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To all fellow Lancatrians, happy Lancashire day.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 26, 2023 12:06 pm
I used to drive a Forklift truck in Shipping at Gargrave J&J in the late 70's

Bloody hell BC, hell of a pad if you need a forklift to move them!

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So, hypothetically want to shop at Tesco on saturfay afternoon I'm bad on my pins bit not disabled and find I can't get near to the store because the car park is full of supporters who are not spending money in Tesco, only benefitting the car park company. So they go to Asda or Sainsbury's. IIs the ...

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Bob Lorder wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 17, 2023 5:53 pm
Sue, Sue, Sue ..

Peggy, Peggy, Peggy
With acknowledgment to the late great Buddy Holly.

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Do Xmas sheep go Bah, Bah humbug?

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bfcjg wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:11 pm
Did you buy it outright or have you got it on tick ?

On tick. He's strapped for cash.

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They like long blow jobs from Debi in LP

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Kept me sane during lockdown.

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Only if Tina sings it

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Number of brain cancer cells

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:25 pm
Let minnow when the Fishy puns are over cos some have to be squidding on here

Always a WRAY of light BC.

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Don't be a Pollock.

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Not at dressage

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Less than a year before stuffing Rovers again.

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Jam, Jute and journalism that's Dundee.

They could send us Dennis and Gnasher to put some bite in midfield

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Bet you feel much better for being outed.

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It's the first step to introducing our very own ULEZ.

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Dogs dressed as famous people followed by Chico belting out NNN backed by a drummer and noseflute assemble.

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Thanks BC. Little recognition even though we won the European Noseflute championship, known as a Goldfinger.

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Nor do the Latviam throat warbler from Worsthorne

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jojomk1 wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:04 pm
When I read the title of the thread I thought it was going to be a strange quote from Vinny about our start to the season

Like "Hey big spender"

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Surely a Welsh rapper is a Wrapper?

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Shame. I didn't always agree with him but it was always worth reading his threads.

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As I've previously posted, this is a very informative thread and so well behaved compared to other threads. I would love to see it disappear if it meant the war was over but until then keep it going.
Ps
Why has Lancaster stopped posting here?

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Colin's free

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To back up Elwa re distinct Celtic influence in East Lancs place names such as Wallhurst, walshaw , walsden and Walton indicate places that Anglo Saxons considered dwellings of "strangers" ie Britons

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Get Chico to lead the singing.

Seriously, the atmosphere at Wembley against Australia was flat as was the game. Last night it was electric. Exciting games created exciting atmosphere.

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When did Brendan O'Connell become Italian Manager?

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Just think, in ten years time, we too can be playing Solihull Moor.

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Aclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 14, 2023 9:12 pm
Is that the one where you get it for free if you can finish it ?

No, that's the Barley Mow

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Premier inns, Beefeaters/Brewers Fayre. Always classy BC.

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Oddies goulash absolutely delicious.

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Tried out a new system tonight. Tweaked the cats tail every 15 mins prompting said cat to scratch me which in turn ensured I kept awake throughout England match
Based on tonight's performance going to use both cats on Tuesday

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They come over here illegally, get free hotel beds and 1ml of free blood a day
No wonder the country is BUGgered

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No-one has asked the obvious question, which Christmas?

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Mr Laws is available

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Anyone got a stream to his party?

Happy birthday Buxton

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Carwin261 wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 01, 2023 10:00 am
My grammar is deteriorating as I was recently slagged off for using too many commas ,now I don’t my a—-e from my elbow.

Sorry to hear about. I hope she gets better soon

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V K has put his limited edition Ford Mustang up for sale. Bargain at 60K

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Is a village in Yorkshire

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Take a Chainsaw to them

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So, if someone blew up Big Ben, Nelson's Column or The Angel of the North no one should be upset?

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Hagrid proves that care in the community isn't working.

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Stayingup wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:30 pm
Do you know what a cultural desert is? You.

Brain desert more like.

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I've had many years of walking this part of the wall and despair at the mentality of someone who could wreak such vandalism on a national monument.

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Spiral wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:34 pm
I also know exactly what I'm getting when I have a cheeky w@nk. Doesn't mean I don't enjoy it.

So that's what screwed up your eyesight

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:29 pm
Ooooh you are awful Dick

Not Dick, it's Daz.

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Was that near Aldi car park.

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I saw the thread title and assumed it was about Bosscat.

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He was subject of an official complaint from Notts Forest three weeks ago. He shouldn't have been referring tonight.

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