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Can't believe there's still a team behind us in the league

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expoultryboy wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 17, 2024 4:28 pm
We have training sessions ??

Yeah most weekends when we play against the senior teams

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Shame we don't learn anything from these training sessions

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Jesus Christ... Now they can't even be arsed to pass it properly

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I see we still don't have a standard starting 11

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I'll do 6/4

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I guess we've found Bluelabradors new login...

tarkys_ears · Re: Food Count - Burnley v Arsenal 17.02.24 15:00 276 corns 35 Jews UTC!

276 corns

35 Jews

UTC!

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When you go down to ground zero, head down to Stone Street - it's probably a 10 mins walk - old buildings, loads of bars/restaurants I was there back in August I think and they had a good trick park near ground zero / outside the new train station there. That's worth checking to see if anything is o...

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Jamesy wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:36 pm
Why are they pricks? Are they the new breed of ten bob millionaires by any chance?

Wannabe faux middle class

I think she said something to my missus about popping round for an elderberry cordial when we moved in

We're not exactly on the same page

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My neighbour (prick), his missus (prickette) bought their first ever new car. Their old one had a private reg on.

They kept the original reg whilst it was still current (cant remember what year, 22 maybe) until the 72 plates came out and put their private reg on.

...

sums them up.

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Forgot last year so done a quick Google and yep, it's pancake day today.

I use my Yorkshire puddings mix 60g flour, 2 eggs, 150ml milk. Never fails and seems to do alright pancakes.

Give us yer best recipes and post some pics of you like!

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Yes... do it for the "likes"

...what a load of crap.

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Kilson810 wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:02 pm
Hopefully a championship ground next year

Why, you wanna go there for an away day?

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I duno.

All i'll say is after a heavy tasting tea or something like that, at least I've always got Starmix or something in the house as a pallet cleanser. Also, when did YOU last get to have Oreo cereal for breakfast?

Not for one or the other but that's the way it is.

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5 games.

He's clearly travelling around taking in home and away games.

It's called a "holiday" or "vacation" if you will whilst he oversees his business interests.

Rocket science?

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It'd be hilarious if Birmingham City ended up back where they belong...

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...wondered how long it would take before literally every post ended up like

XXXXXXXXXXXXX who is currently on your ignore list, made this post.
Display this post.

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what_no_pies wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:40 pm
To you, _ears!

See, now THIS was a joke

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Not having a go at all. Just trying to gently cajole us back to the tinned food counting traditions which once seemed to serve us so well. The main tradition being a tongue wedged firmly in cheek. You should try and not take things too seriously, particularly if opening a thread on counting food st...

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Oh dear, now the no-lifers are trying to have a go at the food count.

This board never fails to entertain/impress/confuse/surprise.

**** em, carry on!

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A 156
B 201
Total = 320

(Yes I know it doesnt make sense but I've no idea so its basically 2 guesses!)

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Most of em are still struggling with Berge

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That emblem and name SCREAMS nouveau chav to me!

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Castore... what even is that?

The clothing equivalent of Rich Energy drinks?

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Does anyone care anymore?

(serious question)

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You can have mine... im off!

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We deserve to be relegated.

Mistake after mistake after mistake.

A easy goal from a corner that should never have been

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Foster looking fantastic early on

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Goliath wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 03, 2024 2:31 pm
Goodison park wins Everton a point in injury time. I must say our fans really could do more in helping the team in tough moments like they do at Everton. They would have been relegated but for their fans in the last couple of seasons imo.

Not their FFP breaches?

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This is getting pathetic

Theres someone on the floor every 30 seconds

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Bit of a scrappy game this.

Everton look good but aren't threatening Spurs at the back

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WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

Yeah I am glad I guessed again, shame I didnt guess a couple more Cherries.

First win I've had for ages!

Ta for the count!

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Had me scratching me head for a second and I only had the 4th letter to go...

But hey ho. Done in 5.

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dougcollins wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:11 pm
I cant do with that sugary bread with a bacon sandwich or a burger - Brioche, is it?

Not acceptable.

It's "brioche style", if you're eating it with brioche, you're an idiot.

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:03 pm
Entering twice naughty naughty

I forgot I did.

I was going to do it last night. Then I didn't. But then I must have gone back and done it again

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Do the 2nd one

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87 Cherries
262ml Jews

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I got it "AT THE DEATH" today

hahahahha

Great at puns me!

Wordle 957 6/6

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38 cherries

170 Jews

!0 PTS for the exact? Hardly seems worth bothering then!

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3-1?

Didn't watch it but followed the updates

Are we getting better?!

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Claretmisterg wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 31, 2024 7:41 pm
tarkys_ears now in 14th place on 22 points.

I need a W like VK does!

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There we go. Resized for the board limits

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Having trouble uploading an image as - file too big for it so you'll have to take my word for it... The actual number of d vicious potato balls was 84! Closest guesser was claretblue who came in at the final knockings with 87 and takes all 5 points. Congratulations and thanks to all who participated...

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Right count closed.

Should take about 10 seconds to do this one so stay tuned!

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Closing in 10

Get em in!

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Bump!

About 2 hours or so to go!

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canalsideClaret wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 30, 2024 4:27 pm
96 noshies for me please

Easy lad, this is a family board!

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CharlieinNewMexico wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 30, 2024 2:49 pm
41 gnocchi on the oche

Do you think y’alls recipes will work with this bag of gluten-free cauliflower gnocchi that’s been in my freezer a year or do you think it’ll fall apart?

If it does, you could always call it "bubble and squeak"

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bobinho wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 30, 2024 7:21 am
Gwen! Gwen!! I’m having the gnocchi!!!

come on bobinho! if you can comment you can spend 2 seconds chucking a random number in!

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