stockport...heard the cheer in the urinals!

Both of them? Slack bladder ?

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Thank you lads. Awesome again !

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Excuse

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Because of the whole knob thing ?

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The Stiff of Life

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That was one of the worst Derby's ever imo, laughable, shambolic. You watch the rest of the jockeys in behind, its like Amateur Night At The Big Top. They don't even attempt to close the gap until 3 out by which time the winner is the best part of 15 lengths clear, after a slowly run 1st half of th...

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I've talked to a few pub/bar owners this week about re-opening. Most of them said it's not worth it on Saturday. A quieter mid week day is what they are going for

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Overjoyed and over drunk. Get in ! Superb effort !

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Casper. I've really no idea why. And Zulu of course.

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