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Burnley. It don't ******* matter one way or another!

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TPClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 24, 2024 11:03 pm
Rubbish. They certainly didn’t come because it was Burnley.

Nah they read the words "premier league" and a load of 0s

Same with cornet. But if he wanted to come, put himself in the window and benefit both of us in the interim, so be it!

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RetroClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:55 pm
Stay - this season is long done. Has to hit the ground running next season or he needs to go.

Absolutely.

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I think the Palarse fans need to start worrying about how **** their team is versus how long trafford is taking with the ball.

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Half time talk seems to have perked them up a bit

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Free kick

Plays high ball

Oppo player hits it back to us

Play out wide

Come under pressure

Back to trafford

Punts back to Oppo player

Rinse and repeat

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Jesus ******* wept.

There are no word.

******* AROUND AT THE ******* BACK LIKE A BUNCH OF ******* MUPPETS.

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Mine IS working but not all the time.

Ive found a few and they're worse or just too far behind.

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Finally stringing some passes together but ultimately, nothing coming from it.

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Gonna use this defense to drain my pasta later

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https://techclips.net/8246/s9/?utm_source=100sports

this one is further ahead

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I had a chuckle yesterday at an advert for F1 Fantasy

Like that's gonna be hard to pick!

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"I say, I say ASHLEEEEEY"

Funnily enough I was watching Boardwalk Empire earlier and the guy Nucky was wanting on the phone was Fred Elliott!

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Yeah instead of bitching about the richest teams in PL, we can be that team in the Champ!

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286 beenz

165 jews

The can has a nice patina (rust) as they say in all those storage locker / pawn shop programmes - so I'm gonna gooooooo 11/21

Ta for the count!

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creepingdeath wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 20, 2024 12:43 pm
Cringe Tarky

https://x.com/sportbible/status/1759594 ... JHg0mWQudg

Sorry!

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Steve-Harpers-perm wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:41 pm
In hindsight we should have kept Barnes.

absolutely ******* ay!

(and it aint hindsight from me, once Mee left, Barnes was Mr Burnley to me)

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https://www.skysports.com/football/burn ... ams/216690

Only game I ever left early.

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It was obvious from our cup games last season that we were gonna be entertained for 10 mins before a manager would put their game plan against us and decimate us within second

...Obvious

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Embarrassing

They're ******* walking through

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Can't believe there's still a team behind us in the league

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expoultryboy wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 17, 2024 4:28 pm
We have training sessions ??

Yeah most weekends when we play against the senior teams

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Shame we don't learn anything from these training sessions

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Jesus Christ... Now they can't even be arsed to pass it properly

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I see we still don't have a standard starting 11

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I'll do 6/4

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I guess we've found Bluelabradors new login...

tarkys_ears · Re: Food Count - Burnley v Arsenal 17.02.24 15:00 276 corns 35 Jews UTC!

276 corns

35 Jews

UTC!

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When you go down to ground zero, head down to Stone Street - it's probably a 10 mins walk - old buildings, loads of bars/restaurants I was there back in August I think and they had a good trick park near ground zero / outside the new train station there. That's worth checking to see if anything is o...

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Jamesy wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:36 pm
Why are they pricks? Are they the new breed of ten bob millionaires by any chance?

Wannabe faux middle class

I think she said something to my missus about popping round for an elderberry cordial when we moved in

We're not exactly on the same page

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My neighbour (prick), his missus (prickette) bought their first ever new car. Their old one had a private reg on.

They kept the original reg whilst it was still current (cant remember what year, 22 maybe) until the 72 plates came out and put their private reg on.

...

sums them up.

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Forgot last year so done a quick Google and yep, it's pancake day today.

I use my Yorkshire puddings mix 60g flour, 2 eggs, 150ml milk. Never fails and seems to do alright pancakes.

Give us yer best recipes and post some pics of you like!

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Yes... do it for the "likes"

...what a load of crap.

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Kilson810 wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:02 pm
Hopefully a championship ground next year

Why, you wanna go there for an away day?

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I duno.

All i'll say is after a heavy tasting tea or something like that, at least I've always got Starmix or something in the house as a pallet cleanser. Also, when did YOU last get to have Oreo cereal for breakfast?

Not for one or the other but that's the way it is.

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5 games.

He's clearly travelling around taking in home and away games.

It's called a "holiday" or "vacation" if you will whilst he oversees his business interests.

Rocket science?

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It'd be hilarious if Birmingham City ended up back where they belong...

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...wondered how long it would take before literally every post ended up like

XXXXXXXXXXXXX who is currently on your ignore list, made this post.
Display this post.

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what_no_pies wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:40 pm
To you, _ears!

See, now THIS was a joke

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Not having a go at all. Just trying to gently cajole us back to the tinned food counting traditions which once seemed to serve us so well. The main tradition being a tongue wedged firmly in cheek. You should try and not take things too seriously, particularly if opening a thread on counting food st...

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Oh dear, now the no-lifers are trying to have a go at the food count.

This board never fails to entertain/impress/confuse/surprise.

**** em, carry on!

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A 156
B 201
Total = 320

(Yes I know it doesnt make sense but I've no idea so its basically 2 guesses!)

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Most of em are still struggling with Berge

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That emblem and name SCREAMS nouveau chav to me!

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Castore... what even is that?

The clothing equivalent of Rich Energy drinks?

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Does anyone care anymore?

(serious question)

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You can have mine... im off!

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We deserve to be relegated.

Mistake after mistake after mistake.

A easy goal from a corner that should never have been

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Foster looking fantastic early on

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Goliath wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:31 pm
Goodison park wins Everton a point in injury time. I must say our fans really could do more in helping the team in tough moments like they do at Everton. They would have been relegated but for their fans in the last couple of seasons imo.

Not their FFP breaches?

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