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Is your mate called Duncan? If so he would be a Slam Dunc.

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'Cos I don't do men !

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jrgbfc wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 1:53 pm
Thought this was going to be about the new series of Mrs Brown's Boys...
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My Friday nights are now made. ]

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Been announced that Mike Yarwòod has died age 83
RIP

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It's not just Burnley. I decided on a nice trip to Lytham earlier today to watch the Red Arrows fly from Blackpool airport to over Southport as part of the air show. After negotiating the nightmare across Burnley I motored down the M65. Approaching the M6 junction the warning lights flashed M6 delay...

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Altogether:- In my Liverpool hearse: we speak with an accent..........oh no we don't, we're dead.

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daveisaclaret wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 07, 2023 11:08 am
Do you lot really think it's funny that a man in Blackburn once interfered with a horse?

Nay lad neigh

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You're right about there being no pubs in Stoneyholme. But the land wasn't owned by the Methodist church. My 2x great grandfather was one of the builders, the land was part of the Tatton Estate, owned by Captain Tatton, who was related by marriage to the Towneley family. The Temperance movement was...

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Bowling Green; Dragoon.

There were never any pubs in Stoneyholme due to the land being owned by Methodist church.

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Sean Dyche's Watch wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 03, 2023 5:53 pm
Your next post will be your 24000th, some going in less than 5 years!

And a couple actually made sense

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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 02, 2023 5:04 pm
Oo we got a 2nd

- bit late I know but I've just got out of the shower

Happy birthday Tarky

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:23 pm
Oy- I park there for night games!

Dogging Dougie?

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 30, 2023 5:36 pm
What about if you want to insult a Notts Forest fan

Call them Notts County

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And the operator said hey lad that'll be"forty bob more fort next 3 minutes......and I said bugger that lass does that think I'm med a money, Sylvia can bog off.
Yorkshire version.

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Oooh you are naughty, but I like you.

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A Lambo in suspenders, BC's favourite sexual fantasy.

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Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 28, 2023 8:18 am
King Crimson's
21st Century Schizoid man

Seconded.

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Best pies ever. Even beats Bamburgh butchers and that's saying something.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:03 pm
Taking shirt off and running full length of the pitch...

(Unless you're Chloe Kelly )

Careful BC, the misogynist police on here will be after you.

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Always kept my hands to myself, (that's why I'm blind as a bat). Glad to see you've calmed the rhetoric down. Please dont get yourself so worked up you will give yourself a heart attack and then what will your daughter do.

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AmbleClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:24 pm
Ooh, you just beat me to that

Need to get quicker on your feet. Less pies from Amble butchers

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Kissing a Spaniard on the lips.

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To give peace of mind I'm thinking of starting a crowd fund to pay for future protection of ksrclarets daughter.

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TBF he didn't do tongues.

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JanetM wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:07 pm
Fairy. It's the only one that doesn't make Mr M sneeze. Worth every penny.

He's not meant to sniff it.

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Yes it's jimmymaccer.

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You spouting bullshit, don't believe it!

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Got to be Fairy everytime. Full bodied and the apple flavour tastes far better than the lemon but have have a sneaky liking for a cheeky pomegranate.

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It stops trains derailing

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 20, 2023 10:35 am
I'm sure him in white is VolvoClaret

Oy cheeky sod.............., I'm the one in red

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Is that a FACT BC?

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Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2023 6:10 pm
Bluey....last thing on tv .........love those chase

Bluey was great Aussie TV
The character Bluey Hills was played by the actor Lucky Grills fact.

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What the **** are they going to do with "Tie Your Mother Down"?

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The millions who watched it here in Australia would not agree with you. Sold out stadiums and in the media every day. Fast attacking football, very little of the Man City passing across the back four. Why do you think Ange did so well in Japan, at Celtic and will now try and emulate at Spurs. I hop...

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Let's be honest, despite all the hype, it was boring. I'm glad I recorded it and could fast forward

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UCP for tripe and black pudding.

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Top of the Pops with Jimmy Savile introducing Gary Glitter.

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John Collier....the window to watch

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Do you want a light Lewis?
Too soon?

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Hell of a subs bench .....theirs ain't bad as well.

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Not after wedding night.

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So you're now flushed with success.

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£1.10? Must be based in that there London

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I'd have dropped a fk or a shite or two in there. And also I hated Dycheball. It's quite funny actually because some of us like the nerdy tactics chat and go knees deep with the jargon simply because the jargon is a sort of convention, so when you say 'pivot' or 'overload' or whatever to someone el...

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Did he wear a condom?

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I assumed that this was a Spiral tome before checking the user name and first paragraph, my bad.

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Marlon, Marlon give us a dance.

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Why hasn't he got a Burnley accent?

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Inchy wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 09, 2023 7:07 pm
Why is no one else annoyed that the actor doesn’t have a Burnley accent?

Do ALL Burnley fans have Burnley accents? Are certain posters so insular that they cannot comprehend that a Claret could be from Mancland?

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13 year old at Coachmakers. Had to wait until 15 before getting served at Face Winds

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