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Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:09 pm
Why was that given as a foul against Zaroury, did I miss something.

Whatever it was, we both missed it.

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Zaroury onside by a mile

Cancelled out by incompetent lino ...

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Oo, just noticed someones doing it.

I'll have --

147 Beans

133 jews

Ta for t'count Misterg!

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Thought it was a 3 o clock kickoff...

Best find something else to do for a few hours

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Now that's a winning team!!

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!!!!!!!!

I spent half an hour making that!!!

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Here's a nice one the Yanks'll love it!

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A few of my old ones had 35 and 32... shame it's dropped a bit.

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I'd probably do something sensible like spending £600m on some kind of training centre where the few elite can actually prosper from some proper investment rather than **** away a large sum of money by watering it down and doing the usual pandering to the lowest common denominator like it's rife in ...

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£600m in schools?

What's that gonna pay for, an hour a week training, some cones and a bag of balls.

What a joke

No wonder this country is **** at sport

Edit: done me maths and it works out about £1800 per school

Life changing stuff

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276 Bertorelli's

155ml jews

Ta Steve

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Am I the only one who wouldnt mind them going up? Sacrilege I know but we need a proper derby next year - Plus we know they're usually good for 6 points. I don't hold the same disdain for them as some on here as Leeds have that spot and by some distance. I was hoping earlier on in the season that Pr...

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Hey boss I changed to 113 total after I'd posted.

You alright to change it?

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Couple of seconds in - bit more of a red than the one the other night.

https://twitter.com/afcasiancup/status/ ... 0862393345

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He hasn't had a lot of gametime so I'm not overly concerned. He had a few nice touches but was a bit sloppy with his finish after the breakaway. Other than that, there wasn't a right lot to celebrate about anything in the final third - especially the crossing and passing around the box, so he's hard...

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A free hit... what exactly is that? To not to turn and try to be competitive in a game because you've already resigned yourself to losing? I kind of understand that level of underthinking in the league (pathetic as it may be) but a "FREE HIT" in the cup? That's called "going out of the cup" isn't it...

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I love the white ones.

Ain't got a clue what they are. They taste like nail varnish or that stuff you stain wood with. Lovely!

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Looked awesome. Ain't been to a night game at Turf for years.

Reminded me of an NHL game, I guess they do the same in the NBA too?

Got me excited and I was watching the telly!

...don't think the old bloke they showed on camera had the same thoughts though!

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Oo a toughie. 200g...

Green: 28
Black:21
Red: 33
White: 27
Yellow: 19
Orange: 21

Total Gems: 113

Even as an avid midget gemmer, I really couldn't say with any certainty at all but here we go.

Cheers boss

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The cake is a lie

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Well we'd have to either beat them now or in the final.

Could make things easier for when we get to Wembley!

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I AM SHOCKED

AREN'T WE ALL SHOCKED?

NEVER DID I THINK EVER EVER EVER DAT WUD APPN!

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Gawaaaan

...finally!!!

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Argh feck me

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Fk edge of box

Notice how quickly twine picks it up!!

Come on son, let's ave it

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Oo this Rooney chap is well hard isn't he

Proper bell end. He'll get sent off tonight I reckon

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Need to do a lot better in their box

We've been a class above in every other respect so far

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Oooh close from foster

Just ran out of steam towards the end

Long way to run

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Quite impressed with the guessing. Not only was someone spot on with (nearly) all the things, really impressed that fig and zooniverser guessed the total bang on.

Seems a bit of a point-happy one this week but I quite enjoyed doing it - more fun than counting 500 odd black beans.

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No matter how old you are, you'll never be cool driving a Jag.*

*you're allowed to think so if you're over 60, but note, you aren't.

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Be good to see how Foster and Obafemi get on up front. Think they'll bag one each tonight. Reckon it might be the night for Twine or Zaroury too.

Won't be a rollover but we should play well against Fleetwood.

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Right, the totals are https://i.imgur.com/a9rvIBx.jpeg Bears: 18 Rings: 7 Eggs: 7 Hearts: 10 Cola: 7 Total: 49 I make that to be the winners; Bears: - Cabbage / Misterg both two away with 16 and 20 respectively Rings: 7 - steve1956, Bosscat, bigf, cabbage - with correct guesses of 7 Eggs: 7 - mdwat,...

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Right entries closed.

Counting begins...

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15 mins

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LAST CALL

ENTRIES CLOSING AT 6.30

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 01, 2023 4:30 pm
19 (ish) counters by the looks come on folks give Tarky a few more to check

Good. That's how many are in my spreadsheet.

I hate doing the food count, the pressure is enormous!!

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Bump.

Come on peeps. Only a few hours left. Costs nowt t'guess!

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Bump.

Come on people!

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One of the things that saddens me is how many empty packs you see discarded in the countryside and towns. :shock: Same with any junk these days. I notice you don't see much quinoa and pumpkin seed sandwich wrappers from pret around on the floor. My nearest maccys is about 7 miles away but I still f...

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LoveCurryPies wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 27, 2023 10:41 pm
I invented ‘Starmix’.

It was an existing Haribo product selling £300,000 a year. I drew up a list of 50 names and then selected my top 10. The name was registed and sales became £25million each year. That was 30 years ago.

My dentist and I want a word with you...

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I love it how they report it AFTER the event...

Anyone know of a good forecast website?

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This time, presenting the nations favourite tooth rot - a 175g Share size (yeah, right!) bag of Haribo Starmix. https://i.imgur.com/1anMFYC.jpeg According to the internet, inside there are "Bears, Rings, Fried Eggs, Heart Throbs and Cola Bottles." 5 points will be awarded for the correct number for ...

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Loads of atmosphere at the new spurs ground!

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Croydon Claret wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:51 pm
Think the ref must have been sucking on the oxygen if he's only given 4 mins

Guessing he observes the mercy rule!

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Tella to Obafemi

Great finish.

Making it look easy

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Huddersfield aren't exactly rushing to get the ball back into play

Might explain why they're in the bottom 3.

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Use ublock and it won't.

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A huddersfield player down now.

Gonna be a lot of time added on today

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