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- Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Mee & Barton
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4551
Re: Mee & Barton
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gary Monk
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2929
Re: Gary Monk
He may well be at Middlesbrough next year.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Notlob Promoted
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2912
Re: Notlob Promoted
Fantastic for themand their fans to bounce straight back but, like Sheffield United, they are both(for different reasons)entering a division that is financially very daunting for them.
It will be difficult for both of them to make an impact next year.
It will be difficult for both of them to make an impact next year.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Manure v Swans
- Replies: 73
- Views: 5589
Re: Manure v Swans
I'll be watching the rest of the season in virtual pipe and slippers. Sean and the Lads have this well in hand.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Mee & Barton
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4551
Re: Mee & Barton
Maybe not that, but maybe a bit of frantic frotting, followed by a gentle, spooning cuddle?taio wrote:What did you want them to do - bumming in the centre circle?
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:38 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Damien Delaney
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1329
Re: Damien Delaney
Alan Pardew was criminally negligent when he spent so much money on Benteke and failed to address his team's Championship standard centre back pairing. With a decent pair of central defenders, Palace would have been nowhere near any trouble this season, and Pardew would probably still be their manag...
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:31 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ian Wright palarse lost get over It!!
- Replies: 46
- Views: 6265
Re: Ian Wright palarse lost get over It!!
I've always been a touch disappointed about Wright's attitude towards us in the media, post playing for us. I was never disappointed by his attitude whilst playing for us.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:17 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: 3 games to go, 2 at home
- Replies: 41
- Views: 6078
Re: 3 games to go, 2 at home
Nine points left to play for. Our final target should be 48 points.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:15 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Adjectives to describe BFS at full time.
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4893
Re: Adjectives to describe BFS at full time.
His usual sour, graceless self.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:14 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Rovers conundrum
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4250
Re: Rovers conundrum
I really don't think that the outcome of the Forest and Brum matches will matter all that much. I think Brentford will beat R*vers. As long as Forest don't lose by too many goals, Bl*ckburn will go down next week on Goal Difference.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 9:02 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Yellow away strip
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4366
Re: Yellow away strip
To me, yellow with claret and blue trim is the instinctive choice for Burnley away kits.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:59 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Stephen Ward
- Replies: 38
- Views: 7171
Re: Stephen Ward
He was who got my vote at the recent Supporters' Club Player of the Season Awards.
We are actually getting a Republic of Ireland international player at the absolute peak of his powers. I reckon he's probably got at least two years(barring injury) at that level of performance. We should cherish that.
We are actually getting a Republic of Ireland international player at the absolute peak of his powers. I reckon he's probably got at least two years(barring injury) at that level of performance. We should cherish that.
- Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:54 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Cupping Ears When Scoring
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3008
Re: Cupping Ears When Scoring
Andre Gray seems to have something to prove. That seems to be his motivation. It's motivated him to be the leading goal scorer at each Club he's been at for at least the past four seasons.
Fair play to him.
Fair play to him.
- Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: How did this proud country get in such a mess?
- Replies: 74
- Views: 6371
Re: How did this proud country get in such a mess?
Bankrupting ourselves to fight and defeat the twin foes of European Fascism and Japenese Imperialism in the Second World War, then failing to 'Win the Peace' in the subsequent decades immediately after the War, probably.
- Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Britt Assombalonga
- Replies: 913
- Views: 150123
Re: Britt Assombalonga
Certainly could be an unpolished gem.
- Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:14 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Players running down contracts
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2865
Re: Players running down contracts
Diesel wrote:What about letting Trippier go for a poultry £3.5m?
Somebody needs to give their eyes a wobble.
It's 'paltry', you schmuck!
A Poultry is what you put on a burn or a wound.
- Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:50 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Mourinho reception
- Replies: 42
- Views: 4576
Re: Mourinho reception
He's a pantomime villain. He'll lap up any abuse coming his way.
- Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:41 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The need for a leader in midfield (next season)?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2934
Re: The need for a leader in midfield (next season)?
Dale Stephens still hasn't signed a contract at Brighton. He wanted to come in August, he may yet still.
- Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:38 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dale Stephens
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4441
Re: Dale Stephens
They really do struggle to win without him on the pitch.
- Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:00 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Agyei off to U20 World Cup?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 4363
Re: Agyei off to U20 World Cup?
He's obviously not acclimatising to Northern Life because he didn't order Gravy with his Chips.
He'll be off down South at the first whiff of a Saveloy.
Mark my words.
He'll be off down South at the first whiff of a Saveloy.
Mark my words.
- Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:49 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Zlatan out
- Replies: 51
- Views: 6403
Re: Zlatan out
This Season has never been about seeing the Great Players of the Big Teams for me(the last two times we were up here weren't either), it's been about seeing Burnley FC survive in the Top Division for more than a season. Anything that aids that desire is great for me. I'm glad the ugly bugger ain't p...
- Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:15 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: John Terry on the way down
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2165
Re: John Terry on the way down
On the way down to the Barbers to get his usual cut; an extra from the film 'Scu m', please.
- Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:11 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: SD trapped in his own tautology
- Replies: 336
- Views: 24196
Re: SD trapped in his own tautology
What is proof? Me giving away my full name and Clarets number? You have no idea what my name is, so the name on the card wouldn't do anything. I have nothing else to prove, if you don't think I'm a Burnley fan, fair enough that's your opinion that either way I couldn't give a **** about. I don't kn...
- Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:29 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: SD trapped in his own tautology
- Replies: 336
- Views: 24196
Re: SD trapped in his own tautology
I reckon Evensteadiereddie should bring the condoms, KRBFC should bring the KY.
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Alex polizzi
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3660
Re: Alex polizzi
Yes, but only as an act of Class Warfare.Man of Kent wrote:Lucy Worsley anybody?
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Why would SD stay?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6212
Re: Why would SD stay?
I'm sure he'd stop just to read your sage advice on here.
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Crucial match
- Replies: 56
- Views: 5019
Re: Crucial match
It's gonna be close. Could be a last match of the season, three way bum-squeak for R*vers, Forest, and Brum. It'd be all the more delicious if they went down with the last kick of the game, in the last match of the season, by goal difference.
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:13 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Josh king
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3364
Re: Josh king
Howe can certainly spot a good striker Austin, Ings, King, Wilson - just wish SD could do the same 8-) Eddie Howe could certainly spot a good striker(though anyone who couldn't spot the goal scoring ability of Austin was obviously blind), but let us not forget that it was Dyche who changed two of E...
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:07 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Alex polizzi
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3660
Re: Alex polizzi
She is very attractive. Very Italian. Very tidy for a lady in her mid-forties.
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:35 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Paul McNeil RIP
- Replies: 104
- Views: 21776
Re: Paul McNeil RIP
I never really truly appreciated the idea that the natural order of things is that children should bury their parents, not the other way 'round, until I had children myself. It is an unthinkable idea that you should be attending your son or daughter's funeral, but for you Clansman, that unthinkable ...
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:23 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Merson and the Hole
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2802
Re: Merson and the Hole
Merson talks like someone with a brain injury. I wouldn't mind so much if he actually had anything interesting to say but he hasn't.
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:08 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The place you'd most like to live in the UK.
- Replies: 78
- Views: 6538
Re: The place you'd most like to live in the UK.
I love living amongst the craggy hills of the Pennines. I love the views, I love the walks, I love the industrial history, I love the pubs, I love the people(for all their faults). There's lots of other places that look like they'd be good to live in, but I am very happy to live in the hills above T...
- Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:31 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Is Tarka too much of a free spirit to ever make an SD side?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3007
Re: Is Tarka too much of a free spirit to ever make an SD side?
I've corrected that for you.ablueclaret wrote:I fancy Tarka just too much to sit comfortably; I'm rigid.
- Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:24 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Last Jedi....
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2401
Re: The Last Jedi....
Hiroshima Claret; just because you enjoyed the output doesn't mean that the new Star Wars films weren't in the same bracket as the Terminator/Matrix films. They are safe, virtually risk-free cash cows for the Film's Producers. Hell, Lucas made a complete horlicks of the three prequels, and they stil...
- Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:54 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: The Last Jedi....
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2401
Re: The Last Jedi....
More money for old rope. I haven't seen either of the two new films, despite all and sundry raving on about them. The current trend in major movies of re-makes, re-hashes , re-boots and general dead-horse flogging really switches me off. I know they are answering a demand in the market, and fair pla...
- Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: This season or last?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3691
Re: This season or last?
This one. Just. Last year was all about giving us a chance to have this year. Away form aside, we have exceeded all my expectations, so far. It'd be nice for us to get a win tomorrow. It'd be just mental if we did. I could dream about an Easter Weekend that sees us secure our status and R*vers get r...
- Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:40 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A trip to Ewood ?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1555
Re: A trip to Ewood ?
I'm giving it serious consideration.
- Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Anyone on fish
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4448
Re: Anyone on fish
I started the day with sausage butties.
He died for our sins. It would be throwing that back in his face if we didn't sin.
He died for our sins. It would be throwing that back in his face if we didn't sin.
- Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:11 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Anyone on fish
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4448
Re: Anyone on fish
His post-Marillion solo career started well with 'A Vigil in a Wilderness of Mirrors', but it was downhill after that.
- Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:09 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Keano nominated for PFA Young Player of the Year
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2624
Re: Keano nominated for PFA Young Player of the Year
His real surname is Ginnell.
- Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:20 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Todmorden Agricultural Show
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3020
Re: Todmorden Agricultural Show
As a Burnley ex-pat, now living happily in Todmorden, I call the locals here 'Todlodytes'.
Some of the Todlodytes on the FB Group 'Tod Chat and That' are not very happy about the Show moving out of Tod. It'll be interesting to see how well it works this year. I hope it's well attended.
Some of the Todlodytes on the FB Group 'Tod Chat and That' are not very happy about the Show moving out of Tod. It'll be interesting to see how well it works this year. I hope it's well attended.
- Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Best view in our area
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3765
Re: Best view in our area
The family and myself went up Snowdon last year. We went up on a steam train in brilliant sunshine, and at the top the air was so clear you could actually see the Isle of Man. I guess some of us are just more lucky than others.
- Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Shimla spice burnley
- Replies: 60
- Views: 7674
Re: Shimla spice burnley
Jakubclaret wrote:I know the food industry pretty well the ratings hinge on alot of paperwork as opposed to real cleanliness.
I think the difference between a 4 and a 5 could be down to less than diligent paperwork, but a 2 suggests a lax attitude towards cleanliness.
- Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:05 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: If a flight's overbooked in America - panic
- Replies: 79
- Views: 7247
Re: If a flight's overbooked in America - panic
United aren't liable in law for what happened to this man, but the bad publicity this has generated will definitely effect them. This really is a bucket full of **** for their PR Department.
- Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:50 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ross Barkley 'Attacked'
- Replies: 43
- Views: 7029
Re: Ross Barkley 'Attacked'
There's no real rules in Pub Fighting, and there was certainly no 'Golden Age' of Chivalry in it, either. Barkley is lucky that guy didn't have a glass in his hand. If some bugger's being aggressive Ina pub or bar, and you can walk away, I'd advise you do so. It's better to lose face than to 'lose f...
- Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:44 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Shimla spice burnley
- Replies: 60
- Views: 7674
Re: Shimla spice burnley
Only if he promised to snowball afterwards.KRBFC wrote:I bet you wish the chef would spunk in your mouth you freak
- Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:41 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Concentration camps are back
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4277
Re: Concentration camps are back
Christopher Hitchens described Islamic Extremism as Facism with an Islamic Face. I think that would be a fair assessment of this.
- Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:47 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Shimla spice burnley
- Replies: 60
- Views: 7674
Re: Shimla spice burnley
They put it there, along with a dash of the chef's spunk and spit, because they know you're a complete ****.KRBFC wrote:The last time I went I found a beetle in my food
- Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:54 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Possibility Reading could be refused entry to the PL if they get promoted
- Replies: 23
- Views: 4391
Re: Possibility Reading could be refused entry to the PL if they get promoted
I have such an antipathy towards Reading Football Club, that I can't reasonably explain it.
I've never liked them. They seem synthetic and ersatz to me; rather like Wigan Athletic.
I've never liked them. They seem synthetic and ersatz to me; rather like Wigan Athletic.
- Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Palace
- Replies: 84
- Views: 7728
Re: Palace
Love him or loathe him(and I think the guy is pretty much irredeemable), Sam Allardyce certainly knows what he's doing when it comes to beating the drop.