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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:49 pm
What about the can?

Could have been a lot worse. Could have been mushy peas in gravy

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Drainage HAS commenced.

Results will be posted here at 19.15. Gives you plenty of time to get to t'Turf

Plenty of time to get your entries in.

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Redbeard wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:15 pm
Bump.
Just five hours left for Estimates.

And, 30 minutes before the start of drainage. This light syrup may take some time to leave its host vegetables

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Claretforshaw wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 12, 2021 11:58 am
If you're looking for "strange" and like Stephen Rea, try "The Butcher Boy" - very dark, but funny. Over 55? You'll be able to identify with some of it

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Good to see no Jones or Moss in there.

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1 -1 unless we play like we did against MKDons, then it'll be 0 - 5

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Apparently, Rhubarb isn't a fruit at all

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Ralphie - Should I post the present leaderboard so that you can copy it and make tonight's amendments yourself, or would you like me to take care of that once you've posted the Count Result? Yes, and Yes. I believe it would be more far more accurate if you took control of the leaderboard and points...

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Morning fellow counters. Spot is out in the garden chasing his tail, the sun is shining and someone has cleared up all the snow. In fact, all is right with the World. The Rhubarb Triangle? 'Appen just as well I didn't go for the huge tin of avocados, we'd have all been embroiled in the "Avocado Pent...

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Rhubarb is perennial - has stalks. It's a vegetable. It's been wrongly classified as a fruit for years, but it isn't. Spot has contacted his cousin in Philadelphia to get a definitive ruling from the other side of the Pond. The reply was unrepeatable and Spot says he doesn't ******* care either ;)

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Rhubarb is actually a vegetable RCC! Do love me some rhubarb I must say. Don’t see much of it over here. I’m going with 16 bits of puckery deliciousness and a stonking 271 mls of sweet, sweet nectar. COYC! Apparently, and I speak as a non-gardener or chef, in 1947 a New York court declared rhubarb ...

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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:28 pm
Is 34 free? If not get me a numebr closest u can

34 has been taken and, unfortunately, I can't make the choice for you.

We had misunderstood actions with SpotTheBall and look what happened there?! Spot was almost impeached

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tarkys_ears wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:26 pm
22 Sticks

83 jews!

Unfortunately Mr/ Mrs/ Ms Ears, the Admiral has already estimated 22 pieces of fruit.

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Redbeard wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:08 pm
That's impressive Count photography, Ralphie.

22 sticks in 172ml.

UTC!!

Thank you for those kind words Admiral, but Spot did the camera work.

By the way, your estimate of rhubarb is the same as bfcjg

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Hello Ralphie are they sticks or pieces of Rhubarb? That is a very good question. I'm guessing that it will not contain just one stick of rhubarb. If it of any assistance, you can have a full refund if you are not 100% happy with the purchase. They are Best before the end of June 2022. And... 5th R...

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Tomorrow's game should have happened months ago and, probably, is a more difficult game in January than it would have been in September. A tough game but, remember Old Trafford almost 12 months ago! You are invited to estimate the number of pieces in my tin of Asda Rhubarb in light syrup, 540g. Thes...

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Thank you Admiral

19.15 it is then.

Be there, or be somewhere else

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Redbeard wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:20 pm
A 2pm start on Friday the 15th, then?

Go on!

I intend opening up the next tinned food count at 20.00 tomorrow (Monday). I trust that this meets with your approval Admiral

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bfcmik wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:35 pm
I think the shock will be that no PL side lose to a lower division side!

Would you like to reconsider that one

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Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:25 pm
Rovers.....Leeds......Crawley!

Beat me to it.

You just know it's going to be Citeh (away)

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Prime Minister, Owen Coyle, holds a Press conference in which he says: " I told you so" when commenting on Burnley FC languishing at the foot of League 2 (4th Division to me and you). #tenyearsahead

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What did Beelzebub say? I missed the after-match comments

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That Leeds keeper

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Zlatan wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:09 pm
Leeds...

“Hold my beer”

Already spilled mine

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rufus lumley wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:48 am
First training session for them on Monday morning should be a trip to Cronkshaw Fold Farm and shoot towards the doors on the barn to see if they can hit them.

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Aclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:05 am
I had major concerns yesterday regarding the Tinned Food Count and the performance on the pitch.

I think you'll find that without the TFC, Jon Moss would have blown his whistle 20 seconds before Vyds stole in at the back stick and squeezed it into the net.

Keep the faith

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Our strikers need something.

Confidence

At one time, and not that long ago, Wood would have had two yesterday and so would Barnes.

Perhaps we do need to put more pressure on them, or feed them on raw meat !

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tim_noone wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:15 am
Strangely enough he played very well yesterday...

But he's still missing the back of the onion bag

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Spijed wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:10 am
Had Mee been fit from the start I suspect we'd have had another 4-5 points from the first six matches rather than just one and we would have been in a more stable mid table position.

And had Rob Jones not been the Ref against Leeds, we'd have had one more point on the board.

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Firthy wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:00 am
Surely has to be BFS losing to Blackpool. BFS you've just been Tangoed

Not sure who is the worse loser BFS or Steve Bruce.

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Meanwhile, Andy C had to spend a lot of time trying to explain that elninny was fouling him at every corner, after he did that pushing and then deliberately falling over trick that he tried against tarks. Arsenal still have the guy marking one of the best headers of the ball, and he is comically sh...

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FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:29 pm
I wanted Rovers to win... and face us!

They can concentrate on getting promoted now

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Andy Carroll booked for an elbow to the head (again).

Danny Murphy, trying to explain what happens when a player jumps says:

"Occasionally you do end up having a little clash when you're using your arms to alleviate yourself"

Made me laugh anyway

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Norris 7
Bardsley 6
Tarkowski 6
Mee 6
Pieters 6
JBG 6
Stephens 4
Cork 6
Brady 6
Wood 4
Barnes 4

Benson 6
Vydra 6
Mumbongo 6
Glennon 6
Vydra 7
Lowton 6

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Player ratings should be interesting

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Poor performance, poor game, Wembley here we come !

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I'd like to say that it isn't as bad as when we lost to Wimbledon in '75 but the feeling is just the same.

Just not good enough !

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The worst part of all this is that we're making Jon Moss look good !

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There is a positive. My swear box is overflowing.

How many times can you say ******* hell in a game?!

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Keogh deserved a RED there ! Moss bottles it

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Are we playing to lose this?!

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Kicked me out as soon as they'd scored

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Oooops!

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I logged in earlier and was waiting for the game to start. Just as the game was about to start I tried to log in to the TV but... Zilch! Glad I logged in early on the laptop. For what it's worth, we should be 3-0 up

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Ralph, it seems you are keen to Officiate the Man U Count, if indeed the match does go ahead. I feel that I am being somewhat 'Press-Ganged' :lol: Spot says that he would gladly officiate, should it go ahead but, our cupboards are bare. We have two Fray Bentos pies and a few soggy bits of celery :o...

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Wow !

Just Wow!

Thank you Admiral and thank you Enclosure for forcing the change of my estimate. The ethereals must be worth a goal

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Whilst everyone is eagerly waiting on the result, do we have a volunteer for Manure?

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In the light of Enclosure's subtefuge, I will go with 190 peas in 190mls jus

Thank you Admiral. MK don't understand the power of the count

3 - 0 Clarets

We're on our way to Wembley !

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The Enclosure wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:49 am
180 easy peasys
180 mls of the juicy lucy

see what i did there

You stole my estimates! You've been watching too much darts

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tiger76 wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:24 pm
You do wonder if we'll have the pleasure of Robert Jones reffing us again this season, I sincerely hope not.

Hopefully, the authorities are not that stupid that he would put him in the firing line again!

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