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by Bosscat
Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your Top 3 Sports to Watch?
Replies: 68
Views: 4801

Re: Your Top 3 Sports to Watch?

Full Contact Tiddlywinks :roll:
Underwater Ironing :shock:
Base Jumping while dressed as Santa :oops:
by Bosscat
Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Man City v Saints
Replies: 54
Views: 4300

Re: Man City v Saints

At least we only let in 5 huh ....
by Bosscat
Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Never mind relegation the aliens are coming.
Replies: 30
Views: 3251

Re: Never mind relegation the aliens are coming.

bfcjg wrote:https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mystery-inter ... 00169.html
A large lump drifting aimlessly in space, sounds like our long ball tactics.
If it looks like a Rock.. Acts like a Rock... Its a Rock
by Bosscat
Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche and the kitty
Replies: 67
Views: 5360

Re: Dyche and the kitty

I was expecting to see a photo of Sean Dyche holding a cat. We need a good January transfer window, if we're to stay up. I think it's that straightforward. But it wouldn't surprise me if we didn't sign anybody - in which case, we'll go down. Can just see Sean in a Monocle with a huge scar below the...
by Bosscat
Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:50 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Alan Nixon - Heaton
Replies: 161
Views: 19142

Re: Alan Nixon - Heaton

At the time, I think we did need Hart. The Premier League isn't the place to be starting an inexperienced young keeper. It's not gone to plan, but unlike some of the posters on here, most of us can't see into the future. Playing Devils Advocate here.... Tom Heaton injured shoulder and up steps Nick...
by Bosscat
Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:21 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New £50 note will feature a scientist
Replies: 84
Views: 7251

Re: New £50 note will feature a scientist

Dark Cloud wrote:Mrs Beaumont who taught Science at Fearns in the 70's would be a good shout. Mmmm!
We had a Miss Dimry teaching Maths at Settle High School in the early 70's ... she always wore very short skirts.... more dropped pens/pencils in that class than any other ;)
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow
Replies: 30
Views: 3304

Re: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow

According to Sean himself, he won't be a football manager when he is 65. So, another 18 years with us - and I will enjoy every bit of it. UTC Actually Sean cannot draw his old age pension for 20 more years as he will be 67 before his Goverment pension becomes available.... but...... as he is curren...
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow
Replies: 30
Views: 3304

Re: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow

mkmel wrote:We will be relegated if we lose every game to the end of the season
Oh bugger never thought of that :shock:
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 6:39 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New £50 note will feature a scientist
Replies: 84
Views: 7251

Re: New £50 note will feature a scientist

evensteadiereddie wrote:Shouldn't the above post be in the "Quick gag" thread ?
Boom Boom
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sky Super 6 League
Replies: 30
Views: 3989

Re: Sky Super 6 League

I know from my Championship Manager attempted 'hacking' days that the most common results are like 1-0, 2-1, 2-0, 1-1 ... so I wonder if it's best to just do that all the time. Better winning a part of something, than all of feck all. We have a mini League in our Local... one Lass always has 2-1 fo...
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:43 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Predictions : Score v West Ham
Replies: 28
Views: 3017

Re: Predictions : Score v West Ham

I've got us for 2-1 win on Soccer 6
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: New £50 note will feature a scientist
Replies: 84
Views: 7251

Re: New £50 note will feature a scientist

aggi wrote:So you agree it's a meaningless phrase.

As to the topic at hand, I'd say Turing or Ada Lovelace
Thought you said Linda for a minute......

That would have been hard to swallow ;)
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:34 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
Replies: 50
Views: 4342

Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970

Pstotto wrote:I don't recall Yogi bear bending down to see the sun shine out of his ass and to catch the flies around it with his tongue for a protein fix.
Well if thats your hobby on a cold but sunny Friday afternoon enjoy... me I'm off up the Pub
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
Replies: 50
Views: 4342

Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970

Pstotto wrote:Yogis lived on it. Thank God for Macdonald's in India.
I thought Yogi lived on "Pic-a-nic Baskets" while getting one over on Ranger Smith... hey hey hey Boo-Boo
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:37 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
Replies: 22
Views: 3559

Re: Sean Dyche is no 47

Sean Dyche was 47 in the summer...
Next year he will be 48 :D
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:26 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Your team v West Ham
Replies: 47
Views: 4636

Re: Your team v West Ham

Sproggy wrote:Heaton
Lowton Tarkowski Mee Taylor
JBG Defour Hendrick Brady
Vydra
Wood
Agreed
by Bosscat
Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:38 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burning effigy
Replies: 30
Views: 3349

Re: Burning effigy

Joe14 wrote:Anybody else start signing "let me entertain you" before opening this thread? :)
Me ha ha ha ha
by Bosscat
Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Was last seaon really a fluke ?
Replies: 28
Views: 2876

Re: Was last seaon really a fluke ?

GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:This sums it up perfectly
Agreed
by Bosscat
Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:56 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight
Replies: 9
Views: 1062

Re: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight

Fully aware of where Skipton is. Didn’t realise we were being so territorial :-) We’re having a drink in Ilkley and anyone is welcome, no matter where you reside. No different to when we go to Tod and invite anyone over from Burnley. Burnley’s in East Lancashire you know? :-) We know what you Westi...
by Bosscat
Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight
Replies: 9
Views: 1062

Re: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight

jdrobbo wrote:Bump for anyone living in the Ilkley, Guiseley, Skipton, Otley, Bingley, Keighley etc..,
Skipton is North Yorkshire m8 and a meeting place for "The Craven Clarets"
by Bosscat
Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:03 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: BFC Poppy Shirt Auction
Replies: 17
Views: 2252

BFC Poppy Shirt Auction

No Joe Hart shirt in the Auction? THE AUCTION The auction will close at 5pm on Monday 5th November and winners will be contacted on Tuesday 6th November. Only bids in nominations of £5 will be accepted. Each day at 5pm the website will be updated with the current highest bid next to the players name...
by Bosscat
Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
Replies: 22
Views: 3559

Re: Sean Dyche is no 47

ontario claret wrote:So, who's the worst at #50?
Brendan Rogers :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bosscat
Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
Replies: 22
Views: 3559

Re: Sean Dyche is no 47

Vegas Claret wrote:Image
Oooh you are awful but I like you
by Bosscat
Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:49 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
Replies: 22
Views: 3559

Re: Sean Dyche is no 47

4th from bottom of the 50 managers in the world....

Have you read the list....

Its not just Prem Managers it includes Italian, German, French, Spanish, Brasilian, Argentinian etc etc and Internationals etc etc...

Perhaps its a tad more impressive than you 1st think
by Bosscat
Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:03 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter
Replies: 17
Views: 3907

Re: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter

randomclaret2 wrote:'atrocious '
See some people are paying attention lol

Have corrected my Typo Tye homage to him lol
by Bosscat
Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter
Replies: 17
Views: 3907

Re: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter

You mean Typo Tye is moving on well god help the Manchester Evening News...

His column was atrocious full of spelling errors and not proof read just posted and when errors highlighted he altered them....

Bye bye Typo Tye you won't be missed

"Attrocious" amended lol
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is the problem Joe Hart...?
Replies: 81
Views: 7458

Re: Is the problem Joe Hart...?

tim_noone wrote:That's cos Its been sold.
No Tim the shirts are only "sold" to the highest bidder on the 5th of November....
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Is the problem Joe Hart...?
Replies: 81
Views: 7458

Re: Is the problem Joe Hart...?

Just been on the BFC official website and they have the Auction for the poppy shirts worn on Sunday.... NO JOE HART SHIRT? Toms Number 1 shirt already at £300 but Joe Harts No20 Shirt not available
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Halloween now offensive
Replies: 43
Views: 4179

Re: Halloween now offensive

Bommy night and the weeks leading up to it were great, some of the most memorable times of my childhood. First we'd go logging, knocking on doors "owt f' bommy?" Troffins made great centre poles and if we got a settee or chairs, the back was ripped open as soon as we'd got it in the back street, in...
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:24 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How long until humans are extinct?
Replies: 21
Views: 2786

Re: How long until humans are extinct?

• North & South Poles will not exist in 20 years....melting at an increasing rate. • Without the Poles creating cold water the oceans currents will collapse as will the wind jetstream. • Plankton can’t exist in warm water. They are the start of the food chain. • The protective atmosphere will colla...
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 6:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
Replies: 50
Views: 4342

Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970

BennyD wrote:Why should I be worried that Ba5tard fans are going to be extinct next.
Are you saying they are bottom of the food chain :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:23 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How long until humans are extinct?
Replies: 21
Views: 2786

Re: How long until humans are extinct?

I reckon you spend too much time in the 'Virtual World' and not enough in the real world inchy
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34412
Views: 2092811

Re: adeola friday

SOAPS
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
Replies: 65
Views: 6012

Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?

houseboy wrote:
Well if they ever turn up in my neighbourhood at my "Bird Feeders" I ain't telling the Mrs ;)
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:23 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
Replies: 65
Views: 6012

Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?

I hate cats and one has got itself into the house a couple of times recently when workmen were in and had left the door open. It's a right arrogant creature but I've been warned to be cautious as it's bitten a couple of people in the area recently. Sorry to ambush the bird thread, but any advice re...
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
Replies: 65
Views: 6012

Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?

What are they Steve? Some exotic birds that have escaped and bred? Are they regarded as pests or are they rare and wonderful to have around? We were in Cadiz (Southern Spain) walking in a Park opposite the Cruise Terminal and its full of Green ring necked Parrakeets ... When we were on a Fjord Crui...
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:46 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
Replies: 50
Views: 4342

Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970

Imploding Turtle wrote:We're winning. Other animals need to step up their game!
Mayby they need to go to a "Back 3 with Wing Backs" :roll:
by Bosscat
Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
Replies: 65
Views: 6012

Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?

We have a plethora of visitors to our many garden bird feeders, from the ubiquitous Sparrow to Gold finches, Tits of various sizes (Blue, Coal, Long tailed and Great) the Long Tailed Tits only visit once or twice a week but when they do its 7 or 8 at a time... We have finches of several types Gold, ...
by Bosscat
Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:57 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tarky's new motor
Replies: 66
Views: 9603

Re: Tarky's new motor

What lots aspire to when young or older a nice car. Same reason I now run a 16 plate XF 3.0 V6 Jag ... Always wanted something like that and when I retired I treated myself.... And I bloody love it :D :D :D If I had the disposable income they have when I was their age (well the equivalent) I would ...
by Bosscat
Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Linesmen and the Bob Lord experts
Replies: 43
Views: 4527

Re: Linesmen and the Bob Lord experts

Where do you sit in the Bob Lord then ? Why don’t you have a word with some of them? I sit in Bob Lord and hear some of them to the right of me giving the linespersons stick, however are you telling me that the knuckle scrapers in that corner section of JHL don’t give the other Lino stick? Been rea...
by Bosscat
Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Problems with UTC Website using Chrome
Replies: 3
Views: 733

Re: Problems with UTC Website using Chrome

I use Chrome with no problems at all ... so no idea what your problem might be????
by Bosscat
Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tarky's new motor
Replies: 66
Views: 9603

Re: Tarky's new motor

Jesus what does the fact a player has bought (leased) a G-Wagon have on his ability... Absolutely nowt.
by Bosscat
Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:40 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Lewis Hamilton
Replies: 21
Views: 2696

Re: Lewis Hamilton

Imploding Turtle wrote:The freak! 5th world title. Does anyone else think he can surpass Schummy?
Yes
by Bosscat
Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:05 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Leicester helicopter crash
Replies: 153
Views: 19568

Re: Leicester helicopter crash

evensteadiereddie wrote:This is a nightmare.

Best wishes to the families of those involved and everyone connected with LCFC.
A terrible time for all involved the families and friends... thoughts with them all from us Clarets here in Long Preston ......
by Bosscat
Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Burnley FC Poppy Pins
Replies: 31
Views: 3410

Re: Burnley FC Poppy Pins

ClaretAL wrote:I like what they did with this.
44687693_10210389578096017_5100917234784534528_o.jpg
Very good bit of photoshopping I like it :) :) :)
by Bosscat
Sat Oct 27, 2018 3:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Joe Hart - The Times
Replies: 7
Views: 2924

Re: Joe Hart - The Times

CleggHall wrote:I'm beginning to like Joe Hart more and more, a decent straight forward guy and a good goalie.
Must admit I am feeling the same way regarding JH.

Was one of his biggest critics but he certainly is proving a decent keeper again......
by Bosscat
Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:37 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sinead O'Connor
Replies: 73
Views: 7371

Re: Sinead O'Connor

Vintage Claret wrote:Was it just me that thought this thread was going to be about that nice but dim blonde girl on Corrie who 'married' the Jarvis Cocker impersonator in a druid wedding ceremony?
She's a Tinker m8 (name not lifestyle)
by Bosscat
Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: All four Divisions.....
Replies: 35
Views: 10909

Re: All four Divisions.....

McClaret wrote:Fulham? Remember us beating them 5-0 in the 4th with no's 7,8,9,10,11 all scoring.
Evening McC (are you the same McClaret posting in th Lancs Telegraph ?) :D
by Bosscat
Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Notes from the Prague correspondent
Replies: 36
Views: 6437

Re: Notes from the Prague correspondent

Did the Christmas Markets in Prague a couple of Years ago & stayed in The Jury's Inn Hotel.... Cracking city great bars and atmosphere... Did Budapest on a Danube Cruise.... didn't do the nightlife as we were on a cruise boat... but watched the locals celebrate Hungary qualifying for last 16 in the ...