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Lord Beamish

There wasn’t actually any pinyin in us being there today, was there?

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Same old Man City; Smashing Burnley.

Plus ça Change.

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I think Maatsen has found a home here at Burnley. I think he could be developed into a Premier League Player at Turf Moor.

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4:20 wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 15, 2023 6:19 am
A nod to the past, an acknowledgment of fame, an appreciation of the now. Behold.

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Change Oddie’s to Haffner’s and you’ve got a winner.

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Here is an interesting stat for everyone to consider. Middlesbrough have dropped the same number of points as Burnley since the Clarets lost at Sheffield United. As one poster indicated previously Carrick has to be a strong contender for MOTS if they gain automatic promotion as Boro were in the bot...

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Well, having read through this thread thus far, I’m glad to see that, if anything, it’s given some of UTC’s natural worriers something to chew on. God only knows what meagre fare they’ve had this term.

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BurnleyFC wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:30 am
I thought they’d drop like a stone but they’ve had a good run up until Friday night and have a good home record.

Their form is still patchy and it’s tight below them with teams showing good form. I would not be surprised if they finish just outside the playoffs.

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BurnleyFC wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:20 am
We need Sheffield United to go up automatically leaving Middlesbrough in the play offs otherwise I could quite feasibly see Bastards sneaking up via the play offs even though they’ve been largely garbage.

Bastards would have to finish in the top six first.

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Sheff Utd showing they are prime bottle jobs, and after their gloating in the Bonfire Night game it's karma to see their automatic hopes going up in smoke. And unlike us the don't have the luxury of just enjoying FA Cup quarter final weekend. Everybody is talking about Boro snatching that 2nd spot,...

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I’d absolutely **** myself if Sheff Utd ended up in the lottery of the Playoffs. I can see it happening, too. Every chance of Middlesbrough catching them now.

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Just seen his goal online. He looked very lively onto an unorthodox assist from Obafemi. Darting between two defenders and finishing from a difficult angle. A nicely taken goal, no?

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Oh Beamish, how very disappointing. This simply is not true. In what way do you think I'm a "bad faith" operator? I'd take that to mean somebody who misrepresents another's opinion or edits their statements to take them out of context. but I don't think I ever do that. I refer you to my previous re...

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Rowls wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:49 pm
Disappointing.

The old trick of referring to me in the third person is very dull and boring.

Go on, put a genuine opinion out there!

With you? Ok. You’re a bad faith operator and not really worth debating with.

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I don't follow your logic at all. I find you difficult to engage with you. You're openly are not prepared to take what I say on face value, so let me instead share a little story with you. I've got a friend, an Englisman, who lives in France. He's got dual nationality nowadays and lives there perma...

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jos wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:29 pm
Is this a line from a film?

Because it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbour, or am I missing the joke?

That is the joke.

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As much as I love SD and what he did for us, I had very much got tired of listening to him(and I think the players had, last season). I’m glad I don’t have to listen to him now.
That said, I do hope he keeps Everton up this term, and hope he gets a chance to build them back up again next season.

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Clarets4me wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 03, 2023 2:16 pm
" They took the Bar ! The whole f*****g Bar !! "

I wonder if that film is as funny now I'm in my 60th year, as it was when I was 20 ??

“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?”

That’s a funny line no matter how old you are.

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“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

Dean Vernon Wormer.

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 02, 2023 11:27 am
1 month in the country and about 2 hours football is plenty of time for an expert to judge a player... at least it seems that way

So little to complain about this season. The picking gnat sh1t out of pepper types will always find something.

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My Nine year old daughter, enjoying her first season regularly watching the Clarets, thought it was “awesome”.
That’ll do for me.

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I’m gonna trust Vincent Kompany on this and give Foster time.

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8 plays 1, hopefully.

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Hibsclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:29 pm
Was it not better to use the bike

I’ll tee them up if you’ll hit them…

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Their Meat and Onion Pie is a thing of wonder.
I’ve cycled from my house in Hebden Bridge, of an afternoon, just to get a couple of pies to cycle home on.

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Leisure wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:18 am
It's maintenance work and the replacement bus service is from Blackburn.

Looks like Blackburn to Blackpool and back. Easy enough.

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You'll also be cycling back, as there are no trains, just a replacement bus service. Ha! Thanks for the heads up. I did similar back in December. Cycled from Gillingham out to Whitstable for fish and chips and a few beers and on,y found out when I got there that there were no trains on for the jour...

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If the weather is dry I might have a cycle over, soak up some of the pre match atmosphere, get fish and chips and then catch the train back.

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Rileybobs wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 27, 2023 5:39 pm
We need more threads like this.

We probably do. I don’t think it’s likely that we’ll ever have a season nor a situation like this again.

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Pulchritudinous.

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A heartwarming tale.

Than you.

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evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 21, 2023 9:52 pm
Four points from Luton and Millwall away, can't complain.

This.

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I haven’t and never will forgive Bilic for what he did to Laurent Blanc in the World Cup Semi Final in ‘98.

F*cking weasel.

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Spiral wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:45 pm
I'm erect.

I just spat my drink!

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If we go up, I think we will stay up. I guess we can all dream of another European tour, I just hope we get two seasons out of someone I believe will go all the way to the top I just cba with Liverpool at home at 1pm on a Sunday, I’m just not interested in seeing the top players etc but I understan...

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Having a core of Dyche-conditioned Dogs of War is helping on this front, imo.

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I said it on another thread; id p1ss myself id Sheffield Utd bottled it and ended up in the Play-Offs. It would be so funny.

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29 years old. Coming into the peak of his career. Would like to see him retained as Kompany could turn him into a first class defender.

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Got STs for my youngest and I, last week. On the Bob Lord. There weren’t many then that were sat together. Glad I went when I did.

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I’d **** myself if Sheff Utd bottled it and finished 3rd.
They’d be in a lot of bother financially next year too, if they subsequently foundered in the Play-Offs. Just as a resurgent Wednesday were coming back into the Championship.

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Warnock’s probably going to die on a touchline, somewhere. I think that’s the only thing that will stop him being a Football Manager.

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They had a proper sesh on the quiet there.

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I utterly despise VAR. It was a prominent reason, amongst others, why I took a near three year sabbatical from attending matches on the Turf and even bothering to watch them on the telly.
I’m really not at all looking forward to being subjected to its caprice next season.

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He’ll get another hair transplant in the summer and he’ll look lush again.

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He is to Kompany and his Team what John McGovern was to Cloughie and his.

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Two utter Gentlemen in person and both incredible players in their day.
Although I never saw either play, I’m gonna put Jimmy in front of Tom, simply because he has a League Championship Medal and Finney didn’t.

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Preston Never Ever.

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Aclaret wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 10, 2023 9:17 pm
A grear Winter Photo your Lordship

The cabin my family and I stopped in last week.

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Finland, Arctic Circle .

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fidelcastro wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 08, 2023 12:11 pm
Are you sure it wasn't Colin Hendry you met? I know you have form for getting these celebrities mixed up!

This is Colin Hebdry.

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Hendrie wasn't it who scored a hattrick for them ? He scored two at Ayresome Park on the first day of the season. He hit 15 league goals that season. One third of them against the Clarets. I told him this a few years back when I met him at the top of Pen-y-Ghent whilst walking the three peaks. He w...

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