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by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Luton
Replies: 469
Views: 17444

Re: Burnley v Luton

...


what the absolute ******* ****.

**** the PL. **** every ref in this country. this is a ******* conspiracy
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Luton
Replies: 469
Views: 17444

Re: Burnley v Luton

Yep... seemingly only when its us
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 12, 2024 9:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Luton
Replies: 469
Views: 17444

Re: Burnley v Luton

Do handballs not count when its against us?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 12, 2024 8:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Luton
Replies: 469
Views: 17444

Re: Burnley v Luton

Beautiful ball from Lyle
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 12, 2024 8:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: TNT tv
Replies: 2
Views: 1000

Re: TNT tv

Yea. I fell for that last time we were on
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 12, 2024 8:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley v Luton
Replies: 469
Views: 17444

Re: Burnley v Luton

Oh **** I forgot this was on tonight...
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 12, 2024 4:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Fellaini
Replies: 13
Views: 2299

Re: Fellaini

Surely would never fit into our system?

It'd be a Dyche style signing and it'd go the same way.
by tarkys_ears
Thu Jan 11, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ‘Mad as a Hatter’ - food count v Luton (January 12th, 5pm cut-off)
Replies: 41
Views: 1435

Re: ‘Mad as a Hatter’ - food count v Luton (January 12th, 5pm cut-off)

Diamonds 27
Hearts 31
Bones 34
Rectangles 38
Ovals 29
Circles 30

Ta JD!
by tarkys_ears
Wed Jan 10, 2024 8:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joey’s in bother again
Replies: 394
Views: 29164

Re: Joey’s in bother again

Ugh, too early in the morning to be reading about who the millionaire idiots want to sue and countersue for libel

Tis funny how both sides are being triggered though.
by tarkys_ears
Sun Jan 07, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Plum Duff
Replies: 25
Views: 3942

Re: Plum Duff

Oooh yeah they were the days!

We never locked out doors, no iPhones or social media, just abject poverty in the real sense and kids dropping dead of easily preventable diseases...

Good old days!
by tarkys_ears
Sun Jan 07, 2024 6:59 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Insomnia
Replies: 40
Views: 4095

Re: Insomnia

White noise

A must for me these days. Sleep like a baby away from home with it on the phone
by tarkys_ears
Sat Jan 06, 2024 11:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: JJ WATTS
Replies: 22
Views: 3711

Re: JJ WATTS

When you type an unhinged post on a forum they really have to be all in CAPS for future reference
by tarkys_ears
Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Strap yourselves in fellow Clarets
Replies: 13
Views: 1879

Re: Strap yourselves in fellow Clarets

Nah we just need to stop giving goals away for free ...
by tarkys_ears
Wed Jan 03, 2024 3:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Food count - Spurs 05/01
Replies: 32
Views: 1392

Re: Food count - Spurs 05/01

58 cockles

70ml cock juice


Ta for the count!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 29, 2023 6:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FOOD COUNT v Aston Villa, (a) 30 Dec
Replies: 25
Views: 850

Re: FOOD COUNT v Aston Villa, (a) 30 Dec

122 unyuns

130 Jews

Ta for the count!
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 26935

Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread

Back to trafford, invite pressure, miskick it out for an oppo throw

Glad to see we've learned a lot this year
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 26935

Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread

Not sure what was just blown for - maybe a foul of Beyer but we got off with that one
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:54 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2975

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Lol this ref is an absolute clown
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2975

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Relegation form from sheff u

Unfortunately we could do with it from both
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2975

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Ho!

2-3
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2975

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Bizarre call for a corner though...
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2975

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Gwaaan

What an easy goal

I can't believe we're down at the bottom with these two teMs
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sheffield Utd vs Luton
Replies: 36
Views: 2975

Re: Sheffield Utd vs Luton

Oh dear oh dear
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 26, 2023 3:40 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread
Replies: 376
Views: 26935

Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool - Match Thread

It's in the stars for us to win

Us sending ole faketeeth baby back off home with tears in his eyes is my Xmas gift!

Let's go 2-0
by tarkys_ears
Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:51 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 72
Views: 4240

Re: Merry Christmas

warksclaret wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:56 pm
Merry Christmas-lets hope we can all enjoy a fine claret this Christmas
Mine's a Vile supporter but I'll try...
by tarkys_ears
Sun Dec 24, 2023 11:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Manchester United Latest
Replies: 2
Views: 915

Re: Manchester United Latest

Gotta get off that 1* hygiene rating first!
by tarkys_ears
Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FOOD COUNT Mighty Clarets v Liverpool BOXING DAY
Replies: 33
Views: 1178

Re: FOOD COUNT Mighty Clarets v Liverpool BOXING DAY

43 cherries

102ml Jews


Ta for the count!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 10:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tonight’s boxing
Replies: 14
Views: 1656

Re: Tonight’s boxing

There's just no atmosphere when everyones not coked up, ****** up and trying to fight each other!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We couldn't... Could we?
Replies: 29
Views: 2640

Re: We couldn't... Could we?

Halfway to go, if we've turned a corner we could end up mid table or better.

If its business as usual, we'll end the season on 22 points...

Who knows which is gonna happen but I suspect it will be extreme one way or another...
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:55 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Are some footballers thick as mince...
Replies: 9
Views: 1582

Re: Are some footballers thick as mince...

Connor roberts was quite funny earlier with his "leg injury"
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: We couldn't... Could we?
Replies: 29
Views: 2640

Re: We couldn't... Could we?

jedi_master wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2023 6:09 pm
Next two are free hits, expect nothing and be happy with anything.

What's a free hit and why are the next 2, please?
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 4:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley
Replies: 549
Views: 24937

Re: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley

Well, well, well. Wudjabelieeeveit!

Can't comment on the performance though as I've only watched the last 20 mins or so due to ongoing Turkey gathering issues encountered earlier today but great 3 points for the lads!
by tarkys_ears
Sat Dec 23, 2023 4:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley
Replies: 549
Views: 24937

Re: Match thread - Fulham v Burnley

"perfectly legal"

any other team and "you can't get away with that these days"

Who's the prick talking is it Sherwood?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7511

Re: VILLA

9 mins...

From where?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7511

Re: VILLA

Oh my god...

******* idiotic var but hahahaha **** the vile
!!!!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7511

Re: VILLA

Red card incoming!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:41 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7511

Re: VILLA

Mcnobhead coming on

Hope he gets sent off again the dirty so and so!
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7511

Re: VILLA

That was a defo handball. They got off with one there

Sheff U have all the moment now though
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7511

Re: VILLA

The play was a result of the foul

Doesn't matter how long went on after, it wouldn't have happened like that otherwise.

..or do we now constantly foul keepers in the hope the ball stays in olay for another 5 seconds and you score a goal?
by tarkys_ears
Fri Dec 22, 2023 8:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Villa v Sheff U
Replies: 113
Views: 7511

Re: VILLA

**** the vile!

Hope they lose this one, even at our cost!
by tarkys_ears
Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:54 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Food Count Fulham Away 23rd Dec ... We need Heroes
Replies: 58
Views: 2410

Re: Food Count Fulham Away 23rd Dec ... We need Heroes

Creme Egg Twisted 6
Whispa 5
Crunchie Bits 7
Dairy Milk 6
Dairy Milk Caramel 5
Twirl 7
Double Decker 6
Fudge Finger 7
Chocolate Eclair 8

Total Heroes 57

Nice count boss!
by tarkys_ears
Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tinned Food Count Everton 16th December
Replies: 33
Views: 2475

Re: Tinned Food Count Everton 16th December

478 beeeeeeeeens

116 joose

Ta for the count!
by tarkys_ears
Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:11 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: What striker is a feasible buy in January?
Replies: 65
Views: 10638

Re: What striker is a feasible buy in January?

What's Danny ings upto these days?
by tarkys_ears
Sun Dec 10, 2023 5:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Does Pace regret ?
Replies: 120
Views: 20856

Re: Does Pace regret ?

Dyche had about £1bn in total spend in order to end up relegated with a worthless, knackered, old squad.

Buying and selling isn't his forte unfortunately.
by tarkys_ears
Thu Dec 07, 2023 6:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FAO Foodcounters
Replies: 139
Views: 8059

Re: FAO Foodcounters

I can't do Spurs but I'll do Man City on 31/1
by tarkys_ears
Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Could Villa do a Leicester ??
Replies: 43
Views: 5341

Re: Could Villa do a Leicester ??

Yeah but bet they lose to Brentford...
by tarkys_ears
Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:21 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: PL / FL / Scottish grounds visible by rail
Replies: 48
Views: 3327

Re: PL / FL / Scottish grounds visible by rail

Elland Road, St Andrews, Wembley
by tarkys_ears
Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: FAO Foodcounters
Replies: 139
Views: 8059

Re: FAO Foodcounters

I think we need what_no_pies to do one every week
by tarkys_ears
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Criminal
Replies: 132
Views: 16580

Re: Criminal

MT03ALG wrote:
Tue Dec 05, 2023 9:34 pm
Play like the old Colne Dynamoes. Keeper gets the ball, everyone hits the half way line. Not pretty but you apply the golden rule of football i.e. never to lose the ball in your own half 8-) 8-)
In your own goal area would be a start