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- Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Your Top 3 Sports to Watch?
- Replies: 68
- Views: 4801
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:53 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Man City v Saints
- Replies: 54
- Views: 4300
Re: Man City v Saints
At least we only let in 5 huh ....
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Never mind relegation the aliens are coming.
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3251
Re: Never mind relegation the aliens are coming.
If it looks like a Rock.. Acts like a Rock... Its a Rockbfcjg wrote:https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mystery-inter ... 00169.html
A large lump drifting aimlessly in space, sounds like our long ball tactics.
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Inspirational and Motivational quotes we need right now
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2458
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:19 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Dyche and the kitty
- Replies: 67
- Views: 5360
Re: Dyche and the kitty
I was expecting to see a photo of Sean Dyche holding a cat. We need a good January transfer window, if we're to stay up. I think it's that straightforward. But it wouldn't surprise me if we didn't sign anybody - in which case, we'll go down. Can just see Sean in a Monocle with a huge scar below the...
- Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:50 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Alan Nixon - Heaton
- Replies: 161
- Views: 19142
Re: Alan Nixon - Heaton
At the time, I think we did need Hart. The Premier League isn't the place to be starting an inexperienced young keeper. It's not gone to plan, but unlike some of the posters on here, most of us can't see into the future. Playing Devils Advocate here.... Tom Heaton injured shoulder and up steps Nick...
- Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:21 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New £50 note will feature a scientist
- Replies: 84
- Views: 7251
Re: New £50 note will feature a scientist
We had a Miss Dimry teaching Maths at Settle High School in the early 70's ... she always wore very short skirts.... more dropped pens/pencils in that class than any otherDark Cloud wrote:Mrs Beaumont who taught Science at Fearns in the 70's would be a good shout. Mmmm!
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:59 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3304
Re: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow
According to Sean himself, he won't be a football manager when he is 65. So, another 18 years with us - and I will enjoy every bit of it. UTC Actually Sean cannot draw his old age pension for 20 more years as he will be 67 before his Goverment pension becomes available.... but...... as he is curren...
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3304
Re: If We Lose 4-0 Tomorrow
Oh bugger never thought of thatmkmel wrote:We will be relegated if we lose every game to the end of the season
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 6:39 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New £50 note will feature a scientist
- Replies: 84
- Views: 7251
Re: New £50 note will feature a scientist
Boom Boomevensteadiereddie wrote:Shouldn't the above post be in the "Quick gag" thread ?
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:01 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sky Super 6 League
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3989
Re: Sky Super 6 League
I know from my Championship Manager attempted 'hacking' days that the most common results are like 1-0, 2-1, 2-0, 1-1 ... so I wonder if it's best to just do that all the time. Better winning a part of something, than all of feck all. We have a mini League in our Local... one Lass always has 2-1 fo...
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:43 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Predictions : Score v West Ham
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3017
Re: Predictions : Score v West Ham
I've got us for 2-1 win on Soccer 6
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: New £50 note will feature a scientist
- Replies: 84
- Views: 7251
Re: New £50 note will feature a scientist
Thought you said Linda for a minute......aggi wrote:So you agree it's a meaningless phrase.
As to the topic at hand, I'd say Turing or Ada Lovelace
That would have been hard to swallow
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:34 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4342
Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
Well if thats your hobby on a cold but sunny Friday afternoon enjoy... me I'm off up the PubPstotto wrote:I don't recall Yogi bear bending down to see the sun shine out of his ass and to catch the flies around it with his tongue for a protein fix.
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4342
Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
I thought Yogi lived on "Pic-a-nic Baskets" while getting one over on Ranger Smith... hey hey hey Boo-BooPstotto wrote:Yogis lived on it. Thank God for Macdonald's in India.
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:37 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3559
Re: Sean Dyche is no 47
Sean Dyche was 47 in the summer...
Next year he will be 48
Next year he will be 48
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:26 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Your team v West Ham
- Replies: 47
- Views: 4636
Re: Your team v West Ham
AgreedSproggy wrote:Heaton
Lowton Tarkowski Mee Taylor
JBG Defour Hendrick Brady
Vydra
Wood
- Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:38 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burning effigy
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3349
Re: Burning effigy
Me ha ha ha haJoe14 wrote:Anybody else start signing "let me entertain you" before opening this thread?
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Was last seaon really a fluke ?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2876
Re: Was last seaon really a fluke ?
AgreedGodIsADeeJay81 wrote:This sums it up perfectly
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:56 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1062
Re: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight
Fully aware of where Skipton is. Didn’t realise we were being so territorial :-) We’re having a drink in Ilkley and anyone is welcome, no matter where you reside. No different to when we go to Tod and invite anyone over from Burnley. Burnley’s in East Lancashire you know? :-) We know what you Westi...
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1062
Re: ARTICLE: West Yorkshire Clarets in Ilkley tonight
Skipton is North Yorkshire m8 and a meeting place for "The Craven Clarets"jdrobbo wrote:Bump for anyone living in the Ilkley, Guiseley, Skipton, Otley, Bingley, Keighley etc..,
- Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:03 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: BFC Poppy Shirt Auction
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2252
BFC Poppy Shirt Auction
No Joe Hart shirt in the Auction? THE AUCTION The auction will close at 5pm on Monday 5th November and winners will be contacted on Tuesday 6th November. Only bids in nominations of £5 will be accepted. Each day at 5pm the website will be updated with the current highest bid next to the players name...
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3559
Re: Sean Dyche is no 47
Brendan Rogersontario claret wrote:So, who's the worst at #50?
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3559
Re: Sean Dyche is no 47
Oooh you are awful but I like youVegas Claret wrote:
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:49 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sean Dyche is no 47
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3559
Re: Sean Dyche is no 47
4th from bottom of the 50 managers in the world....
Have you read the list....
Its not just Prem Managers it includes Italian, German, French, Spanish, Brasilian, Argentinian etc etc and Internationals etc etc...
Perhaps its a tad more impressive than you 1st think
Have you read the list....
Its not just Prem Managers it includes Italian, German, French, Spanish, Brasilian, Argentinian etc etc and Internationals etc etc...
Perhaps its a tad more impressive than you 1st think
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:03 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3907
Re: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter
See some people are paying attention lolrandomclaret2 wrote:'atrocious '
Have corrected my Typo Tye homage to him lol
- Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3907
Re: Tyrone Marshall , Lancs Telegraph Clarets Reporter
You mean Typo Tye is moving on well god help the Manchester Evening News...
His column was atrocious full of spelling errors and not proof read just posted and when errors highlighted he altered them....
Bye bye Typo Tye you won't be missed
"Attrocious" amended lol
His column was atrocious full of spelling errors and not proof read just posted and when errors highlighted he altered them....
Bye bye Typo Tye you won't be missed
"Attrocious" amended lol
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:32 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Is the problem Joe Hart...?
- Replies: 81
- Views: 7458
Re: Is the problem Joe Hart...?
No Tim the shirts are only "sold" to the highest bidder on the 5th of November....tim_noone wrote:That's cos Its been sold.
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:15 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Is the problem Joe Hart...?
- Replies: 81
- Views: 7458
Re: Is the problem Joe Hart...?
Just been on the BFC official website and they have the Auction for the poppy shirts worn on Sunday.... NO JOE HART SHIRT? Toms Number 1 shirt already at £300 but Joe Harts No20 Shirt not available
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:47 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Halloween now offensive
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4179
Re: Halloween now offensive
Bommy night and the weeks leading up to it were great, some of the most memorable times of my childhood. First we'd go logging, knocking on doors "owt f' bommy?" Troffins made great centre poles and if we got a settee or chairs, the back was ripped open as soon as we'd got it in the back street, in...
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:24 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: How long until humans are extinct?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2786
Re: How long until humans are extinct?
• North & South Poles will not exist in 20 years....melting at an increasing rate. • Without the Poles creating cold water the oceans currents will collapse as will the wind jetstream. • Plankton can’t exist in warm water. They are the start of the food chain. • The protective atmosphere will colla...
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 6:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4342
Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
Are you saying they are bottom of the food chainBennyD wrote:Why should I be worried that Ba5tard fans are going to be extinct next.
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:23 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: How long until humans are extinct?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2786
Re: How long until humans are extinct?
I reckon you spend too much time in the 'Virtual World' and not enough in the real world inchy
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: adeola friday
- Replies: 34412
- Views: 2092811
Re: adeola friday
SOAPS
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:44 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
- Replies: 65
- Views: 6012
Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?
Well if they ever turn up in my neighbourhood at my "Bird Feeders" I ain't telling the Mrshouseboy wrote:
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:23 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
- Replies: 65
- Views: 6012
Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?
I hate cats and one has got itself into the house a couple of times recently when workmen were in and had left the door open. It's a right arrogant creature but I've been warned to be cautious as it's bitten a couple of people in the area recently. Sorry to ambush the bird thread, but any advice re...
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:14 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
- Replies: 65
- Views: 6012
Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?
What are they Steve? Some exotic birds that have escaped and bred? Are they regarded as pests or are they rare and wonderful to have around? We were in Cadiz (Southern Spain) walking in a Park opposite the Cruise Terminal and its full of Green ring necked Parrakeets ... When we were on a Fjord Crui...
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:46 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
- Replies: 50
- Views: 4342
Re: Humans have wiped out 60% of animals since 1970
Mayby they need to go to a "Back 3 with Wing Backs"Imploding Turtle wrote:We're winning. Other animals need to step up their game!
- Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:41 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: O/T How do I attract Birds?
- Replies: 65
- Views: 6012
Re: O/T How do I attract Birds?
We have a plethora of visitors to our many garden bird feeders, from the ubiquitous Sparrow to Gold finches, Tits of various sizes (Blue, Coal, Long tailed and Great) the Long Tailed Tits only visit once or twice a week but when they do its 7 or 8 at a time... We have finches of several types Gold, ...
- Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:57 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tarky's new motor
- Replies: 66
- Views: 9603
Re: Tarky's new motor
What lots aspire to when young or older a nice car. Same reason I now run a 16 plate XF 3.0 V6 Jag ... Always wanted something like that and when I retired I treated myself.... And I bloody love it :D :D :D If I had the disposable income they have when I was their age (well the equivalent) I would ...
- Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:28 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Linesmen and the Bob Lord experts
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4527
Re: Linesmen and the Bob Lord experts
Where do you sit in the Bob Lord then ? Why don’t you have a word with some of them? I sit in Bob Lord and hear some of them to the right of me giving the linespersons stick, however are you telling me that the knuckle scrapers in that corner section of JHL don’t give the other Lino stick? Been rea...
- Mon Oct 29, 2018 5:33 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Problems with UTC Website using Chrome
- Replies: 3
- Views: 733
Re: Problems with UTC Website using Chrome
I use Chrome with no problems at all ... so no idea what your problem might be????
- Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:55 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Tarky's new motor
- Replies: 66
- Views: 9603
Re: Tarky's new motor
Jesus what does the fact a player has bought (leased) a G-Wagon have on his ability... Absolutely nowt.
- Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:40 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Lewis Hamilton
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2696
Re: Lewis Hamilton
YesImploding Turtle wrote:The freak! 5th world title. Does anyone else think he can surpass Schummy?
- Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:05 am
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Leicester helicopter crash
- Replies: 153
- Views: 19568
Re: Leicester helicopter crash
A terrible time for all involved the families and friends... thoughts with them all from us Clarets here in Long Preston ......evensteadiereddie wrote:This is a nightmare.
Best wishes to the families of those involved and everyone connected with LCFC.
- Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:45 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Burnley FC Poppy Pins
- Replies: 31
- Views: 3410
Re: Burnley FC Poppy Pins
Very good bit of photoshopping I like itClaretAL wrote:I like what they did with this.
- Sat Oct 27, 2018 3:58 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Joe Hart - The Times
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2924
Re: Joe Hart - The Times
Must admit I am feeling the same way regarding JH.CleggHall wrote:I'm beginning to like Joe Hart more and more, a decent straight forward guy and a good goalie.
Was one of his biggest critics but he certainly is proving a decent keeper again......
- Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:37 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Sinead O'Connor
- Replies: 73
- Views: 7371
Re: Sinead O'Connor
She's a Tinker m8 (name not lifestyle)Vintage Claret wrote:Was it just me that thought this thread was going to be about that nice but dim blonde girl on Corrie who 'married' the Jarvis Cocker impersonator in a druid wedding ceremony?
- Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:17 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: All four Divisions.....
- Replies: 35
- Views: 10909
Re: All four Divisions.....
Evening McC (are you the same McClaret posting in th Lancs Telegraph ?)McClaret wrote:Fulham? Remember us beating them 5-0 in the 4th with no's 7,8,9,10,11 all scoring.
- Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:38 pm
- Forum: The Bee Hole End
- Topic: Notes from the Prague correspondent
- Replies: 36
- Views: 6437
Re: Notes from the Prague correspondent
Did the Christmas Markets in Prague a couple of Years ago & stayed in The Jury's Inn Hotel.... Cracking city great bars and atmosphere... Did Budapest on a Danube Cruise.... didn't do the nightlife as we were on a cruise boat... but watched the locals celebrate Hungary qualifying for last 16 in the ...