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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 25, 2023 10:17 pm
Was that a horses head in his pocket ... looked like him in the initial celebrations wearing the horses head

I'm glad I didn't imagine that.

Thought I'd gone to the Democratic Republic of Congo on a Pink Elephant for a while there.

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Like at Boro, he was properly enjoying it and was quite moved by it.

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What an absolute arsehole.

Was hoping that Barnes would take his head off his shoulders.

Born in Stockport apparently, must have got the jealousy from his Dad.

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Good grief there are some right sandal wearing slavering loons on here.

Nothing happening but let's call fellow Burnley fans.

Utter sad cases.

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Aclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:02 pm
I heard plenty of boos at FT in the JML.....hope they were for the ref rather than the team.

Of course they were for the Ref.

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DCWat wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 22, 2023 6:58 pm
An insightful alternative opinion to the posters view.

We’ve spent a good chunk of money of Foster, we need to give him every opportunity and there were some good signs the other night.

We will not see him again after this season.

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Little movement, slow to shift it, crossing shite again, no one in the box, poor defending..... etc.

Although they did make some brilliant blocks. We could have been 3 up at half time.

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Uwe Noble wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 22, 2023 6:14 pm
Wrong decision to start with Barnes. Got to give the likes of Foster, a rapidly improving player, as much game time as possible this season. He is the future.

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Ha ha ha

I knew they'd bottle it.

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They're starting to find their normal pre money place in football.

They have Frank Lampard as manager, their 'shortlist' must be 20 pages long.

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'We only hate Man Utd, hate Man Utd'

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 15, 2023 6:52 pm
And we almost didn’t make it after an issue on the M6. I got in around 5 mins after kick off.

Perfect timing for today.

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Not possible.

We have to play each team twice whether they are a weak or good team.

We couldn't just not play Reading because they are weak team and because you find it annoying.

We all would have preferred playing Juventus or Real Madrid but we were bound by the rules unfortunately.

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Goody1975 wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 09, 2023 8:10 pm
Some massive chips on their shoulders there.

Be able to make a massive 'chip butty' with them.

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It was Spades. She's still looking down on us and celebrating.

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They've been sore ever since 2009 when we beat them home and away, and in a little cup match at Wembley.

"Man U fans in Burnley shirts" was the chant. Clueless.

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Not been able to stop laughing at the Lids result.

Thoroughly damp pants.

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Transfer window flight tracker thread.

I think it was WatsonsClaret who said he saw the plane through his window.

Rolling about!

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I was looking more at relegation than play offs, with everything considered.

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Any other club and he wouldn't have been here now, he wouldn't have lasted.

We've been a good fit for each other.

Always been a Barnes fan and I remember his goal against Barnsley when we were without forwards.

He'll always be our shithouse.

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I know it's not over, but this season has been very very special. There's not a Burnley fan alive that would have predicted this. From shitting ourselves at the beginning watching Muric playing like a sweeper, to Tella cutting in and sliding it across to our RIGHT BACK in a centre forward position. ...

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Sheedyclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:47 am
I’ve seen worse.

Ha ha, yes.

A bloke behind me said, "it's like watching the 4th division days".

It was that stupid of a comment I couldn't be bothered saying, well you couldn't have been there and seen it.

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We are shite ??? ... so we don't deserve to be top of the League by 14 points from 2nd and 17 from 3rd ... get a grip Clarets tonight was an off night OK ... I am sure VK will get them in tomorrow and sort it out We didn't lose 🙂 ... If you're getting that from the thread title and OP, I may as wel...

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BFC12345678 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:43 pm
If we wanna be a prem geam we shud be beating Sunderland at home

It doesn't work like that, besides, we are/will be a Premier League team very soon.

If you'd said, we need to be and have a better team next season, then I'd go with you on that.

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I know it's all relative; and about opinions. But I didn't think it was anyway near 'shite' Boro set up well and had a go in the 1st half. 2nd half they were only interested in taking a point. Which they did. We weren't at our best up front, but once again, we never for a second looked like losing ...

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But there's plenty of good uns in the bank for us to have an off day.

Think Sunderland did a job on us, even though our midfield was anonymous.

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Didn't see that but at the same sort of time I saw a Sunderland bird being carted off into t'Turf on a stretcher.

Crap night all round really.

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Middle-agedClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:34 pm
Roll Over Beethoven - Chuck Berry

Erm, ELO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgcKhqlFz4Q

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A bit worse than signing Brian Stock.

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Dance Stance by Dexys is a good one for name dropping.

But not musicians, so a pointless post from me.

Still, DMRs

........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Les-Hnh-E

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Sean Dyche was given some Magic Beans in his first pre season,

Which he grew a Tom Heaton and David Jones from.

He fed the rest to Danny Ings and he became an actual goal scoring forward.

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PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 26, 2023 10:10 pm
It’s rum but anyway, you don’t drink it in quite the same quantity

Of course it's Rum! Did I mention that I've bin on t' swill all day.?

Back in my box.

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4midable wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 26, 2023 9:51 pm
Les mis
Greatest showman

**** me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBdKMv9_vPE

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Haha, currently on offer at Tesco, £25 reduced to £19 with clubcard. Enjoy your evening my friend! It's funny how certain drinks are perceived by a lot of folk. I get a tin of Special Brew or Gold Label to mix and ummph up my ale, and that's seen as a problem. But you can sup your 40% proof whisky ...

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I only post on here when I'm at the hospital and full of methadone.

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PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 26, 2023 9:21 pm
Proper job is the one, sorry to interrupt your convo. Currently on Appletons signature blend though!

Interupt away me man. I've just had to Google your drink.

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Probably the worst of the Neame's brews, and not liking Sam Smiths.

You absolute philistine you.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 26, 2023 8:58 pm
Nah its a 4 pack of Doom Bar and "The Greatest Showman" ...

"From Now On"

Nowt wrong with Doom Bar but I thought that you'd be on t' Sam Smiths Imperial Stout or something.

Being a ten bob millionaire living in the sticks like.

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Found it!

http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... beach+boys

Talk amongst yourselves for an hour or so, because I'm going back to 1960's California.

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Gin and ale, but not in t' same glass.

Now where is that Beach Boys thread?

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 25, 2023 8:53 pm
Got a surprise for you fella.... if you ask the nice lady, she'll wrap in paper for you - I ask every week!!!

Nice

I'll remember for next time.

I only go once in a blue moon though.

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Holts on Scotland rd in Nelson has been my “go to” (all the way from Burnley) for a while, but the owner/fryer has taken a back seat and there are two new people involved. Let’s see how it goes…🤔 It was still good as of last week, You don't get fish as good as that from anywhere else. Pity they don...

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Royboyclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:14 pm
Whoa....steady BOT......you, of all people, know better than that.

Jimmy Adamson was the closest thing to Bobby Moore that we will ever see.......but Beyer has so much potential.

Different game now Royboy.

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No where near the best centre half we've had, but definitely the best footballing centre half we've possibly ever had.

He suits us.

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Boiled no....Air fryer get it in there..beautiful ....have you got an air fryer if not get your arse out tomorrow and buy one just to cook your Black Pudding in. Sorry I'm rambling and very plssed nite Stan. :D Air Fryer, is that what was dropped on Nagasaki in 1945? All I need is gas and a frying ...

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:08 pm
Cheapskate

Not so much a supermarket as a famine relief centre.

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:47 pm
Stornoway Black Pudding ....thought nowt could beat Bury Black Pudding till I ta sted that .

I'm currently in to Lidl black pudding.

Already sliced for frying (boiled Black pudding can f^^k off) and it's a peppery delight.

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Lord Beamish wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:50 pm
Not negativity. Just realism.
I’m 50 this year. I know what I want and need to make me happy.
Watching City muller us, time and time again, isn’t on that list.

I see that you're not going to budge you old bugger.

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Not me. 4 years ago, jaded and bored by our humdrum existence in the Prem I didn’t renew my ST. It had dawned on me that the 7th place finish and adventure in the Europa was actually the absolute peak of what we could achieve and I’d seen it. I picked and chose my matches from there on in and gradu...

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:30 pm
...Brewdog Lone Wolf gin try it....f**King amazing

Bloody hell, Scottish Gin.

Whatever next for the skirt wearers.

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