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by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mee & Barton
Replies: 32
Views: 4551

Re: Mee & Barton

Holtyclaret wrote:Wtf is frotting??? :lol:
As if you don't know!
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gary Monk
Replies: 13
Views: 2929

Re: Gary Monk

He may well be at Middlesbrough next year.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Notlob Promoted
Replies: 19
Views: 2912

Re: Notlob Promoted

Fantastic for themand their fans to bounce straight back but, like Sheffield United, they are both(for different reasons)entering a division that is financially very daunting for them.
It will be difficult for both of them to make an impact next year.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Manure v Swans
Replies: 73
Views: 5589

Re: Manure v Swans

I'll be watching the rest of the season in virtual pipe and slippers. Sean and the Lads have this well in hand.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mee & Barton
Replies: 32
Views: 4551

Re: Mee & Barton

taio wrote:What did you want them to do - bumming in the centre circle?
Maybe not that, but maybe a bit of frantic frotting, followed by a gentle, spooning cuddle?
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Damien Delaney
Replies: 5
Views: 1329

Re: Damien Delaney

Alan Pardew was criminally negligent when he spent so much money on Benteke and failed to address his team's Championship standard centre back pairing. With a decent pair of central defenders, Palace would have been nowhere near any trouble this season, and Pardew would probably still be their manag...
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ian Wright palarse lost get over It!!
Replies: 46
Views: 6265

Re: Ian Wright palarse lost get over It!!

I've always been a touch disappointed about Wright's attitude towards us in the media, post playing for us. I was never disappointed by his attitude whilst playing for us.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 3 games to go, 2 at home
Replies: 41
Views: 6078

Re: 3 games to go, 2 at home

Nine points left to play for. Our final target should be 48 points.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Adjectives to describe BFS at full time.
Replies: 45
Views: 4893

Re: Adjectives to describe BFS at full time.

His usual sour, graceless self.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rovers conundrum
Replies: 26
Views: 4250

Re: Rovers conundrum

I really don't think that the outcome of the Forest and Brum matches will matter all that much. I think Brentford will beat R*vers. As long as Forest don't lose by too many goals, Bl*ckburn will go down next week on Goal Difference.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:02 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Yellow away strip
Replies: 25
Views: 4366

Re: Yellow away strip

To me, yellow with claret and blue trim is the instinctive choice for Burnley away kits.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Ward
Replies: 38
Views: 7171

Re: Stephen Ward

He was who got my vote at the recent Supporters' Club Player of the Season Awards.
We are actually getting a Republic of Ireland international player at the absolute peak of his powers. I reckon he's probably got at least two years(barring injury) at that level of performance. We should cherish that.
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cupping Ears When Scoring
Replies: 14
Views: 3008

Re: Cupping Ears When Scoring

Andre Gray seems to have something to prove. That seems to be his motivation. It's motivated him to be the leading goal scorer at each Club he's been at for at least the past four seasons.
Fair play to him.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How did this proud country get in such a mess?
Replies: 74
Views: 6371

Re: How did this proud country get in such a mess?

Bankrupting ourselves to fight and defeat the twin foes of European Fascism and Japenese Imperialism in the Second World War, then failing to 'Win the Peace' in the subsequent decades immediately after the War, probably.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Britt Assombalonga
Replies: 913
Views: 150123

Re: Britt Assombalonga

Certainly could be an unpolished gem.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Players running down contracts
Replies: 30
Views: 2865

Re: Players running down contracts

Diesel wrote:What about letting Trippier go for a poultry £3.5m?

Somebody needs to give their eyes a wobble.

It's 'paltry', you schmuck!

A Poultry is what you put on a burn or a wound.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mourinho reception
Replies: 42
Views: 4576

Re: Mourinho reception

He's a pantomime villain. He'll lap up any abuse coming his way.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The need for a leader in midfield (next season)?
Replies: 19
Views: 2934

Re: The need for a leader in midfield (next season)?

Dale Stephens still hasn't signed a contract at Brighton. He wanted to come in August, he may yet still.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dale Stephens
Replies: 14
Views: 4441

Re: Dale Stephens

They really do struggle to win without him on the pitch.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Agyei off to U20 World Cup?
Replies: 29
Views: 4363

Re: Agyei off to U20 World Cup?

He's obviously not acclimatising to Northern Life because he didn't order Gravy with his Chips.

He'll be off down South at the first whiff of a Saveloy.
Mark my words.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Zlatan out
Replies: 51
Views: 6403

Re: Zlatan out

This Season has never been about seeing the Great Players of the Big Teams for me(the last two times we were up here weren't either), it's been about seeing Burnley FC survive in the Top Division for more than a season. Anything that aids that desire is great for me. I'm glad the ugly bugger ain't p...
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:15 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: John Terry on the way down
Replies: 14
Views: 2165

Re: John Terry on the way down

On the way down to the Barbers to get his usual cut; an extra from the film 'Scu m', please.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: SD trapped in his own tautology
Replies: 336
Views: 24196

Re: SD trapped in his own tautology

What is proof? Me giving away my full name and Clarets number? You have no idea what my name is, so the name on the card wouldn't do anything. I have nothing else to prove, if you don't think I'm a Burnley fan, fair enough that's your opinion that either way I couldn't give a **** about. I don't kn...
by Lord Beamish
Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:29 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: SD trapped in his own tautology
Replies: 336
Views: 24196

Re: SD trapped in his own tautology

I reckon Evensteadiereddie should bring the condoms, KRBFC should bring the KY.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alex polizzi
Replies: 14
Views: 3660

Re: Alex polizzi

Man of Kent wrote:Lucy Worsley anybody?
Yes, but only as an act of Class Warfare.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Why would SD stay?
Replies: 88
Views: 6212

Re: Why would SD stay?

I'm sure he'd stop just to read your sage advice on here.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Crucial match
Replies: 56
Views: 5019

Re: Crucial match

It's gonna be close. Could be a last match of the season, three way bum-squeak for R*vers, Forest, and Brum. It'd be all the more delicious if they went down with the last kick of the game, in the last match of the season, by goal difference.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:13 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Josh king
Replies: 16
Views: 3364

Re: Josh king

Howe can certainly spot a good striker Austin, Ings, King, Wilson - just wish SD could do the same 8-) Eddie Howe could certainly spot a good striker(though anyone who couldn't spot the goal scoring ability of Austin was obviously blind), but let us not forget that it was Dyche who changed two of E...
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alex polizzi
Replies: 14
Views: 3660

Re: Alex polizzi

She is very attractive. Very Italian. Very tidy for a lady in her mid-forties.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paul McNeil RIP
Replies: 104
Views: 21776

Re: Paul McNeil RIP

I never really truly appreciated the idea that the natural order of things is that children should bury their parents, not the other way 'round, until I had children myself. It is an unthinkable idea that you should be attending your son or daughter's funeral, but for you Clansman, that unthinkable ...
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Merson and the Hole
Replies: 15
Views: 2802

Re: Merson and the Hole

Merson talks like someone with a brain injury. I wouldn't mind so much if he actually had anything interesting to say but he hasn't.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The place you'd most like to live in the UK.
Replies: 78
Views: 6538

Re: The place you'd most like to live in the UK.

I love living amongst the craggy hills of the Pennines. I love the views, I love the walks, I love the industrial history, I love the pubs, I love the people(for all their faults). There's lots of other places that look like they'd be good to live in, but I am very happy to live in the hills above T...
by Lord Beamish
Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is Tarka too much of a free spirit to ever make an SD side?
Replies: 26
Views: 3007

Re: Is Tarka too much of a free spirit to ever make an SD side?

ablueclaret wrote:I fancy Tarka just too much to sit comfortably; I'm rigid.
I've corrected that for you.
by Lord Beamish
Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:24 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Last Jedi....
Replies: 27
Views: 2401

Re: The Last Jedi....

Hiroshima Claret; just because you enjoyed the output doesn't mean that the new Star Wars films weren't in the same bracket as the Terminator/Matrix films. They are safe, virtually risk-free cash cows for the Film's Producers. Hell, Lucas made a complete horlicks of the three prequels, and they stil...
by Lord Beamish
Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Last Jedi....
Replies: 27
Views: 2401

Re: The Last Jedi....

More money for old rope. I haven't seen either of the two new films, despite all and sundry raving on about them. The current trend in major movies of re-makes, re-hashes , re-boots and general dead-horse flogging really switches me off. I know they are answering a demand in the market, and fair pla...
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: This season or last?
Replies: 40
Views: 3691

Re: This season or last?

This one. Just. Last year was all about giving us a chance to have this year. Away form aside, we have exceeded all my expectations, so far. It'd be nice for us to get a win tomorrow. It'd be just mental if we did. I could dream about an Easter Weekend that sees us secure our status and R*vers get r...
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: A trip to Ewood ?
Replies: 9
Views: 1555

Re: A trip to Ewood ?

I'm giving it serious consideration.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone on fish
Replies: 50
Views: 4448

Re: Anyone on fish

I started the day with sausage butties.

He died for our sins. It would be throwing that back in his face if we didn't sin.
by Lord Beamish
Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:11 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Anyone on fish
Replies: 50
Views: 4448

Re: Anyone on fish

His post-Marillion solo career started well with 'A Vigil in a Wilderness of Mirrors', but it was downhill after that.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:09 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Keano nominated for PFA Young Player of the Year
Replies: 24
Views: 2624

Re: Keano nominated for PFA Young Player of the Year

His real surname is Ginnell.
by Lord Beamish
Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Todmorden Agricultural Show
Replies: 15
Views: 3020

Re: Todmorden Agricultural Show

As a Burnley ex-pat, now living happily in Todmorden, I call the locals here 'Todlodytes'.

Some of the Todlodytes on the FB Group 'Tod Chat and That' are not very happy about the Show moving out of Tod. It'll be interesting to see how well it works this year. I hope it's well attended.
by Lord Beamish
Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Best view in our area
Replies: 39
Views: 3765

Re: Best view in our area

The family and myself went up Snowdon last year. We went up on a steam train in brilliant sunshine, and at the top the air was so clear you could actually see the Isle of Man. I guess some of us are just more lucky than others.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Shimla spice burnley
Replies: 60
Views: 7674

Re: Shimla spice burnley

Jakubclaret wrote:I know the food industry pretty well the ratings hinge on alot of paperwork as opposed to real cleanliness.

I think the difference between a 4 and a 5 could be down to less than diligent paperwork, but a 2 suggests a lax attitude towards cleanliness.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If a flight's overbooked in America - panic
Replies: 79
Views: 7247

Re: If a flight's overbooked in America - panic

United aren't liable in law for what happened to this man, but the bad publicity this has generated will definitely effect them. This really is a bucket full of **** for their PR Department.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:50 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ross Barkley 'Attacked'
Replies: 43
Views: 7029

Re: Ross Barkley 'Attacked'

There's no real rules in Pub Fighting, and there was certainly no 'Golden Age' of Chivalry in it, either. Barkley is lucky that guy didn't have a glass in his hand. If some bugger's being aggressive Ina pub or bar, and you can walk away, I'd advise you do so. It's better to lose face than to 'lose f...
by Lord Beamish
Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Shimla spice burnley
Replies: 60
Views: 7674

Re: Shimla spice burnley

KRBFC wrote:I bet you wish the chef would spunk in your mouth you freak
Only if he promised to snowball afterwards.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Concentration camps are back
Replies: 48
Views: 4277

Re: Concentration camps are back

Christopher Hitchens described Islamic Extremism as Facism with an Islamic Face. I think that would be a fair assessment of this.
by Lord Beamish
Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:47 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Shimla spice burnley
Replies: 60
Views: 7674

Re: Shimla spice burnley

KRBFC wrote:The last time I went I found a beetle in my food
They put it there, along with a dash of the chef's spunk and spit, because they know you're a complete ****.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Possibility Reading could be refused entry to the PL if they get promoted
Replies: 23
Views: 4391

Re: Possibility Reading could be refused entry to the PL if they get promoted

I have such an antipathy towards Reading Football Club, that I can't reasonably explain it.
I've never liked them. They seem synthetic and ersatz to me; rather like Wigan Athletic.
by Lord Beamish
Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Palace
Replies: 84
Views: 7728

Re: Palace

Love him or loathe him(and I think the guy is pretty much irredeemable), Sam Allardyce certainly knows what he's doing when it comes to beating the drop.