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by HatfieldClaret
Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: You know you are getting old when:
Replies: 101
Views: 10699

Re: You know you are getting old when:

You look back at a beautiful woman as you pass her in the street; and she's not looking back at you. :cry:
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:16 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Retirement day
Replies: 71
Views: 6167

Re: Retirement day

I've got 8 working days left. Coup[le of months off to get the DIY and garden sorted then a part-time (3 days?) job to make life more interesting.

Got the day off today and got loads done. :D
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Sensible policing or a snivelling coward ?
Replies: 105
Views: 8843

Re: Sensible policing or a snivelling coward ?

There was the story of a PC who was in the front line facing rioters. So scared and fearing for his life he ran away. He was stopped by a colleague who gave him a pep talk about comradeship and how his colleagues needed him. "Sorry Sarge, it won't happen again" he promised. Ready to join his team th...
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:18 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: my head teacher got a clock when he left
Replies: 14
Views: 2295

Re: my head teacher got a clock when he left

Kids here would get excluded for that ! :)
by HatfieldClaret
Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:02 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Dyche in or out
Replies: 325
Views: 26163

Re: Dyche in or out

How anyone can thin other than IN beats me. Who the hell do you think we are going to get that's better than him ?

When he leaves it will be like a bereavement !
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:41 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled
Replies: 355
Views: 19059

Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus 'Uddersfeeled

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Las Cruces sir. A desert and mountain type scenario 4000ft above sea level.
You retired yet ?
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The dancing queen...
Replies: 36
Views: 3480

Re: The dancing queen...

Bordeauxclaret wrote: Jeremy Corbyn is now planning to distract from awkward issues at the next Labour conference with a video showing the agonising awkwardness with which he makes love.
:lol:
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The dancing queen...
Replies: 36
Views: 3480

Re: The dancing queen...

Steve1956 wrote:Just seen it on the news....how embarrasing !
The short clips didn't put it into perspective. I watched it live (sad, I know) and found it quite funny. The music would have been funny enough on its own though.
by HatfieldClaret
Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:59 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: The dancing queen...
Replies: 36
Views: 3480

Re: The dancing queen...

A bit of self-deprecating humour doesn't go amiss.

Shame a few more on this forum don't try it sometimes.
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:42 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: laws could change...after Carduff match
Replies: 31
Views: 3081

Re: laws could change...after Carduff match

If Cardiff want to waste time when they are behind, that's fine with me.
by HatfieldClaret
Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:44 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Well done Jeremy Hunt with NHS pay.
Replies: 104
Views: 8562

Re: Well done Jeremy Hunt with NHS pay.

Many more will follow you too and quit, why work for peanuts under immense pressure with no thanks , an average pay rise would have been sufficient, but what nhs staff have had to accept is nothing short of disgusting, I'm not going down the politics route just the common sense route , these people...
by HatfieldClaret
Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:38 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34390
Views: 2069958

Re: adeola friday

Sikorski
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Golf
Replies: 99
Views: 5333

Re: Golf

i detest it too, always have, its a class thing I suppose, but my memories are of smug oafs mainly boorish sportsmans dinner , cigar smoking types, car salesmen, with overstretched vee necked jumpers and hideous pants. Trousers like an American tourist ! Golf is an excellent game. It's the other go...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:53 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Notice of Intended Prosecution for speeding
Replies: 65
Views: 7277

Re: Notice of Intended Prosecution for speeding

Happened on the 19th I got it on the 21st ....of the next month.

Bloody post office ;)
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: How old are you
Replies: 51
Views: 4233

Re: How old are you

I'm old enough to remember an Italian war hero !
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Sep 21, 2018 3:22 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2.7 Million Brexiteers Have Changed to Remain
Replies: 1203
Views: 51158

Re: 2.7 Million Brexiteers Have Changed to Remain

Ringo, i've just blocked you. I've had enough. I posted on here twice today answering your question. Once to answer it, and once to draw your attention to the post I answered it. You just don't read any replies to you. So there is no point replying to you. Replace the word 'Ringo' with Barnier or T...
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:33 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Petrov and Boshirov
Replies: 71
Views: 7788

Re: Petrov and Boshirov

So it was Jay-Z wot dunnit... :lol:
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:31 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Petrov and Boshirov
Replies: 71
Views: 7788

Re: Petrov and Boshirov

They could just have used Corbyn's line. They were there holding the perfume bottle, but didn't actually take part....
by HatfieldClaret
Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:58 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Imagine a countdown on life...
Replies: 33
Views: 3545

Re: Imagine a countdown on life...

You could only vote if you had more than 5 years left
To the back of the queue for knee and hip replacements
Less than a year left you can spend all your money on women of ill repute
Your kids suddenly trying to curry favour with you

would change a lot of lives...... only in the short term mind.
by HatfieldClaret
Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:35 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Protests outside Farage speaking event in Melbourne
Replies: 176
Views: 12999

Re: Protests outside Farage speaking event in Melbourne

claretandy wrote:Back to Farage, name another politician who could go on a overseas tour and people pay to hear speak.
Corbyn, repeatedly but same people keep inviting him ! :evil:
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:36 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Intolerable fans on match days
Replies: 53
Views: 6596

Re: Intolerable fans on match days

ElectroClaret wrote:I once sat directly in front of Rocky at an away match. (Norwich, if memory serves)

I'm now totally immune to anything verbal. :( :lol:
Did we win that one 3-2 ? I remember the police trying to evict him at that game. :D
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: 2.7 Million Brexiteers Have Changed to Remain
Replies: 1203
Views: 51158

Re: 2.7 Million Brexiteers Have Changed to Remain

No ones ever asked me. If they do I'll say I voted remain but now want WTO.

It'll be Gospel truth then.. !
by HatfieldClaret
Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:55 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Italian Auf Licenze!
Replies: 24
Views: 2613

Re: Italian Auf Licenze!

clarethomer wrote:I bet that one on the far right tastes nice
The one on the far right tastes just like the one on the far left, but they don't mix or compliment each other.
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34390
Views: 2069958

Re: adeola friday

Toon Army
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:18 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paris recommendations
Replies: 66
Views: 5904

Re: Paris recommendations

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Thing is you cant go and NOT do it, surely...
What, can't go to the Louvre or tell them you voted Brexit.....


If you get the time the Palace at Versailles is definitely worth a visit, about half hour on the local train.

Notre Dame - Amazing

have a good 'un
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:12 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Enjoyed this read:)
Replies: 13
Views: 2277

Re: Enjoyed this read:)

I don't suppose Bob Lord was the original member of Momentum and was trying to refer to Israel's policy towards the Palestinians rather than Jews per se
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:07 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Paris recommendations
Replies: 66
Views: 5904

Re: Paris recommendations

Avoid the Eiffel Tower, go to the Sacre Ceour instead. About 3 feet shorter but no queues and much cheaper, then a stroll around Montmatre. The Musee d'Orsay was amazing so spend an afternoon there instead of the Louvre. Sit outside at a cafe on the main drag and you'll pay a fortune. Don't tell the...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:01 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Clever/Funny Song Lyrics
Replies: 20
Views: 2528

Re: Clever/Funny Song Lyrics

Robbie Williams

"Oh Lord, make me pure.....but not yet."


Crap song but a great line.
by HatfieldClaret
Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:29 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: adeola friday
Replies: 34390
Views: 2069958

Re: adeola friday

Flame
by HatfieldClaret
Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:14 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Roll call for Fulham
Replies: 10
Views: 1659

Re: Roll call for Fulham

Just arrived at white horse in Parsons Green.

Tube only running as far as Parsons Green but replacement bus service to Putney Bridge running from Fulham Broadway.

UTC
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 23, 2018 9:35 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Jeremy Corbyn's favorite Socialist paradise....
Replies: 124
Views: 8839

Re: Jeremy Corbyn's favorite Socialist paradise....

Cirrus_Minor wrote:Where is everyone’s favourite capitalist paradise?
Grenada

Totally screwed up marxist revolution in 1979. Screwed up Marxist counter revolution in 1982. Still thanking the yanks for rescuing them.

Their words, not mine.

Barbados a close second.
by HatfieldClaret
Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:06 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Wotfor?
Replies: 321
Views: 21275

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Wotfor?

FactualFrank wrote:City giving Hudds a pasting.
With a bit of help from Hamer

Having a nightmare
by HatfieldClaret
Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:16 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks
Replies: 361
Views: 25387

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks

Exactly how old are you, Hatfield? I've suffered for over 45 years now, but games like tonight's make waiting so long worth every milli-second. I've always loved Burnley and the Clarets. Nobody knew because I had nobody to share my passion with. Modern electronic media is a great thing. Not that ol...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:01 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks
Replies: 361
Views: 25387

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks

ontario claret wrote:There's always time to change your wanton ways, Hatfield.
There's always time. But is there enough time ?

Getting to an age where the odds are against. The odds are when I go well still be in the prem. Can only die happy

:)
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks
Replies: 361
Views: 25387

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks

**** me. I just liked IT

Time to 're think my life
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:46 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks
Replies: 361
Views: 25387

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks

Yeah mrg. Pi$$ off from me
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks
Replies: 361
Views: 25387

Re: Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks

This is brilliant. I gave my notice at work a month ago. Only 8 weeks to go and I'll be able to go to a Europa match on a Thursday night

Keep in there Burnley and I'll be able to start booking the flights
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone..
Replies: 9
Views: 1820

Re: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone..

I saw her at Wembley Stadium c1989 and was lucky to get into the ground a couple of hours befre the gates opened. Watched her do a 90 minute warm up with the dancers.

One hell of an entertainer; unfortunately sh'e definitely high up on the **** list.
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:15 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Hoos tells QPR to leave Loftus Road
Replies: 60
Views: 7039

Re: Hoos tells QPR to leave Loftus Road

Quickenthetempo wrote:The day Burnley move to a breeze block stadium on an industrial estate is the day I pack in following the Clarets.
I dunno,

If Burnley 'did a Wimbledon' and moved down the A1, then I might get to more home games.
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:08 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ben Stokes
Replies: 60
Views: 6024

Re: Ben Stokes

Amazed at the verdict! He flattened the guy. Bouncer gave clear evidence. Money appears to decide justice. I don't think it was money. I've never been on jury service but I should imagine that juries will take a like to some witnesses and not to others. That will then effect how much credence they ...
by HatfieldClaret
Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:04 am
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87554

Re: Tommy Robinson

If anyone publicly supports Tommy Robinson then they could be deemed to be a risk to their companies reputation. Different matter if they're in the public sector though, as the public sector tolerates people with loony left tendencies. If I employed someone who supported Tommy Robinson, even discret...
by HatfieldClaret
Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:48 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Ash for Austria
Replies: 13
Views: 2372

Re: Ash for Austria

We'd have to change it to ja ja Ashley ....
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87554

Re: Tommy Robinson

It's funny how these people say this criminal is being persecuted yet have no problem with targeting a taxi rank for harassment because a forum user noticed some school girls hanging around it. Don't detract from the other problems IT. Target groomers as well as Yaxley-Lennon types. EDL, hatemonger...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87554

Re: Tommy Robinson

How's this incorrect? You really need to look a bit deeper than the surface. He has been persecuted by the state, some of the ways the police have been instructed to behave towards him and his family are appalling. The plonker goes around publicly committing crime FFS. I expect plod to keep an eye ...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:30 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87554

Re: Tommy Robinson

I am pretty sure you dismissed the claims because of your interpretation of him? NO Based on what you have said, would you take anything on board he says or would you dismiss it because of who he is? I'd discuss this with someone else. A bit like having a conversation about Israeli politics with Ke...
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:27 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Well done Jeremy Hunt with NHS pay.
Replies: 104
Views: 8562

Re: Well done Jeremy Hunt with NHS pay.

Inchy wrote:I got an extra 20p an hour. Brilliant.
Ah, but before or after tax ?


Still waiting to find out. Will only affect me for 3 months as just given my notice in. So I'll save the NHS £??,??? per year.
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 02, 2018 1:05 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87554

Re: Tommy Robinson

I am not dismissing concerns regarding past or current grooming cases. Nobody is.

I suggest a bit more research of publicly available information from a variety of sources.
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:47 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Scottish Police Officers
Replies: 4
Views: 1815

Re: Scottish Police Officers

They've got taste then, if nowt else.
by HatfieldClaret
Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:45 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87554

Re: Tommy Robinson

He was a working class lad and all his friends were football lads. They were not political heavyweights or had any political influence, but they wanted their concerns to be known about. I believe he even fought physically against the neo nazis who tried to infiltrate the group. Eventually they got ...
by HatfieldClaret
Wed Aug 01, 2018 12:28 pm
Forum: The Bee Hole End
Topic: Tommy Robinson
Replies: 1223
Views: 87554

Re: Tommy Robinson

Walton wrote:What are the odds of him breaching his bail conditions and getting banged up again before he gets his retrial?
We live in hope