Best not attempted whilst under the influence of drink or drugs (at least that's my excuse when our beech hedge needs doing).
Wife: That hedge needs doing...badly.
Me: I'm sorry dear I'm just back from the offy and had a couple on the way back- besides love, I don't like doing anything 'badly'.
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- Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:52 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Chainsaw advice
- Replies: 7
- Views: 865
- Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Wolves
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3585
Re: Wolves
The 4th qualifying round will see them, like us last season, not being a 'seeded' team as their co-efficient will be the English aggregate co-efficient. Some good teams they could get to play in that round: PSV Eindhoven, Feyenoord, Sparta Prague, Braga, Gent, Eintracht Frankfurt with more to come ...
- Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Fifty years ago today – a new look Turf Moor
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2359
Re: ARTICLE: Fifty years ago today – a new look Turf Moor
Ha ha ! I said I didn't know. They must have played elsewhere whilst that was done - I must have been asleep.Lord Beamish wrote:Bournemouth’s Dean Court/Vitality Stadium has not only been completely rebuilt, but turned 90 degrees on it’s axis.
- Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A message from Tom Heaton
- Replies: 80
- Views: 9080
Re: A message from Tom Heaton
Pope clearly signed the contract on the understanding he’ll be number one, implied or otherwise. Hence Heaton moving on. And he had every right to be ****** off last season when Hart was put ahead of him in the queue for reasons only known to the manager until that was rectified after the Boxing Da...
- Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:36 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: Fifty years ago today – a new look Turf Moor
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2359
Re: ARTICLE: Fifty years ago today – a new look Turf Moor
I'm hazarding a guess here but what about Bournemouth? Just a thought. And what about parts of either Sheff Utd or Villa? I genuinely don't know but have both of these grounds been completely re-built in that time? On the CFS I remember standing on the old Bee Hole End for my first game at the Turf ...
- Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:29 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A message from Tom Heaton
- Replies: 80
- Views: 9080
Re: A message from Tom Heaton
I agree with Heathclaret. Heatons comments are a bit weasel words for me. Just wait for the usual bullshit...Oh I'm so glad to be at Villa, I've always thought what a fantastic club, I'd spoken to so and so about it and he said it is heaven on earth etc etc. Actions speak louder than words and he l...
- Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:19 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: A message from Tom Heaton
- Replies: 80
- Views: 9080
Re: A message from Tom Heaton
I thought they looked like they were written by a good press agent. Usual nonsense from someone leaving a club to 'better' himself.ClaretTony wrote:And knowing Tom, they will have been his words and they will be genuine.
- Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:10 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Zoe Ball
- Replies: 64
- Views: 10094
Re: Zoe Ball
Ha ha! Sorry bud. It would be even funnier if the plurality emphasis was the other way around, But then it would probably be edited out on here.willsclarets wrote:I think I was too subtle, that was my intended joke
- Thu Aug 01, 2019 3:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jarrod Bowen
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4938
Re: Jarrod Bowen
The same mentality as posters on here who think getting rid of your captain to a rival is fine First off I don't think he was making a statement of fact as much as asking a question so to question his 'mentality' is a tad wrong don't you think? Secondly if Heaton were to leave wouldn't he have alwa...
- Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Zoe Ball
- Replies: 64
- Views: 10094
Re: Zoe Ball
Ball and Cox make a good pairing in my view.willsclarets wrote:Each to their own but I find Jo Wiley excruciating to listen to, and she’s ruined Simon Mayos show! Edith Bowman pips her to the post mind, horrific.
Cox and Ball should definitely have done the show together, don’t you think?
- Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bailey Peacock Farrell
- Replies: 125
- Views: 17285
Re: Bailey Peacock Farrell
His comments are interesting. Wants to leave Leeds to play football. He ain’t gonna get any at Burnley in the current situation plus he ain’t good enough for the first team yet. Unless, unless, unless Pope's injury is more than is being said? You know what it's like at Burnley (MI5) FC. As fans we ...
- Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:04 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Number 1
- Replies: 23
- Views: 3255
Re: Number 1
I am number 2. You are number 6.tim_noone wrote:Same conversation last night..number 10 Number 9.. It's Immaterial in reality isn't it? Though I do like number 5
I am not a number, I am a free man!!!
Be seeing you.
- Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tom Heaton - Burnley Legend?
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3231
Re: Tom Heaton - Burnley Legend?
It's interesting how he will be revered in this manner, and rightly so, yet he has (when all is said and done) left for more money when the club wanted him to stay. Just like Robbie Blake, Andy Gray, Kurt Nogan........Owen Coyle etc etc. Perhaps it is because of the status we all hold him in that t...
- Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Heats
- Replies: 491
- Views: 52105
Re: Heats
Heaton is a model pro. No way he would spit his dummy out if we didn't sell him. He would carry on and do a top job. He is not the sort of person to cause trouble. He wants to leave. So what! keep him for a season and let him leave on a free. We don't need £8m and keeping him could be far more valu...
- Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Heats
- Replies: 491
- Views: 52105
Re: Heats
Okay - he wanted to go - we don't want or need players that don't want to be here. Whoever they are. We have two other goalkeepers who are not exactly clowns (whatever some fools think on here about Hart). When we were playing rubbish before Christmas it was not purely down to Hart, in fact we got s...
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Steven Defour will miss start of season
- Replies: 65
- Views: 7672
Re: Steven Defour will miss start of season
According to the Telegraph it's been reported missing and they are waiting for updates.elwaclaret wrote:Terrible about that Titanic isn’t it?
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Steven Defour will miss start of season
- Replies: 65
- Views: 7672
Re: Steven Defour will miss start of season
I'm not so sure. Dyche has been spotted in Nottingham scouting for a bloke called Soft Mick who, by all accounts, is pretty good but tends to back himself to be on the losing side. I have heard his surname is Barton but that is unconfirmed.Bertiebeehead wrote:Still doesn’t help us in midfield though.
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Steven Defour will miss start of season
- Replies: 65
- Views: 7672
Re: Steven Defour will miss start of season
Apparently Soft Mick has been throwing fights to win his own bets.
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Steven Defour will miss start of season
- Replies: 65
- Views: 7672
Re: Steven Defour will miss start of season
Soft Mick was the guy who measured the country mile. A country mile is the same distance but roads are assumed to be narrower and twistier and therefore it takes longer to travel a country mile than an ordinary mile. Soft Mick, allegedly, was an incredibly rich prize fighter, based in or around Not...
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Time For Tom Watson To Apologize
- Replies: 196
- Views: 15170
Re: Time For Tom Watson To Apologize
This thread is about the public call for Tom Watson to apologize for his involvement in dragging innocent parties into false allegations of paedophilia. These accusations have had terrible effects on the lives of those who were falsely accused. You are asking the impossible Rowls. Politicians of AL...
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6079
Re: What a crock of . . . . . .
I never understood how having a fake bogey hanging from your nose became fashionable. I saw a bloke at a festival this weekend with one of those wooden plate things in his earlobe (he was in his 40's so not a kid). Do these people realise that if they get fed up with it they will then have a lifelo...
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6079
Re: What a crock of . . . . . .
Would you use a turkey baster on a pansexual bird?Bin Ont Turf wrote:I don't really like my pansexual birds talking shite and having nose rings.
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Steven Defour will miss start of season
- Replies: 65
- Views: 7672
Re: Steven Defour will miss start of season
It has become a bit of a standing joke this but as people have said it's sad because he is our most technically gifted player by a *country mile. I'm sure he is pretty cheesed off with it all as well. ^What IS a country mile anyway, and how does it differ from an ordinary mile? We say these things a...
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6079
Re: What a crock of . . . . . .
Only if you're using a turkey baster.Bosscat wrote:Is a 'Pansexual' someone who loves cooking?
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6079
Re: What a crock of . . . . . .
All of a sudden Queen's 'I'm in Love with My Car' takes on a whole new meaning.Blackrod wrote:Pan sexual is so 2018. Why restrict yourself to just personalities. What about objects and plant life.
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:27 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6079
Re: What a crock of . . . . . .
I’ll believe it when these good looking pansexual celebrities start dating full-on ugly bastards. I think this post just about encapsulates the whole discussion. Whoever this Bella is she is a good looking girl - if she turns up at some awards do with the equivalent of Quasimodo on her arm then I'l...
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:16 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What a crock of . . . . . .
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6079
Re: What a crock of . . . . . .
Okay I can now confess to being more than a little worried. I really love my dog's personality AND he's male.
Should I see a doctor?
Should I see a doctor?
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:07 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Ed Sheeran Leeds Friday 16th August
- Replies: 70
- Views: 12047
Re: Ed Sheeran Leeds Friday 16th August
No! But I will be attending Florence & the Machine Wednesday 7th of August at Princes st gardens in Edinburgh, I think my gig might be a tad more exciting than yours Macca,although they are both gingers,anyone seen Florence live it's meant to be quite a show? Saw her on a side stage at Glastonbury ...
- Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:59 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: From Brighton
- Replies: 36
- Views: 9885
Re: From Brighton
Society is much more accepting and that's good because everyone has a right to be themselves and be happy living their lives the way they want to. Being a vintage Claret (over 50) I remember words like Queer being used which today, even to my ears sounds malicious. I'm not going to use the word off...
- Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Mueller Testimony: Live
- Replies: 115
- Views: 5835
Re: Mueller Testimony: Live
He dies in the end.Vino blanco wrote:Please, don't tell us what is going on, because I am recording the whole testimony live so I can watch it in comfort later.
- Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:35 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Democracy and Brexit
- Replies: 259
- Views: 12413
Re: Democracy and Brexit
Apologies for not posting this on the other thread, but it relates to one specific issue rather than the more general discussion. I have seen a number of statements to the effect that holding a second referendum on Brexit would be 'undemocratic' and I was thinking about that in relation to democrac...
- Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:20 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Joe Hart
- Replies: 53
- Views: 7831
Re: Joe Hart
I'm in our Sheffield office next Tuesday and they have a fair sprinkling of Blades (and Owls of course), I'll see what their take is on this. Until I started going there recently I didn't realise just what a footy mad place Sheffield is - very divided geographically for the two teams, more so than s...
- Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:12 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
It's not pedantry to ask you to explain your opinions. You expressed an opinion, and I asked you to explain why you held that opinion. There's nothing wrong with that. Only joking mate. Don't take anything I say too seriously (unless I am being serious). For what it's worth (and I could get shot do...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Fleetwood Highlights
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1332
Re: Fleetwood Highlights
Thanks for these mate but just a word on the headline. I got a bit confused because the words Fleetwood and Highlights don't normally fit in the sane sentence, unless being on either side of the phrase 'doesn't have any'.
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
Perhaps because IT is Bonkers house m8 ;) You know you shouldn't be Bonkerist on here its very unPC m8 :D :D Ha ha! I'm just having a bit of frivolity with IT. You know sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to poke the lion with Albert's stick. If I were to say that I care about what he thinks it would...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
I think most people know that my comment was a joke. I don't feel the need to explain jokes or back up jokes with facts. But were I to make an assertion about someone then i would be able to back that assertion up with facts. So you can't justify your statement then? And how would you back up with ...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:27 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
All the best people are in hell. Heaven is full of religious *****. Just to use your own logic IT mate: To justify this statement you would first have to prove the existence of Heaven and Hell. You would then have to define exactly what you mean by 'the best people' (given that 'best' is a subjecti...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6922
Re: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
Not quite true mate...the coin didn't get as far as hitting me on the head.claretnproud wrote:I heard that you once dropped a pound coin and you bent down to pick it up and it hit you on the back of the head houseboy
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
If you say so IT...if you say so.Imploding Turtle wrote:So, nothing. You have no reason to think that.
Meanwhile, back in the real world, where total obsession is seen as a form of mental illness...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Wedding present lists.
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3173
Re: Wedding present lists.
A mate of mine wound up not getting married at all after the wedding list went out...his bride-to-be took a dim view of him putting Anelina Jolie on it.
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
Ok. So what is it about her that you think makes her "completely bonkers"? You know when you hear someone talk (or see their writings) and you just get the impression they are slightly unhinged in some way? Especially when they are so obviously obsessed by a single issue (whatever it be). Come on b...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6922
Re: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
I lived in Knott end for 3 years....those old three wheel scooters for old fogies used to do my head in,coming out of the Co-op was like walking onto the M25 at rush hour,and the amount of coffin chaser's angling how to wangle a single old granny with no relatives out of their property was rife,and...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
The greatest living Scotsman (Billy Connelly) once said (something like), 'As soon as someone puts themselves forward for election that should immediately disqualify them'. I really do feel these days that this is right.Steve1956 wrote: I love it up here Scottish politics is funny as F**k.
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
I believe this proves my point in another thread. Houseboy, what is it about Sturgeon that makes you think she's comparable to Trump and Johnson? Apart from being completely bonkers I don't know. I know politically she would be a minnow (to say the least) but she is well up there in the bonkers sta...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:48 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6922
Re: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
35 mins from Knott end to Fleetwood in the car Ian,I paid the ferryman every time. :lol: It's weird that ain't it Steve. I can sit eating my chips in the car park behind Knott End Chippy and look over the estuary a couple of hundred yards to Fleetwood but to drive there it takes almost as long as i...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:41 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Headline news
- Replies: 39
- Views: 3438
Re: Headline news
We appoint a new prime minister,meanwhile the headline news in Scotland is a car has crashed into Andy Murray's golden post box and knocked it over . :lol: I can see the logic in this though Steve. Somebody running over Murray's post box is news. Boris becoming PM was news about 4 weeks ago, effect...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:30 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6922
Re: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
That's okay mate - 87.35% of facts and stats are made up.dougcollins wrote:Actually it's not a fact, I just made it up.
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6922
Re: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
Very subtle bud...very subtle.tim_noone wrote:Tight Get....3 mates ?? That's stretching it
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:28 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Zizkov's team photo is a thing of beauty
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4445
Re: Zizkov's team photo is a thing of beauty
In front of the War memorial in the gardens of Towneley Hall would be grand. That was my second thought - I've got a pic of me and my (now deceased) dog in front of there from a few years ago and I must say it is rather fetching. But then I do take a good picture, it must be my...oops sorry, I digr...
- Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:23 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
- Replies: 71
- Views: 6922
Re: Fish and Chips at Fleetwood
Is that a FACT?Bosscat wrote:Can't be a Fact...
To be a FACT... it has to be in CAPITALS
I was told that on here months ago its only a FACT if you say in in CAPITALS.