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As the match kicked off Barnthorpe fans reflected on the dark days of the past and their last encounter in Ireland. It was the glum days of the 1980’s when Brian Millard was manager and after 3 consecutive 12-0 home defeats (Once against Herefund in front of a crowd of 26) only survived demotion to ...

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Don’t know how to put links on!

However You Tube has the above comedy relating to Bostock Stanley’s infamous 1974 FA Cup run.

Hilarious stuff.

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It’s that time of the month.

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Bovington Tank Museum, a great place to visit if you like Tanks. If you don’t like Tanks then the Bovington Tank Museum isn’t for you as there are a loads of Tanks there, indeed you can’t walk anywhere around the place without bumping into a Tank. Thank Monkey place is just across the road as well. ...

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Next to the giraffe is that the Knight who had his arms and legs chopped off in Monty Pythons Holy Grail?

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Totally agree with the hype comment. You can get an excellent set of Adams irons and hybrids for £250. Many folk spend 2k and it won’t make them any better. The shaft is the key, especially for me. I have a 3 quarter swing to reduce risk and a stiff flex on my driver and hybrids means I hit it strai...

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I've spent hours on this site. Interesting to see how Burnley was.

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Is it me or are they celebrating like they’ve already got promotion.

Dyche would have gone over to the fans, done the strong jaw pose, waved an arm then f4cked off back into the changing room with the players 5 minutes later.

Derby players are still out there 5 hours after the whistle.

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It’s an odd fact that Coronation Street’s Bruce Jones (Les Battersby) found one of the victims. The victim was the lady where Sutcliffe had realised his error with the new £5 note. After killing her he returned to the undiscovered body realising his mistake and mutilated her in frustration at not be...

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Assistant Director for HMRC, working on this and that. Mid 40’s been here since aged 19!

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About 6 months ago I was walking through Preston town centre. I was going home from the train station when I nipped into Tesco for a bottle of red. When entering I passed a scruff outside with a maingy old dog so on the way out did my morale duty and gave him £1, he said ‘I’m not a f***cking tramp y...

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I work for HMRC (but nothing to do with tax directly!) but POA usually relates to pension adjustments, if they have a work pension it probably relates to some form of top up repayment, especially at the end of the tax year.

Surely a call to their payroll department will explain in seconds.

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What a sh1t fight, mainly on account of De Gale’s tactics of keeping away from Jnr, throwing a stick left then jumping in trying to mount him.

What on earth have De Gales corner been doing in pre-fight to come up with that tactical master plan.

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I had a brain tumour in 2009 and when it was removed they removed everything 'ear related' on one side and it of course left me with one sided hearing. Since then I've had tinnitus that is as loud as a washing machine on full spin at all times, if people heard what I hear they'd be shocked to the co...

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What’s the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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Very sensible appointment. They stand no chance of 4th, probably out of the Champions League and he won’t get the job in the summer. A ‘take a breath and reset appointment’, gets the fans back happy and behind the team, no pressure, no expectations giving the board time to get the big name in. As a ...

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I’ve googled No.3 ‘Watersports’ and it’s nothing like what’s described here.

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The truth re Jamie Bulger is even stranger and if the truth was published it would cause outrage againgst the parents. Oh deary me. The curse of the internet and intellectually challenged brains strikes again. Does this truth also involve Elvis Presley working as a hand painted wooden duck manufact...

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2 obvious omissions. Adolf Hitler - Left Back (occasional midfielder) Burton Albion 1978/79 Adolf Hitler - German Politician with humorous moustache (Around the 1960’s I think) Peter Sutcliffe - Workington Town Centre Half 1946 to 1953 Pete Sutcliffe - Cuban heeled bearded West Yorkshire truck drive...

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Played for 3 hours, very slow at the start but purposely to get you used to the game and controls. in the first 45 minutes I shot and skinned a deer, my horse was run over by a train, I killed a prostitute, shot a posse of 16 men with a shotgun, hog tied a villain and tied him to the back of my hors...

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Go round with a Barry White LP and a bottle of Blue Nun, she’ll be wetter than a submarines number plate within 5 minutes. Be a gentleman, take your time, don’t get your cock out in the first 15 minutes as it may come across as forward. Women love compliments, tell her you like her t1ts and you’ve b...

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When you have to put your reading glasses on to watch porn.

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Bravo to them.

1 defeat in 11 games, 5th place with the same 20 points as Sunderland.

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Congregation please kneel ..... Our Lord who prepares bellow pork in heaven Hallowed be your name Thy Greeks come Thy will be done On the Turf as it wasn’t it Athens Give us this day a cauldron Turf Moor And forgiveness our negativity As we forgive bent referees who conspire against us And lead us n...

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Our fans are the most ‘un-fickle’ there are, even in the midst of our mini crisis last year most fans were just ‘meh... it will come good’.

We are realists.

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That original post is truly f4cking hilarious and a true depiction of someone without any concept of context. Do you think fans of Leeds, Derby, the Sheffield’s, Boros, Sunderland and countless other clubs are moaning about ticketing, disabled facilities and media players. We have a great manager, g...

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I’ve never understood the multitudes of people who get excited and only buy a ticket when there is a big rollover.

I’ve always thought that people like that must think it’s not worth me walking 250 yards to the Newsagents for £3million but it’s definitely worth it for £18million.

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My favourite 2 lamps are the Tiffany Lamp and Bankers Lamp. Both absolute classics, the Tiffany provides a lovely relaxing ambience in any lounge. The Bankers is a more serious piece of furniture ideally placed on a mahogany desk amidst paperwork and a Casio FX82 calculator. I love lamps, not as muc...

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Oh dear that Sanchez had just signed his own death warrant.

Within 48 hours of landing back in Colombia, he’ll be hogtied in the boot of a 17 year old Toyota Starlet and pushed over the nearest bridge.

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I have a sense of impending doom about Pickford.

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Did you know that the average heavyweight punches at 700 pounds per square inch, Drago punches at 2000 pounds per square inch.

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Ludwig Beethoven, Boris Becker, Adolf Hitler, Anne Frank, that camp German Colonel from Allo Allo, Ribbentrop your boys took one hell of a beating....

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Par for the course comment.

In a couple of years when he moves to his next club, McBoggan Academicals in the Cowdenbeath Alliance he'll be saying exactly the same thing.

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Millertime v1.7 wrote:Hahaha, love it mate. A comedian. Listen bud, i'm as big an optimist as the next man but you are on DRUGS

We still stand a better chance than f4cking Scotland.

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I suppose it’s difficult these days for commentators to say outright ‘Boateng is one of them gays’ hence the reference to shoes.

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[quote="gtclaret"]I never said I did, I said there was evidence to doubt it. In that case I was having a bit of harmless fun. In this case all I am saying is that if this video is in any way correct which I doubt, the best way to proceed is to apply to appeal. Why doesn't the man giving the talk vis...

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gtclaret - Do you still believe the first moon landings were a hoax and that the Falklands was a cover up? If so I believe you shouldn’t volunteer for any professionally trained jury if this ridiculous suggestion ever comes to fruition. I actually watched the documentary in the original post this mo...

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I purposely didn’t use ‘facking’ as I’m fully aware it’s a popular word used by the urban denizens.. ‘Those kids are facking over there complaining about their oboes cracking in the cold, snowy, weather.’ ‘Those kids are facking over there opting for the most cost efficient plump breasted Romanian p...

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Japebe43 wrote:MOST of ronaldos goals are very ordinary, unlike messi. He's just exceptional at movement and doing the basics very well.

Jesus ‘f4cking’ Christ.

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Whenever I hear the word ‘Kinnock’ I think of that video of the ginger one falling into the sea with his missus, not a very encouraging legacy after 427 years in politics.

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Does anyone know where he lives? I only feel it right to console his 19 year old wife.

RIP Peter, my mankini will be flying at half mast today.

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You can’t judge a manager of the quotes of just 2 players.

It’s far easier to judge him on his Premier League achievements and to be honest that isn’t that far off....,F*** All.

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MT03ALG wrote:Instructions from Zidane before the game: make sure that Saha doesn't hurt us or doesn't last 90 minutes.
End of game: well done son.
Enough said.

Obviously Zidanes only option obviously, I’m sure he made a point of that vociferously because his team is f****ing ****.

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A tangle? Are you for real? Absolutely. A tangle, a coming together, football is a physical game, that’s what happens and again it ended in an unforeseen injury. No commentator or studio experts were ‘guffawing’ for a red card. Yes he wrestled him but it happens constantly, just unfortunate he land...

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He didn't defend well against him - that's the whole point. That's why he did what he did. He wasn't going to handle another 70 minutes of Salah, otherwise he'd have looked daft so he did the only thing he could do - injure him. Complete rubbish, to the point of laughable. The reality is that a tan...

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He’s a total winner and does what he has to, World Cups, Euro Championships and countless European Cups.

A truly outstanding and very clever defender.

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taio wrote:Hart is a better keeper than Karius.

That’s not saying much.

Stephen Hawking was a better keeper Karius.

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On Boxrec it says Stowe fought Calzaghe in 96 and retired in the 2nd.

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Just watching Josh Warrington become Leeds (that city with the ‘massiveness ever’ football club ever) first ever World Champion and wondered if Burnley had anyone in the past of note.

I’m from Preston so know we had Carl Crook in the 90’s and Paul Burke.

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I’ve completed countless comedy presentations to mass audiences and ‘tickled’ stand-up a bit. I’m sure you’ll do great and won’t need my advice but a couple of tips I’d recommend. Start off with a strong gag / routine that you know works really well, it’s important to have a good start as it will bo...

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