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Big Vinny K wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:15 am
My money’s on you did it.

And you would have got away with it but for those pesky burnley fans !

I have eaten out on this story for years.

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This is not anti-police, but a surprisingly true story. Even I admit it's barely believable. I was working on a college near Huddersfield town centre. I had just finished work and had just set off driving home to Holmfirth. A guy that I droving past lifted an object out of his boot with a grey blank...

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Nori1958 wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 22, 2022 8:39 am
If your house gets broken into, or your child goes missing, your wife is attacked, who do you call if you don't trust the police to deal with it?

Ghostbusters.

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Socrates wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 21, 2022 1:15 pm
You’ve not thought that through, have you?

Oh I don't know. People of different faiths celebrate Christmas.

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Oh right I might have fallen for this hook, line…..!! You did indeed. I thought it was so obviously sarcastic that there was no need to put a smiley face at the end of the post. Sorry. If you think about it though, as things stand, Roberts has been sent off for attempted handball. The sooner this i...

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Rowls wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 19, 2022 5:04 pm
Hurstwood_Claret thinks it's a yellow card offence

It's a red card and penalty, wether they touch the ball or not. There is clearly intent.

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No ? Does that mean you think we will get more than 96 ? :lol: :lol: There is obviously something humourous to you about the figure of 96 points. My argument is there is at least a simplified mathematical argument for saying we will get to 94 points. However, you are doing no one any harm banging o...

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MT03ALG wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 19, 2022 12:47 am
96 points by the end of the season ?

No, but logic says we could double what we have now.

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Aclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 18, 2022 9:11 pm
Really enjoying the football. Before the season started I would have been happy just to remain in this league without getting relegated.

I was just thinking the same. Dare I look yet, are we safe?

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SalisburyClaret wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:12 pm
SJF would make Mbappe look slow

Relevance?

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But that would be "kicking the ball away". Yellow card.

I am quite ok with saying Benson had a brain fart.

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RVclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 17, 2022 5:16 pm
It’s nowhere near his hand. Roberts was absolutely fuming, he knew he hadn’t touched it.

He didn't touch it. However, what a crazy decision to flap/swot at the ball. It creates an image in the mind if the ref.

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Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 09, 2022 1:10 pm
Just set off driving with the heating on full, the windscreen is clear in about 5 minutes.

yes bol###ks to the law, the things, people and kids you hit in those 5 mins. Their tough sh#t for being in your way.

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Bulldog or mouse?

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Targetman wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 08, 2022 12:57 pm
Can you explain what you mean by that?

As ightenclatet correctly deduces I was pointing out the differenc in meaning between prostrate and prostate.

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I had to pick myself up off the floor when I read the thread title.
But obviously this is too sensitive a topic to point out the elephant in the room.

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England tactics.jpg I think you are right bfcmik. My son and I were discussing this very issue last night. I think in the end though, I persuaded him that for a more balanced team the No 5 needs to be moved out more towards the left wing. I'm not saying all the way out left, just more left. We can'...

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Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 03, 2022 12:08 pm
We all need mates like this.
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Is that why he was sacked?

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Size isn’t everything, so your wife says lol . You would like the typical wd fan and that’s why it’s not a good crowd yes they get plenty on but it’s a passive crowd of part timers and hipsters and generally a rubbish away day . The conviviality at padiham is superb . Winsford and Barlic are great ...

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Only slightly. Okay maybe 3-1 an exaggeration but my point is I’m not even certain we had 18k. We SOLD about 18k but there were strong (albeit unsubstantiated) rumours that Newcastle fans had travelled down to buy tickets at our place. I don’t of course know the exact numbers and we probably never ...

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houseboy wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 28, 2022 8:51 pm
I’d say not far off. They had the opposite end and a good deal of both sides. Hillsborough was like a giant bar code.

3 to 1 ?

That would mean the crowd was about 72,000.

54,000 to 18,000

But, the total crowd was only 55,000.

Something's amiss.

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 25, 2022 4:44 pm
Dervisoglu 3 0 shirt bid is £167

That'll be because of all the letters.

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Size isn’t everything, so your wife says lol . You would like the typical wd fan and that’s why it’s not a good crowd yes they get plenty on but it’s a passive crowd of part timers and hipsters and generally a rubbish away day . The conviviality at padiham is superb . Winsford and Barlic are great ...

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Understand the sentiment but if I can’t afford to bid on an item I can’t afford to lose £10 for nothing in a raffle. Suppose it’s just a different way of looking at the same thing. I beg to differ. It's nothing like looking at the same thing in a different way. I have £10 to spare. I choose to risk...

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Big crowds at wdc but not good crowds . 80 percent of that league can beat each other for the most , padiham looking quite weak at the mo with some big players out 949 not a good crowd? I'm out of touch with all this, how many do Padiham get on? Is it half price for Burnley fans with a season ticket?

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2 Bee Holed wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 22, 2022 7:12 pm
Do you often have such interesting conversations in the pub.

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steve1264b wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 22, 2022 6:31 pm
Anyone know?

Talking about it in the pub?

Do you often have such interesting conversations in the pub)

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claret54 wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:20 am
England are the last country to be pointing fingers. Fighting in Iraq, Syria, dealing inhumanly with asylum seekers, treating low paid workers badly.
Let's just play football.

I thought it was a British army fighting in those countries. I hadn't realised it was an English army.

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"You are offside if the ball is kicked prior to the attacking player running from behind the left shoulder of the defender third closest to the goal unless the player kicking the ball has received the ball from the head of an opposition player but not if is a glancing or a backward header in which ...

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Back to non league football and my local club, West Didsbury & Chorlton.
A crowd of 949 (not unusual) watched them beat Padiham 3:0 yesterday in Manchester.

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It was like a raffle, but I cannot remember the name of it. Development draw?
It used to cause excitement though, and the tannoy worked then too.

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Yorkshire, if that's so bl**dy perfect, wha's tha no east?
Or, carn't tha cownt t' fower?

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Volvoclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:27 pm
It's poking the fire Ian.

Correct, and it makes far more sense when you consider what the saying actually/usually means.

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:03 pm
Being a Yorkie, I would say quite a number of these also sound like 'Proper Yorkshire Sayings'.

What is it about Yorkshire men? They're the most narcissistic county, surely.

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agreenwood wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 19, 2022 5:39 am
Oining (annoying)
He/she’s agate (he/she was saying)
Crackin’t flags

are three phrases I use that nobody outside of Burnley ever understands.

Sorry agreenwood, I'm an Accringtonian and I understand all 3.

What you skennin at?

What are you looking at?

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I wonder how many 3 game bundles you can buy?

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Jeeeezzzz. The embers were burning in and amongst the players. You can explain to me all you like about what fireworks are meant to do, where they are meant to explode etc. I know,! For some reason this one didn't it exploded at cricket field roof level and showered onto the pitch. Did it hit the ro...

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It appears half the people on here think this was a one off event and nothing to see, move on. The other half think it was dangerous, myself included. So it appears from the above, that several went off near the royal Dyche. I heard one go off on Harry Potts way at noon (ish). Then I think we all he...

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Back to the OP. This 10.1% rise is being quoted as fact. Where is this definite information please? For years, the CPI rate in September, has been applied the following April to benefits and pensions. I assume people are arguing that shouldn't happen this year? People do realise that approx 65% of t...

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distortiondave wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:24 am
To shoot rogue fireworks out of the sky?

No, I thought it would be looking for people or groups of people acting suspiciously or even loitering in suspicious places.

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Short of roofing the stadium, there's nothing they can do. If they came from the cricket field, as they appeared to, that's private land and the club has no control. Were these fireworks any more dangerous than those let off in their millions on Bonfire Night? If you launch a firework and people ar...

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Why would the Club be held responsible??? Plus, A foreseeable risk at this time of year, especially as one had gone off before the game. Aren't the club responsible for stewarding outside the ground too? I'm not sure the FA will look into it enough, to realise the cricket field is private land. I a...

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Leisure wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:52 am
Why would the Club be held responsible???

I would have thought the club is responsible for the safety of the players on the pitch, but I might be wrong.

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I assume they were let off behind the cricket field stand? How you then get it to explode just over the pitch and shower the players, intrigues me. I thought it was dangerous, I'm sure the ref paused the game. I think some Blackburn players were about to complain they'd been burned. It wouldn't surp...

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Jamesy wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:43 am

Jamesy, your post made me well up. You must be very good friends.

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Somethingfishy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 11, 2022 7:39 am
If true then there is going to be a bit of an issue by the club shop corner if all the JH stand has to exit that way as well as the JM. Would be crazy.

And we have a car or two, with engines running, trying to edge through too.

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Nori1958 wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 11, 2022 8:01 am
Only to six year olds who still believe in tooth fairies and father Christmas..... The rest realise it has no bearing on the next result at all....... Fingers crossed

Are you one of those 'non-believers'?
Shame on you.

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boatshed bill wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:38 am
But they could be if the ball is crossed and headed forward.

I wonder how the rules would stand if the header goes vertical, neither forwards nor backwards.
The players would also have to be careful not to block the keepers line of sight.
The possibilities are endless.

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Never mind tactics, I'm worried some people on here don't even know the rules.

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MT03ALG wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:26 am
So who takes the corner ?

The man that's been sent off.

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