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Steve1956

ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 6:44 pm
Brilliant comment from Roy Keane: “Fulham are making Aston Villa look like Bayern Munich.”

I think I had alluded to that earlier in the thread,I suppose I'm not as intelligent as Roy though

Steve1956

Is Tom Heaton still injured...turned into a nightmare move for him,cant see him getting back in now even when hes fit

Steve1956

Ollie Watkins is pretty shite

Steve1956

....are making Villa look like world beaters!

Steve1956

Well good for you Granny. I wonder if you'll still think the same way if the 'Right' stream doesn't work for you on Wednesday and you lose your money, as some on here found happened in the last round? Me, there's no way I'll support paid for TV, that just enriches third parties such as Murdoch. (A ...

Steve1956

Leisure wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 11:17 am
Cheapskate! Far cheaper than if I was attending the game live!

Times are tough buddy

Steve1956

Why register at all? With the problems some people have had on the official stream, you'd probably just lose your money. Just watch it on one of the many streams that will be available on the internet. http://www.hesgoal.com/ for example is sure to be showing it. Exactly...10 notes is robbery!

Steve1956

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:51 am
You have a cracker there in Gillian Steve

Thanks BC ....I think I have to.

Steve1956

AlargeClaret wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 8:10 am
Thought this was gonna be some sludge about colostomy bags ,the Orient game ,bizzare real ales and getting up in the night for a p1ss...

What a great idea for a thread....should I start it or will you,

Steve1956

Just showed this post the wife,she said if hes really hungry invite him for his tea,bless her she means well.

Steve1956

ashtonlongsider wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 8:59 am
Brilliant film. I had to watch it twice to fully understand. Acting was unbelievable.

The acting of JP was amazing,you could almost touch his sadness

Steve1956

We've offered £12m + £4m add ons for Wilson, Liverpool want £15m ish so it sounds like we could get that over the line. Tarks isnt refusing to play and could have played on Saturday with an injection but both him and the club sided against it. So we have offered them more than they want? ....Wow ha...

Steve1956

Shocked me too. He looked absolutely useless whilst he was here. It’s amazing what a bit of confidence does for you. The only action he got at the Turf was walking across the pitch to the dugout and back again at full time,so if a couple of minutes walking across a pitch makes him look absolutely u...

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THEWELLERNUT70 wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 8:16 am
So from page two onwards we have the very definition of a happy clapper and someone who changes their opinion more times than their underwear. I'll let you decide who these two are

It's not to difficult is it?

Steve1956

BOYSIE31 wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:06 pm
Wish I was him at 20 and would be buzzing for that - does not look interested

What is it they say..form is temporary class is permanent....like you say the kids 20 give him a break ffs

Steve1956

The Premier league is so far up it's on arse its unbelievable,they are now making the rules up as they go along,perhaps a spell in the best division in English football might not be so bad after all,the Championship .....I miss those days out at the likes of Forest & Preston

Steve1956

Vino blanco wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:19 pm
SPL = Scottish Pub League.

Similar to what was served up at the Turf on Saturday night then?

Steve1956

bobinho wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:58 am
Off ya **** then....

Bold and to the point!

Steve1956

Pope 6 - nowt to do, but how often do his kicks lose us possession instantly Bardsley 7 - stuck in as usual and had to help the defence a few times Long 5 - not up to it Dunne 5 - all over the place at the start but got better Taylor 6 McNeil 3 - uninterested Westwood 4 Stephens 4 Brownhill 5 - the...

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Get a grip!two games in an we are relegated We had chances to win penalty shout and a very dodgy offside on Chris Saints were as bad scoring 1 goal To listen to local Southampton media they are now Europa league calibre We had 8 first teamers out Re subs I would have subbed Dale for Eric at half ti...

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Pope 6
Bardsley 6
Long 5
Dunne 4
Taylor 6
McNeil 3
Westwood 2
Stephens 1
Brownhill 3
Vydra 4
Wood 5
Dont normally rate players,but felt i had to register how poor our midfield was yesterday,if they put anymore performances in like that this season is going to be a struggle

Steve1956

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:52 pm
8 points today ...... wonder how many Steve got .

You really should stop that habit of asking how many I got,,I invariably take the lead over you after your comment then you never see my ass for dust for the rest of the season,.,just stop it !!!

Steve1956

I have to say this is one of the most boring, predictable football forums I read. There are some good informed posters on here who make very good points, however I do have to say that %96 is dross. A few posters (most infact) need to think before they type. You should name the culprits so they can ...

Steve1956 · Re: Tonight's footy 24/9.20 Bournemouth giving City a game....

Bournemouth giving City a game....

Steve1956

Takeover bid/ very risky....think I'd sooner stay plucky but shite,cant even see why the are intrested in a small northern town club,would be great if it worked but can we really trust our club with... American's ?

Steve1956

randomclaret2 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:24 pm
" Plucky but shite " ...spoken like a true Claret

That's how we are seen by others,how would you describe us?

Steve1956

Gordaleman wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:14 pm
Don't rule it out. With a possible takeover, we might be a more attractive option to some players.

It would be nice to lose our plucky but shite persona,this takeover I havnt followed it have they got serious money or are they as clueless as the Venkys?

Steve1956

Daily Telegraph linking Burnley with a loan move for Ryan Sessegnon from Tottenham.
More chance of Oscar Pistorius getting athletes foot

Steve1956 · Re: Tonight's footy 24/9.20 Bit weird watching Bouremouth with no Eddie

Bit weird watching Bouremouth with no Eddie

Steve1956

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:32 pm
FB_IMG_1600972237087.jpgIs that a pile of written bids for other players on the table?l

Could be Steven Defours medical reports

Steve1956

BenWickes wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:41 pm
That's Long Time Lurkers email correspondence from this morning.

Steve1956

Rowls wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:34 pm
Welcome to Burnley, Dale.

Have we ever had a Dale playing for us?

Glad for all the Burnley supporting Dales who finally have a namesake to cheer on.

Great post Mr Wilton

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Is that a pile of written bids for other players on the table?l

Steve1956

4:20 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:00 pm
City Lineup

Steffen, Walker (C), Garcia, Harwood-Bellis, Rodrigo, Doyle, Foden, Bernabe, Torres, Mahrez, Delap.

SUBS | Carson, Ake, Sterling, De Bruyne, Mendy, Nmecha, Palmer.

Bournemouth,

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Come on Bournemouth you can do that City line up!

Steve1956

Yes I too thought it a bit strange Steve? I only mentioned Dave Burnley because I thought it would raise a chuckle, especially after the publicity he received at lockdown. Maybe it is a taboo subject and I haven’t a clue why but yes I saw yours and my post disappear almost after posting. No one wil...

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Close to being streamed a billion times...not bad for a shite song is it?

Steve1956

Just seen on Facebook that Gail had died,a truly sad story about a lovely lady...RIP Gail i'll miss your lovely smiling face pictures you post of your trips to the Turf. X

Steve1956

The one I keep getting is the phone call from Amazon Prime offering me the chance to cancel my renewal. I must have paid that £80 ten times now and they still don't get the message. I get that one mate,I tell her to f... off every other day...she never takes the hint and always returns....I think s...

Steve1956

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:39 pm
I've put the clock on this post Steve to see how long before its deleted

They went in seconds last night,is mentioning him taboo?

Steve1956

Are we not allowed to mention Dave Burnley on this forum,Jenny55 & I put a comment on this thread mentioning him yesterday soon as hit it the thread it deleted,does mentioning that fella in a post have some automatic delete function?

Steve1956

Cracking batsmen...RIP..much to young.

Steve1956

BenWickes wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:23 am
Think they'd be scared of sending you an email. They'd be terrified of receiving one back from you.

Steve1956

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Wed May 20, 2020 10:44 am
PMQs should be interesting, again, today!

Bumble versus The Hornet!

Good to see you back Ian,bring Madge with ya...Tim Noone is trying to force an old slapper on us,its very disturbing.

Steve1956

Im starting to get worried,they have sent me four emails demanding the same tenner,or is it four offences and they want forty quid,they are starting to confuse this poor old chap,i think i better pay em!

Steve1956

Hendrickxz wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:02 am
Assume you haven't got your email address emblazoned across the bonnet of your vehicle?

Of course,hasnt everyone?

Steve1956

LeadBelly wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 24, 2020 10:51 am
Makes a change from winning the Nigerian lottery I guess.

Such a shite scam though,it must catch people out,always some scumbag trying to depart you from your money.

Steve1956

Ignore..yea? Location: United Kingdom Date: 23/09/2020 Delivery date: 7:00am - 7:00pm For the following: the use of a vehicle on a road in the charging area which a charging scheme applies without payment of the appropriate charge, at the date and location started below. Total cost: £10 Penalty Char...

Steve1956

I have it on my Porridge BC,also Coconut milk on the old cornflakes but i dont watch soaps,can i still be in your gang though?

Steve1956

Bloody hell Steve your dog walks must take hours with the views you get up there m8 ... I would only go home to eat and sleep 😂😂😂 unless it was raining, or snowing , or foggy etc etc etc etc Im surprised if you have never visited this part of Scotland BC,from Elie where i live up the coast to St An...

Steve1956

Claretitus wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:58 pm
He must be getting more than a semi every time he selects Pickford. He’s the only guy in the country who has a hard on for him. Even Everton fans know he’s sh**e.

I doubt Gareth can get a semi

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