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Who knew you were allowed to do tactical blocks in football??maybe we should start lining up from kick offs like we are in the NFL then and “tactically block” the opposition till we get the ball.Never heard as much ******** in my life. Only you can't do that. It's outside the 5 yard zone, so that d...

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Liverpool looked better without him perhaps they will cash him in and sell him to Gerrard For sale Old (but successful) diver. Only one hamstring. Might have some running left in him if you surround him with a multi-billion pound squad. Only one title win on the clock. Available for an over-inflate...

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evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:11 pm
Forest Green fans must be getting sick of all this Chopin and changing...

I heard they want him to **** offenbach to Watford.

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Celebrity.... Watch

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https://ewoodpark.jimdofree.com Now heres a deluded moron thats off the scale ... if you can stand dark blue text on dark grey background 🤣 there are some really stupid views from a complete and utter bellend In the Burnley section, why do they have a picture of a young Eddie howe in with the *****...

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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:42 pm
Dallas getting absolutely spanked

Don't speak too soon.

Oh oh, now there's a pick.

Hahaha ha. Like watching Scousers lose.

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And on the main topic: 1. Most people posting on here are not the typical armchair fan that is presently the main funding source of revenue. 2. To the question of whether that goal would be allowed at Anfield, then it would probably depend on who scored it. If it was Liverpool then no. We'd have had...

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Would this be the FA’s ideal 20 team EPL? Liverpool Manchester City Aston Villa Arsenal Tottenham West Ham Southampton Chelsea Manchester United Newcastle Wolves Sunderland Swansea Fulham Nottingham Forest Leicester City Everton Leeds United Ipswich or Norwich Bristol City If you are allowed either...

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Pickles wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:10 pm

Part of me thinks Kieffer Moore wouldn't be a bad shout - physical, good from set pieces, neat with the ball - but then probably not.

With Roberts, maybe. Not much point if vitinho is going to keep the rb job. His crossing isn't up to it.

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Quicknick wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 07, 2024 7:15 am
What is white noise?

The best track by Mike peters on his "rise" album. That would keep you awake though.

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Newcastleclaret93 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 04, 2024 8:57 pm
I could go on there and put your username as an ethnic slur.

It doesn't seem much of a slur. Not dissimilar from calling a British person a Tommy.

On the other hand, not included on the list are muricans, rednecks, Scousers or victims. Tottenham fans get a special mention, though.

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Yes ger FGR down, as well. I don't have any ranked in the same category as Salford. Forest green haven't really ****** me off too much since they were stroud, and had a promotion run-in with merthyr. Salford just don't belong. It's not as if we needed another league team in the Manchester area - th...

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Who gives these storms names 🤔 How many Gerrits and Henks do you know 🤣 Mind you cant wait as only 2 more then its storm Kathleen (Mrs BC is a Kathleen so will have great fun blaming her) Can only think of henk voss who played up front for nac breda when I used to watch them. I don't know any Gerri...

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Not mentioned above is that although these players are "running at speed", they still manage to dangle a leg out to make sure that there is contact there before throwing themselves on the floor. VAR + offside =irritating. VAR + diving for penalties = ruining the game. It's about time that somebody w...

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!aiboforceN wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:01 pm
... based in Battle, West Sussex too

Not quite. It's east sussex. We also have a drain emptying business with "passionate about poo" tag on the back of their drain cleaner trucks, but that's not a pun, I suppose.

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groove wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2023 3:00 pm
This is theft, and I would hope it's investigated as vigorously as all other disorderly events in the ground.

He was minding his own business and then out of the blue he was the victim of a missile attack. He will probably apply for compensation and a public enquiry.

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If we get 7 from the next 5, I'll be very happy. They don't look the best of fixtures.

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You wouldn't think someone like Deeney would be so desperate to appear on TV that he goes on a "clever" programme to show he's not clever. Fair enough if he had never been on telly and wanted a moment of fame, but why would a celebrity do it? If they come across as entertaining then they get asked ...

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Think Trippier needed a proper rest. Not sure if they had to throw him on tonight because of an injury. Kraaft injured. He had a rest at the weekend after getting himself suspended. Chelsea were pretty poor really. All that money, few injuries by comparison to their opponents. The highlight was big...

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Bloke that applied for for a Barclaycard. Sent contracts back with some amendments and his signature and Barclays sent him a card. He disn't pay his balance, started fining them for sending letters and reminders, charging them for allsorts of trivial things. Court judged that Barclays should have r...

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Thought he was going to stoke.

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He didn’t award it though, that’s my point Yes he put people forward for it, but he didn’t sign anything off Let’s not forget, it was desperate times, we needed PPE. The French had kept our order for themselves The stuff from Turkey wasn’t up to scratch Both of those were orders via official channe...

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I'm hesitant to suggest that the UK needs an inquiry in why we spend so long over inquiries. If I had the chance to set the terms of reference for an inquiry the first item would be the inquiry must be completed within 6 months - and no payments for any of the lawyers involved in the inquiry unless...

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Bugger. I hoped he was moving to Toronto.

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No-one picking wout up front then?

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The only club in the top 8 that has a track record over the last decade of paying silly money to older players in decline is the one that he has just left. It's one of their owners' major flaws. Spunk loads of money on a player that will sell a load of shirts rather than one that might prove to help...

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I get slightly more pleasure in trying to imagine how some of today's primadonnas would get on if you put them back in the '60's.

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Goalposts wrote: ↑
Mon Dec 04, 2023 10:22 pm
The board want the money for Jack Clarke and Mowbray not for letting him go

But now they have to pay Mowbray off.

I don't understand quite what they expected. It's a pretty young team that's had a bit of a bad spell, but not bad enough to go full Watford.

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It'll be 23 away It can't be, as if it was, we couldn't get them away in the fourth round. It will be a home tie against someone that doesn't make us excited. Bristol city, Swansea, Shrewsbury. No chance of being on TV. That will be reserved for man u drawn home to Wigan/Watford/doesn'treallymatter...

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Well if we got three points thanks to a couple of iffy var decisions on boxing day, that would make my Christmas.

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kentonclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:05 pm
And temperatures could plunge to as low as MINUS -10!!

In the Scottish Highlands

They are -10 in Everton already.

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James isn't on the same level as dvdd or walsh. When either of those are on the ball, it suddenly doesn't look like women's football, although they have basically cancelled each other out for the most part.

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England look to be missing williamson rather badly. They have made beerensteijn look good, when she is usually a weak link as an attacking option. This is a pretty attacking line up for nl. I'd prefer to see brugts further forward and an extra defender on. With this line up, it could end up 5-5. Tha...

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Well, he passed his 11+, anyway.

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The Detroit Lions Scrooge was a miserable *******, but I don't remember him having an aversion to punting the ball or trying a fake punt on their own 23. Gough was giving presents away all over the place. Suicidal. But a bearable game. Meanwhile, as usual, dallas get given a cupcake game for the se...

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On the plus side, last year's was a nicer shirt, and we have at least won a good few games in it.

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My apologies to Chesham for my post above. It was Amersham, not Chesham that did the dirty. I know the two are close to one another, but I shouldn't have got that wrong. Chesham are a nice club, and were particularly good to Merthyr when we had to go there one year with a team (almost) made up of sc...

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When you look back, Shearer was every bit as good as Kane, Ferdinand & Terry a class above any centre half pairing we have now. Ashley Cole arguably the best left back we've ever had and in midfield Lampard, Gerrard & Scholes as good as, if not better than anything we have now. Well if you'd had a ...

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Quite a bit of muddled up stuff on here. 1. Barnsley recalled somebody from a loan between the date of the original game and the replay. In the replay, you can only play players that were eligible for the first game. He was out on loan for the first game, so couldn't play in the second. Barnsley pla...

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There should be a compensation scheme for malicious and/or careless demands for money. If they had evidence that you had displayed the badge correctly but chose not to look at it or include it (and the failure to inclide that photo suggests it was deliberate) then they should be penalised. It's an ...

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I used to work in this industry so feel comfortable saying this: Do not just get your old conservatory roof tiled over or insulated in any way. Get the whole roof replaced if you're wanting to go down this route. If you convert the roof into something that is non-translucent, then even if its origi...

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Dodobdobodobo wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 17, 2023 9:30 pm
Why the f… is he playing in midfield?

Because he isn't good enough as an international full back.

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To answer a few of the questions above:- 1. Yes, we can issue a claim. 2. As pointed out above, some of the facts would now be more difficult to prove given that Everton have been found guilty of a ffp breach in the year that we finished 18th, but that is not the same as their being convicted of a c...

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And yet, the goal that someone who plays in the Maltese league scored is the one presently responsible for England qualifying and probably being in pot 1.

Not watched any of their matches, but given all the reports on here, how **** must Italy be to be worried about not finishing second?

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It's still bonfire season in east sussex, last one being next weekend at Robertsbridge. Christmas doesn't really get going until after bonfire disruption.

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Christine "kingfish" Ingram live version of "empty promises."

I can't put the link up until I'm on something that isn't a phone, but that guy pretty much nails everything he touches.

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It's the wrong position. We needed a left back before the season started and right back looks iffy at times (both decent players for the championship, mind). Newcastle started with 6 full backs at Old Trafford in midweek and then brought two more on as subs. Won 0-3. Clearly, we need to buy at least...

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No. We get a whole load of cash this way. From an enjoyment point of view, I'd rather we'd just run away with div 2, and were moving up the divisions with no var, and had had a decent chance of getting away tickets at forest green, Colchester and the like last year and some new grounds this year. Of...

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I can't help but want Luton to keep a clean sheet given who they are playing. Preferably with some goals correctly disallowed by var.

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No Ney Never wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 04, 2023 2:45 am
Why is it an average cast? You some sort of music guru?
Enlighten us.

Probably something along the lines of: that new beatles single isn't the beatles because two of them are dead, but it's just as rubbish as most of the stuff they made earlier.

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