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Lord Beamish

Jeez! Some Posters on here seem determined to turn this Message Board into a Right Wing Toilet.

I really wouldn’t want to live in their heads.

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The drunkest I have ever been whilst watching a match. Spent a few hours in Kilburn before the match, drinking Long Island Ice Teas in the sunshine, before hopping on the Jubilee Line to Wembley.
Most of my memories of the match are from the DVD later.
Great day out!

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Bordeauxclaret wrote: ↑
Mon May 25, 2020 9:01 am
In some ways you’ve got to admire his slavish devotion to the cause.

“Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.”

George Santayana

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What the actual f* ck?!

That poor girl and her family.

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burnmark wrote: ↑
Sun May 10, 2020 10:42 am
Funnily enough, the attached video popped up on my You Tube feed today. Some very good goals from Moore.

https://youtu.be/pYxt2x8IZpo

The one on 7 minutes, at Hillsborough, was exquisite. Ian Moore at hus best. Shame he couldn’t get a consistency to his game.

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Spijed wrote: ↑
Sat May 09, 2020 4:19 pm
Any hard evidence that Elvis is dead?

His compacted colon was quite hard.

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Some more.

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Some from a recent walk.

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Separated at Birth?

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Susie Dent. I would.

But only as an act of Class Warfare.

Same applies to Lucy Worsley.

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Great player for us. Agree with Bordeaux; Legend.

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Now’s the best time to be cycling. The weather is fine and the roads are shorn of the amount of motor vehicles that make it such a dangerous pastime.

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I’ve seen loads of other walkers and other cyclists whilst I’ve been out and about on my wanderings and rides. There seems to be a fair level of camaraderie between people, too. It’s very rare not to get a nod, smile, or cheery wave(all at safe social distances). The fine weather has been a help, too.

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GodIsADeeJay81 wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:13 pm

During the flood problem he didnt attend them all, same when the outbreak started initially and started spreading.

I guess he was out visiting the areas hit by the floods.

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FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:15 pm
I always remember the date, as it used to also be my dog's!

Has your dog’s birthday changed?

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When the WYC met in Bradford, last year, Roger Eli, who met up with us, said that John Francis was the hardest player he ever played with. He was a nice guy but really didn’t take any messing when the gloves came off.

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Maybe he’s reconsidering the wisdom of going around shaking hands with everyone in a hospital with Covid-19 patients in it, whilst trying to keep the nation informed about Social Distancing.

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Some have been at this...

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Dumb and Dumber.

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The cutest lamb of Spring...

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claretonthecoast1882 wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:40 am
The landowner sounds like he has a holiday home in Barley

I’m told he’s subset been personally harassing walkers in the field. I’ve told Ma Beamish not to engage him should he do it with her. He sounds a bit unhinged.

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It has been. Ma Beamish uses it almost every day for a walk. It appears the Landowner took it upon himself to close the field for “Coronavirus” reasons, claiming a right to do so that he didn’t actually have. It was closed for only a day.

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The Jews.

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Greenmile wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:49 pm
It’s still not murder though.

Anyway, a swan could break your arm.

I was just about to write the same.

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:13 am
Oh no, she owns the lot which is why it is a more serious offence to kill one

So killing one is a Republican act?

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jamesisaburyfan wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:17 am
And the rest, as they say, is history as envious glances are cast towards Gigg Lane.

Pretty soon the only envious glances cast towards Gigg Lane will be at the three and four bedroomed detached houses.

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I’m not for a minute condoning what the guy has done(how strange it is that I have to preface what I’m about to say with this), but I think that locking the bloke up “in the Tower”, at “Her Majesty’s Pleasure” is a bit mental.

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I thought Andy Cooke and Damian Matthew were immense, that day. Cooke was a great player for us in general. He was tough as teak, scored a load of goals for us that season, and made a perfect foil for Andy Payton fit the next two seasons.

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Joseph Bazalgette was the man who designed and built the great embankments and sewers on the river Thames in London, that still exist today. They worked in taking much of Lonon’s sewage and taking it out into the Norh Sea, dramatically reducing the outbreaks of Typhus and Cholera in the city. His Gr...

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Fredrick Law Olmsted, the man who designed New York’s Central Park, was inspired by a trip he’s made earlier to the first Municipal Park in Britain, in Birkenhead. The Park in Birkenhead had been designed by Joseph Paxton, the man who also designed the Crystal Palace in London’s Hyde Park.

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The word ‘nun’ is just a ‘n’ doing a cartwheel.

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Pussy No-More.

Great age to get to. Beautiful woman, and a very interesting one too.

Along with Ursula Andreas, she was the archetypal Bond Girl.

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Billy Balfour wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:38 pm
His replacement is going to be called Lord Shower.

Lord Douche.

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FCBurnley wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:15 pm
I think Lord Beamish replies give us a strong clue to who he is !!!

Who is he?

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I look a bit like a dandelion clock.

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My general disinterest in other sports and my recent disengagement from Football has made this a smooth transition for me.

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Enty1974 wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:18 am
I tried ringing. He doesnt answer

He closes at 5pm on a Friday.

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morpheus2 wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:59 am
Do we know this Claret btw? Is he a poster?

I know him.

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Business is booming for this Claret, supplying van rentals and home delivery for supermarkets.

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Q: So, how long have you been Furloughed?
A: 220 yds, Miss.

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BurnleyMickSouth wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:55 pm
Ha ha ha ..............Lord Beamish........its STILL the wrong picture thats John Prescott who was the so callled deputy Prime Minister under Tony Blair.....................go on Beamish try again for the 3rd time....lol

Third time lucky.

R.I.P. Eddie Large.

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Sorry to hear the news regarding Eddie Large but why has Lord Beamish put up a picture of Mike Brewer from Deals on wheels,/ THAT IS not Eddie Large.....UNLESS Mike Brewer has passed on as well, saw Little & Large at the Golden Garter in Manchester about 30 years ago when i worked at COLOROLL in Ne...

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R.I.P. Eddie Large.

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I remember that game for being the last time I saw a friend of mine alive. Andy was in his late 30s and in the full grip of MS. I saw him after the game; he was in his wheelchair, his body was physically diminishing, his speech was slurred, but his eyes were smiling. I asked him if he enjoyed the ma...

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Too often, History is considered to be about Kings and Queens, Wars and Battles, Political upheavals, Turmoil and Strife. Whilst this is the framework of History, the really interesting stuff is the lives of the everyday person and peoples. That, after all, is what life is all about. Thank you, Wik,...

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What an utter fool.

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The only test he should take is a Paternity Test.

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I’ve never listened to 6Music. I barely listen to the Radio at all, these days.

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The assertion that Jimmy McIlroy was sold to “ballancw the books” shows a distinct lack of insight.

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