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boatshed bill wrote:For anyone who suffers from depression, the release of endorphins through exercise certainly helps with the symptoms

That's a very very temporary fix. Which isn't the answer.

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I was talking to my dad when he came back from his normal Saturday night out for drinks with his mates at the golf club. I was chatting to him and ran upstairs to catch up with my mate who at the time was on Messenger - we're talking 5 years ago. I ran back down to have another word and grab a beer,...

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Vegas Claret wrote:big win for Stanley

Should keep them up.

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edison wrote:Imagine we finished 8th

More chance of me sleeping with the the girl who works in the local Greggs.

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I reckon the United States finish bottom.

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Burnleyareback2 wrote:doubt he would come and will have other offers.
Does he enhance the squad we have, absolutely

I don't think he'd be value for money. We have a budget, and who would you rather have in the box, him or Wood? Wood, every time.

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thelaughingclaret wrote:BBC are saying 7 seconds but are also saying that opta are claiming it’s 6 seconds. Can anyone use a stopwatch correctly these days?

So we started with 10 seconds and we've got down to possibly 6. Do I hear 5 anybody? *bang* It's to him at the back. 5 seconds.

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Vegas Claret wrote:could well have been, it was bloody quick !

Talk me through the goal, VC.

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ClaretAndJew wrote:Fastest ever PL goal

What was the split? As it was also 10 seconds from Ledley King.

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Vegas Claret wrote:Brighton have made 6 changes - Hughton is saving his players for Newcastle at home at the weekend

I'd probably do the same thing, so sensible.

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Bosscat wrote:Mars will be up next trialling a new Twix

At least it's not Uranus.

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TVC15 wrote:No problem - if you can show us the £40m you have in the bank to cover potential liabilities we are on !

You and your technicalities!

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randomclaret2 wrote:Ive seen 1000/1 today for us to be relegated...

I'll give everybody 2000/1 odds on us going down, but only if 20,000 people place at least a £1 bet.

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We need to keep hold of Pope. We're knackered if Heaton got injured next season and Hart had to step in. Sell Hart and keep Pope until a suitable replacement is made.

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Come on Spurs.. batter them.

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randomclaret2 wrote:Is there such a thing as an 'Upward Spiral ' ?

It's a progressive rise or fall, so I guess so.

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Thankfully, it's not a position we'll need anytime soon so long as Heaton remains fit and ready. The best keeper in the Premier League.

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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Flags, stupid hats, t-shirts, sing about beating Germans, drink booze and ignore the religious aspect of it.

Similar to Paddy's Day

Sounds like a cracking World Cup.

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Bosscat wrote:Very good Frank thats my kind of joke (trouble is 1/2 the pub would be like the girlfriend )

Yes bosscat, I think we share a similar sense of humour. There's no bigger praise I can give.

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bob-the-scutter wrote:Champions of Europe aren't they?
Yes, they must be cos they sing about it.

If getting knocked out in the semi-finals makes you champions, then I guess they are.

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My girlfriend was doing a competition in a magazine earlier this afternoon when she asked me, "Babes, do you know the name of the lance St George used to kill the dragon?" I said, "Ascalon." She got up and walked to the front door to go out. I said, "Now where are you going?" She said, "Over the roa...

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dsr wrote:Can we have an away win for Doncaster v Accrington please?

Yep, another game I'll be keeping an eye on. They're only 2 points above the drop.

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Anyone that thinks their favourite supermarket is treating them with 3 for 2 offers or any promotion is sadly mistaken. The supplier or owner of that brand is paying for it. They will be covering the lost profit that Asda has given to the consumer. In the 3 for 2 offers, often the supplier has very...

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Quickenthetempo wrote:Burnleys transfer policy is to sign players that haven't reached their peak. So I would be surprised if we signed him now.
Decent player though.

I'm looking forward to Crouch's best.

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It's a no from me. And besides, he's all about the money, so will go to whoever pays the most.

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Is Ronnie p1ssed?

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A shame Ronnie is out but fair play to Cahill. Comes across as a very normal level-headed chap and deserves to go through.

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TheFamilyCat wrote:Anyone else shocked that the Leeds fans stayed out?

There were probably 150 to begin with in the beer garden

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ClaretTony wrote:There quite often is when top six club fail to beat perceived lesser club.

You came across well.

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I usually do the interviews on request but we were listening and I was fuming with all this anti football nonsense. Terrific performance tonight, terrific result but the whinging top six club didn’t like it. Some clown on the tube said that the FA should step in and ban Dyche. Burnley fans brillian...

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Tony was pretty much bang on with what he said. I've been warned off Talk Sport - is it always this neutral?

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I've managed to tune in... but this is the first time in like 5 years. Are they neutral?

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Holtyclaret wrote:Bad stuff is that spice.

A bit harsh, he's not yet posted.

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I give up.

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Well... I went to the site and it's given me about 27,885 options.

Which station? It keeps offering me multiple choice. This is bloody terrible.

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We're a good side. I noticed Chelsea had a few men on McNeil.

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I guess it beats the 72 steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

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Well deserved.

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Cubanclaret wrote:They might have observed how we didn’t use any substitutes, so wasted no unnecessary time.

I think that would be anti-football.

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It’s hilarious how badly the top sides take it when they don’t roll over the small fish. We definitely employed some time wasting tactics in the second half but you see the exact same thing from the big clubs when they’re up against it. Absolutely. We had a go at them at the start of the second hal...

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Like I say - Chelsea could have been well up in the first 15 minutes. After that, we deserved the point.

Why do so many people who no doubt list football as one of their interests, have no clue of the sport? It's crackers.

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I actually like it when players say this. It shouts out how good we actually are. This is no fluke - we should have really got all 3 points at Old Trafford and we beat Spurs. So don't let this annoy you - just smile, because it shows we're a very good side. We finished 7th last season and the table ...

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They didn't watch the game. That is why.

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He's a defender and plays for Chelsea - yet doesn't understand the game. That is why Chelsea aren't challenging for the title.

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We should have gone 3-2 up.

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The problem is having no clue at all about football. That's what I find annoying. Reading that thread, I see one person who has a clue about how football works and what to appreciate. It's embarrassing. One comment where you can just tell he's over the age of 18.. "Cracking performance by Burnley - ...

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Down_Rover wrote:Who is Kevin?
Zola mentioned him every other sentence

He did look like he was home alone.

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Yes Frank, I get the point. But we aren't exactly going to get relegated and to try to not win a match when we've literally invite them to come at us for 20 odd minutes and we have the opportunity to go for goal or a corner in the last 30 seconds is unforgivable. Don't forget - Chelsea could have r...

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Yeah but as per, we hang on for a point with 70 mins gone no matter how well we're playing. NOT going for goal in our last free kick with about 30 seconds to go was unforgivable. Typical Dyche, only ever cares about the bare minimum. Same every game. Eventually it'll (and has) go against us! One of...

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I watched the game in the social, surrounded by about 30 Leeds fans... a Huddersfield fan... and a Liverpool fan. We deserved that point and at the beginning of the second half, I think we could have grabbed a third! They could have been 4-0 up inside the first 15 minutes but after that we grew into...

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