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Loved "boston goals" .

Calling bastock the "net minder". "Ellender with the field goal" as it sailed miles over the bar etc etc.

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1. Classless klopp and Di canio
2. Silly American woman pretending to drink tea with her finger up. Should have been booked at least but the comm. thought it ever so funny. No. Its just a form of racism.
3. We voted leave, why are you still here jibes.

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The lionesses have this morning released a statement (strangely worded) in support of the Spanish ladies. They appear to be having a general pop at the Spanish fa. That does seem a bit odd in the circumstances, but there again I imagine that some of them have played in Spain and if you had to pick ...

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If it was consensual, then he wouldn't have needed to have his hands on the back of her head so that she couldn't get away. He appeared overly grabby with an awful lot of them. I don't think that his peck on the lips (it was hardly a john wayne style sexual assault) was much worse than grabbing her ...

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It's Manchester United fretters that's way. One of the biggest global clubs. The fans and owners (sort of) demand success. The Glaziers have been a total disaster for them. Absolutely shocking, they were winning nearly everything until these bafoons got involved and let City take over the great Cit...

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lakedistrictclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:17 pm
1-0 Chelsea

Pity. Their fans have been rubbish compared to Lutons.

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4midable wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:01 pm
Al vs Al

Of course. Sorry, I thought Ronaldo had gone to the US or turkey.

I see that there is a side in the league that doesn't begin with A. I bet they are rubbish, but hope they win it. Damac.

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First time that I've felt let down that Watford aren't in our league.

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CFS wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:40 pm
Ronaldo 2 - 0

What game is this?

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The art teacher that marked it 13 out of 250 was about right.

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I think that perhaps you have failed to understand the meaning of life. Go back and start again. Well to be fair, you showed likewise by listing van der graaf generator. Each to their own, though. I'd rather have my own clarity of thought than just agree with everyone else. It may be true, though t...

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IanMcL wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 21, 2023 9:29 pm
Has Fairy ever been used as a lube? Does it make lots of bubbles? Is it better than own brand?

Mods, can we please merge this thread with the one about rodding a stuffed back passage?

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When fully fit, they are both about as good as each other. For the euros, Spain had key players missing. For the world cup, England had players missing. Anyway, Japan were by far the best footballing side, but were overcome by the height/strength advantage of Sweden. They trounced Spain, remember. A...

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Spijed wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2023 4:20 pm
Wonder how long Gary O'Neil will last at Wolves.

Brighton have a phenomenal record against wolves in the top flight going all the way back to Peter ward and lawrenson (being a class player rather than a knob) .

Almost as guaranteed a 3points as man city taking them off us.

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claretblue wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2023 3:29 pm
Liverpool equalise 27 mins
Luis Diaz

Judging from the description on ssn it was a penalty won by a forward deliberately dangling his foot out and going down.
In the championship, Plymouth got no penalty and the forward a yellow card, but at Anfield.........

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Thankfully we’ve come a long way since the majority of this dross. Have we? There is just more choice now. For every good programme there is still a tipping point, a Mrs browns boys, a keeping up with a kardashian, a celebrity sitting on a roundabout that you wish would accidentally turn into a cen...

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No Ney Never wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 19, 2023 1:48 am
BHS
C&A
Dixons
Kwik Save
Our Price Records
Zodiac Toys
Woolworths
Burtons
Top Shop
Top Man

I was in c & a in schleswig last week. They also have a woolworths. C & a is in loads of high streets just over the water. Now that debenhams is gone, it's a decent place to do clothes shopping.

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kentonclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 18, 2023 6:36 pm
Series 2 of the Swedish drama Rig45 also starts tonight at 9 pm hidden away on More4.

Thanks for the tip.

Big fan of anika.

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Greenmile wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 18, 2023 2:49 pm
The fact that the thread title is just his first name and (I would suggest) the vast majority of people would know who it was about before clicking through tells you he certainly made some impact on the game.

Thought kojak was dead.

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The football knowledge of the kop The 1966 world cup winning team (1970 English team was better) Johnny Wilkinson as an outside half Bryce young The average iq of the British populace Opera Most mainstream germanic classical music The lake district The cult of celebrity Charles dickens as a comedy w...

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Crooks lineker and Carragher should take the place of the three stooges. But wait a minute that’s an insult to the three stooges. What a trio of complete pr..ks. More like the golden girls. Past their sell by date and unbearable to watch. Carragher must be the tall bossy one. Crooks is the small an...

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Wales would live to have a dwayne peel in his prime going into the world cup.

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Maatsen was worse than vitinho. Looked way out of his depth, which was even worse when you consider that Chelsea were all over the victims most of the time that he was on the pitch.

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Before Liverpool became “interested “ Chelsea only willing to offer £80 million so a “bidding war” really helped Brighton get an extra £35 million. Good. I don't mind Brighton picking up an extra 35 million at the expense of one of the cashspunk clubs. Liverpool probably ought to be looking at a re...

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No, burnley.

Barnsley is a different place and in Yorkshire.
That's probably all you need on the south coast.

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Excellent. Coincidentally, I was in sonderborge this morning.

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Yep. USA out on penalties. Lots of favourites getting knocked out. Sweden v Japan will be a tough one to call.aa Japan look the best all round footballing side in the competition, but if there's one side they wouldn't want to have matched up with, it's Sweden, who are dominant just where japan look...

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Not being into actors, I mistook the picture in the op for Robbie Brady with his hair shaved off. But that's only a good match in the middle section.

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When I tried to look at the badge upside down on my phone, the shirt's built in plimsoll line technology made the shirt automatically self right itself. Imagine how good that would be if it prevented the likes of Harry kane and mo salah from being able to fall over.

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Generally, it's a good idea. I'd like to see goalkeepers that deliberately fall on the floor when winning near the end get a free kick against them when they end up holding on to it too long. That's already possible but scarcely done. Otherwise, the prospect of 11 extra minutes of a game that is v p...

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Are you sure they didn't mean Harvey barnes? They are, after all, a massive club.

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Nope, not watching. Love the test matches, and love T20, but I can’t seem to find a place for this. 🤔🥴 this seems to be for cricket what the Europa conference league is to footy…. I disagree with that comparison. If your side makes the Europa conference league, then unless you support a billybigbol...

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Shaggy wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 02, 2023 9:48 pm
7.5 to 1 odds to go down on B365 if anyone fancies a punt

Is the word "on" in the wrong place?

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Napoleon wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 01, 2023 2:11 pm
For a Spaniard signing, the unmasking in the Coliseum scene from Gladiator. Imagine deep faking Company's head onto the emperor! Could be edited to make it shorter, I thought the Italian job reveal was a tad too long.
https://youtu.be/E8e1frSahkc

He'd make a pretty good morpheus.

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A variation on the opening credits to Captain Scarlet https://youtu.be/5HVSfQgb-mM The new third kit with a sash would make a good thunderbirds outfit. A player going through a sequence similar to virgil being transported onto the pilots seat in thunderbird two, but when he lands in the seat the pl...

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It looks like an early 1980's Stoke away shirt, but with an upgrade by replacing the pinstripe with the diagonal stripes of light.

Looks better on the "models" than in the the first picture

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Ampth7 wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:33 pm
Does anyone know what’s wrong with Benson?

He's just ****** off as it turns out that esmee brugts can not only copy his "cut inside and then let one curl into the top corner from outside the box", trick, but she can do it twice in one game.

See highlights of nederlands v Vietnam earlier today.

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Well so far, the star of pre-season has been Anderson who cost nothing. The squad is a proper left back and a centre back to cover the first choice pair away from decent, but yes, the overachievement last year has made regression (in terms of a finishing spot) likely,. That said, howe is popular, so...

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Damo wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:58 pm
Oppenheimer. 3 hours of my life I won't get back

Maybe you should have gone to barbie instead.
I don't suppose I'll watch either.

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SussexDon1inIreland wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 30, 2023 7:47 pm
Just watched it on iPlayer what a match !
If only Clifford had one of his normal days

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He sort of lost the plot in the second half. Costly misses some of those.

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They don't play each other enough already?

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Claretprinter wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 29, 2023 6:36 pm
Portable contactless card readers - they get you when its crowded say on a train and hold it near your pocket hoping you have a contactless card.

Like that isn't a foreseeable result of having contact less cards.

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But the very worst was in a documentary on fgm, years ago, when they showed some poor African child being tied to two posts, and then stopped the pictures but left her screaming running as she was savagely assaulted. That was totally horrific. How the **** could anybody allow or actively encourage t...

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The Alien bursting out of John Hurt would've been good to see 'live' at a cinema in 1979. I didn't watch it until 20 years after it came out, I knew what was going to happen, and it was still ferkin horrible. The rest of the film is too ******* boring for words. That's the highlight. I'll pick:- 1....

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His name is luca He lives up at Turf moor He's never heard of blackburn But knows we beat them many times before He'll give you trouble every night He'll not give up without a fight But won't play the basstards any more We don't play t'bastards any more We don't play t'bastards any more. Obviously t...

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claretburns wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 23, 2023 4:40 pm
Well Man City are going to win it, so what's the point in watching it if you know the winner before?

Because Liverpool and man u aren't.

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Well I typed in "does boris johnson think the world is flat?", but the first response that came up was:- "more people now believe that the earth is flat than think brexit was a good idea." So either 52% think that the world is flat so stop this thread now you spherebelievers and get over it. Or the ...

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I can't see that he's going to get a better contract, certainly not a more influential one away from PSG unless he ends up in Saudi.

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Thankfully not.

But that is partly because they sent me to a music school, so I discovered some stuff a bit more advanced than you normally get to hear/work with at 9/10 than most. I don't think I've taken on anything directly from their musical tastes, but I'll settle for that.

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Jerusalem is forever connected to the women's institute.

But that scouser song is far more irritating than the marching on together and even worse than that bubbles rubbish. It's also second on my "don't pick this" on my most hated funeral music list - and I go to quite a few of those.

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