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I'll be sat like Billy No Mates watching it in my local..

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Definitely missing the whole before, during, and after, match day experience.

Shuffled the songs on my Alexa workout playlist this afternoon and 1st track on was 'Foo Fighters 'Times like these' - felt very nostalgic!

Looking forward to the day it's blasting out on the big screen at The Turf again.

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Sutton-Claret wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:32 pm
How many people have just tried to lick their own elbow ??

And if they did how many succeeded?

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Long Time Lurker wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:30 pm
False, not a fact.

I could chop my arm off and do it. Not advisable, but possible.

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It's impossible to lick your own elbow

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Did ok for us when he was a Burnley player and got the impression he didn't really want to score against us tonight

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If it was a top trumps card game I'd say:-

Skill : Dwight 8. S. Maxim 8

Ability to withstand a challenge without collapsing to the floor like a big Nancy Dwight 7 S. Maxim 1

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This young man can play a bit as well..

https://youtu.be/nBNHSOn7N1s

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Dave Crawford- done a few jobs for us, recommended

07816 773010

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I also had fun with a 'windows technician' wanting to fix the "virus" on my computer over the telephone. I said if he was really from Microsoft he must have a TransWorld Automated Technician code known as a **** code for short. Was quite amusing listening to him trying to make up a **** code for him...

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Think the 'ayes' have it.
I'm in.

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Wonder how many other teams starting their 1st home game in their 5th consecutive season in the EPL have done so with 5 of their 7 subs never having started (or appeared) in an EPL game before?

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ten bellies wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:40 pm
The criminals are in Westminster.

And in China for not admitting at least 10 months ago what was happening and allowing thousands of their citizens to fly all over the globe spreading this feckin' shitstorm all over the world.

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When there's a 'gangsta rap' bit in it....init

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I thought people were no longer supposed to go for a test unless they had symptoms, or had been instructed to take one? The advice has always been and still is not to book a test appointment unless you are instructed or have symptoms but the 'walk in no appointment required' stations like the ones ...

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Lots of media coverage here at the moment about lack of testing capacity and people being giving test appointments 100's of miles from where they live. There's a testing station in Burnley centre at the moment meant for people without symptoms which always seems to have plenty of people queing up to...

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mealdeal wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:39 pm
No surprise when you've got lines of perfectly healthy people queueing opposite Tesco car park to be tested

https://www.burnley.gov.uk/news/get-cov ... o-symptoms

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A Clockwork Orange

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Will pubs be able to legitimately stream the game, I assume it would cost them more than a tenner if so?

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Amstrad -. Football Manager 2
Amiga. - Cannon Fodder
Megadrive - Mortal Kombat
Dreamcast - Incoming
PS1 - Aliens
PS2 - Guitar Hero
PC - Commandos BEL

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2 BFC legends in one photo!

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Don't mind Sara Cox but can't do with Zoe Ball Has the habit of describing everything as "very exciting" or "we're all very excited" Tuned in for 10 minutes whilst driving the Mrs to work last Friday and she was still doing it, must have said "exciting" or "excited" about 8 times (Zoe that is, not t...

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Went past the COVID testing centre in Burnley this morning. Very long queue round the car park and many of the adults had children with them of school age which was quite worrying if they were there to get tested. Wouldn't read too much into it. The testing centre in Burnley is for testing people w...

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Just seen this, really sad news.

Loved her in The Avengers and she was the only 'Bond girl' to become Mrs Bond (though that didn't end well)

RIP beautiful lady

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BenWickes wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:56 pm
Oh yes! I had a Bo Derek poster ('10' wasn't it on the beach?)

Yeah sounds like the one

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Gene Hackman
Sir Ian Botham
Kate Beckinsale
James Bond
Bo Derek and Debbie Harry

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Watched the first 3 episodes so far and quite liking it (apart from the featured 'highlights' of our game down there of course!) :( Mourinho comes across as quite a clever man-manager so far and I'm even warming to Dele Ali. Things started well for Mourinho though, willl be interesting to see if/how...

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David Beckham - could always bowl a maiden over..

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Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

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You lot got to play wi a proper ball? Luxury!

In my day, we had to make do wi an old newspaper scrunched into a round shape and tied wi string

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Our shirt actually suits Messi, shame our wages would probably be a tad short of what he's used to..

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On another thread someone mentioned the radio station 'united DJ's' which plays mainly older stuff so thought I'd give it a try.

This was one of the first tracks they played, takes me back to my early disco days as a pimply youth..

Donna Summer 'Loves unkind'

https://youtu.be/c-QNfo4pQlc

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Or not two beasts? That is the question.

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Think the Liverpool v Leeds game was always a dead cert for televising.

Had it not been postponed I think our game v Man U may well have been selected as well considering what happened last time we played them and that there are usually goals in the fixture.

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Hopey wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:01 pm
I feel a petition coming on.

I'd sign it.

Fred Truman has a nice statue in Skipton and 'only' took 307 test wickets, surely a bowler who has taken 600 must deserve one in his home town or somewhere.

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Full kit looks good. https://twitter.com/BurnleyOfficial/status/1298553828330143744?s=19 Yeah, wasn't keen on the new shirt at first but it does look much better when you see the whole kit together. Still won't be buying one though, will wait and see if the training shirts are as good as last seaso...

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I think Lionel Messi and Yasir Shah the Pakistan cricketer may be one and the same, I mean, you never see them in the same room together do you?

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When all spectators are eventually allowed back, it would be great if Jimmy could be the guest of honour at The Turf for the first match to receive the ovation he deserves from his home town fans.

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Stalbansclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:00 pm
Apparently after reviewing the CCTV footage he's been released and a penalty awarded to Man United.

Was it John Moss who reviewed the footage?

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Hopefully the scumbag will live to endure every single day of those 55 years (though I suspect he won't) Wonder if reality has sunk in for him yet? Does he still kid himself that his actions and those of his murdering coward of a brother were worth what is now the utterly futile and hopefully terrif...

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Had this the other day while we were watching an old Peter Sellers as Inspector Cluseux film, 'A shot in the dark' (the scene with the blind beggar busking and the 'minky' breaking the 'liurr') Wife said the beggar looked familiar but she couldn't place him, after some thought I realized it was the ...

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If he's worth 50 million what must Tarks be worth considering he's an experienced PL defender and an England International?

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My favourite Burnley player ever (until Ben Mee came along, now I can't make my mind up)

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Babestation (according to a friend)

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Would it be a good idea to change it so that the lower league team is automatically at home but have the option to play at the 'bigger' clubs ground instead?

(Obviously if both teams are in the same league the home team is as per the draw)

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Many years ago when I was an office manager I was interviewing for a new member of staff to join our team. The first applicant arrived and turned out to be a very pretty blonde girl in her mid twenties with a stunning figure. For the interview she was sat with her back to the large window in my off...

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A more recent annoying trend, people littering face-masks.

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Away fan ordering 3 Twixes in the Cricket field Stand and trying to pay with a fiver

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Probably still finish Bottom...

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Trial by social media. The assumption that if you're the one filming on your mobile phone you're automatically a good person and definitely the one in the right in any kind of scenario. The use of the word 'so' at the beginning of a sentence (particularly in answer to a question) The price of a Twix...

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