Just saw a bloke on a bus get struck by lightning…
I rushed over to see if he was ok. The driver said, "He's fine, he's a conductor!"
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- Fri Jan 13, 2023 10:51 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Corniest Joke of the Day
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4455
- Fri Jan 13, 2023 10:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Corniest Joke of the Day
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4455
Re: Corniest Joke of the Day
Thieves who stole three tonnes of tarmac are believed to currently be in hiding.
A police spokesman said; "We are hoping that they will resurface soon”.
A police spokesman said; "We are hoping that they will resurface soon”.
- Fri Jan 13, 2023 10:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Corniest Joke of the Day
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4455
Re: Corniest Joke of the Day
I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
Wooden start.
Wooden start.
- Sat Jan 07, 2023 10:23 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Accy Clarets raising money for the Foodbank.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 435
Re: Accy Clarets raising money for the Foodbank.
Brilliant, well done to all travelling Clarets, you are next level in your support of the Club and Society.
- Thu Jan 05, 2023 8:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Long leaves for Birmingham
- Replies: 120
- Views: 9426
Re: Long leaves for Birmingham
I wish him all the best, he's got us out of jail a few times, but now time for him to play regular football. All the best Kevin.
- Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Pele has passed away
- Replies: 61
- Views: 3001
Re: Pele has passed away
The greatest and a wonderful man all ends up.
Rest in peace Pele, you were a special player
Rest in peace Pele, you were a special player
- Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:23 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Not fit to breath the same air
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1841
Re: Not fit to breath the same air
Not fit to breathe full stop. ****
- Sat Dec 24, 2022 10:33 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: With half a season gone
- Replies: 51
- Views: 2654
Re: With half a season gone
Barnes for me, the way he put the Blackburn keeper through the back of the net was worthy of a trophy
- Fri Dec 23, 2022 11:15 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: George Cohen RIP
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1583
Re: George Cohen RIP
So sad, another of my childhood heroes gone, rest in peace and thanks for the memories.
- Wed Dec 21, 2022 11:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Talksport - Rovers fan last night
- Replies: 38
- Views: 5130
- Tue Dec 13, 2022 6:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Winter Photos
- Replies: 79
- Views: 7282
- Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Winter Photos
- Replies: 79
- Views: 7282
- Sun Dec 11, 2022 5:22 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Winter Photos
- Replies: 79
- Views: 7282
- Sun Dec 11, 2022 1:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Spades Claret
- Replies: 98
- Views: 6317
Re: Spades Claret
So sorry to read this, sincere condolences to all and may Spades rest in peace.
- Tue Nov 22, 2022 9:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BREAKING: Manchester United Available
- Replies: 94
- Views: 7569
Re: BREAKING: Manchester United Available
They'll be partying with that news, London will be busier for sure
- Tue Nov 22, 2022 5:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ronaldo leaves Manchester United
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2772
Re: Ronaldo leaves Manchester United
I wonder if he was paid off for the rest of his contract, that'd sting at 500k a week.
- Sat Nov 05, 2022 2:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Muric
- Replies: 687
- Views: 28534
Re: Muric
**** happens, so long as they learn from it as a group, we move on
- Sat Oct 29, 2022 6:05 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Goalkeeper handball?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2057
Re: Goalkeeper handball?
Yes he tried to punch it in, failed though but it was a deffo handball.
- Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Autumn photographs
- Replies: 110
- Views: 6816
Re: Autumn photographs
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52425553684_18ce959f84_h.jpg Higherford Mill by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52425722240_7af95610c3_h.jpg Packhorse Bridge by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52425554029_6678ef2e9e_h.jpg Foreside by...
- Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Advice required please....
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2075
Re: Advice required please....
Sadly the price you’ve been quoted will be right, the have to take the headstone away, engrave with your chosen words and refit the stone.
I know this as I’ve had to do similar in the past.
I know this as I’ve had to do similar in the past.
- Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Autumn photographs
- Replies: 110
- Views: 6816
Re: Autumn photographs
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52366547316_f897cdee91_h.jpg NW6_9429 copy by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52358034650_e89c80f8f5_h.jpg Wasp for later by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52366772913_1365456870_h.jpg NW6_9469 copy b...
- Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Is CT ok ?
- Replies: 111
- Views: 12919
Re: Is CT ok ?
After all the work that CT alongside others put in when the Claretsmad board went west, and still continues to do to keep this site the best I am naffed off to read of further abuse. I don't post a lot, part of the reason is the constant one upmanship that take place so often and threads becoming pe...
- Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Can't get any link to our game atm
- Replies: 3
- Views: 613
- Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Frozen Planet 2
- Replies: 4
- Views: 672
Re: Frozen Planet 2
Alp - the last trip I was on, we had a 77 year old along with us. Granted he was a little slower than some, but he got everywhere we went. Some of the people I meet on some of these quite harsh trips, just make me work harder on believing age is just a number. As for retirement.... I reckon you're ...
- Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Frozen Planet 2
- Replies: 4
- Views: 672
Re: Frozen Planet 2
Truly awesome, I wish I was younger and able to go to some of these places. To see it on TV blows my mind and I will dream about being able to go to some of these places to capture the wildlife. Special filming and as always superbly narrated by Sir David. PS, I'll never retire from photography :D I...
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 10:19 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Queen Elizabeth in Burnley.
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1876
Re: Queen Elizabeth in Burnley.
https://live.staticflickr.com/7101/7210576142_517f12aa17_b.jpg The Queen Burnley by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/8026/7210575550_cd3658d3ee_h.jpg The Royal visit Burnley by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/8167/7216030656_5c5c193b37_h.jpg The Roya...
- Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Queen
- Replies: 141
- Views: 10056
Re: The Queen
I am a royalist, I think the Queen has been magnificent in her lifetime, however she is a 96 year old lady and the end looks nigh. For me, she has aged and seem to have given up the battle after Prince Philip died. I have switched off all news as these events just give numpty reporters and excuse to...
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Autumn photographs
- Replies: 110
- Views: 6816
Re: Autumn photographs
The steamers go right past our house 👍 if we go to the top of our garden they are in the cut behind our house. We always get folk on the Bridge over the station here on a Wednesday morning 🙂 to see the Steamer go through. They used to park a tanker on the Bridge and use LP Station to top up the wat...
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Autumn photographs
- Replies: 110
- Views: 6816
Re: Autumn photographs
You been in Hellifield Andy 😉 always admire the Highland cattle when we drive through, they're in the field on the right before going up Skipton Hill out of the village 🙂 Aye, I went over for the steam loco the other day and parked up and gave em a shout. This was down near the farm, I was sorely t...
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:08 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Autumn photographs
- Replies: 110
- Views: 6816
- Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chris Boden
- Replies: 57
- Views: 5253
Re: Chris Boden
Always a fair and honest report from Chris, he'll be missed. I wish him well in his future and I'm sure he'll do well.
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- Sat Aug 27, 2022 12:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bowel cancer testing kits
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1662
Re: Bowel cancer testing kits
Having lost two friends to this awful disease, just poo it; it's easy to do and as others have said it may save your life.
- Wed Aug 17, 2022 11:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Summer Photographs 2022
- Replies: 102
- Views: 8028
Re: Summer Photographs 2022
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52291660116_d3363cc0ff_3k.jpg NW6_7399 copy by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52291663648_7f1a8536f7_3k.jpg NW6_7482 copy by Andy Pritchard , on Flickr https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52290685362_8b01c4a137_3k.jpg NW6_7456 copy...
- Mon Aug 15, 2022 3:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lenny Johnrose RIP
- Replies: 126
- Views: 5818
Re: Lenny Johnrose RIP
So very sad, rest in peace Claret knowing that you were a superb person.
- Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Olivia Newton-John RIP
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2744
Re: Olivia Newton-John RIP
Shocked at that, she was ace.
Rest in Peace
Rest in Peace
- Thu Aug 04, 2022 7:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Vydra
- Replies: 91
- Views: 6321
Re: Vydra
I wish him all the very best, he was a good lad and wasn't in the team enough previously, but that's the game.
- Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Terry Neill RIP
- Replies: 6
- Views: 859
Re: Terry Neill RIP
He always came across as a good un, rest in peace and sincere condolences to his family and friends.
- Fri Jul 22, 2022 10:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Women’s Euros 2022
- Replies: 261
- Views: 11814
Re: Women’s Euros 2022
I watched about 10 minutes of the first half and most of the last half hour of the match. It maybe that wasn't representative of the full 90 but Sweden were way on top when I watched. Belgium defended resolutely and Sweden lacked a bot of nous around the penalty area but it always looked like they'...
- Fri Jul 22, 2022 10:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Women’s Euros 2022
- Replies: 261
- Views: 11814
Re: Women’s Euros 2022
That wasn't a classic, although I think Sweden do have the ability to play better than that. Can't see England giving them the same chances. The Belgium defence was pretty Burnley like, and then their keeper pulled out some superb saves. Sweden made hard work of it, but were the better side. Tomorr...
- Fri Jul 22, 2022 10:09 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lenny Johnrose
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2420
Re: Lenny Johnrose
Apologies to anyone who thought the worse, I should have actually said 'interview' in the title.Herts Clarets wrote: ↑Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:41 pmI feared the worst when I saw the thread title after CT said Len was really struggling recently.
- Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lenny Johnrose
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2420
Lenny Johnrose
Amazing technology helping Lenny to communicate again, what a fantastic bit of kit that is.
Brave Man and still smiling too.
Story here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62239758
A super interview here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0cn605n
Good lad Lenny.
Brave Man and still smiling too.
Story here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62239758
A super interview here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0cn605n
Good lad Lenny.
- Fri Jul 22, 2022 11:53 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Mee the Bee
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4344
Re: ARTICLE: Mee the Bee
I wish Ben and his family all the best, he's been a brilliant warrior here and has put his all into into everything he's done whilst here.
I hope that at some point that we see him return in some capacity.
Thanks for some brilliant memories.
I hope that at some point that we see him return in some capacity.
Thanks for some brilliant memories.
- Wed Jul 20, 2022 11:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Traffic lights in Nelson
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1563
Re: Traffic lights in Nelson
The lights went out after a boy racer took out the control box on the grass verge whilst sliding through it on his roof :shock: There are remnants of the box and car scattered all over the grass. Like above, there have been two further shunt as people just don't get give way to the cars from the rig...
- Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England v Spain… where is the thread?
- Replies: 134
- Views: 4745
Re: England v Spain… where is the thread?
Exactly thatVegas Claret wrote: ↑Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:45 pmi've no idea why anyone would compare womens footy to mens. Just enjoy it for what it is or watch something else
- Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England v Spain… where is the thread?
- Replies: 134
- Views: 4745
Re: England v Spain… where is the thread?
That was a very good watch, very enjoyable and both sides gave it a good go.
- Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:04 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England v Spain… where is the thread?
- Replies: 134
- Views: 4745
Re: England v Spain… where is the thread?
That was one hell of a hit GET IN
- Wed Jul 20, 2022 9:41 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: England v Spain… where is the thread?
- Replies: 134
- Views: 4745
Re: England v Spain… where is the thread?
What a cracking goal, never give up hope
- Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Women’s Euros 2022
- Replies: 261
- Views: 11814
Re: Women’s Euros 2022
I'm definitely going to start going on the cricket threads and explain to everyone why I have no interest in cricket and why those who enjoy it need to accept that it's rubbish. I may well just do the same, alongside Great British Bake Off and Coronation Street, I must also tell my Mrs to stop watc...
- Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Women’s Euros 2022
- Replies: 261
- Views: 11814
- Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Women’s Euros 2022
- Replies: 261
- Views: 11814