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Lord Beamish

Working ‘til the end. I’m pleased that he died before the Tax Year ended. That’ll have pleased him.

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Any little doubts I held about Pope’s suitability evaporated about half an hour into the Palace game when he made a great save from a marauding Benteke. It had Goal written all over it, but Pope wasn’t reading the script.

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I can’t really summon up much sympathy for them. It seems their ire was actually ignited by the ignominy of falling behind to lowly Burnley.

Fack ‘em!

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Both he and Noble should have walked. Neither of those fans were behaving aggressively towards players. Players should stay out of that situation unless the fan directly confronts them in a way that makes them feel unsafe; them getting involved can't help. If you watch the video above you’ll see th...

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West Brom for us next? We'll bloody murder them!

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I could barely make out a word for the incessant Cockney whine.

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Murger wrote:Emigrated to nowhere lad. I'm happy when we win, unhappy when we lose.

If only your postings on here were as effusive when we win as they are moribund when we lose. If only.

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That's certainly the running order I expected. Fair enough, too.

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And yet folk on here are still grumbling about our amazing Manager’s Team Selection.

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This has been an amazing Season, so far. And it isn’t over yet. 24 more points to play for.

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What a partnership they’ll make for the next eight games of the season.

And when Defour and Brady are back next season, we could be filling our boots.

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He looked like he wanted to cry when the third went in.

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How cosmopolitan of you. You have a Black Work Coleague. What an age to live in!

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LoveCurryPies wrote:I suspect some young Burnley fans visit this forum.

Just using terms the knuckle draggers will be familiar with. Sorry if I offended any innocent sensibilities.

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Burnley to Bradford Interchange, walk to Bradford Forster Square, onward from there.

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ontario claret wrote:Maybe more importantly, will he want to stay?

Are you offering him a bed for future International Home Games?

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February's MOTMs PL...Chris Hughton Champ...Colin Div.1...Derek Adams (Plymouth) Div.2...John Coleman (Stanley) Sorry if it's already been posted, can't see it. Good to see ex-Claret Adams seems to be ascending his learning curve since promotion last summer. Plymouth and he seemed to be struggling ...

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If we get an early goal, this could be painful for Wet Spam. 0:3.

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I’m sure it will be an emotional occasion. One I hope all present get involved with. We only ever had one World Cup Winning Captain, and it couldn’t have been a better bloke than Bobby Moore.

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Later went on to meet Noel Fielding and form The Mighty Boosh.

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We used to go in for dinnertime(and often afternoon) drinks when at Burnley Sixth Form Centre back in the early '90s. We'd turn up mob handed and get drinks, play Pool and put cash in the Jukebox. Even then, the Landlord Jack would chuck an utter thrombie if even one of us wasn't having a drink.

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You keep minced pork and beef mince in a cupboard? I wouldn't use that stuff! You'll end up with food poisoning!

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I watched it in the Queen Hotel in Tod. I was with the poster Martin Bell and another mate, Kit Lardner. It was Kit's 40th birthday. I can still remember rolling around on the floor hugging both of them at the final whistle. What a day that was to be a Burnley fan!

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Blackrod wrote:Would prefer Fulham or Bristol City to go up. Not keen on others. We always get beaten at Cardiff and I used to get sick of seeing Wolves beating us in the lower divisions.

Any Indian Sign Wolves used to have on us certainly disappeared when we sent them down at their place, five years ago.

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In my opinion(and experience)they are the least friendly of the West Midlands Clubs, Fan-Wise. It wouldn’t be a disappointment if they did **** it all up at the last hurdle.

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The Bee Hole End is a bit like the Yellow Pages; not just for the nasty things in life.

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A jumped up Pantry Boy, who never knew his place...

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Only if he could guarantee his scoring record for us would be like that against us.

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There've been remarkably less Trannies on the Turf in recent years. I blame the invention of the mobile internet and smart phones. That seems the more modern way of obtaining other results.

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I watched the Liverpool vs Newcastle match with him in the Queen in Tod on Saturday. He wasn’t for revealing if he’d won or not. He said we’d all have to watch.

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Air Horns.

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The consequences of that early season run without a win are really starting to bite Crystal Palace. Very much like us three seasons ago.

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I got back on my bike, after a few years of it rusting in the shed, late on last year. I got it fettled at Halfords, where they sorted out the gears, brakes, and put a new chain and crank on for me, and I have been doing a fair bit of late night Cycling between Tod and Burnley and Tod and Hebden Bri...

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Who was caught and rightly stripped. He was just doing something that EVERYONE was doing just better. Using an athlete from 20years ago isn’t exactly supportive of your arguement He got away with it for years. All whilst posing as a poster boy for Drug-Free competition. He was rightly stripped of h...

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Mock me all you like, go listen to Bartons Podcast and you'll hear the man say it himself. Bamford needed a different kind of management. He's a good player but sometimes a boot up the ass works, sometimes it doesn't. It's called management. Dyche has a similar challenge now with Lennon. Are you re...

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I’d like us to get the opportunity to show just how well we can cope with the extra burden of a European berth.

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*cough* Lance Armstrong *cough*

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Call me cynical but, as far as I’m concerned, Competition Cyclist is a synonym for Drug-Cheat.

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Rovers are going up - that bit is obvious. I just hope they don't start getting better. I can't do with some Burnley fans on here, nevermind the trolling of Rovers fans if they get better. Even if they do go up, and that is far from the certainty you’re claiming, they wil still be owned by the Venk...

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I think he’s suggesting that Hughton isn’t English. Mayhap because he played for the Republic of Ireland.

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Neither Fortress nor Maidenhead will hold out for long once they begin to Parley.

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It's a tragic event Claret59. But I've done a lot of work in boxing; and the number of lives the sport has improved, sometimes saved is countless. Most of the lads I've met in boxing gyms have come from gangs, where they leave behind friends who are in prison or dead. The boxers now have discipline...

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They are still well in our shadow.
Still plenty of time for them to finish 3rd and then blow it in the Play-Offs.

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The Diarist Samuel Pepys had a stone removed surgically. He noted that it was the size of a tennis ball(Restoration Times’ tennis balls were much smaller - about the size of a moser squash ball). It took him a month to recover from the surgery.

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Leicester won it with two strikers in red hot form, a World Class midfielder, a middling Top Six and nothing approaching the injury crisis that has blighted us since Christmas.

As for calling us Bottle Jobs? Give your head a wobble, Patrick.

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Fat and Red Meat go hand in hand. If you want Lean, eat Chicken or Turkey.

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Explicit instructions have been given to all my Next of Kin that, in the event of my death, any useful bits will be harvested, and then my cadaver will go to Medical Science. Undergraduate Doctors need stiffs to fiddle about with. No Funeral for me, just a Wake with Beer, hopefully laughter, and def...

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I find the implosion of the North East 'Big Two' rather amusing. They are the epitome of Club's who's Fans are brainwashed into the idea that, because loads of them turn up for games every other week, that should equate to Success on the Pitch. For all their Tradition, History, and Support they are ...

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It’s the Derby Way.

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Off to a Higher Reward, no doubt.

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