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by Chobulous
Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:30 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump On His Way Here
Replies: 125
Views: 5960

Re: Trump On His Way Here

claretandy wrote:he has an obsession, with buttocks, anal sex, gay men getting more than he does, i think it goes back to his time at Ampleforth with the monks.
Sounds like a new branch of Incel to me
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:20 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump On His Way Here
Replies: 125
Views: 5960

Re: Trump On His Way Here

Throbbing tool seems to be a bit of an obsession with you.
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Traditional narrow minded pre match review
Replies: 41
Views: 4010

Re: Traditional narrow minded pre match review

From our friends down on the south coast. Stuck in the 1800s - Check Homophobic - Check Ashley Barnes hate - Check http://wearebrighton.com/blog/2018/04/match-preview-burnley-v-brighton-3/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Southern pederasts should be transported to the colonies. ;)
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Daily Mail
Replies: 136
Views: 10446

Re: The Daily Mail

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Murderers_%28Daily_Mail%2C_1997%29.jpg Funny how when the Daily Mail ran this headline that was praiseworthy, and when I said it about the murder in Oswaldtwistle then that was wrong The only thing that is surprising about that is that anyone gave a fl...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Daily Mail
Replies: 136
Views: 10446

Re: The Daily Mail

Historically black people tend to vote labour and I think it was a cynical attempt by the Mail to reach out beyond their core readership who tend to vote for the Conservative party. Why else would the paper want to run a crusade for Stephen Lawrence when it spends most of the time demonising immigr...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:10 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FA to sell Wembley
Replies: 47
Views: 3744

Re: FA to sell Wembley

deanothedino wrote:Most people can probably understand american football. It's not complicated.
It's a highly choreographed group fight.
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Daily Mail
Replies: 136
Views: 10446

Re: The Daily Mail

Damo wrote:The black vote?
I'm guessing it was an attempt at humour, otherwise it makes no sense.
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Milton Keynes as good as dam it relegated
Replies: 32
Views: 3359

Re: Milton Keynes as good as dam it relegated

I guess we could debate tit for tat sadness for ever
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:49 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Milton Keynes as good as dam it relegated
Replies: 32
Views: 3359

Re: Milton Keynes as good as dam it relegated

cricketfieldclarets wrote:As if anyone cares. Almost as embarrassing as people hating lincoln :lol:

Id get out more...
Shut up and fall into line. Hating MK Dons is de-rigeur among true football fans.
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Standing up (or sitting down) for the Clarets
Replies: 19
Views: 1831

Re: Standing up (or sitting down) for the Clarets

I'm happy sitting down. I love the nostalgic idea of going back to the old terraces with the atmosphere etc but I know from away matches I have been to in the last couple of seasons that I end up with a bad back if I stand for 90 minutes.
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Lawrence Day..
Replies: 126
Views: 8810

Re: Stephen Lawrence Day..

I fully hold my hands up to the crime of generalising, but only on this board. The people on this board that respond in an completely inappropriate way to threads like this are white, middle aged and men (apart from Healeywood). And that does not make me hypocritical for pointing that out. Being a ...
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Lawrence Day..
Replies: 126
Views: 8810

Re: Stephen Lawrence Day..

But still racists though, which is the only demographic I despise. Hell, is that even a demographic? Yet you still manage at every opportunity to cite white middle aged or old men as those at fault for everything. You make no attempt to differentiate you just lump them all in there. You are a hypoc...
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Lawrence Day..
Replies: 126
Views: 8810

Re: Stephen Lawrence Day..

The great thing about thread like this is that you know what you are saying is getting through to people. I'll take any brick bats going as long as the message is getting though. Because that is all that matters. The message I get from you is that you condemn a whole section of society for the very...
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Lawrence Day..
Replies: 126
Views: 8810

Re: Stephen Lawrence Day..

TheFamilyCat wrote:Is there a new amendment to Godwin's Law; The Lee Rigby Clause?
UpTheBeehole wrote:
Drummer Lee Rigby apparently, you always have to get the drummer bit in or else you lose 1000 Help For Heroes points.
It comes right after the Middle Aged White Male Amendment
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:52 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Stephen Lawrence Day..
Replies: 126
Views: 8810

Re: Stephen Lawrence Day..

My view of this is that we should not see this as Stephen Lawrence's personal remembrance day but rather see it as a day to reflect on what can happen when society is infected by ignorance and blind hatred and where stereotyping is the norm, with Stephen as a figurehead for that reflection. Unfortun...
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:52 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Westworld
Replies: 30
Views: 3549

Re: Westworld

Things have certainly moved on from "I never watch Coronation Street".
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The Daily Mail
Replies: 136
Views: 10446

Re: The Daily Mail

I'm guessing from the way these things have worked in the past that the royal parasite bursting from its host was splashed all across the front page with banner headlines. Also on the front page was probably something indicating that, inside, there would be a 17 page special on the royal spawning. T...
by Chobulous
Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:07 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Happy Saint George's day!
Replies: 72
Views: 4770

Re: Happy Saint George's day!

UpTheBeehole wrote:Probably because St Patrick was British.

St George was Palestinian, and a lot of Brits don't like people from round there.
Got your point the first time, it was just as irrelevant then. No doubt you'll keep on casting.
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Wenger
Replies: 68
Views: 5096

Re: Wenger

Herts Clarets wrote:What looked like being a game played in a stadium with thousands of empty seats, will now be played out in front of a packed out and emotional home crowd bidding farewell. Should be a good day out.
Packed out with most 2 faced b@stards on the planet
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: When will we start being a direct team?
Replies: 8
Views: 1035

Re: When will we start being a direct team?

When will we stop whinging about anything and everything?
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If you could be a fly on the wall...
Replies: 35
Views: 2762

Re: If you could be a fly on the wall...

No Chobulous. If you are a fly on the wall you are a fly on the wall. I presume from the post that one can pick and choose the options. After all, a fly on the wall would not be very much interested in 'The rape of the Sabines' except for the smell and would not be able to watch in human terms as t...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 231
Views: 14436

Re: Windrush Scandal

Pstotto wrote:I don't think numbers come from the blacks, it comes from the Arabs. I think binary code comes from England. Not sure who invented logarithms.
John Napier - Scottish I believe
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:31 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 231
Views: 14436

Re: Windrush Scandal

UpTheBeehole wrote:Blocked posts are only blocked when you're logged in.
A bit pointless having a blocklist then.
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:28 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Windrush Scandal
Replies: 231
Views: 14436

Re: Windrush Scandal

Some posts on this thread are pretty disgusting. And unsurprisingly it's from people who were already on my block list. The govt. need to sort out this mess and provide assurances that people under threat of deportation won't be deported until the govt. have proven that they have no right to be her...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:57 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ideas please.
Replies: 48
Views: 2076

Re: Ideas please.

Get a dog
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:53 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If you could be a fly on the wall...
Replies: 35
Views: 2762

Re: If you could be a fly on the wall...

... Watching 'The Rape of the Sabines' Not just me, in fact it was one of the major subjects of Renaissance royal titillation via art commissions employing the old masters. Actually if I could be a fly on the wall, it would have to be with another fly. They spend the whole of the summer just having...
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PFA Premier League Team of the Year
Replies: 37
Views: 3312

Re: PFA Premier League Team of the Year

Outrageous, there should be at least 11 Burnley players in that line up, plus Jay Rodrigues because he was born here and used to play for us. Typical unjustifiable bias against us.
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:08 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: I hate politics
Replies: 43
Views: 5501

Re: I hate politics

mucky I could not concur extra I abhor Politics with an power all the primary gatherings in this united states are an outright disrespect. I have never voted and may not do till the factor while any person genuinely addresses me in a dialect I realize and answers addresses appropriately and actuall...
by Chobulous
Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: IPL - racist and sexist?
Replies: 11
Views: 1172

Re: IPL - racist and sexist?

Got to say, I find the need for cheerleaders a bit pathetic - not from a sexism point of view, the need to play a jingle and for them to get up and do a little dance after every boundary really isn't necessary, especially when it's happening three times an over. They just look bored after a while. ...
by Chobulous
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:48 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dealing with the wife
Replies: 47
Views: 4248

Re: Dealing with the wife

We’re going on holiday at the end of June / early July. I have already told her not to wash and iron our holiday clothes straight away when we get back. That way she will have something to keep her occupied for our first games.
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Enoch Powell
Replies: 146
Views: 5814

Re: O/T Enoch Powell

Sidney1st wrote:Logans Run?
He fancies himself as a Sandman.
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Enoch Powell
Replies: 146
Views: 5814

Re: O/T Enoch Powell

I don't disagree with your old person culling though. What's the cut off point? 70? Or when your own money runs out? That's the thing about UTB, he doesn't realise that he is getting older by the second and if his world view (or at least that of his troll alter ego) came to pass Carousel would be f...
by Chobulous
Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:26 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Does anybody have OCD?
Replies: 94
Views: 6282

Re: Does anybody have OCD?

When we are playing away from home I will not switch on Soccer Saturday until 4:55.
by Chobulous
Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Can anyone recommend a roofer
Replies: 33
Views: 3638

Re: Can anyone recommend a roofer

Use the Rated People App
by Chobulous
Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:12 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What next ?
Replies: 47
Views: 4148

Re: What next ?

Bacchus wrote:Care to hazard a guess as to why we might have female only institutions?
No, care to enlighten me?
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Women
Replies: 36
Views: 4150

Re: Women

Speaking of which, we have a springer spaniel. When my wife first suggested we should get him I was against it. When she asked why my answer was that spaniels were smelly, always breaking wind and left their hair all over the place. Her response was "That just describes you Peter". We've had him now...
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:06 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T Conor McGregor
Replies: 48
Views: 3527

Re: O/T Conor McGregor

UpTheBeehole wrote:Bloke's a cock.

That entourage he had going round with him were all full-blown knobjockeys too.
A bit homophobic that don't you think.
by Chobulous
Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:56 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What next ?
Replies: 47
Views: 4148

Re: What next ?

I can't believe that this has degenerated into a tit for tat about parking (well knowing this forum I can believe it actually). Somewhere in this the gist of houseboy's post has been lost because of an opportunity to get all holier than thou about disabled parking. His point I believe is a valid one...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Martin Luther King
Replies: 23
Views: 1856

Re: Martin Luther King

If you'd said "If Malcom X was around today ..." you'd have had a fair point. Martin Luther King's greatest achievement was convincing an oppressed minority that the best way to improve their position was through peaceful protest. He never wavered from that position and he could never have been ass...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Martin Luther King
Replies: 23
Views: 1856

Re: Martin Luther King

Imploding Turtle wrote:So my post wasn't obviously satire?
No it wasn't obvious, and the reason it wasn't obvious is because you aren't associated with satirical responses. You are associated with petulant insults and abuse.
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Martin Luther King
Replies: 23
Views: 1856

Re: Martin Luther King

Just an SJW soyboy antifa terrorist. No, he spoke out at a time when there was real social injustice and oppression. He put his life on the line for the pursuit of a better society, where everyone would be treated equally in the eyes of the law and he paid the ultimate price. He faced Bull Connor d...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Blackpool beat Burnley
Replies: 8
Views: 1503

Re: Blackpool beat Burnley

I did not realise that Burnley had such a problem with heroin when compared to other areas of the UK. It’s clear that we’re unable to control the supply of heroin to the UK, but what we can control is the social and health-related effects of heroin when it is being used here. Unfortunately that is ...
by Chobulous
Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:00 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another day, another mass shooting in the States
Replies: 118
Views: 9358

Re: Another day, another mass shooting in the States

ClaretMoffitt wrote:I wonder what % of terrorist/mass shooters in the US actually have an NRA membership and didn't obtain their weapons illegally.

I'm gonna just go out on a whim and say its a low %
Out on a whim - the first time I've seen someone write with a lisp
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 04, 2018 1:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Another day, another mass shooting in the States
Replies: 118
Views: 9358

Re: Another day, another mass shooting in the States

Vegan body builder. Didn't know you could get vegan steroids.
by Chobulous
Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:42 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Trump/Russia Dossier
Replies: 1276
Views: 101652

Re: Trump/Russia Dossier

Sidney1st wrote:Upthebeehole is our resident copy and paste expert, saves him having an opinion of his own.

Turtle doesn't tend to do that from what I've seen, he has more of an opinion then beehole does.
That is terribly unfair to Upthebeehole. He certainly has his own opinion on Ashley Barnes.
by Chobulous
Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bring Back Hanging?
Replies: 70
Views: 5527

Re: Bring Back Hanging?

As mentioned earlier in the thread we didn't have modern methods such as DNA testing when we had hanging as a punishment. I'm not saying execute every single person convicted of murder. If I picked out Moors Murderers, Sutcliffe, Bellfield to be hung as an example. That is 4 evil murders dead with ...
by Chobulous
Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bring Back Hanging?
Replies: 70
Views: 5527

Re: Bring Back Hanging?

Do you think that people have stopped being wrongly convicted? Exactly right. People are still being wrongly convicted all the time. Fortunately some of these wrong convictions are overturned, some prosecutions are stopped before conviction, but if we had capital punishment as an option, then in th...
by Chobulous
Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Cheating Aussie
Replies: 148
Views: 13650

Re: Lehmann

Cleveleys_claret wrote:Lehmann announced he is stepping down after 4th and final teat
Sucker
by Chobulous
Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:39 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: National Trust
Replies: 50
Views: 4117

Re: National Trust

bedfords wrote:Did I miss the announcement for the shittest thread ever competition?
You might have missed that announcement but you were certainly on the ball when the announcement for the most pointless post competition was made.
by Chobulous
Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Bring Back Hanging?
Replies: 70
Views: 5527

Re: Bring Back Hanging?

A number of people on this thread have stated that they are in favour of the death penalty in cases where there is some form of certainty. My response is that even in those circumstances Stefan Kisco would have been executed because the police and the CPS deliberately withheld evidence that proved b...