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Travellers gone from Towneley.

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ants_g wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 06, 2023 2:40 pm
Recommended us to Ian Wright. In fact, I think Ian stayed with him whilst he was here.

They lived together in a house up Syke I believe.

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Give the job to Ceasar.

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It was Brannigan.

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It's not scary nor gory, but the scene in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves where they have supposedly washed ashore and then looking at Nottingham from f***ing Hadrians Wall really gets my goat

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Sorry typo
Yes Wandering Walter
Agree, wouldn't go down well with some modern audiences.

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Walter Walter was a Lancashire comedian who used to play working mens clubs
I saw him a few times at Byrden House club
Very much in the Les Dawson mould

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As above, use toilet brush. Keep flushing and vigorously push brush.

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That's why he lives in Long Preston, it's an amalgamation of Long Kesh and Preston Prison

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30 years in P. O. Telephones/BT. Rose Senior Cust Svces manager before getting a new boss who was afraid, so sold me to Marketing, where I was part of a team introducing Friends and Family to the UK. Managed to land a voluntary redundancy opportunity, cwhich I grabbed with bith hands. 6 maths pay. ...

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No problem, I'll just offer him one of my toasted cheese and crushed Chedders specials and we'll be friends for life

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Why is the Poser wearing sunglasses, it's not stopped raining for weeks.

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Lancasterclaret wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 02, 2023 5:14 pm
He does sound like the sort of player who plays in the Moldavian 2nd division and whom our resident European football watchers will be able to tell us that he's the next big thing

Bet he's not good on crosses

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I suspect Spiral IS using a bot for his rants. Why quote a Websters dictionary definition, which is American, rather than Collins or OED?
Cased closed
DCI Volvoclaret

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A cheesy puff BC?

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:47 pm
With some Stilton and a good red wine

Go hardcore B C and make it Blue Stilton.

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Greenmile wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:43 pm
..and half of them had to Ask Jeeves how to use Google first.

Had to ask Archie what Ask Jeeves was.

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GetIntoEm wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2023 8:15 pm
I'm going Tesco's if anyone needs any tissues picking up

This is not that sort of site

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2023 7:30 pm
Polo shirts

How many of us actually play Polo? Pointless.

One is partial to a chuka or two don'tcha know

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Another vocal minority shouting at shadows and looking for things to take issue with whilst the majority look on in disbelief. How can anyone get so rattled and aggressive over a harmless bit of fun As my Mum would have said " short of summat better to do". Anyway back to my special cheese toasty?y...

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2023 6:43 pm
A little harissa paste instead of worcester sauce if you want a kick

Going radical now. Sprinkle with Marmite Chedders

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PremierLeagueClass wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2023 7:13 pm
Livened today up a bit anyway. Will have fizzled out by tomorrow lunchtime.

Or Frazzled out

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Now that deserves a thread of it's own. But sorry to disagree but Cheddar melted in a pan with butter and skinned tomatoes and then poued over well buttered toast is the only way to go :roll: :D Add Lea & Perrins to the mix, pour onto toast, then sprinkle with crushed Chedders That will feed Nathan...

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Crumble Chedders onto cheese on toast and have a real meltdown.

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Not sure who Blagburn are playing.

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Obviously beTWIX and between clubs.

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The streets in Burnley are not made of cobbles, they are made of stone setts.

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Snicket Boys.....no
Ginnel Boys......no
Alley Boys........no
It's BACKSTREET BOYS! Case closed

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Stayingup wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:36 pm
I don't know there are two clubs nearby in Manchester! (Tongue in cheek)

Stockport

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Oooo you are awful.
Chase me, chase me.
My friend Everard.
Lots of 80s camping

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durhamclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:09 am
Bob Lord, he knew my father

My Father knew Bob Lord

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To raise cash, I believe that they've asked the Jockey Club to sponsor them.

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Missed what?

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 12, 2023 9:35 am
My wife...I really should appreciate her more.

Get her another bloke then.

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Yorkshire

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Claretlad wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 10, 2023 11:15 pm
I saw Lindisfarne along with Santana and Bob Dylan at St James Park Newcastle ..25,000 of us in July 1984. Brilliant day out.

My Mrs is a big fan and was at this concert. Said after Lindisfarne played a lot of the crowd left and didn't bother with Dylan. That's her memory, not sure if true.

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Tried varifocals twice over 3 month periods but couldn't get used to them and gave up.
Mind you got top half from Boots and bottoms from Specsavers.

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ClaretAndJew wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:25 am
The kit I did is fairly vague about the Celtic side. Unless you can’t discern between Welsh/Scottish/Irish too much. I wish it broke it down even further. Like am I mostly Scottish? Or Welsh? Etc.

Finnish though. Wtf.

Did you have a 6% circumcision?

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I blame Brexit

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Leeds = dirty dirty kitchens

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Don't worry guys, after the next election Diane Abbott will be in charge of education and all kids will be sent to public schools.

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Any more popcorn available Bosscat?

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Wish our police would take out some of the young speeders from Nelson and Brierfield

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If you pick a winner stick to champagne and leave the Chester Perry alone.

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I blame Brexit.

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Football is flowering.

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Was also a great Butler.

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He and his Brother Jerry make great icecream as well

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Big Vinny K wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:46 pm
Bollo-x - I’ve ran out of popcorn

Bosscat usually has some spare.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:14 pm
Well it does "clean a lot more carpets for less than half a crown" Vc

That's exactly what I told Mrs V C when I bought her a bottle and a new scrubbing brush for her birthday.
Nb She was so pleased that she let's me have a whole bed to myself........in the spare room.

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