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by Millertime v1.7
Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:36 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Re: Good to be back lads

Mate listen, im having trouble keeping up myself, Morag seems to be out of the equation on this one. Heres a little context from the mischief makers in real time, even the culprit was so ****** he couldnt remember the email he'd sent the hotel :lol:
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Re: Good to be back lads

Lads listen, i probably should have mentioned this in my opening speil. Its a bit of a classic. A couple of weeks ago blutes admitted he's alcohol dependant and was booking a hotel near the alps to go on a massive booze sesh. So he's in the hotel posting pics of his beers onto the forum as he does, ...
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Re: Good to be back lads

LS7, i've just been rolling with punches and trying to be the best version of myself, i want to give Mario a proper role mode to look up to...while also reminding him men like tup and rumpus shouldnt be emulated...they should be pitied.
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Re: Good to be back lads

Listened to it on the radio. Turned it off at half time after going 2-1 down. Scraped a late winning goal but no denying we are a poor mid table side. Such mediocrisy impedes me being the best man i can be so better off just watching the royal variety performance until we properly stop the rot. I ha...
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: penny for the thoughts of german klopp
Replies: 7
Views: 1999

Re: penny for the thoughts of german klopp

he's under pressure to comment post match
His teeth arent going to steal the show this time
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Christmas dinner
Replies: 91
Views: 6407

Re: Christmas dinner

You lads must have the skits on boxing day! What a mixed slurry your guts have to digest haha
Keepin it simply this year with a protein shake and a grain mix. ANYTHING is better than turkey.
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Boiler trouble.
Replies: 6
Views: 1233

Re: Boiler trouble.

Got a bad feeling about this, rodders. From previous experience i think your wallets about to take a dent, bud
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Re: Good to be back lads

Haha, definite "whoosh" moment there for Healywoodclaret. So ANYWAY tonight i'm full babysitter mode with Mario watching the royal variety show on itV, the look on his face tells me he's as disgusted with the "comedians" as i am. Utterly pathetic show with Greg "play it safe" Davies as compadre, EMB...
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Re: Good to be back lads

Work in progress mate
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Re: Good to be back lads

Last few weeks i've been trying to be the best person i can be...focusing mainly on being a better lover to my lover and a better father to Mario. A few pearls of wisdom im sure i can pass on on to you lads :)
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Good to be back lads
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Good to be back lads

Look forward to catching up on the chat, will be on at tea time for the low down :)
by Millertime v1.7
Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: NOW TV
Replies: 53
Views: 6706

Re: NOW TV

Mate listen, stick with Bt and everythings will be hunky dory. Nowtv are charlatans.
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lads listen...
Replies: 16
Views: 3016

Re: Lads listen...

Indeed. I left out a few details about what else rumps was doing as the tears flowed. I think it may have been too much for some of you clarets delicate sensibilities. Im sure you can fill in the gaps. ANYWAY spent most of today lamenting ANOTHER international break this weekend. Dont know about you...
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lads listen...
Replies: 16
Views: 3016

Re: Lads listen...

Not much happens here Millertime v1.7 A couple of weeks away eh ? A sneaky break with Morag ? Ding Dong.Say no more. Don't mention Morag, mate. Since rumpus took off with her and left tup to run the cafe she's living a hermits life, rumpus wont let her out of his sight. He's got a complex you see, ...
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lads listen...
Replies: 16
Views: 3016

Re: Lads listen...

Thats more like it, two thumbs up from your truly
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lads listen...
Replies: 16
Views: 3016

Re: Lads listen...

Bosscat, you remind me of cutsy, bud. Might wanna work on that.
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lads listen...
Replies: 16
Views: 3016

Lads listen...

What have i missed over the last couple of weeks? Can't be bothered reading though all the mumbo jumbo. Just needs the lowdown in a nutshell. A highlights reel, if you will. Whos been acting out of line? do i needs to reel anyone in (in true MT style of course 8-) )
Good to be back fellas.
by Millertime v1.7
Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Japonese peoples
Replies: 80
Views: 6527

Re: Japonese peoples

Gt claret you may want to look into the VILE animal cruelty of your new bum buddies. I am simply speechless at your ignorance. Cant imagine im the only one very dissapointed in your behaviour tonight. wee life lesson for you in future bud....think before you speak. There is unspeakable suffering tak...
by Millertime v1.7
Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What were you doing at 14?
Replies: 26
Views: 2628

Re: What were you doing at 14?

Playing international football at under 16 level
by Millertime v1.7
Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: VHS to Laptop/Dvd
Replies: 10
Views: 1220

Re: VHS to Laptop/Dvd

Just buy the Blu-ray mate
Vhs upscaled to dvd will look HORRENDOUS. Everythings out on Blu-ray now mate, do yourself a favour and invest in a player. Also theres these new things called flat screen tv's. Once you see them in Currys youll want to stick your old cathode ray set in the nearest skip, bud
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: West Ham pitch invaders
Replies: 2
Views: 797

Re: West Ham pitch invaders

Pretty poor that the article makes no mention of the lads Scream mask. He d clearly put the effort in. Poor journalism.
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leicester City's first home Premier League game since....
Replies: 5
Views: 1185

Re: Leicester City's first home Premier League game since....

Itll be a powerfully emotional day for you, bud
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Crop failures work.
Replies: 18
Views: 2047

Re: Crop failures work.

What is his reputation in general? Is he known to bring good content to the forum usually?
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Crop failures work.
Replies: 18
Views: 2047

Re: Crop failures work.

Who know what he meant. He didnt bother to hang round long enough to explain. This thread is like him doing a poo and not flushing.
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:13 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Crop failures work.
Replies: 18
Views: 2047

Re: Crop failures work.

Abysmal attempt a thread. The guys account should be deleted. VERY low rent stuff.
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jimmy Dunne
Replies: 18
Views: 4610

Re: Jimmy Dunne

Aberdeen reportedly looking to take Dunne of hearts hands if an extention cant be agreed
by Millertime v1.7
Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jimmy Dunne
Replies: 18
Views: 4610

Re: Jimmy Dunne

Picture in the mail of Dunne involved in a heated confrontation with Kamberi!
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Camerawoman trips migrant
Replies: 12
Views: 1744

Re: Camerawoman trips migrant

Welcome to 2015, lads. Finger on the pulse as always fellas :-D
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Beastie Boys Book
Replies: 4
Views: 925

Re: Beastie Boys Book

Could never get into them. Didnt find them innovative. One rap track i do like though is the one with Buffon in the head and shoulders advert. Dont know the name of the artist, keep meaning to look it up!
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:17 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leadership
Replies: 44
Views: 5029

Re: Leadership

Suspicions rife on the chat this morning rumpus' has adopted the guise of an Italian Statto for his latest persona http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index. ... try1683731" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Hes the very antithesis of a leader!
by Millertime v1.7
Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leadership
Replies: 44
Views: 5029

Re: Leadership

Real leaders aren't made. They're born. As a born leader myself I can see the quandry football teams have in appointing people who the others look up to for inspiration.
by Millertime v1.7
Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tarky's new motor
Replies: 66
Views: 9611

Re: Tarky's new motor

Listen lads, one thing you always have to remember about Tarks is he turned his back on his Polish roots. Speaks volumes.
by Millertime v1.7
Mon Oct 29, 2018 3:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again
Replies: 4
Views: 1145

Re: Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again

How DARE you address me like that. Truly taken aback with this. Hopefully some of your fellow clarets will take you to one side and explain DECORUM and basic MANNERS. No fool like an old fool. And this old goat CLARETS4ME is well past his use by date. What a disgrace to society he is. Old sausage.
by Millertime v1.7
Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again
Replies: 4
Views: 1145

Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again

Very disappointed you fellas ain't picked up on this yet.
Such a good feeling :) may have to call in a sicky tomorrow if I don't stop downing champagne :lol: giving bluto a run for his money here
by Millertime v1.7
Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sinead O'Connor
Replies: 73
Views: 7372

Re: Sinead O'Connor

Ask anyone here bud. I was hailed as a breath of fresh air after I kept rumpus tup and bluto in check and taught them the meaning of respect
by Millertime v1.7
Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sinead O'Connor
Replies: 73
Views: 7372

Re: Sinead O'Connor

Fidel, you're small potatoes mate. I'm hailed, you're pitied and disrespected as a horriblible chav slave to the system. That's why your in the position you're in in life. Do the math bud.
by Millertime v1.7
Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I miss intelligent rap
Replies: 56
Views: 4723

Re: I miss intelligent rap

why you name yourself after an electronic musician who isn't you, bud? Jenkinson will be spinning on his arse in disgust.
by Millertime v1.7
Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:22 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sinead O'Connor
Replies: 73
Views: 7372

Re: Sinead O'Connor

Vintage mate, that was a horrendous attempt at humour bud. Only explanation is youre in your 80's so I'll overlook it (for now). As a side note my SUBLIME gag isn't getting the respect it deserves. Overlooked. I really do think sometimes this place is populated by uncool 90 year old men where the be...
by Millertime v1.7
Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sinead O'Connor
Replies: 73
Views: 7372

Re: Sinead O'Connor

Grenade O' Bomber made a mistake, she should know by now that nothing compares to jew
by Millertime v1.7
Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Horror Films
Replies: 25
Views: 3100

Re: Horror Films

Come on lads, think outside the box a little
Suspiria, 1977
by Millertime v1.7
Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Replies: 25
Views: 5356

Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley

Mate, this is just a publicity stunt for the new Friday 13th remake
by Millertime v1.7
Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bohemian Rhapsody
Replies: 51
Views: 5916

Re: Bohemian Rhapsody

Listen guys, this a sugar coated version of events. Everything had to be pg rated so that producer BRIAN May came out of smelling of roses. That's why sascha was replaced. He didn't want to pander to Mays carefully controlled public image. One day when Queen are dead a proper 18 rated film will be m...
by Millertime v1.7
Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sir Philip Green.
Replies: 43
Views: 5146

Re: Sir Philip Green.

Rumpus claimed to have been wined and dined on Greens yacht at Cannes last year. Green probably picked up a few bad habits from him.
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Smoking at Hospitals
Replies: 99
Views: 7690

Re: Smoking at Hospitals

Mate smokers are the bottom feeders of the
planet
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:32 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: She’s up the duff..I new it.
Replies: 59
Views: 6124

Re: She’s up the duff..I new it.

Mate I know the story all too well. It's a small world. I'm one of the decendents of Bill Miller, Robert the Bruces right hand man during the Battle of Bannockburn. And you don't need to tell me about dealing with the rabble. I wrote the book on it bud. Spent years trying to keep rumps and tup in ch...
by Millertime v1.7
Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: She’s up the duff..I new it.
Replies: 59
Views: 6124

Re: She’s up the duff..I new it.

Lads, you're showing yourselves up
Be the bigger man and rise above it yeah
by Millertime v1.7
Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Strictly Come Dancing
Replies: 52
Views: 6564

Re: Strictly Come Dancing

alwaysaclaret wrote:Can't work out why no one's mentioned the gorgeous Darcy bussell, just stunning.
Here's a clue mate, shes 50 and has used the same rhinoplasty surgeon as wacko jacko.
by Millertime v1.7
Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Strictly Come Dancing
Replies: 52
Views: 6564

Re: Strictly Come Dancing

Your right mate, just read her wiki and she's mongolian
by Millertime v1.7
Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:58 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Looking for a garden shed
Replies: 39
Views: 4112

Re: Looking for a garden shed

Always worthwhile drilling a little peep hole in the shed so you can keep an eye on who's approaching.
by Millertime v1.7
Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Looking for a garden shed
Replies: 39
Views: 4112

Re: Looking for a garden shed

Mate there was no headphones going to block out the moans of the cleaner...or bluto's grunts for that matter...especially when he reached the vital moment