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Shortbread gets my vote. Though the issue is there’s too much naff fake shortbread around that doesn’t taste right, proper shortbread dunked in a good brew is the best.

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The league 2 version of our Ash

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What nationality are they classing Barnes as?
Even though he can’t get an Austrian passport and will never play for Austria, sky and the like believe he isn’t English at all and is a full blooded Austrian still.

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I switched it on just now to see a French obese woman in a tutu type thing. I switched it of immediately.
That’s enough Eurovision for one lifetime.

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dougcollins wrote:As alluded to earlier, what do you do when the Holiday Inn and Premier Inn are full?

Travelodge. When that’s full too then I don’t know. Not sure what glamping is but it seems all the rage, could get a few tents on the cricket field.

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Charlton players, fans and staff all celebrating like they have won promotion tonight. Also that penalty end thing seemed set up. ‘Safety reason’ my arse. I don’t think the Charlton ground safety officer should have more authority over a football game then the ref, shocking really. After that and af...

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I thought the stewarding at the Turf was bad but dear oh dear, they just weren’t interested at all in that! Portsmouth and their fans have always been gits.

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all sponsors are - but money This one looks worse then usually though. Probably the most ugly one we have ever had, though I do think they get worse and worse every year. In a few years you won’t be able to see the actual shirt it will just be one big Chinese logo. Actually with this I think we are...

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The shirt itself looks OK but that sponsor logo is truly awful.

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For Maddison not to be picked after the season he has had seems very odd. As we all know, it’s not how you play of even if you play, it’s who you play for.

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YESSSS!!!! Celebrated that win like it was one of our own!
Every football fan in the country can now breath easy for another year! Get in! Love Lampard and Derby me, top club.

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U20s are playing a few games in June as well. Suspect he’ll be called up to one of the squads.

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What’s with the love affair with Forest Green here? They are a poxy vegan club in a small village with a rich sugar daddy. Odd that some Burnley fans would find that model of club desirable.
I want tranmere to go through that’s for sure!

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Very poor. He should have punished Leno but doesn’t have the bottle to do anything against a big six clubs. He just guessed and that’s one thing a ref should never do and decided to favour the bigger side because that will appease the FA and the people who run football (Sky). Shows how poor the stan...

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If you were an Ajax fan that’s got to hurt. Like sticking a finger in a gun wound!
All English (English clubs anyway) final, who’d have thought that not long ago! Wow. Football eh!

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I was really worried it was going to be Moss for this one and he’d let koscielny literally throw it into the net, again.
Hopefully Dean can continue his magnificent record for us and have another good game.

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Truly awful. There’s been a fair few air disasters over the last couple of years. I’d never ever get on any Russian built plane, the Russians have a history of building unsafe aircraft. Also I’ve always thought that the overhead bins should have locks on and be locked during take off and landing to ...

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Anyone who’s been to Goodison and thinks that being in that lower bullens, especially towards the back, is great for fans and better then a modern ground is nuts. Yes it has character and that makes it better then modern grounds, but lots of other grounds have character and you can see the pitch at ...

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I regularly go from Lagos to Lisbon by bus, so I'm sure Faro to Lisbon will be an equally painless experience. The bus/coach drivers are excellent, and if there isn't a toilet on board, they stop for a fifteen-minute break at a service station. Just listen for the driver shouting, ''quinze minutas'...

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Why the hell was he confused? I don’t get how anyone can defend that, straight red all day long!
I think these young pampered players at the big clubs expect every single decision to go their way and are all shocked and confused when something rightly goes against them.

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I find it comical and pretty awful that the police demand that they get instant respect from the public just for wearing a uniform. They need to understand that respect is earned, and after incidents such as police brutality and bribery etc. not to mention Hillsborough and plenty more cover ups, man...

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We won our first and only ever game at Huish Park a few years ago

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Think he wants out of United and doesn’t really care, a keeper of any worth should’ve stopped that second city goal never mind him. There’s something rotten at that club, I don’t think there’s one player there who actually cares at all. Edit: Oh and I forgot to add, long may that continue! I loathe ...

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I hope none of our players chose to have a drink at the player awards this year. How dare footballers think it’s ok to celebrate with alcohol and how dare they think they have a choice in what they do and what they drink! And I really hope they don’t think they can substitute any alcohol for pop or ...

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BBC are saying 7 seconds but are also saying that opta are claiming it’s 6 seconds. Can anyone use a stopwatch correctly these days?

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Wood is the top scoring New Zealander

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The size of the prem was reduced because somehow being paid more makes you more tired. A championship player or below can easily play Saturday, Tuesday, Saturday, but for a premier league player that’s just far, far too much and they get really tired, especially players at big clubs with dappy expen...

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The advert is daft because it talks about some fictional animal called a ‘rang tang’. Why? I don’t know. If they had use the animals proper name then fair enough.

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Gunnarsson pushed Taylor over, I think I may be one of the few people that noticed that but if you watch it it’s bleeding obvious. The referee did make a mistake, it should’ve been a free kick to us.

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Ian Wright truly is unbearable. I don’t know what happened during his brief time with us but I’m pretty sure that he now hates us. He has no idea at all of the laws of the game if he thinks just because a shot is on target it’s automatically deliberate hand ball, and yet the BBC employ him! Anyone o...

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Quickenthetempo wrote:Tickets left in the Jimmy Mac Lower

20 normal viewing singles
34 Restricted views/Amenity seats.

Where are the restricted view seats in the JML?

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Very odd reading that. “The ambulance service said its clinical hub initially assessed the call as a category three, which gives a two-hour target response time.” It took 2 and a half hours for the ambulance to come yet “The South Western Ambulance Service said it responded within target times.” Am ...

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They did the same thing with the football league, which is now the EFL. Basically it has to be down to money because let’s face it everything in football is, I presume being called the EFA will make the FA more profitable in China or somewhere. If there’s more money to be had they’d change it to any...

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Why wasn’t he selected for the first team squad? Or at least the U21s? I think if he was in Chelsea’s reserve side he’d be in the U21s for sure at least? How many times has this fantastic Hudson-Odoi played in the premier league this season compared to McNeil? If this Odoi can play at ‘the highest l...

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No word of any pitch inspection so we can presume the pitch will be fine with the drainage it now has. Around the ground won’t matter. Remember in the premier league fans donnot matter, as long as the pitch is fine the game will more then likely go ahead

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What midfield? We don’t have one. Shows how much we have relied on Westwood, without him we are as bad as we were in the first half of the season. People have said the change in goalkeeper has been the big difference of late, but tonight has shown us the most influential player we have is Westwood a...

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Boo some exrovers player like Jordan Rhodes say and that ok. Boo at player like bing and instantly it’s because of the colour of his skin, nowt to do with him being a tit at all is it. Implying racism where there isn’t any is daft and in itself is more racist then anything. Stop the world please.

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After what Murray did last season in diving and getting Tarks banned I really don’t think they can complain. Very short memories them Brighton fans have. Surprised they can get all their fans into their plastic ground with all them chips on them shoulders. Also where were all them fans when they wer...

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He’s 0.05mm offside, and as we known from the use of VAR in the fa cup 0.05mm is a clear and obvious error by the linesman, and the referee should be referring in the confermace next week as somehow a mistake by a linesmen is always the fault of the referee. I’m really not looking forward to the fut...

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It’s just a real shame that Cardiff and Southampton have hit form at the exact same time as us.

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Wouldn’t surprise me if the cap was lifted. Money is king. In football in this country if they can squeeze an extra penny out of anyone they will.

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Why was Vokes so desperate to move and so desperate to get away from Burnley football club that it had to be this week? Why is it the only replacement we could muster is a 38 year old who can’t get into a championship side? Something isn’t right. Is it a case of typical Burnley? Spend all month tryi...

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I don’t know what to say. Surly if Vokes was unhappy and wanted to go we would’ve known this weeks if not months ago, meaning we could have got a better replacement then this. I think ewe are all confused. What is actually going on? Last season we finished 7th and qualified for Europe, this season w...

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Stupid by Hendrick. Wasn’t nessacery, he wasn’t going anywhere! Stupid to give away a free shot at goal. Doesn’t matter if you’re tired as a premier league footballer you should know not to do that. Stupid. Brain dead in fact.

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According to the BBC we are away at Arsenal. I know we get mixed up with Barnsley all the time but with Cardiff? That’s a new one

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Are his parents them who sell beds?

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The last couple of games some morons have been singing ‘he’s one of your own’ when he certainly is not one of our own. He’s about as one of our own as any other Burnley player in the side. It was embarrassing. Anything is better then people singing that.

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That took ages and what happened to clear and obvious error? Just like the Vydra one. And this is going to be in the league next season! It’s shocking. It needs work but the game don’t care. I think they like more contoversy as sky and the like lap it up and we all know sky run the show. And that’s ...

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That took ages and what happened to clear and obvious error? Just like the Vydra one. And this is going to be in the league next season! It’s shocking. It needs work but the game don’t care. I think they like more contoversy as sky and the like lap it up and we all know sky run the show. And that’s ...

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We should know from previous experiences that West Brom are not the club to deal with. Not worth wasting any time with them.

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