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Two goals against a team that were throwing everything forward and the game was already over. Apart from that he's been awful this season, not even making a nuisance of himself, which lets face it is basically all he offers . Players who scored more than Ashley Barnes last season. 1 Mohamed Salah L...

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tim_noone wrote:I'd open a second hand shop.

Most people already have a second hand, so I don't think you'd do that well.
Pirates, maybe.

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I know a lot is made of the possession stat, but city are at 85%!

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Be honest, is this a wind up? And why are you calling people idiots on your first post with no perceived provocation towards you? You have confirmed that not only are you a prick on non football threads, you are a bigger prick on football related threads! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :...

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tim_noone wrote: That's terrible is he local?

Depends where you are.

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Will he be the least amount of time playing testimonial earner we've ever had? (terrible english, I know, but you know what I mean...)

If he plays 8 more times for us between now and January that will take him to 50 league games in 10 years by my count (which will likely be wrong), so 5 a season.

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spadesclaret wrote:Buxton - are you ready?

Sausage and egg sarnie coming up

At four in the afternoon?! Bloody savages.

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I read threads like this to find out if fracking is good or bad. I still don't know. Debate it, don't turn it into an argument.

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It's still up for sale, so no contracts involved yet but insurance is relative pence anyway. Was just hoping there may be a nominal fee or whatever for gas, electric, water, rates or whatever other significant monthly bills are in place.

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Cheers for the replies but the general gist is that no; I get no benefit whatsoever for it being empty, yep?

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Enough of all this ********. Is spelled spelt spelled or spelt?

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Thoroughly deserved and not just for the food. The staff there are all brilliant. We had our wedding reception there earlier in the year and it was the best meal of my life. Everyone was stunned at the quality they produced, for 36 people, at once. When the 2nd course came out (Guinea fowl ravioli ...

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Liverpool at home last season, 1-2, I'm pretty sure scored in their own added time. They'd wasted so much of the second half, we scored late on to equalise, only to get done in 90+5 or whatever it was, but the +5 was caused by Liverpool wasting time in the first place. Could be a false memory, but i...

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Within the next few weeks I'll be out of my house into a new one before I've sold my current one, which will be empty until it's sold. I've never been in this situation before so I'm unsure what to do with regards gas, electric, water and council tax. Ideally I'd like not to pay full whack on any or...

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I think you have to look at clubs our size, such as Bolton, Blackburn, Preston, Blackpool, Wigan and other clubs such as Norwich, Ipswich, Wolves and Southampton. That’s our true level - Championship, give-or-take a few seasons in leagues eitherside. Fulham, Newcastle, Wolves, Bournemouth, Crystal ...

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piston broke wrote:Is it my eyes or is the tv picture shocking. I’m not on HD.

Both, then, probably.

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Rightfoot wrote:I made a bold claim at the end of last season that we will be in league 1 in 5 years and I stick with that.

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The players have moved beyond him. It took Wenger 20 years to realise, it's happened to Mourinho in half that ( within the english game). It'll happen to 'Pep' too. If he'd have taken over Man Utd instead of Moyes he may possibly have won another league title simply because of who he is, before bein...

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Oh come on before getting carried away - we were fined 5k for throwing ****, they were fined 40k for setting fireworks off. It's like parking ticket vs speeding fine; all done by a different arm of the same body. No conspiracy.

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Did we make any money out of it? If not, then I can't think of anything we remotely gained that might last for even a modicum of time in my memory. Modern day football 101. I've seen Burnley play Aberdeen, a team from Istanbul and OLYMPIAKOS in competitive football. At Turf Moor. 50 years after the...

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Come on Turtle FFS.

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Stayingup wrote:Could well appoint the Prince of Darkness and his (and our ) alcho nutter as advisors.

Mocking alcoholism the height of wit round your way eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCxObybYNjY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Come on, Sharon! I'm the Prince of ******* darkness!

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Tall Paul wrote:Never heard of him. Is he any relation to the Jelle Vossen that played a couple of games for us?

Don't ever stop doing this.

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Firstly; most dog owners do have a sense of decency Secondly; do you have any enemies? Thirdly; Cattle grid is by far the best way to stop dogs. They hate it. Cattle grid your entire garden and you won't have this problem. Sheep hate it too. And pigs. Not sure about cows though. The name suggests th...

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Is it possible that the “evolution” of the club is actually something that a lot of the things that made us fall in love with Burnley will disappear? Could the thing that so many people think would be a huge success (just staying in the prem year on year) actually be a double edged sword? I didn't ...

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Tomorrow night you can watch any of the six championship games live by using the red button option. This is exactly how it should be when you pay for sky sports but why wont they do this for the premier league and the 3pm saturday kick offs? Every game in the top 2 leagues at least should be availa...

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It's a fairly staggering faux pas from, what we're lead to believe, sound businessmen running our club.

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We fkin know you twt.

Love you.

Haha!

etc.

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Gillian Anderson is turning 50? No way!

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ESTIMATES. I thought you only worked in facts. You know like Las Vegas having the same weather all year round which you claimed and then had to claim you were joking. Yeah course you were. :lol: :lol: :lol: Not getting involved in this; but clearly IT was joking when he said Vegas changes weather t...

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Laymans it for me....what does it mean?

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People who call it Benny instead of Bene are literally the Devil.

Also, wipe yer hands before handling a nice, new hardback book you savage!

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Woodleyclaret wrote:I remember a rare miss v Bristol City a save by a one Tom Heaton.

I'm afraid you don't.

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I’m not at a computer but it should all be in the print settings when you go to print. Isn’t there a box that says ‘scale to fit media’ or suchlike? If so uncheck it. Then there should be another box where you can set a custom scale - it will be set at 100% as a default but you should be able to ch...

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Cheers Frank, but no joy. It increased it to 70% bizarrely, but not to my zoom scale.

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I'm trying to print something 120% bigger than its actual size, yet the print keeps scaling it down to around 68%.
Is there a way make it do what I want?

Ta!

edit - rogue apostrophe

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Plus there's only one tooth fairy as far as I know. There's absolutely s**tloads of gods. What happens when one speaks to you, if it's not the right one. Or do you only get through to yours? Who organises all that. Imagine if you prayed to Allah or the white beard one for 50 years, then all of a su...

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You'll need some brass wherever you go and whatever you do, as pimlico and vino have both said, but it can't be overstated. Whatever you'd take to London for a night to spend on restaurants or pubs, treble it.

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Dude, what happened, happened. I made a mistake, a serious one, but mistakes happen in life – I’m not a bad guy.

He was convicted of hiding the model’s body, chopping it up into tiny pieces and feeding it to the dogs.

Bruno Fernandes de Souza - I’m not a bad guy. Not a bad guy.

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Indecisive wrote:5 wins away from a 2019/2020 European tour. #believe

Is it not 6?
3rd, 4th, quarter, semi, semi, final? Or have they scrapped two legged semis now?

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Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Someone will be on here soon to tell you all off.

For making jokes about the alcoholocaust?

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Is deliberate handball a mandatory booking?

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I might be being well dense but I can't find his 3rd goal....Aberdeen, Olympiakos and who?

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Hull away, 2010, appen.

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You’d like to think they’d have it at opposite corners so everyone can see, so corner of BL & CFS would be the logical place. But logic & BFC do not sometimes go together unfortunately Then no one in the Bob Lord would have flashing lights to keep them awake be able to see it. Corner twixt CFS and ...

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Doherty own goal. What was the first name name of the chronic own goaler and red card king Doherty who played for Norwich against us when Cotterpin put his patronising arm across their managers shoulder?

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Ashingtonclaret46 wrote:When Newcastle play us on Monday 26 November it will be their sixth televised match --it will be our second.

Third. Wolves and Cardiff both on telly.

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Kenedy had a bit of a mare by the sounds of it!

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Lord Beamish wrote:I was thinking that too. He did score in the Premier League for us againt Spurs, on the final day of the ‘09/‘10 season, but I can’t, for the life of me, remember how he converted it.

Pretty sure it was a header, as was the last minute winner against Derby Countless the season after.

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I give a tenth of my salary to charity every month so in terms of giving back, I do my best,

Aw.
Something about camels, needles and heaven springs to mind.

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