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- Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:36 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Re: Good to be back lads
Mate listen, im having trouble keeping up myself, Morag seems to be out of the equation on this one. Heres a little context from the mischief makers in real time, even the culprit was so ****** he couldnt remember the email he'd sent the hotel
- Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:29 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Re: Good to be back lads
Lads listen, i probably should have mentioned this in my opening speil. Its a bit of a classic. A couple of weeks ago blutes admitted he's alcohol dependant and was booking a hotel near the alps to go on a massive booze sesh. So he's in the hotel posting pics of his beers onto the forum as he does, ...
- Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:02 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Re: Good to be back lads
LS7, i've just been rolling with punches and trying to be the best version of myself, i want to give Mario a proper role mode to look up to...while also reminding him men like tup and rumpus shouldnt be emulated...they should be pitied.
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:55 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Re: Good to be back lads
Listened to it on the radio. Turned it off at half time after going 2-1 down. Scraped a late winning goal but no denying we are a poor mid table side. Such mediocrisy impedes me being the best man i can be so better off just watching the royal variety performance until we properly stop the rot. I ha...
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: penny for the thoughts of german klopp
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1999
Re: penny for the thoughts of german klopp
he's under pressure to comment post match
His teeth arent going to steal the show this time
His teeth arent going to steal the show this time
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Christmas dinner
- Replies: 91
- Views: 6407
Re: Christmas dinner
You lads must have the skits on boxing day! What a mixed slurry your guts have to digest haha
Keepin it simply this year with a protein shake and a grain mix. ANYTHING is better than turkey.
Keepin it simply this year with a protein shake and a grain mix. ANYTHING is better than turkey.
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Boiler trouble.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1233
Re: Boiler trouble.
Got a bad feeling about this, rodders. From previous experience i think your wallets about to take a dent, bud
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Re: Good to be back lads
Haha, definite "whoosh" moment there for Healywoodclaret. So ANYWAY tonight i'm full babysitter mode with Mario watching the royal variety show on itV, the look on his face tells me he's as disgusted with the "comedians" as i am. Utterly pathetic show with Greg "play it safe" Davies as compadre, EMB...
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:12 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Re: Good to be back lads
Work in progress mate
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:06 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Re: Good to be back lads
Last few weeks i've been trying to be the best person i can be...focusing mainly on being a better lover to my lover and a better father to Mario. A few pearls of wisdom im sure i can pass on on to you lads
- Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Good to be back lads
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3859
Good to be back lads
Look forward to catching up on the chat, will be on at tea time for the low down
- Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:49 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: NOW TV
- Replies: 53
- Views: 6704
Re: NOW TV
Mate listen, stick with Bt and everythings will be hunky dory. Nowtv are charlatans.
- Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lads listen...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3016
Re: Lads listen...
Indeed. I left out a few details about what else rumps was doing as the tears flowed. I think it may have been too much for some of you clarets delicate sensibilities. Im sure you can fill in the gaps. ANYWAY spent most of today lamenting ANOTHER international break this weekend. Dont know about you...
- Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lads listen...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3016
Re: Lads listen...
Not much happens here Millertime v1.7 A couple of weeks away eh ? A sneaky break with Morag ? Ding Dong.Say no more. Don't mention Morag, mate. Since rumpus took off with her and left tup to run the cafe she's living a hermits life, rumpus wont let her out of his sight. He's got a complex you see, ...
- Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:25 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lads listen...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3016
Re: Lads listen...
Thats more like it, two thumbs up from your truly
- Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:20 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lads listen...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3016
Re: Lads listen...
Bosscat, you remind me of cutsy, bud. Might wanna work on that.
- Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lads listen...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3016
Lads listen...
What have i missed over the last couple of weeks? Can't be bothered reading though all the mumbo jumbo. Just needs the lowdown in a nutshell. A highlights reel, if you will. Whos been acting out of line? do i needs to reel anyone in (in true MT style of course )
Good to be back fellas.
Good to be back fellas.
- Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Japonese peoples
- Replies: 80
- Views: 6527
Re: Japonese peoples
Gt claret you may want to look into the VILE animal cruelty of your new bum buddies. I am simply speechless at your ignorance. Cant imagine im the only one very dissapointed in your behaviour tonight. wee life lesson for you in future bud....think before you speak. There is unspeakable suffering tak...
- Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: What were you doing at 14?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2628
Re: What were you doing at 14?
Playing international football at under 16 level
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: VHS to Laptop/Dvd
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1220
Re: VHS to Laptop/Dvd
Just buy the Blu-ray mate
Vhs upscaled to dvd will look HORRENDOUS. Everythings out on Blu-ray now mate, do yourself a favour and invest in a player. Also theres these new things called flat screen tv's. Once you see them in Currys youll want to stick your old cathode ray set in the nearest skip, bud
Vhs upscaled to dvd will look HORRENDOUS. Everythings out on Blu-ray now mate, do yourself a favour and invest in a player. Also theres these new things called flat screen tv's. Once you see them in Currys youll want to stick your old cathode ray set in the nearest skip, bud
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 11:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: West Ham pitch invaders
- Replies: 2
- Views: 797
Re: West Ham pitch invaders
Pretty poor that the article makes no mention of the lads Scream mask. He d clearly put the effort in. Poor journalism.
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:42 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Leicester City's first home Premier League game since....
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1185
Re: Leicester City's first home Premier League game since....
Itll be a powerfully emotional day for you, bud
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Crop failures work.
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2047
Re: Crop failures work.
What is his reputation in general? Is he known to bring good content to the forum usually?
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:21 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Crop failures work.
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2047
Re: Crop failures work.
Who know what he meant. He didnt bother to hang round long enough to explain. This thread is like him doing a poo and not flushing.
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:13 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Crop failures work.
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2047
Re: Crop failures work.
Abysmal attempt a thread. The guys account should be deleted. VERY low rent stuff.
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 1:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jimmy Dunne
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4610
Re: Jimmy Dunne
Aberdeen reportedly looking to take Dunne of hearts hands if an extention cant be agreed
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 9:51 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Jimmy Dunne
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4610
Re: Jimmy Dunne
Picture in the mail of Dunne involved in a heated confrontation with Kamberi!
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Camerawoman trips migrant
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1744
Re: Camerawoman trips migrant
Welcome to 2015, lads. Finger on the pulse as always fellas
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:35 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Beastie Boys Book
- Replies: 4
- Views: 925
Re: Beastie Boys Book
Could never get into them. Didnt find them innovative. One rap track i do like though is the one with Buffon in the head and shoulders advert. Dont know the name of the artist, keep meaning to look it up!
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:17 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Leadership
- Replies: 44
- Views: 5029
Re: Leadership
Suspicions rife on the chat this morning rumpus' has adopted the guise of an Italian Statto for his latest persona http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index. ... try1683731" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Hes the very antithesis of a leader!
Hes the very antithesis of a leader!
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:11 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Leadership
- Replies: 44
- Views: 5029
Re: Leadership
Real leaders aren't made. They're born. As a born leader myself I can see the quandry football teams have in appointing people who the others look up to for inspiration.
- Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tarky's new motor
- Replies: 66
- Views: 9611
Re: Tarky's new motor
Listen lads, one thing you always have to remember about Tarks is he turned his back on his Polish roots. Speaks volumes.
- Mon Oct 29, 2018 3:08 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1145
Re: Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again
How DARE you address me like that. Truly taken aback with this. Hopefully some of your fellow clarets will take you to one side and explain DECORUM and basic MANNERS. No fool like an old fool. And this old goat CLARETS4ME is well past his use by date. What a disgrace to society he is. Old sausage.
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1145
Gérrard and the Hun Hordes sent south to think again
Very disappointed you fellas ain't picked up on this yet.
Such a good feeling may have to call in a sicky tomorrow if I don't stop downing champagne giving bluto a run for his money here
Such a good feeling may have to call in a sicky tomorrow if I don't stop downing champagne giving bluto a run for his money here
- Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sinead O'Connor
- Replies: 73
- Views: 7372
Re: Sinead O'Connor
Ask anyone here bud. I was hailed as a breath of fresh air after I kept rumpus tup and bluto in check and taught them the meaning of respect
- Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:16 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sinead O'Connor
- Replies: 73
- Views: 7372
Re: Sinead O'Connor
Fidel, you're small potatoes mate. I'm hailed, you're pitied and disrespected as a horriblible chav slave to the system. That's why your in the position you're in in life. Do the math bud.
- Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:36 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: I miss intelligent rap
- Replies: 56
- Views: 4723
Re: I miss intelligent rap
why you name yourself after an electronic musician who isn't you, bud? Jenkinson will be spinning on his arse in disgust.
- Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:22 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sinead O'Connor
- Replies: 73
- Views: 7372
Re: Sinead O'Connor
Vintage mate, that was a horrendous attempt at humour bud. Only explanation is youre in your 80's so I'll overlook it (for now). As a side note my SUBLIME gag isn't getting the respect it deserves. Overlooked. I really do think sometimes this place is populated by uncool 90 year old men where the be...
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:18 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sinead O'Connor
- Replies: 73
- Views: 7372
Re: Sinead O'Connor
Grenade O' Bomber made a mistake, she should know by now that nothing compares to jew
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:14 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Horror Films
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3100
Re: Horror Films
Come on lads, think outside the box a little
Suspiria, 1977
Suspiria, 1977
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:00 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Machete wielding man in Burnley
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5356
Re: Machete wielding man in Burnley
Mate, this is just a publicity stunt for the new Friday 13th remake
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:38 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Bohemian Rhapsody
- Replies: 51
- Views: 5916
Re: Bohemian Rhapsody
Listen guys, this a sugar coated version of events. Everything had to be pg rated so that producer BRIAN May came out of smelling of roses. That's why sascha was replaced. He didn't want to pander to Mays carefully controlled public image. One day when Queen are dead a proper 18 rated film will be m...
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sir Philip Green.
- Replies: 43
- Views: 5145
Re: Sir Philip Green.
Rumpus claimed to have been wined and dined on Greens yacht at Cannes last year. Green probably picked up a few bad habits from him.
- Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Smoking at Hospitals
- Replies: 99
- Views: 7689
Re: Smoking at Hospitals
Mate smokers are the bottom feeders of the
planet
planet
- Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:32 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: She’s up the duff..I new it.
- Replies: 59
- Views: 6124
Re: She’s up the duff..I new it.
Mate I know the story all too well. It's a small world. I'm one of the decendents of Bill Miller, Robert the Bruces right hand man during the Battle of Bannockburn. And you don't need to tell me about dealing with the rabble. I wrote the book on it bud. Spent years trying to keep rumps and tup in ch...
- Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:52 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: She’s up the duff..I new it.
- Replies: 59
- Views: 6124
Re: She’s up the duff..I new it.
Lads, you're showing yourselves up
Be the bigger man and rise above it yeah
Be the bigger man and rise above it yeah
- Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:26 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Strictly Come Dancing
- Replies: 52
- Views: 6564
Re: Strictly Come Dancing
Here's a clue mate, shes 50 and has used the same rhinoplasty surgeon as wacko jacko.alwaysaclaret wrote:Can't work out why no one's mentioned the gorgeous Darcy bussell, just stunning.
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:16 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Strictly Come Dancing
- Replies: 52
- Views: 6564
Re: Strictly Come Dancing
Your right mate, just read her wiki and she's mongolian
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 9:58 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Looking for a garden shed
- Replies: 39
- Views: 4112
Re: Looking for a garden shed
Always worthwhile drilling a little peep hole in the shed so you can keep an eye on who's approaching.
- Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:31 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Looking for a garden shed
- Replies: 39
- Views: 4112
Re: Looking for a garden shed
Mate there was no headphones going to block out the moans of the cleaner...or bluto's grunts for that matter...especially when he reached the vital moment