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Bosscat wrote:Good luck enjoying Kaitlin Jenner writhing in a bikini in a tank of insects munching on Kangaroo's Cock ....

I cannot think of anything less like making me want to watch it....

I've never seen him/her mate but I'll give that one a swerve I think.

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Did you know the 2nd language in Patagonia is Welsh ... Google it m8 makes very interesting reading... (but not the welsh language version thats undecypherable apart from "Heddlu" ...... ) https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&sxsrf=ACYBGNRDrtMHQBLorMDMGcnNoWbJwcxdLg%3A157...

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With you two being so intelligent is it tough when you log on as Steve1956 and have to act totally numb? :D Don't worry Steve, soon there will only be two of us. Boss is off to South America to escape the wrath of the Papacy. He thinks Patagonia is good because the internet is sh!t there. He's taki...

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I always remember Max Bygraves telling that old Chestnut... He was in Brighton and there were auditions for a "Max Bygraves impersonator" for a laugh he auditioned under a false name .... He came 3rd I saw Michael Cain being interviewed and he did it as well. At least mine was more original, a kind...

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Steve1956 wrote: there was so many,I dont know where to start

Yeah but they were all blokes.

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Bosscat wrote:Veni Vidi Vici m8

Can I be Vici? Go on can I? And where's Vene when you need him? Up in bloody Scotalnd that's where.

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Steve1956 wrote:Some Burnley fans are really good looking

Some arnt..

Aah Steve. You've obviously not seen me lately. I recently won a George Clooney lookalike competition. Odd though because I thought it was a Brad Pitt competition. Still, can't complain.

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Ahhhhh .... Its Steve. ... If Carling made comedians ... Steve would be "Fosters" Hello Steve :D :lol: :lol: Some bugger will accuse us of being a Cliquey Triumverate next :lol: :lol: :lol: Bags not being Pompey (he didn't fare well in that one ;)) mind you Julius Caesar met with a Sticky end too "...

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Rush! Top band, saw them first on their Farewell to Kings tour in Feb 1978 at the Apollo, Ardwick Green, Manchester. I’m going there again at the end of this month to see the superb Australian Pink Floyd Show. TIME for another link :D https://youtu.be/xTJdn2u9vkI" onclick="window.open(this.href);re...

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Steve1956 wrote:Cock munching????? F**king hell Ian???? You've changed

I've always liked that Steve, just not a kangaroo's. Surely you remember what's-her-name from the old days, you know, thingy, from Hall Carr.

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Bosscat wrote:He is being watched by an undercover operative from MI6 (code name Gillian) I believe ....

Ssssshhhhhh we have said too much already

That's not my ex-wife Gillian is it? If it is I seriously fear for his safety.

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Not since the Everton Match there was one hanging around the Fan Zone m8 photo bombing 20191005_144055.jpg Its me Bruv in the middle he is a cheeky Monk(ey) the one on the right is a dodgy bugger though ;) The one on the right is not to be trusted mate. I remember when he was threatening to join th...

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Each to their own but can’t believe so many want to watch this stuff. Better things to do and don’t know who half the people are. I genuinely don't like 'reality' TV (usually because it's a long way off reality) but I make an exception for this. It's just a laugh. If everything on TV was like Big B...

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How sad...very sad...in fact who watches this shite? It's brilliant Steve. Until you've seen a fit young thing in a bikini writhing around in a bath full of worms you ain't seen nothing. And it is genuinely funny at times. And when they have to eat a kangaroo's cock it gets really good. Oops, what ...

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VAR in its current format will definitely make things worse. I note that tit Swarbrick who is in charge of VAR gave his first real interview and scored it so far as a 7 out of 10.....unbelievable !! An ex-player (I think it was Chris Sutton but I may be wrong|) actually asked if he said that with a...

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I love the Zorro-Asturians (other spanish regions are available) .... Zorro ... who couldn't with that swish of his sword as he cuts a huge "Z" in an enemies shirt :D :D :D https://youtu.be/uZpvHkGMn5k" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Or on a door - ha ha. Now that was one dashing her...

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I would agree that the away atmosphere in the lower leagues is better but that's down to different traveling support. VAR is probably here to stay and may improve if they have time limits on decisions etc if not it's going to kill any celebration of any type or the joy of going to football Actually...

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Perhaps we should adopt this as a song to walk on to... https://youtu.be/RFPLk5mJ1D4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Only kidding :lol: :lol: :lol: OK people talk about the atmosphere in the lower leagues etc.etc... Betcha what you like they would swap league positions in a heartbeat...

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No. And hes talkng through his behind. Have you seen many champ games recently...especially the televised ones...theyre mostly so dead you can hear conversation amongst spectators.....2/3 empty stadiums watching dross ...its grim. I think 2/3 empty stadiums is a bit out bud, even the barstewards ca...

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Leisure wrote:Long time since I put Focus on the old gramaphone player!

Moving Waves was an incredible album with a sidelong track call Eruptions. Jan Akkerman is one of the finest guitarists around but never gets too much mention when people talk of 'guitar heroes'.

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Here you go house merry November 12th m8 https://youtu.be/QWT90HzLF3U" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Excellent track Boss (not sure I can say the same about the video). Was listening to Building the Perfect Beast from which this track comes recently and it really is a good album and...

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Just wondered if anyone else agrees with this. Had a guy round at ours last night to do a job and we were talking football. He is a mad keen Huddersfield fan and goes to pretty much all games. He was naturally a bit sick about relegation but he did say it had one advantage; he went to ALL their away...

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The Boys of Summer by Don Henley is one of my favourite 'driving' tracks.

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tarkys_ears wrote:They need to go NFL style or whatever and give each manager one VAR call per half with a refund if a decision is overturned.

As in tennis as well with Hawkeye. They get 3 challenges. Job done.

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This is what you get when the game is so dominated by money. In the final analysis it's a GAME and it's only because of the financial rewards that we are now trying to rule out any semblance of human error. Football fans have argued for a hundred years or more about refereeing decisions and it was a...

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By the way I thought the lass who plays Bethany on Coronation Street was gonna be in it. She’ll be sadly missed under the waterfall shower.

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I don’t like the playing to the audience confrontational stuff. I prefer the teamwork - like the Clarets. I’m not into reality programmes at all but I always watch this as it’s a couple of weeks of pretty gruesome fun. And just love the water slide finale thing - wanna do it.

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Shame that. He has just started to make our attack look like one of the best in the world. What did he ‘confront’ Gomez about anyway?

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Bosscat wrote:Careful house the Illuminati are watching

Hi Boss, glad you are well.

Speaking of Illuminati did you know that there is a by-law that says anyone having an erection in public after dark should have it properly illuminated?

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Talking about "if onlys"...... Wood was caught offside five times in the first half on Saturday. If he could fix that fault somehow, he could move up into the 10 - 15 goal a season bracket at least. Re Pieters he looks a decent player to me but is on his way out, whereas Taylor looks the better foo...

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Do you mean Fred Yabbadabbadinho Otherwise known as Fred Flintsoninho. He used to play with Barnado Rubbleinho (oh dear). They were the bedrock of the team apparently. Willian-ma was in the same team. Okay I was stretching a bit for the last one but you gotta admit it was a good try. I'll go to my ...

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Redbeard wrote:I'd like us to win a league and cup double.
Though I appreciate that this may have to wait until next season.

What? Championship title and league cup? You're setting your sights a little low.

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What is the point in "Pitchfork" playing in any game... Cos Sarfgate likes him. Now then Boss - I think it MIGHT be because he is a good and proven international. It's better for us if Pope doesn't get a game - less exposure to the player selling media. By the way it's good to know the killer monks...

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I read somewhere that McNeil is in the top four for 'teenage assists' in Europe. That's some claim if true. Actually I think it was the 'big 7' leagues in Europe, which I suppose is all that matters.

He's actually joint second in the PL regardless of age.

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International breaks - aarrrgh!!!

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Bardsley and Taylor came in after some pretty dire defensive performances (not sure Bardsley would have been playing in the two previous games even if he'd been fully fit). Wood is a shoe-in when fit so it's hard to say all-in-all. It certainly seemed to make a difference though. Be interesting to s...

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I'd take being knocked out of the FA Cup at the 3rd round stage every season, provided we remain in the Premier League. Seems Sean Dyche shares that philosophy..... Genuine question and no sarcasm or irony intended whatsoever but what is it with this 'PL at all costs' attitude that many Clarets hav...

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I know that you hear some Wigan fans saying that they would not swap their FA Cup win to have stayed in the Premier League but I’m not sure how genuine this really is or whether that’s the view of the majority. For me it feels like some of our fans have started to take where we are for granted a li...

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I get your point but for a club the size of Burnley and for the prudent approach we are (sensibly) taking then it is highly likely we will fall out of this league in the next 4 or 5 years anyhow. For me Id rather win the FA Cup at the cost of dropping out the Prem League a few years earlier. If the...

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I wouldn't go that far,but i'd happily sacrifice a few PL places for an FA cup,that will always be in our history should we win it,and in 30-40 years fans could reminisce with the younger generation,as good as our PL adventure has been it's not going to be talked about in the decades to come,wherea...

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Bosscat wrote:Perhaps on a gantry between JH and CFS above the tunnel .......

I think it should go on top of Tesco in town, that way all the fans who have deserted the game because of VAR can at least keep up with some of the action whilst out *shopping with the wife.

*Maybe VAR isn't that bad after all guys.

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Win the FA cup - wherever we finish - I'd take relegation to win a major trophy.

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If you start believing shite like that then you'll soon find yourself on a "Free Tommy Robinson" march. Very inventive. Take a quote from a longer post and try to use it to reinforce your own argument. And then dare to suggest someone who has opposed racism all their adult life is some kind of raci...

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Bosscat wrote:Plus he was an Ewok in Starwars .... and an X-wing pilot lucky b'stard

He was also Willow Hopgood in Willow, playing alongside a then lesser known Val Kilmer.

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Bosscat wrote:Or 63

Bloody hell Boss - we ARE one. You stole my line to the letter. Now I'm going to have to raise you to 84. Speaking of raising things, I was talking to my wife last night and.....ooh matron, you are awful.

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I like Tenable, just for Warwick's crap jokes .. :D He has a dry humour. Once heard him being interviewed on local radio and he was quite funny. He was on about having to go to the end of the bar in a crowded pub and peep under the flap to get served but the interviewer asked him what's the worst t...

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Blackrod wrote:I opened this thread thinking it was going to be about cannibals or the recruitment industry. Hate quiz shows and daytime telly makes me feel like I’m a student, on the dole or I suppose retired.

Shouldn't you be busy opening doors in the House of Commons?

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Steve1956 wrote:Tenable next,I love being retired

What is this Head Hunters and are you being dwarfist about Tenable? By the way have you heard the one about the guy who thinks you, Boss and me are the same person? If you rolled the three of us into one there'd be a lifetimes work for a good psychiatrist.

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Comedy, music, art, cinema, literature is totally subjective, there is no element of objectivity because no matter how good or bad we think something is someone will like it. If you think Davison was so bad how did he become at one time one of the highest paid people on TV, it wasn't because of his ...

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