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by harpers_perm
Sat May 27, 2017 12:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Kurt Nogan
Replies: 29
Views: 5147

Kurt Nogan

No he's not dead. Just perusing some YouTube clips of Preston-Burnley tussles of the 90's of which Nogan played his part on both sides. As a Prestonian (but diehard Claret) I have been in Nogan's presence on 796 occasions, all of which whilst waiting at a bus stop on Chapel Brow, Leyland on my way t...
by harpers_perm
Mon May 15, 2017 6:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ian Brady
Replies: 73
Views: 8338

Re: Ian Brady

It's a shame Harold Shipman isn't alive, he could have taken a look at him and given him the once over.
by harpers_perm
Sun May 14, 2017 6:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Time to let go of Gibraltar and the Falklands.
Replies: 58
Views: 4244

Re: Time to let go of Gibraltar and the Falklands.

How is it arrogant protecting the rights of people who want to be British, are proud to be British and who have lived as British citizens for generations. You clearly have no knowledge of the situation and so far you've just offered vacuous lazy headline comments such as 'arrogant, 'hand them back',...
by harpers_perm
Mon May 08, 2017 9:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Venkys have spoken
Replies: 30
Views: 4154

Re: The Venkys have spoken

'Courageous, temporary setback, deeply hurt'

F4cking hilarious.
by harpers_perm
Mon May 08, 2017 4:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is it time to extend an Olive branch of Peace...
Replies: 26
Views: 3315

Re: Is it time to extend an Olive branch of Peace...

Absolutely not as they are still being arrogant. The Chicken contingent in my work had a pre-prepared defence ready for my entrance today. In summary their rather limp defence is 'In my lifetime I've seen R***rs win the Premier and a cup, I wouldn't swap that for supporting PNE or Burnley who have a...
by harpers_perm
Fri May 05, 2017 7:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Diane Abbott - she's at it again
Replies: 57
Views: 7875

Re: Diane Abbott - she's at it again

Her shed collapses at the merest hint of debate or a confrontation. She's been performing at this standard for years. It's hard to accept that anybody in such a position would be intellectually challenged (thick as pig sh1t) but in her case I honestly believe she is. A frontline politician not doing...
by harpers_perm
Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Call of Duty WW2.
Replies: 30
Views: 2942

Re: O/T Call of Duty WW2.

I'll watch that now KRBFC. I love camping, it's an art form, I've received at least 50,000 insulting messages over the years!
by harpers_perm
Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What do you do for a Living ?
Replies: 249
Views: 41481

Re: What do you do for a Living ?

Director in HMRC. Joined aged 21, done 22 years, was 85,000 staff 10 years ago now 54,000 but managed to avoid the cull!
by harpers_perm
Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Call of Duty WW2.
Replies: 30
Views: 2942

Re: O/T Call of Duty WW2.

COD is the only game I play on PS3 then PS4. Sidney - I recall us playing the original MW1 multiplayer in 2009 as you had a moniker 'Premier League Clarets'! As stated the recent 'jet pack' games are useless, I'm currently hammering the remastered MW1, old school gaming for claymore loving campers l...
by harpers_perm
Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joey Barton
Replies: 175
Views: 15656

Re: Joey Barton

Well it's affected his current employers hasn't it?
by harpers_perm
Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Snooker
Replies: 210
Views: 12902

Re: Snooker

As an aside I'm not a fine of Willie Thorne commentating. In the first instance why is he called 'Mr Maximum' when he only made about two 147's in a 30 year career. It took him 19 seasons to record 100 century breaks. He also has an annoying trait of uttering the word 'check side' at least 15 times ...
by harpers_perm
Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joey Barton
Replies: 175
Views: 15656

Re: Joey Barton

The simple question is 'Did Joey know he was breaking the rules when he made his 1,400 bets?'. The answer is yes and his defence is that he's an addict and it's not his fault. No defence really, it's black or white. His Twitter comments raise the obvious but rules are rules and surely nobody can say...
by harpers_perm
Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jury Service
Replies: 47
Views: 4099

Re: Jury Service

I can only assume this is attention seeking.

If you wouldn't pay the 'blindest bit of attention' to a victim of child abuse or a myriad of other crimes then that is truly astonishing.
by harpers_perm
Wed Apr 19, 2017 2:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lancashire League Cricket
Replies: 62
Views: 6964

Re: recognise anyone here?

Leighton James with the bat?
by harpers_perm
Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What are you doing this Bank Holiday weekend?
Replies: 30
Views: 3935

Re: What are you doing this Bank Holiday weekend?

I'm harpooning 2 whales on Friday and hand crafting 14 wooden Penguins on the thighs of a plump breasted 16 year old Albanian virgin on Saturday. On Sunday I'm placing my ballsack in a titanium vice for 8 hours in aid of a Mongolian 'Save the rattle snake' charity endorsed by Jimmy Tarbuck and Aliso...
by harpers_perm
Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:25 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Rovers reporter Richard Sharpe in the LT
Replies: 26
Views: 3823

Re: Rovers reporter Richard Sharpe in the LT

I couldn't stand Richard '****ing' Dinnis. He was caretaker manager at Newcastle for about 3 days in a pre-season in the 80's and referenced it 85 times in any match commentary as did Hickson. 'Richard, you've managed Newcastle, should Burnley be taking off Robbie Painter' 'Richard you've managed Ne...
by harpers_perm
Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tough run in
Replies: 103
Views: 9358

Re: Tough run in

Give the boy some credit, he only had 10 hours to clear the uncertainty up. I was convinced these were the pitiful actions of an intellectually challenged attention seeking motherly dominated no mark but I may have been hasty. I'm pleased it's none of that and he just likes to refer to himself in th...
by harpers_perm
Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How old were you when....
Replies: 46
Views: 4767

How old were you when....

You purchased your first pint in a public house? I was 15 years 10 months. Success came after 8 refusals, my first attempt at 12 years 4 months ending in severe parental discipline following a botched attempt at Butlins, Filey in 1984. My eventual success was supported by a waistcoat, 'wispy adolesc...
by harpers_perm
Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Would PNE going up have any effect on us?
Replies: 41
Views: 5409

Re: Would PNE going up have any effect on us?

Completely disagree, even supporters of teams in mid-table maintain aspirations of a play off place in late season. All fans need hope and a dream, look at PNE, no chance of a top 3 but the club is buzzing as they are on form and promotion albeit unlikely is still a possibility, great news for the f...
by harpers_perm
Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What book are you reading?
Replies: 72
Views: 5970

Re: What book are you reading?

1421 The year China discovered the world by Gavin Menzies.

Suggests that they were circumnavigating the globe over 200 years before anybody else. Very convincing with lots of evidence you'd struggle to argue with.
by harpers_perm
Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Moon tourism
Replies: 25
Views: 3573

Re: Moon tourism

As long as that amateur 'astronaut' Branson isn't involved I'd be tempted.

We all know what happens when Mr big teeth builds one of his rockets.
by harpers_perm
Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Which pub teams did you play for?
Replies: 21
Views: 2730

Re: Which pub teams did you play for?

Not played in Burnley leagues as from Preston but played for Squires Gate, Blackpool M and Haslingden in the NW Counties. Going far down as Stoke and up to Barrow was no fun. When I signed for Haslingden they were top of the league and I was an unused sub for the first 6 games, I was frustrated but ...
by harpers_perm
Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Worst ever Burnley 11 ?
Replies: 126
Views: 12204

Re: Worst ever Burnley 11 ?

I've seen some absolute dross but nothing comes remotely close to Michael Williams in the mid 90's. When that incompetent Waddle signed him he proffered 'I can't believe we've signed Michael Williams'. The only thing he got right whilst he managed us, he seriously had to be seen to believed, there w...
by harpers_perm
Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:09 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Getting floored by a result
Replies: 21
Views: 3785

Re: Getting floored by a result

The only minuscule positive about the Lincoln result is that I feel it's placed a little bit of additional expectancy on the squad for the Hull game.

For some reason I feel more confident of a result than I did before.
by harpers_perm
Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:17 pm
Forum: Interactive FA Cup
Topic: Predictions
Replies: 61
Views: 29909

Re: Predictions

West Ham United v Manchester City - HOME Manchester United v Reading - HOME Accrington Stanley v Luton Town - AWAY Barrow v Rochdale - AWAY Birmingham City v Newcastle United - HOME Blackpool v Barnsley - AWAY Bolton Wanderers v Crystal Palace - AWAY Brentford v Eastleigh - HOME Brighton & Hove Albi...
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 9/11
Replies: 265
Views: 26059

Re: 9/11

I never realised there were so many experts on this forum on the tensile performance of steel. Let's move on to the suspicious death of Ronnie Corbett now, I've heard it involved 2 bottles of Gin, a 14 inch cucumber, a 12v car battery, a large copper plated frying pan and Una Stubbs. That's what I'v...
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tom Cleverly
Replies: 143
Views: 24293

Re: Tom Cleverly

Wouldn't add to what we already already have IMO, we need somebody with pace and a bit of 'trickery', ideally with a gambling addiction.
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:20 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 9/11
Replies: 265
Views: 26059

Re: 9/11

bluelabrador16 wrote:harpers_perm

9/11.....Inside job by the Neoconservatives!

Osama stated that 9/11 was done by a "Junta"...

They had the Means, Method and Motive.

"Lies will enslave you."
The Neo conservative theory is a discredited and and an utterly laughable fringe movement.
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 9/11
Replies: 265
Views: 26059

Re: 9/11

The official 911 report is in the public domain in a PDF and answers those questions, its 600 pages but I managed to find that 125 people were killed at the Pentagon. Honestly those questions are easily available from a host of credible sources. If the US government couldn't hide the fact their pres...
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 9/11
Replies: 265
Views: 26059

Re: 9/11

Claretmatt - the answers to those questions are incredibly well documented.
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 9/11
Replies: 265
Views: 26059

Re: 9/11

This thread is littered with amateur aviation and jet fuel experts, there is no credibility. It's easy to google 'What temp does kerosene and steel burn at' and build a limp conspiracy on it. It's easy to quote Internet articles from crackpots but most are poorly researched and easily debunked. Agai...
by harpers_perm
Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 9/11
Replies: 265
Views: 26059

Re: 9/11

The problem with these intellectually challenged conspiracy theorists is that they never have a theory of their own. They froth at the mouth whilst reading poorly researched internet sites but never seem to be confident enough to articulate an alternative theory. So what happened? How were the tower...
by harpers_perm
Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Time for a new manager
Replies: 289
Views: 25004

Re: Time for a new manager

KRBFC / ABC – I’m just perusing the Millon Clinical Multiaxial Inventory and am intrigued by your general psychopathology specifically your narcissistic attention seeking hysteria. You’re in good company though as Jacob L Gewirtz states in his ‘Three determinants of attention seeking in young childr...
by harpers_perm
Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Images that make you feel proud...
Replies: 109
Views: 17573

Re: Images that make you feel proud...

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by harpers_perm
Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34363
Views: 2047088

Re: adeola friday

Golden Brown texture like sun
by harpers_perm
Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34363
Views: 2047088

Re: adeola friday

Huckleberry Finn