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what_no_pies wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:40 pm
To you, _ears!

See, now THIS was a joke

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Not having a go at all. Just trying to gently cajole us back to the tinned food counting traditions which once seemed to serve us so well. The main tradition being a tongue wedged firmly in cheek. You should try and not take things too seriously, particularly if opening a thread on counting food st...

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Oh dear, now the no-lifers are trying to have a go at the food count.

This board never fails to entertain/impress/confuse/surprise.

**** em, carry on!

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A 156
B 201
Total = 320

(Yes I know it doesnt make sense but I've no idea so its basically 2 guesses!)

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Most of em are still struggling with Berge

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That emblem and name SCREAMS nouveau chav to me!

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Castore... what even is that?

The clothing equivalent of Rich Energy drinks?

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Does anyone care anymore?

(serious question)

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You can have mine... im off!

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We deserve to be relegated.

Mistake after mistake after mistake.

A easy goal from a corner that should never have been

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Foster looking fantastic early on

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Goliath wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:31 pm
Goodison park wins Everton a point in injury time. I must say our fans really could do more in helping the team in tough moments like they do at Everton. They would have been relegated but for their fans in the last couple of seasons imo.

Not their FFP breaches?

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This is getting pathetic

Theres someone on the floor every 30 seconds

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Bit of a scrappy game this.

Everton look good but aren't threatening Spurs at the back

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WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

Yeah I am glad I guessed again, shame I didnt guess a couple more Cherries.

First win I've had for ages!

Ta for the count!

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Had me scratching me head for a second and I only had the 4th letter to go...

But hey ho. Done in 5.

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:11 pm
I cant do with that sugary bread with a bacon sandwich or a burger - Brioche, is it?

Not acceptable.

It's "brioche style", if you're eating it with brioche, you're an idiot.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:03 pm
Entering twice naughty naughty

I forgot I did.

I was going to do it last night. Then I didn't. But then I must have gone back and done it again

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Do the 2nd one

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87 Cherries
262ml Jews

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I got it "AT THE DEATH" today

hahahahha

Great at puns me!

Wordle 957 6/6

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38 cherries

170 Jews

!0 PTS for the exact? Hardly seems worth bothering then!

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3-1?

Didn't watch it but followed the updates

Are we getting better?!

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Claretmisterg wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 31, 2024 7:41 pm
tarkys_ears now in 14th place on 22 points.

I need a W like VK does!

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There we go. Resized for the board limits

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Having trouble uploading an image as - file too big for it so you'll have to take my word for it... The actual number of d vicious potato balls was 84! Closest guesser was claretblue who came in at the final knockings with 87 and takes all 5 points. Congratulations and thanks to all who participated...

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Right count closed.

Should take about 10 seconds to do this one so stay tuned!

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Closing in 10

Get em in!

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Bump!

About 2 hours or so to go!

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canalsideClaret wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 30, 2024 4:27 pm
96 noshies for me please

Easy lad, this is a family board!

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CharlieinNewMexico wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 30, 2024 2:49 pm
41 gnocchi on the oche

Do you think y’alls recipes will work with this bag of gluten-free cauliflower gnocchi that’s been in my freezer a year or do you think it’ll fall apart?

If it does, you could always call it "bubble and squeak"

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 30, 2024 7:21 am
Gwen! Gwen!! I’m having the gnocchi!!!

come on bobinho! if you can comment you can spend 2 seconds chucking a random number in!

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Hi all, sorry it's a bit late. I did promise by Monday but by the time I'd have got round to it last night you'd have all been in bed. Anyway without further ado, presenting to you a bag of Morrisons Italian Gnocchi https://i.imgur.com/7ua0I4X.jpeg Not a lot to do here except guess the correct numbe...

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Oh well, make sure you join this weeks foodcount!

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Hash browns make a full English. FACT!

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I'll get a count up tomorrow or Monday, I ain't forgotten!

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Why would anyone put a tomato, let alone a Pineapple on a perfectly good English?

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Yeah and it starts about 4 games in (was it 3 for us cos of the Luton fiasco?)

Feels like it's the run up before xmas when the season gets going finally, then bam, "winter break"

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It's petered out. Died.on the vine.

Storm Isha... It moved or something

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:09 pm
I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but I don't follow the cement comment?

I think he means something about RWD

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Many times. Worked there. What do you want to see particularly? Queen's Necklace? The taj? Nariman? Juhu? Jugu is where I stayed. Sun and Sand Hitel. Near to Bollywood Probably the India gate, a few things just whilst roaming the city Generally I just want to potter, have street food and many beers

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TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:33 pm
Take lots of Imodium. Or corks.

I think that goes without saying - especially since I fear no street vendors hygiene record!

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is the Gateway of India the best place to stay for pottering about / semi touristy things then?

Looks a long way from the airport - or if not exactly far, very long in traffic!

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He did the "Celebrity Dining" at my former local curry house the other night.

It all seems a bit bizarre to me but hey ho!

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Anyone been? Looking for any info I can get as I truly don't know where to start. Looking at it as an option on my way to Singapore later this year so I think maybe 2 nights there would be a good place for a stopover. Obviously I'm gonna do my research to see if it's worth bothering with but any qui...

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Aww, I saw this post when I was watching the Everton match and I've literally just got to my PC to come help you

Glad you're sorted

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This is what is making this season so painful to watch for me. Does anyone really think Luton had more talent on the pitch than us tonight? What they did have, and what they’ve had all season which is consequently why they are above us in the table is character, work-rate, desire, heart, fight… cal...

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Var doesn't need scrapping. The people running it do.

I was all for it

"What could we fear from var?" Oh how wrong I was

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From TV he had a good game but oh my what a **** up!

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I didn't even flinch when that went in because it looked SO OBVIOUSLY A FOUL in real time.

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Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable

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